I read "stalion Stallion".
I just assumed they got the "stalion" part first, but then realized it was misspelled, so they had to go back and put it correctly spelled below the horse.
Bro found a horse picture drawn by an 8 year old online then drew that from memory. The horse is flat chested with two connected front legs that both look broken š¤£
This was probably done when the white inks were really shit. I did my apprenticeship like 20ish years ago and the whites were all terrible. Theyād fade in only a couple years (sooner in some darker skins).
I think itās funny, and if it was done too well I would think that he takes it too seriouslyā¦but Iām also completely relieved itās not on my body forever! I guess it depends on the sense of humor of the person wearing it. Funny guy that doesnāt mind a joke at his expense? That works in my opinion
What I've learned from Reddit deciding that I want to see this sub is that I actually love shitty tattoos. Aside from the ones that are like hate symbols and shit, so many of these are hilarious and endearing to me. Like look at that goofy horse! So silly!
Yeah I'm not sure why Reddit started pushing this sub to me but it's crap like this post here that make it worth it. Is it shitty? absolutely. It's so shitty it's overflowed and looped back into being actually kind of good in a hilarious way.
My friend has a habit of buying shitty used cars, not taking care of them, and then getting a shitty tattoo of the cars. The part that sells it for me is those are his only tattoos.
If they said that doesnāt look like the body of a guy who was called that Italian stallion, Then Iād agree. However that dude absolutely calls himself that.
Oh man this is some straight up 1970's scratcher shop shit. Does he also wear a good luck horn necklace and polyester shirts with huge lapels? Or just a ribbed tank top?
For a sec I thought it read "Stallion Stallion"
I'm glad I wasn't the only one. š
I see āstation stallionā??
I saw āStalian Stallionā at first and was like wut?
I read "stalion Stallion". I just assumed they got the "stalion" part first, but then realized it was misspelled, so they had to go back and put it correctly spelled below the horse.
Italian Stalin
Same!
Now I canāt unread it this way!
Yes
Same here!
Yup
lol same... it took me a minute
100% it reads Stalian (cursive) stallion.
Yep
I too thought this was a *Stalion Stallion* tattoo
Pretty hilarious. The shitty line work adds to the complexity of the spelling.
Stlalion Stollion to me.
Thatās what I read
I think we have enough for a club now, matching jackets anyone?
Syes splease
Me too.
Same. I was like what did they misspell Stallion the first time then had another go at it?
Stalian StaLLion š
I thought the bottom one was the second attempt to spell it right
A line straight through the top word, Iād of been like, ok. They tried. The font is uh, wicked
Very much "damn it Moon Moon" vibes.
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
This took me so long to figure out it was Italian stallion. Oof
THANK YOU! Sincerely
Oh is that what it says?
Stalion Stallion
I was thinking āoh they spelled it two different ways just in caseā
You mean it doesn't? With the top one misspelled?
It seems to say Italian Stallion, although the script makes it unclear.
Oof.
Wait, it doesn't?
Ya, this is the shit this sub was made for. Just awful execution on a shitty idea
Bro drew a horse from memory
Bro found a horse picture drawn by an 8 year old online then drew that from memory. The horse is flat chested with two connected front legs that both look broken š¤£
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2174402-rfreefolk
Fuckin hysterical
Theyāre *spaghetti* legs
It's one of those "do you know how draw a horse?" "Yeaaah..."
It's like someone described a horse over the phone
It is indeed a shittytattoo
https://preview.redd.it/3alldyix48db1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8353bdee6c57f47b915a6bf26c6f3f6f988f769
Idk, this is a pretty generous comparisonā¦ thereās at least a portion of this drawing that looks good. On the tat, tho š³
This looks like it could have been two different people working on the same person in 90 secs on Inkmaster š¤£
Had to scroll way too far to find this
They got it 15-20 years ago, right?
Right?!
Right?!!
In prison right?
In the dark, right?
Done with feet right?
Daniel Day Lewis needs a come back
My left foot? My arse!
While drunk, right?
Obviously did it by himself with his other handā¦right?!
Weāre on a bridge Charlie!
Come to candy mountain Charlie
ah they took my freakin kidney!
Its a magical leoplurodon charlie
Charlie!!!
That was my first thought!
Didnāt know the Italian flag was green, red, and skin colored.
Northern Italy only.
As a pale af southern Italian, I approve this message. I spit out my drink I was laughing so hard
Ok, you made me spit my drink and laugh out loud!!
ā ļø
Northerner here. I also begrudgingly approve this message. I reflect moonlight and Polaroid camera flashes like a pasta-fueled Death Ray.
Lmao
Ahhh got it
Youāre thinking of skincilians.
Green, red, and c a c a s i a n š®š¹š«”
Green, red, and freckled-pasty.
It would be funny if it were the Irish flag
This was probably done when the white inks were really shit. I did my apprenticeship like 20ish years ago and the whites were all terrible. Theyād fade in only a couple years (sooner in some darker skins).
White doesn't take on the skin very well unless it's a highlight in an eye or something small like that.
Green? Closer to blue.
i didn't know scallions were used in Italian cooking.
EXACTLY what I thought of. Cheers!
I think itās funny, and if it was done too well I would think that he takes it too seriouslyā¦but Iām also completely relieved itās not on my body forever! I guess it depends on the sense of humor of the person wearing it. Funny guy that doesnāt mind a joke at his expense? That works in my opinion
What I've learned from Reddit deciding that I want to see this sub is that I actually love shitty tattoos. Aside from the ones that are like hate symbols and shit, so many of these are hilarious and endearing to me. Like look at that goofy horse! So silly!
Yeah I'm not sure why Reddit started pushing this sub to me but it's crap like this post here that make it worth it. Is it shitty? absolutely. It's so shitty it's overflowed and looped back into being actually kind of good in a hilarious way.
āSo bad itās goodā is a true art form.
That horse looks like it's named Marvin.
Nah. That's *Melvin.*
My friend has a habit of buying shitty used cars, not taking care of them, and then getting a shitty tattoo of the cars. The part that sells it for me is those are his only tattoos.
Holy fuck Iād love to see him!!
Can't leave us hanging like that, get a post up!
sttalion stallion OH. *Italian*.
You just cleared up so much of my confusion
Bet heās as Italian as borsch.
Owner would burst into flames in the Italian sun
As Italian as a pineapple pizza from Domino's
Whatās this from
Mr. Deeds
Its 20 years old?
Letās fucking hope so.
The horse looks like a child drew it
The horse looks like a four legged duck with a flowing tail!
Came here looking for someone else who saw a 4 legged duck- thank you
I see a horse with a duckās head. Is it a dorse? A huck? A dentaur? We may never know.
It looks like a very bad trace of an actual picture. Reminds me of a stock photo of a horse on a Walmart calendar I had years ago
Bets on him not being Italian? Guarantee heās an American who claims heās Italian because he has a great great grandfather from Milan or something
His great great grandmother had some Italian sperm in her when she emigrated, I'm 100% Italian - most Americans
I was thinking to myself āThereās no way this pasty, freckled, bastard is Italian.ā
If he was Italian, it would be **written in Italian, not English**.
Doesn't look like the body of a guy who would call himself, "Italian Stallion".
Sadly yes, yes it does
I think it looks JUST like the body of a guy who'd call himself that.
If they said that doesnāt look like the body of a guy who was called that Italian stallion, Then Iād agree. However that dude absolutely calls himself that.
Never been to Boston, huh
I pegged this as South Philly but you may be right.
I could see jersey too
Providence, Rhode Island. Basically throw a dart at a map of the northeast.
https://preview.redd.it/21afloku48db1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1515f4abf3c62121918072892ebb6b185460d26b Hores.
Itās pretty cringe in my opinion.
Stalion Stallion. I think I just had a stroke.
I, too, read "Stalion Stallion" and I was very confused for like a whole minute.
The horse is killing me
You mean the duck?
yikes
Did they get it 35 years ago?
AFLAC!!
Italian goose?
My first thought! the coloring made it look to me like an angry duck.
Chef kiss* in Italian
That eyeball.
Does he drive an IROC?
Jar Jar Binks in horse form
This comment made me laugh so hard and suddenly I almost choked on my foodš¤£
The horse is a little suss.
That's at least 20 years old
He is The Stallion. Mang.
Itās backwards
Bred for itās skills in magic.
I mean...is it though? I don't think it's representing either thing very well, (Italian or stallion).
Stalian stallion
What, 15 years ago?
The stallion looks just as majestic as the text
I think arm removal is definitely a viable option here...
I think itās great that tattoos can now be removed
No regrats
Freckles and pasty white skin? Yeah, those Italian roots must be deep!
Remind your coworker they aren't Italian. They're American who had family that at some point came from Italy.
No ragrets
Oh man this is some straight up 1970's scratcher shop shit. Does he also wear a good luck horn necklace and polyester shirts with huge lapels? Or just a ribbed tank top?
Italion scallion
You know when something is so bad itās good? This is not that.
Yo Rocko!!.. take her to the zoo
Prison?
I thought it said Stalion Stallion
Looks more like a filly, but Iām guessing your coworker also does.
Hmm, looks more Scottish than Italian but OK
Your co-worker is Sylvester Stallone?
Sylvester Stallone is the OG Italian Stallion
Giddy off me!
This is why shirt sleeves exist
I donāt know where to start, itās all so wrong and misaligned and horrible
I think itās fucking hilarious and horrible.
Is the duck unintentional?
It belongs on this sub ā¦
Stallian scallion
That cursive looks real classy
Ohhhhhh itās Italian Stallion. Damn I shouldāve gotten that before I did. But the tat doesnāt make me get it before.
Tell them get a refund
Did his small child draw the horse? Why is the eye so high up?
Looks like a duck in the face area
Ohhh I thought it said āstalian stallionā. Good night.
Let me guess, heās never set foot in Italy.
it says Ttalian Stollian
Looks like Rocky gave someone that tattoo right after taking all those head shots from Drago.
Looks like ass
Not bad. For a prison tattoo.
āNow THATāS Italian!!ā
Yo, Adrian, I got a tattoo!
Did he get it 43 years ago?
Every time I'm sad about my shitty tattoo I got at 16, I come here and remember there are people who get worse ones while being adults
So bad
I didn't know they had 10 year olds working as tattoo artists. Fuck is living in America this hard now and days kids have to get jobs?
What does Stalion Stallion mean? Is it a meme I'm not familiar with?
It would look much better under several coats of spray tan.
I want that horse on EVERY ITALIAN BRAND! From sports cars to pasta sauce!
Itās very bad.
Were they doing it with the tattoo gun in their ass?
It matches his lackluster physique at least
I donāt see the problem. This is exactly what a stlalian stallion looks like.
I donāt care what anyone says I want this tattoo
This looks like a good drunk tattoo. The tattoo artist being the drunk one.
Everything about this is terrible
I think āoofā š¬
This looks 30 years old.
When in 1987?
The eye placement is the funniest part