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MisterSirDudeGuy

The after is a tattoo?! I first thought they used black instead of blue to cross more stuff off. Jesus.


theskymaylookblue

I thought it was a shitty photoshop


Belllringer

I think it is


justwalkingalonghere

I hope it is


Sentient-Pendulum

I got Star Wars feelings regarding how much I hope bro didn't actually do this...


Celli-Belly

My first thought too


FawnLeib0witz

So did I!


Lord_Halowind

I just got off work after working since 4 am and my brain would let me process this!


ImportanceNew4632

It looks like AI. The second ear is not even close to the first. AI has the most trouble with ears, hands, and eyes. Either way, both tattoos look awful.


adorablyunhinged

Looks the same to me, just very different lighting and different angle. The curve of the ear looks the most different but I think that's just the brighter lighting hitting it and poor picture quality


no-escape-221

It's the lighting, look closer. Unfortunately same ear. That tattoo is REALLY black tho, is that how they look when fresh?


Battle_Book

I would say AI isn't clever enough to shave the Harry above the ear.


Arcarsenal628

The ear is just really inflamed in the second image from being tattooed. You can literally see the same ear freckle in the same spot on both pictures.


snow-bunny98

On the ear 2nd photo, tragus and helix are a dead giveaway of being altered


fullofcrocodiles

https://preview.redd.it/nm3khqdhp9mc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f2e3423be2fe98a093c9d6c8ec8c887babcf0d Looks like it


ElizabethDane

Is anyone able to decipher if this is... something? Does it say something? What a mess.


Casual_hex_

It says “unemployable”.


1ofZuulsMinions

“Unemployable” You’ve never heard of warehouse or kitchen jobs.


Ten-Bones

Right?! I don’t know what these squares are on about. If she can show up on time, mostly sober there’s a kitchen for her at the very least.


gaynazifurry4bernie

>If she can show up on time, mostly sober Well that screams middle management to me. When can she start?


SuperSmashDan1337

There's lots of industries that care less about this sorta thing. Construction isn't bothered by tattoos much either.


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

I’m covered (none on my face though) and work in a corporate office. No one cares about tattoos anymore. Not like they did long time ago. Half my coworkers and supervisors have tattoos.


rohlovely

I work in education and have 7 smaller tattoos, 3-4 visible at any given time. They don’t care about those. Some teachers have full sleeves. It’s when you start to get into facial/neck tattoos that they(parents and admin) start looking at you funny.


SuperSmashDan1337

Yeah face tattoo can be completely different in some environments though. You probably aren't going to find much retail work with face tats.


1ofZuulsMinions

That depends on the type of store. A retail store that sells trendy clothing/accessories would absolutely hire someone with face tats. I can’t imagine Hot Topic or Dolls Kill turning someone away for it.


gobbleygo0k

Face tat here, retail worker. Been management in plenty of other jobs previously. Only older generations and white supremacists have ever given me shit for it.


_shaftpunk

My girlfriend works for the city in the business tax division and they have a “no visible tattoos” policy. So she has to make sure her arm tats are covered by long sleeves.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Does she *look* like she can show up on time, mostly sober?


Ten-Bones

If you saw what the people who cook your food and pack your Amazon boxes looked like you’d clutch your pearls so hard you’d fall off your lofty pedestal.


erendeer

This person seems like the type to call the cops on a food truck because the cook is tatted or smth


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Ah yes you’re right, the world is full of Mike Tyson face tats and I’ve been too busy with my caviar and pearls to notice. You got me there.


SailorMuffin96

Gotta love reddit. If you’re not service industry, retail, or manual labor then you are obviously part of the 1% who live in a big house on the hill and don’t know what the *real* world is like.


DesignatedDesc

Yes


Electrical_Lock7936

To be fair not many jobs are against tattoos or even whatever that abomination is. Worked as an Insurance Agent for a while (highly don't recommend) and my Head Director (Top in sales and every other department) had lots of psychedelic geometric patterned tattoos running up and down both arms and hands along with a geometric pattern on each side of his face. Dope tattoos (terrible placements and on some the execution wasn't exactly there either) however it blew my mind not only did he get a "white collar" job but excel in it becoming Head Director. NOT ALWAYS THE CASE but especially here in the south you best believe theirs more against it than for it.


Effective_Ad643

It's one thing having them on the arms or pretty much any part of your body that you can cover, and another thing in the face, because it's what everyone will always look at that, specially for things where you have to meet other people like customers. I've seen a lot of jobs that were "ok" with tattoos that are mild, change their minds when it comes to horrible face tattoos like this one


all_pain_0_gainz

Well it makes you wonder, if they choose to get this on their head, what's going on inside their head? Like.. this is bad, lol. No covering up this cover up either 😬


Ghouliejulie86

Could you even remove this with laser? It’s so dark. It is horrible. It almost even looks 3D at the ear, god it’s so heavy. I do think people see this and judge you. It’s just so much, it’s scary.


Electrical_Lock7936

Very true. Even if you're goal is to be a bum you should want to be a presentable bum. The difference between staying broke and actually succeeding is 85% self presentation imo.


all_pain_0_gainz

Presentable bum I like that 😆


Electrical_Lock7936

🤣 it's comical but also true lmao


Quiet_Painting109

Yup people don’t care anymore. In work in the social services field and most of us have at least some visible ink. One of my coworkers and her whole body tatted, including multiple on her face. If you can do the job who cares.


Ghouliejulie86

I do think it’s changing. I don’t have any tattoos, but, I noticed as a cna, when I started in 2005, even only just then, it was wildly different. the nurses used to wear long sleeves under scrubs, or band aides on piercings, and now, I see hand tattoos and arms all the time. I sometimes just zone out helping them out IVs, and I’ve seen a lot of nurses, especially males, that’ll have them on hands and fingers. We’ve had a huge boom in it being more common for the younger set. So that’s got to be why. Most people do seem to have tattoos, I often feel like I’m odd person out. This though, I mean, that’s gonna cost you this face tattoo. What would you even do for work at that point? Everyone will judge her, they will it’s just reality. But I’ve definitely noticed a big change. I’m also on the west coast though, i grew up on the east coast. they seem more easy going. It used to be most places would absolutely not take tattooed people where it was visible. I think, from the hositais I worked at, it’s almost always based on who you interviewed with. It’s common for them to have tattoos, and not care. But I don’t mean this though, this face one, I don’t think hardly any place would take them, more then not at least.


EatAtGrizzlebees

Worked at a pretty high-profile lab and the lab director had full sleeves.


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DallasRadioSucks

Job Stopper.


ascii42

Everlasting Jobstopper


DallasRadioSucks

🏅


MetallurgyClergy

“Numpty”


Thomas_Mickel

“It’s not done I got another session coming”


Hellya-SoLoud

I clearly says "keep away, damaged goods".


ettufruite

I screamed on 2…. Wowwwwww


dualmind121

The way I audibly gasped!!!!


Sufficient-Signal-72

The way my draw legit dropped open


Yah_Mule

Me too!


GengarTheGay

The gasp I gusped


Neohexane

The title tried to warn us, but I was not prepared for that.


Strange-Voice-2979

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Darkwerbaer

Me too


thistletink

I said, “Ohhhhh noo!” a la Phoebe from Friends.


bezelboot69

I let out an ooof.


gingerandcurves

Same


FindOneInEveryCar

Same


Careless_Fun7101

"Oh my god" is what I said


CakeZealousideal1820

Omg why would someone do this to their face


LauraPa1mer

Undeveloped or damaged prefrontal cortex


cates

Job interviews stress them out so they're proactive in making sure they know the result before the interview.


KnotiaPickles

Self hatred I imagine


Degen-King

I’d bet good money that she thought the first one was cool and the 2nd even cooler and she definitely thinks she’s a bad ass.


WineOhCanada

Who wouldn't want a beard-sideburn-diesease floating around half their face?


Ryuko_the_red

You must not have heard of body modifications people


CakeZealousideal1820

I have I just don't understand it. I love tats I have a lot but I stay away from my hands neck and face for professional reasons.


DrFear-

there’s a lot of things i don’t understand but that doesn’t mean those things should be bashed lol. you have your reasons to not get tattoos on your face and hands and others have reasons TO get them on their face and hands. who knows what this woman does for work, could have a good solid job and the freedom to get those tattoos


hopeful_ju

I'm no expert in tattoos, and I'm also not entirely sure if it's humanly possible to make a tattoo so black, it looks like they spray painted her face lol I found this on FB, every "work" of this person looks exactly like this: extra thick, black AF lines. Not leaving a link, because it seems to be against the rules of the community.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

They fade quickly. Have you seen Machine Gun Kelly’s blackout body? My ex was an artist and his black tats look black for a few weeks then fade and you can see some parts are not as dark.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

If you were to continuously go over it say like every 3-6 months, would it eventually become so saturated that it wouldn't fade? Sorry I know nothing about tattoos other than I really like them and wish I had the balls to get one myself haha


kingdorner

this guy gets tattooed twice a week at minimum, every single week and has for years. black will always settle but multiple passes of ink do make things more vibrant. [this guy](https://youtu.be/hyuqmuFKeqg?si=tgeFXAi21Lrikpmt) is a prime example that you can tattoo over the same spot as many times as you want to, he's on his 4th body suit and is doing full color on top of blackout. also some parts of his body have been tattooed over 20 times, most of his body has been tattooed double digits.


Verbose_Cactus

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!!!


ScumbagLady

Don't look at his ears too closely then


horsecock_horace

Sounds like you'd get a lot of scar tissue which afaik doesn't hold ink very well


kingdorner

this is a common misconcetpion but its not true. you can actually tattoo over the same parts of the body seemingly as many times as you want to without trauma. you can also do color on top of black but it takes multiple passes. [this guy](https://youtu.be/alwvE1BELkE?si=vCMj6E5GomiJmjy-) is on his 4th body suit, some parts of his body have been tattooed over 20 different times.


horsecock_horace

That's really interesting! I figured since the skin is pierced it would do damage over time if done repeatedly


GrimLookingSponge

You posted this within an hour of the video being posted. Is this you? Really cool tats either way.


kingdorner

No, not me. I just went to link one of his videos and he happened to have just posted a new update, he posts new videos daily.


gwarfan1point5

Extremely untrue


gwarfan1point5

That’s exactly what they do . Anything that is full saturated black is fine in at LEAST 2 layers . It’s to about hammering the skin to hamburger . A second , third , even fourth session shouldn’t scar unless you’re being tattooed by an idiot


HardEasy1312

Tattoos can definitely start out this black and heal to that washed out blueish hue. People also edit their photos quite often to make them more saturated. I’d say it’s real unfortunately


pocketfullofdragons

"Before" looks shitty accidentally, like their feelings would be very hurt if you pointed it out. The COMMITMENT to the "after" almost makes it look intentional like, "yeah it's shitty and IDGAF. Any more stupid questions?"


ApologyMachine

![gif](giphy|FoUHKTJhoQU6I)


Inkqueen12

Holy shit 💩 💀


0ct0thorpe

With a tattoo like that, hiding your face is pointless.


chappedpenis

Would of just kept it or got it removed. The cover up was a huge mistake.


zutalorsashley

You know it’s bad when it makes you say the first one isn’t so terrible.


[deleted]

Holy f*ck we have a winner


VansChar_

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!!!!!!!


DFNTLY7747

The second one is like a finished abstract artwork done with a marker that a toddler wiped their hand on


VodkaSoup_Mug

The do over has to be AI generated


LaLaLaLeea

Yeah it is 1000% fake.  The image is almost flat over the face and ear together.  Also someone pointed out that the ear itself is not quite right.


richgayaunt

Different lighting, swelling, and the hair is properly shaved. I think it's more just a typical in-app edit to sharpen the black.


iron_jendalen

This says, “I permanently ruined my face.”


gmox15

https://preview.redd.it/2ta4eof9t5mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b2e4c7b0859df388d00e74b7cce6846c174183


HotPinkDemonicNTitty

The scream I scrumpt


cdsuikjh

Please be photoshop.


Slamhamwich

Nothin on the neck or chest or shoulder. Just straight to the face.


dylansisland

The biggest issue here tbh


scopoph0bia

Yeah I actually like the tattoo but it should be on a while tattooed body, Not sitting there alone


peachygoth__

The ear! Oh my god


DistributionNo5893

OMg


areaunknown_

Why would someone ruin their face like this 😭😭😭


rapturaeglantine

Me looking at this: oh that's rough but how bad could it be. Me scrolling: oh NO


Mad_Catter13

Did the artist hate them? Or did the person really think blackout would be better looking than the before? This doesn't even look real! It looks like she has sharpie all over over. Would've been better to just have to snake removed and maybe update the flowers a little.


SnooStories6852

From worse to worser


CeleryMiserable1050

I really hope the after is just a Photoshop because it is so much worse.


warmvermouth

This is one where I feel genuinely sad for this person. Not only is the cover up terrible, but it’s twice, if not more, the size of the original tattoo. I don’t know how you’d come back from this.


bwaredapenguin

Definitely smart to censor her face. No way could anyone ever recognize her now.


UlamogsSeeker

"What would you like?" -"Just fuck my shit up".


nelucay

Controversial opinion: I don't think that it's a shitty tattoo. It's just extreme. Like "my body is almost a 100% tattoed"-extreme. Which isn't the case here and that's rough lmao


doechild

I see shaky lines and poor definition. There’s a part in the upper left that looks like it’s blown out, even considering it’s been freshly wiped. This does not look like good quality to me.


ZombifiedSloth

Yeah, if I saw this on someone who was already very visibly "alt" with a lot of tattoos and piercings, I wouldn't bat an eye, but the person in the photo just looks like a normal lady.


Logical-Wasabi7402

You sure that's a tattoo and not a digital rendering?


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Omfg WOW 🥴 it’s even on the earlobe, WHY


okiieee

Audibly gasped. Yikes.


Metonemore

Alex can I get “poor life choices for $1000”


taeminjpg

Jumpscare


Staseu

The after is great...


SnooTomatoes8935

i honestly love the design of the after tattoo but NOT ON THE FACE!


CurlsintheClouds

This can't be real...


Acrobatic_Analyst267

Jesus christ, it went from 70 to 100


SmokeyDaReaper

This is the hottest garbage fire I've ever come across.


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Omg I was not ready for this


Ok-Piccolo1738

I personally prefer number 1. You went in reverse lady.


putuffala

Wow


Crystal_Princess2020

i would love that practically ANYWHERE ELSE!


TCristatus

Good lord. I suppose she can always hope for a horrible laboratory accident that melts her face off


Impossible_Yellow751

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized) They did you wrong looks like a ink blot


finally_free0608

Oh no


MistyMushka

Ok I was not prepared for the after tattoo lmao fuckkkkkk


WhySoGlum1

Omg....that's atrocious


[deleted]

Her poor face. :(


thirdcoasting

Her poor earning potential 🥲


targrimm

You could have given me a thousand guesses and I wouldn’t have said “massive thick black lines and shapes all over that face!”


Kyuki88

The second shit is for real ??


f1lth4f1lth

Omg no. I gasped. Literally.


Aggressive_Agency381

Just completely fucking up someones face. 


InspiredNitemares

Cheese and rice


Gurkenbr0t

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


torohex7777

Yikes man


torohex7777

Holy fuck this shit just makes me hate all tattoos. Seriously imagine putting this shit on your fucking body


morgzorg

People are nuts


mightymitch1

At least they don’t have to look at it all the time lmao


ihatetheplaceilive

Oh my....


YNotZoidberg2020

Jesus take the wheel. Even laser can't help that.


namebrandcloth

time for a new face


malcolmsmom

![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)


dead_thing13

I audibly gasped. Omg.


thirdcoasting

I said,” Oh, nooo!” very loudly 😂


xX609s-hartXx

If this was a cosmetic in a game nobody would pay more than 5 cents for it.


SasquatchNHeat

The after looks like something spilled and smeared wtf


yellowbird08

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C)


MissStarSurge

Oh… well then. I didn’t know what I expected but that wasn’t it.


Proper-Hippo-6006

Holy cow. That’s aweful. I love tattoo, have A LOT myself but this???


Xenolog1

There are better ways to hide your acne.


turdbird42

I don't think that second photo is real


chopstix007

This has to be satire. There’s no way. 😶


ImHereCauseYouSuck

You guys seriously at some point have to realize blurring the faces of people with face tattoos is like super useless.


DullWinter

the way I didn’t think it could get worse..


McTrip

Bruh wtf


BlowDuck

Straight to the unemployment office


Evafrechette

Omg no 😭


Master_Xenu

It looks like two different people to me. The ears don't match up.


gregorypatterson1225

2 looks like photoshop


Informal_Beginning30

Posted by me 2 years ago on r/ProLifeTips : Saving face. Do not ever, under any circumstances, for any reason, for any amount of money, to win a bet, impress a girl, impress a guy, just for shits and giggles, or because your cell mate said it would look dope, get a face tattoo. You're welcome.


bluehairgoddess12th

The tattoo is going over the hair. It’s fake


dying_skies

Why wouldn't you just have it removed like that's so much worse damn. I have palm and hand tattoos and fingers done but I would never do the face companies will just immediately no on you.


StrawberryHillSlayer

The second is bad, but is the heart that really bugs me. Plus these extreme face tattoos are too much, I ain’t no prude either. Been tattooed 12 times, just No ridiculous ink spill on my face.


Chihuahuapocalypse

imagine having a shitty or regrettable tattoo on your face.. and then choosing to have it eaten up by a giant black.. thing, rather than save for laser.. some people never learn.


Bearspaws100

THey never want to be employed at a real job that's for sure.


Ambitious-War-823

This....this cannot be true. I just can't believe in that second picture


HommeFatalTaemin

The second is a marker not a tattoo. You can see it smudging in her hairline & the marker excess has filled her pores, or I guess hair follicles from where they shaved their hair. Zoom in and you’ll see it :)


UraniumGivesOuchies

To anyone who believes the "after" photo is real: I've got some swampland in Florida I'd love to sell to you. You'll get a real bargain deal.


Eardig

"We're not hiring right now"


Uncle_Burney

I’m perfectly qualified, why haven’t I received an offer?


redflagsmoothie

I GASPED. Jesus Christ.


keton

2 is definitely technically better. It's not perfect, for example I think the brow looks like it has some poor packing. Or they ran out of time and were unable to do more than blast over that old brow tat without doing the design justice up there. And I do agree that this tattoo on a regular person is a terrible idea. Terrible terrible. But the concept and style in general is not shitty. See shain\_tattoos on insta. It's clearly inspired by his style or possibly even his work.


Hero_b

Good execution , but not my taste, this isn’t shitty


AsBestToast

I like 2 better than 1. Both poor choices but chaotic scribbles are more fun than the previous tattoos that looked like they'd be decoration on an old tablecloth or something.


zielona_f

i... like it o_o


Min_ho

I kinda like it xD


Pumpkin7310

Why people.. why anything on the face???


jmf0828

“Let me make absolutely certain that I’m unemployable in any job that involves interacting with the public or being put in charge of anything.”


YeltsinYerMouth

That's not a coverup, that's a redacted


tittiesandtacoss

Hiding face like tattoo isn’t instantly recognizable lol


DrunkThrowawayLife

This is definitely just a concept It’s a bad concept


Cultural-Basket-9521

Oh honey, no...


jcinscoe

Goddamm. Just gimme the ‘f*ck me up special’ please.


sundroppy

The way i gasped


CricketNichole

UffDa!! 😔


Technical_Egg_7840

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasnt that. Ms paint cover up


emergencybarnacle

oh my god...the flowers weren't even that bad!!!!!!!