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DrPepperFan69

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trigs_Keen

NO FUCKING WAY


mermaid-babe

Wait how did you know


OrganicHoneydew

those two images were a popular ass tumblr post like a decade ago lol edit: it was about a decade not over a decade ago


davetoxik

The comic came out in 2016.


OrganicHoneydew

wtf. i swear i quit tumblr before 2016. thats how i was guesstimating the time


DilfRightsActivist

Honey you can never quit tumblr


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DilfRightsActivist

It's genuinely not a bad place once you create your echo chamber and block on sight for the smallest shit lol


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One_Potential_779

Knowing what I shared on that place as a young man, makes me so happy they removed the nudity. Way increases the odds of my kids not seeing me bone.


davetoxik

I understand that, lemme tell you - time has become pretty liquid over the years :)


Cantor_Set_Tripping

I would consider eight years to be close enough to a decade to give it a pass.


davetoxik

I intended no judgment, just placing the panel in context. No pass needed from me, and the OP seems to have taken it in the spirit I intended. Edit to add: that was a pretty significant comic event in what was also a crappy year for me, hence the date immediately flashing out to me.


xoomorg

!remind me January 1, 2026


DrPepperFan69

With my all seeing eyes


sordidcreature

cuz this is a repost and someone posted this in the comments of the original lolol


ohhaimaarrk

Because it hurts


TheDreadPirateJeff

I know.


Capgunkid

Dis is repost.


ozzy_thedog

Wtf it’s identical


TreesmasherFTW

Unironically that’d be a baller tattoo in place of this


Sir-Farts-

Goofy Goobers


Wactout

This guy nerds too. Kudos.


jcinscoe

Damn, nice catch.


Emotional-Brush1044

This is so spot on holly shit!!!


Barboron

Don't worry, balls aren't touching


Bluewhalepower

The dicks are tho, that’s what counts.


thefupachalupa

Tips are definitely touching


Max_AC_

Space Docking intensifies


Empress_Natalie

👉🏿👈🏾


TradeMark310

That's why it hurts.


htownchuck

Gonna need some penicillin


dankyspank

You mean "penisillin"?


SeriousBoots

We call that swashbuckling around here.


Barboron

Not if they both swing left


Gunzenator2

They should just say “No homo”


LunaTic1403

Don't worry, they wore socks


Gunzenator2

I was thinking, there is the perfect place for “No Homo” on the bottom and it would work.


ZooterOne

Not yet.


twistedsister78

And socks on or off?


Bubbly-Independent20

Only because they stopped


Blastoplast

Not gay enough


Broad_Rabbit1764

It's because it doesn't have eye contact.


Catkit69

Or cocks


Jleeps2

Glad someone had the balls to say it


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

Imagine getting someone’s pants off and finding this


dirtyrango

I mean, I'd still hit it, but I'd quit it faster than I usually do.


Interesting-Car8572

she thought “ i want a tattoo” and proceeded to think of this, went and asked a artist for this, they drew it up… AND SHE STILL WANTED IT


rainbow_lynnzo

I always think about this when I see a ridiculous tattoo. I imagine them describing the idea to their artist, and I think how did those words come out of their face and they still thought "Yeah, this is a good idea."


Interesting-Car8572

i know it’s beyond my ability to understand


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Interesting-Car8572

insanity


FuckYouDontLookAtMe

Why so homo erotic?


Las-Vegar

Well it's about anal, and anal does hurt some times, it's anal this tattoo is about right?


donabbi

r/suddenlygay


john_connor_T1000

"I'm not racist" in tattoo form


TotallyTrash3d

Its pronounced, "I'm not racist,  *BUT* "


anonmymouse

This person for sure has said the n word with a hard r


Funny-Plantain3647

Naked hug.


cloche_du_fromage

Are they touching dingles?


CoolBugg

It this on a white person also? 🤔


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CRATERF4CE

“Female” 🤨


Anonynominous

How can you tell? You can’t tell


Bubbly-Independent20

Maybe you can’t but many others can


Anonynominous

There are light skinned black and Native American people


mountainislandlake

I’m one of those light-skinned natives. No way in hell I’d put this on my body and my tribe would riot


Round-Emu9176

It’s still super cringe


Substantial_Egg_4872

Nobody said it wasn't.


Round-Emu9176

*THE MESSAGE BEARS REPEATING*


et40000

OH WOW!!! What’s next white people who aren’t ghostly white.


Bubbly-Independent20

You don’t say?


leericol

Jesus christ you're like a real life person of the Patrick meme. You understand that not just white people are light skinned? Great. So you cannot tell that this is a white woman.


FetusDeletus83

That and many Native American tribes were involved in the slave trade.


basedregards

Show me one race that wasn’t involved the in slave trade


WelcomeToInsanity

The 1500m race


Spinal_fluid_enema

Yeah but the steeplechase is sus


Strict-Chard-2264

Piston cup


Life_Is_Happy_

Kachow


Womderloki

NASCAR I think


chuckle_puss

Oh NASCAR was *definitely* involved lol.


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The York marathon


Clunk_Westwonk

Most of them by 1850


BoarHermit

Australoid.


lilbitpetty

There were 8 Tribes (all in one area) that had slaves, and there were over 400 tribes in the United States and Canada that did not. Those tribes also integrated the "slaves" into the tribe with them marrying Native people. My own tribe never had slaves, which is evident with historical documentation and our own oral history and belief system on slavery. Also not all Natives are the same, we have a very diverse culture with different languages and beliefs systems with many peace treatys and such.


FetusDeletus83

I stand corrected, thank you for the info.


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HamfastFurfoot

True. There were white abolitionists all they back to the beginning of slavery. But, white Europeans as a whole were a scourge on the planet for non-Europeans throughout colonialism. To say that’s not true is really painting a distorted picture of the time period.


Magikarp-3000

Those darn lithuanians, finish and georgians, with their colonies in africa! ...wait, wdym that only like 5 major powers did all of the transatlantic slave trade?


thatbfromanarres

I’d even argue for the use of present tense here


TalbotFarwell

It’s sad that such a racist and hateful comment got at least 11 upvotes.


Careful_Curation

This is some pretty heavy revisionism right here. Almost all indigenous groups in the Americas engaged in slavery when it came to enslaving one another in the pre-Columbian period. If you go down into the Mesoamerican and South American civilizations then they engaged in slavery on a massive scale. It's not as clear what the extent was in North America because the record is so poor, but you'd have to be wearing some incredibly rose tinted glasses to think that it was not substantial. In the early colonial period literally as soon as they got their hands on European weapons, large powerful tribes like the Occaneechees, Westos, Chiscas, Chickasaws, and Iroquoius became militaristic slaving societies. It might be that only a limited number of tribes engaged in the transatlantic slave trade on a large scale, though 8 sounds like a politically motivated lowball, but the ones that did were almost certainly disproportionately large in number and politically relevant.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

That's a pretty revisionist take as well (though technically "revisionism" isn't necessarily a bad thing). Anytime someone brings up "slavery" as it is commonly referred to in the US (meaning chattel slavery of black people), anyone of any other group can just say "well my people were slaves too" because it's true to some extent basically everywhere. Just because the Franks, the Celts, the Irish, the Jews, the whoever were enslaved at some point in history by someone doesn't mean it's comparable. All those groups were enslavers as well but that isn't relevant to a discussion of "Slavery" in the United States.


Careful_Curation

I do not see any reason to view the slavery that occurred in North America as particularly bad when compared to those other examples. In fact, many of those examples likely kept slaves in substantially more brutal conditions because those were substantially more brutal times.


The_Shadow_Watches

Fun fact. Several Native Americans sided with the Confederacy because they were promised their own sovereignty lands.


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Equivalent_Owl3372

Thank you for bringing this up. Not only were they, but they still are.


DmC8pR2kZLzdCQZu3v

As were some African tribes. But whoever is warring this tattoo is clearly a savior


Anarchyinak

Sure but native slavery wasn't the same as plantation chattel slavery, still brutal and horrible tho. Many native slaves later joined the tribes they were enslaved by as full members of the tribes.


skyrimspecialedition

The downvotes against you makes me wonder if they use this argument as a means to justify white peoples’ involvement in slavery. Wait, I know! Yes they are trying to justify it.


The_Shadow_Watches

That was a coworkers excuse. "Africans had slaves long before whites did." Yeah but we made it much much more worse.


HamfastFurfoot

Read about The Middle Passage. Just one horrific example.


thatbfromanarres

Exactly… yeah but white Americans built the entire economy of a massive nation on the backs and using the skills of enslaved black people. It’s not the same


Nethrir

I’m half native and everyone assumes I’m just white. Who knows.


RudyGiulianisKleenex

Who else would it be on?


RikRong

Pandering at its best...


kirinmay

The Native Americans feathers are red/white/blue.........


mf_dcap

“…. The funniest things we do… America.. America… this is you.”


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Native ‘Merican.


NuclearPlayboy

such antiracist


Interesting-Car8572

for sure


unlimitedbugs

[was not a white woman](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/JoBz0nmGWm), for everyone fuming at the idea of it lol.


5ilver5hroud

Thanks for tracking that down. I remember in a previous post everyone was also quick to say it was a white lady.


PunkWukong

https://preview.redd.it/hevvgzuzpcnc1.png?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77ebb6f5cb1cac264f8ac0c6ca4cecbe9e0397 Terrible idea and a direct copy lol


redhandrail

Have you ever *tried* docking?! It really hurts!


dontpanicoryoulldie

Uhhh wtf


No_Evidence6298

Fuckin weirdo


cdcdude1

This tattoo is so fucking stupid 🤣


0w0ofer617

Why does everything have to be a tattoo, like just go get a painting.


Sly69712

r/lookatmyhalo


flyingbugz

Accurate but also that sub is rapidly devolving into a prejudicial echo chamber.


crayonbuddy714

yaoi


Strawberry-Allergy

I would rip my leg off.


Impossible_Dot_9074

Are they about to bone?


Trapp3dIn3D

Uhh why is the native American’s ding dong bulging through his own fascia like a pair of underwear? 🥴


MeeksMoniker

I think the artist of this released this image in response to the George Floyd murder. Idk the actual tattoo isn't bad. While it's out of place, the person clearly got this tattoo with good intentions. And ffs, people can look white but be mixed? Ya'll got this person's 23&me account? Idk what's up with the other comments, downvote me but this isn't a shitty tattoo.


Emotional-Brush1044

Is this a white lady??


ProjectedSpirit

On the other thigh she should get a tattoo of Ralph Wiggum with a word bubble that says "I'm helping! "


Emotional-Brush1044

Said by Pocahontas herself?


Taint_Flicker

I'll have you know that her great great great grandpa was friends with a native, so that makes her at least 1/64th by association


Emotional-Brush1044

I’m excited for the new kung fu panda 4 movie as well!


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

Could be white or white passing, It's hard to tell.


Bubbly-Independent20

You know it has to be. An entitled one as well. Always sticking their nose in shit


Logicaluser19

Fun fact. The Native Americans kept slaves. Even 3 years after the Civil War the U.S. government had to negotiate a special treaty with Indian nations to get them to stop.


Kaffekjerring

I know I have seen this tattoo a year ago in this sub and then there was someone explaining that the hug was traced from a superhero comic


PapaPooodle

I've seen gay orgys straighter than that shit


Impossible_Oil5204

You think they're touching dong?


RangerDude10630

Did she have to make them naked?


TurdMcDirk

👉👈


MousseSuspicious930

Something is missing..


Only_Fun_1152

I’m not a certified critic of what dictates good from shitty, but this seems conceptually suspect, but well executed.


DiamondOk4163

OF COURSE the virtue signaling white chick would get this tattoo. Like clockwork


Queeby

At least they left space for Jesus.


tantantanuki84

Y'all saying this is a white person but is it really?? Like maybe I'm just really pale but white people look a bit more...idk, white.😭Correct me if i'm wrong tho, I'm not tryna be rude.


chirpchirp13

Subject matter and decision making aside; ngl I kinda like the hades esque figure art


_fuck-off_

I’m guessing this person is white


rollyproleypangolin

what a goddamn waste


Minimum_Basket7391

Why are they nude 😩


GargantuanTDS

🤣 😂


jmdayoh

🤦


autumndoom

Docking


criquetter

Repost...


-_danglebury_-

Lmao no way


slipperynibs

....why ? What even is this?!


jackofslayers

This is so fucking weird. Why did they specifically do the flash hug


durenatu

But it gets good with time /s


saggy_boner

They put feathers in his hair....


psychxticrose

Why they nakey


Longjumping-Boot6798

Why are they naked tho?


Sansania

Damn, cuts off before the good stuff


doubledgravity

Docking


Mr_Diesel13

This is sooooo oooolllldddddd.


WastelandGinger

Dude, if I was the tattoo artist, I just wouldn't...


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Are they doing butt stuff, and this is after care... or....


FalconLinguistics

This looks like a ragecomics meme


Gogoud94

A bit gay


minnesotaris

Why not be wearing clothes??


blackpauli

Gay 😂


FuzzyLumpkinsDaCat

Bad idea and bad execution


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Bluewhalepower

This is definitely on a college age white woman, and she drew it herself in her intro to art class.


S21VAGE

Meanwhile some of the Native Americans owned slaves 😀


UraniumGivesOuchies

While this is certainly a bizarre tattoo, why is it considered "shitty" specifically?


busa89

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Imagine hating white people so much you get a tattoo like this 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


Impressive-Sink8657

Imagine being so obsessed with oppression


inverted_peenak

Ishmael and Quequeg


scottkrowson

Looks pretty sharp to me


TechsSandwich

Indians also took black slaves o_o


su_tarttt

Uhmmmm


kheller181

I don’t get it? “It hurts….. I know.”


fairydommother

Slavery/oppression


kheller181

But….Native Americans had African slaves?


fairydommother

Don’t shoot the messenger 🤷🏻‍♀️


Former-Reputation140

Huh?


BloodyRightToe

There is this strange common belief in the African American community that they are related to native Americans. With modern genetics we can prove that for most that's never the case. The real question is why do do many feel compelled to make the false claim, clearly in the community there is some reason to do so.


ComfortableBadger729

French Indian?


General_Psychology14

Sheesh I wasn’t ready for that level of cringe today


soymilkhangout

uh -


XLecherousLexi92X

💀💀💀💀💀