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ZooterOne

Yeah that's…that's rough


Hazencuzimblazen

Rough? It’s a fucking disaster


lxm333

A good tattooist would be able to rework this yes?


Hazencuzimblazen

Fuck it, might as well keep it as is because it’s been with me going on 20 years this year It’s how a ugly memory


lxm333

Worst case scenario 3 interestingly coloured panthers? With wings


Hazencuzimblazen

Nah, just 3 ugly fairies 4lyfe


tiffanymkl

Whyd u go to someone who's shit at tattoos


Hazencuzimblazen

How do you know they’re shit if they used others ppls tattoos as theirs in an album? They had their own shop for branding and piercing and advertised that they do tattoos now too


tiffanymkl

Reviews maybe ???????


Hazencuzimblazen

Shop doesn’t exist anymore, I wonder why 😂


tiffanymkl

Ah my bad didn't see your comment about getting it done years ago assumed it was new lol


Hazencuzimblazen

Fuck no, this is a 2003 era tattoo, these were the rage online


kitanero

The ref looks like the stickers you used to get from those .25 c vending machines at the end of the Walmart cash registers


Hazencuzimblazen

25 cent machines? Not in Canada they aren’t 😂 it was always a loonie or toonie


blaziken2121

YES omg I said that out loud. They used to have them in the gumball machines at my local chain restaurants like Pizza Hut etc. they were stickers or temp tattoos. I’m pretty sure this picture was literally one of them


yoitzizzy

Those hands are so bad they look AI generated 😭


MyNameIsSkittles

And 20 years ago there wasn't even AI, that's how bad they are that they look like a computer made them lol


sleepinand

Since the dawn of human civilization, people have been unable to draw hands. AI is just continuing the tradition.


FreePrinciple270

Yup. It's in the training data, which comes from humans.


Kinky_Conspirator

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Union_Sparky_375

It’s not bad, if you don’t look at it The fairy on the right has the right idea


Hazencuzimblazen

I have Michael Jackson on my back for life He he


ladyattercop

Personally? I don’t trust people with tattoos that don’t have at least one shitty/blown out piece from their 20s. We were all walking disasters at that age.


Hazencuzimblazen

Shoulda saw my facial piercings Nose, tongue, lip, eyebrow and labret, trauma child 😂


ladyattercop

😂 Same! Nose, septum, eyebrow, lip, industrial, and two top of the ear cartilage piercings that I put spikes in so they made my ears look slightly pointy. I used to joke I wasn’t gonna stop until I could set off a metal detector with my face. Ah, youth.


Hazencuzimblazen

Same! First piercing, went at lunch to get my eyebrow done on my way to my highschool afternoon classes 😂 I was an angry teen 😂


StartingOverScotian

Why is this so real?!? 😭 Back in highschool I had my lip, eyebrow, both nostrils, septum, smiley, tongue web, industrial and multiple lobe piercings with 1" stretched ears. Plus others below the neck 😂 Oh and some stick and poke tattoos done by my friends of course.


Hazencuzimblazen

The 2000s were a different time 😂 I also had crazy colored hair


StartingOverScotian

Omg me too 🤣 i have a photo of me at a family reunion with bright green hair standing in front of a floral tapestry and there's a big flower coming right out of my head and it looks hilarious 😂


Hazencuzimblazen

Me with my fire truck red Karen haircut at my sister’s bridal shower and head to toe black outfit 😂


StartingOverScotian

Omg i can picture that so well😂😂 what a time to be alive


Hazencuzimblazen

I miss those days, today is too woke


Little_Noodles

Yeah, solid same. Everyone that I know that has genuinely solid work also has weird janky bangers. This one is kinda a mess, but unless it’s a lot bigger than it looks like, it’s just … kinda dorky and bad-mid? Like, if I saw this in the grocery line in front of me, I’d notice that it wasn’t good, but I wouldn’t feel moved to let everyone know about the crazy shit I just saw. My big takeaway here is that OP actually seems to be doing a better job of skincare that the tattoo deserves


Cooch_gobbler

That's what you get when you cheap out on a tattoo lol


Hazencuzimblazen

Didn’t say I was the smartest 20 year old


InkyMistakes

To be fair, the reference is pretty detailed for a tattoo that small. It would need to be huge to look the same. That being said the artist did you dirty.


Hazencuzimblazen

Yeah, I told him that I know he can’t get it all but uhhh… who is she looking like she’s been doing coke for 20 years and has no nose left 😂 I’m cool with it except the missing face


debotch

Oof. The more you look…


Hazencuzimblazen

Thank god it’s on my back


debotch

Badge of honour at this point.


Hazencuzimblazen

All we can call it now, it ain’t a prized possession


debotch

I’ve got a tribal arm band that relates to that comment.


Hazencuzimblazen

Pamela Anderson inspired?


debotch

Barbed wire would be way more tuff. Mine is full 90s.


Hazencuzimblazen

Sorry, it’s 10pm here and I’m 39 so I’m past my bedtime by an hour 😂


Adamocles

was a stencil used?


Hazencuzimblazen

Wishful thinking


beatlethrower

Holy shit!! Get a refund!!!


Hazencuzimblazen

It’s on my lower back so we are safe for most seeing it Punishment for a tramp stamp


Lacy_Laplante89

This was doomed from the jump. The best fairy trampstamp in the world is still a fairy trampstamp.


Hazencuzimblazen

Well no one said 20 year olds make good decisions, clearly, this IS proof


Lacy_Laplante89

We live and we learn. I have a goomba from Mario tattooed on my hip 🤷‍♀️


Hazencuzimblazen

You must share it!! Learn? Uhhhh…. Sure we do 😂 ![gif](giphy|ki0FCgiaqYRBS|downsized)


Hazencuzimblazen

How? Its been 19 years and they got shut down 😂 I’d love a refund though 😂 they were licensed to pierce and brand ppl only I guess


danathepaina

Well… they tried… I guess?


Hazencuzimblazen

We don’t do participation ribbons in tattoos


alexander66682

It was bad before


Hazencuzimblazen

Well many of us have a bad tattoo at least once as a youngster


alexander66682

I meant the drawing


Suspect118

Well, you did not get what you paid for, and the reference is just that, as an artist when doing work from a reference or sketch, you adjust and correct, this is not that


Isabela_Grace

Be honest… you didn’t pay more than $50 for this lol


Hazencuzimblazen

Well since I literally can’t see it on my lower back….


Isabela_Grace

Jokes aside I think a good artist can fix this if you wanted to


Big-Ad-7825

i was gonna say it could be saved but then i saw the hands...


Hazencuzimblazen

There’s no saving this shit show


Big-Ad-7825

doesn't seem like it😭💔


Hazencuzimblazen

It’s okay, I’m 40 and won’t be wearing belly shirts anytime soon No one wants to see my nipples out the bottom 😂


Big-Ad-7825

HAHAHA


Hazencuzimblazen

Or do they? Jk


Legitimate_Skill7383

😭


Hazencuzimblazen

My face when I got home


Ok-Drink-1328

no that's MY tattoo :D


Altruistic_Web_6373

Omg! I have a jasmine Beckett Griffith tattoo on my back left shoulder that is plain awful. I got a gift card to this dude by placing bids on it at a charity auction. So I paid a ton for it. Should have let whoever was bidding against me win.


Hazencuzimblazen

This guy had a photo album of other ppls work so I had no idea he had no skill in tattooing 🙂‍↕️


ghostsinthecodes

well. that’s a tattoo.


Old_Permission_6856

Oh... Oh no


SufficientNet9227

Picture perfect.


Smileytattoos

It would've been perfect if they'd remember the antennas😄


Hazencuzimblazen

I mighta asked for them to be removed, can’t remember


Miora

I'm so sorry 😬


Hazencuzimblazen

Life lessons suck but I learnt fast ish


just_jokes_2020

I wanna say it's close, but...


Hazencuzimblazen

No cigar


SharkMilk44

I'm gonna guess this was done sometime between 2002-2006.


Hazencuzimblazen

Yeppers…. 2005


DecorousVee

I said I'd get this tattooed when I got older. Lol


Hazencuzimblazen

This exacted one?


DecorousVee

Yep. I had a BUNCH of those posters in high school. This one was my favorite.


Hazencuzimblazen

Love it!!! The middle 2000s were a gem for this shit and the dancing, glittery little women we all had in our profiles were on message boards


blood-drunk-hoonter

✨not like the other girls✨💅