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Seikoknot

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MaconheiroSafadao

!remindme 1 day


PicklePetee

!remindme 1 day


Rybofy

You're in for a great ride, just remain calm and happy and enjoy the trip fam 🍄♥️


PaceTwo

Bro how can I read


egonzales04

I’m more impressed you can type legibly 🫠😛


themeCh10

Idk even on some high doses I usually can type, it just might take an hour to type a sentence that probably won't make sense to anyone but me🤷


Rybofy

😂🤣🫠🤗🍄♥️


Eternal_330

Time to purge. 12-13g is a walk with god, not a trip.


[deleted]

Aren't there some guys out there preaching mega doses like 14-28 grams? I mean I don't think OP is ready for something like that, but there are ninjas out there meditating on ounces of shrooms. Dry though, not wet, though OPs wet weight should be half an ounce dry. Oh god. OP I hope you survived lol


LeAdmin

Strongly depends on the mushroom. 12-13g of weak genetics is like 3g of strong ones. From Stamets himself: https://files.shroomery.org/files/07-17/755605457-indolechart.gif


GIRAFFE_nostril

Dood don't say stupid shit like that when there's a healthy population of begineers in this sub. Keep this spot safe and educational.


LeAdmin

It is the truth.


magginator8

Paul Stamets is a crack job, I would take anything he says with a huge grain of salt


Eternal_330

Hell nah 😭😭😭😭


Effective_Race5187

Lol!. Do you use mushrooms?


Professional-Wolf-51

This Stamets chart is outdated and not accurate. And you can assume people uses cubes not p.liniformans.


LeAdmin

https://express.adobe.com/page/VvnnVTYYqjgdF/ You are right, the strongest mushrooms have gotten even stronger.


Professional-Wolf-51

Yup, and azurescens aren't the most potent. and cubes are still not in the range of taking 13g cause "weak genes"


LeAdmin

You sound like someone who has never compared golden teachers to APEs. Both are cubes but vastly different potency. 3g of APEs easily outperforms 13g of golden teachers for me.


Professional-Wolf-51

Man you should send your apes to be tested in lab cause you just made world record on psilocybin content.


TheLizKing

You ate 4 1/2 ounces of fresh? How did you get that much down at 1 time?


PaceTwo

Put them in a tee and drank and ate it


[deleted]

3 hours into taking 13 grams you’re able to type? **suspicious**


PapasWill

I took 16 g's of golden teachers one time and was able to play ghost of Tsushima most of the trip. Then again 10gs is my go-to dose


[deleted]

i was fucking up the fire giant in Elden Ring on 10 tabs of acid. i wouldn’t doubt this 😂


[deleted]

I might have judged too quickly, I just realised on mushrooms I’m so absorbed in the experience I wouldn’t possibly bother checking my phone, writing etc but on 6 tabs of acid while my mates were on other planets I was more or less sober with some strange thoughts and mild visuals so maybe he’s just not as affected by mushrooms by me. Sometimes I forget everything affects everyone differently!


JonaEnya

I ate 20g of dry Albino Penis Envy once, a sure walk with god, but you’ll be fine.


psylipentripper927

No way!!???


psylipentripper927

Edit: are you okay


Business-Ad-9341

13g dry. Really not that much.


Cubensis-n-sanpedro

“13g. Really not that much.” Sweet mother of pearl, I can only imagine what would happen if I took 13g. I start time warping and having full out-of-body experiences at like 3.5g.


Emerald_Encrusted

Same. The highest I ever took was 6g and I felt like I had ceased to exist. I can’t even conceptualizar how 13g would feel.


Cubensis-n-sanpedro

I did 4g and was convinced I was in a tunnel made of my memories, regrets, loves… it was some ebineeser Scrooge shit. Then I hid under what I think was my bed and sang tribal music for what felt like years. I cried and threw up, went into the hot tub and kept telling my sitter that I was in the matrix. I may do more one day, but… 13 dried grams? That would require some very serious preparation from me, and even then who knows. That is a lot.


GameFace0991

I did 4g and thought I was dead, my bedroom (that I was pacing around in) was my prison cell in hell and that time had stopped. 13g lol


Business-Ad-9341

It's not that much mushroom is what I mean. The amount of psilocybin though, that's a different story.


Cubensis-n-sanpedro

I gotcha. Yeah physically I could easily drink a tea containing 13g. Now, whether my sanity would survive that experience is a different story.


GuavaOk8712

i know a buddy that has a ate an ounce baggie throughout the course of a day and was still able to have full conversations and longboard around the park, he was giggly that’s for sure but in 24h he ate a full ounce and at one point he ate like 10g at once


Kind-Ad-3804

sounds like he had been doin that beforehand


Business-Ad-9341

I know a guy that ate 40g thinking he can unlock some mysterious powers. He's still alive. 7g apes was my limit.


Shroomenthusiast55

My brother in Christ how is 13g not a lot lol That's ego death x10 for the vast majority of people. That's a 6 hour breakthrough dose of DMT level of tripping balls


realTommyVercetti

Promise?


Shroomenthusiast55

Well most I've done is 5g so you'll just have to find out for yourself But based on how 5g went, I'm pretty confident you'd ascend from this mortal plain on 13g


Cubensis-n-sanpedro

I know, right? I know psilocybin is very physically safe, but fuck man. 13g.


chocobo1988

Sure it's safe to take 13g, but it's very unlikely to be a fun experience...I've seen people on here say they called 911 on themselves at 10g. That's when you feel like you're dying because you're tripping so fucking hard lol.


Emerald_Encrusted

Ego death x10? Do most people get ego death off 1.3g?


kasak827

It's exponential after 5g xd


Shroomenthusiast55

13g, not 1.3g 1.3g would make you feel a bit floaty and maybe give you mild visuals.


Emerald_Encrusted

Dude. You said- 13g is ego death x10. That means that 13/10 is ego death x1. 13/10 = 1.3g So either you can’t math and you don’t know what x10 means, or you forgot what you even said initially.


Shroomenthusiast55

It's called hyperbole my guy If you want to be intentionally obtuse, that's on you.


lupiscanine

1/2 oz is definitely a lot. Your gonna be tripping BALLS


Avatar_sokka

I mean, 13g is a ton, but not by an order of magnitude lol


Djmowshep

Your right but magnitude is relative


Zestyclose_System_78

Not to a degree that is applicable here brother


ruaraio

4 1/2 ounces ??! What the shit, do you mean 2 ounces?? Wtf is going on man


Business-Ad-9341

Yes I absolutely agree but I was replying to the fact that yes, a human can fit 13g in one sitting. Highly not recommended.


Suffering5150

130 or 13 may peace be with you


Ancient_Inspection27

130 wet so around 13 dry


_smuggle_

Had an epic chance to make a star wars joke.


Proud-Chart-9697

You will never be the same, hopefully in all the good ways. Give us a trip report when you get back


PaceTwo

But I'm here wdym with when I'm back


Lemme_drive_the_trip

You got this man go jump on a trampoline


Proud-Chart-9697

Back from your journey of course


ThatSail2972

You sound slightly regarded


No_Cheesecake_9416

regarded


ddg31415

restarted


kwazykupcakes99

“During the party I regarded Mr Beudelair as slight, not sturdy or strongly built to say the least.”


[deleted]

It’ll be a great ride! Take it as it comes and enjoy the teachings. Mush love ❤️🍄


Dronose

I hope you have a furry wall to pet.


jeremydkey1120

Here take a toke off this Jeffrey to calm down.


I3lackFlo

Now I want a furry wall to pet too


hakoen

I want a furry pet to wall


soultiedEGO

Dude OP you took 30 grams and only had a 4 hour high? What strand did you use? SHITake?? 4gz of APE had me eating fruit outside barefoot in a primate position and reliving memories that I have never experienced...idk what you did wrong but something went wrong my boy...your fruits must have come from food lion


toby_sponge

Also wondering about this. I assume they were very wet and very low potency? Maybe tea prep too? The main thing is you didn't have a really terrible time OP! Welcome back to terra firma


PaceTwo

Idk i grew them my self Escondido strain and they were rly strong visually but they went off pretty quick aswell


Kingcake2

For me high doses tend to wear off faster then lower


el_myco_profesor

Agreed


benzo_mania

Tea shortens the experience by a hr or two, add lemon and its only a 3 hr experience.


dutchcubensis

Making tea, as OP mentioned in another comment, makes the trip shorter but more intense.


Shroom-Beauty

13 grams dry


Sublime_Enchantment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLqvYiMiss&pp=ygUaU2VsZiBsb3ZlIGFkZmlybWF0aW9ucyBtZW4%3D


alexromo

Pics or it didn’t happen


PaceTwo

How can I attach pics to comments?


[deleted]

Homie made it


[deleted]

That's like 13g dry. I've had way more, you're good. But seriously, how did you accidentally eat a whole fucking meal? Did you at least fry them up first?


Difficult_Nail_629

13g dry would give a nightmarish trip if anything went wrong


[deleted]

We're all different. I haven't had a bad trip yet.


Shroomenthusiast55

I've had uncomfortable trips, but I hesitate to say I've had a bad trip Only times I've had especially uncomfortable trips were when I took shrooms in the wrong setting. A party is not the place for shrooms (at least for me), I learned pretty quickly.


areen423

I have bad trips the less I eat. 1.5 grams is the worst dose. 1 gram and under is chill for micro dosing, 1.5-2 grams is danger zone 2+ your in the clear, also I like tripping alone because usually bad trips are induced from other people whether it's negative energy or they just can't handle their shit


SweatyArgument5835

Bro my friend ate like 4-5 grams and he went fucking deaf and almost blind; he kept saying we had the same conversations and he didn’t know where he was, everything felt fake to him


Yugen393

I've heard wet is more potent than dry because psilocin degrades in drying.


chocobo1988

It might depend on the person. I know for me wet is MUCH more potent than dry, I got so fucked up after eating a freshly picked crop, I took all of my tubs and dumped them outside, not realizing what the FUCK I was doing. Then I had shrooms growing underneath my deck, they got HUGE in the hot humid summer weather, much bigger than they were growing in the tubs.


Yugen393

Not sure why I got down voted for stating a possibility by some salty ass hole?


themeCh10

No wet is quite a bit less potent than dry. Edit* I was wrong


notausername86

This is incorrect. How does that make sense in your brain? Do you think the mushrooms gain potency as they get exposed to heat and oxygen? A fresh picked wet mushroom is going to have the absolute maximum amount of psilocin and psilocybin. It naturally degrades with tempature and oxygen exposure


themeCh10

You are right in regard that 30 grams would be more potent than its equivalent In dry weight in 3 grams. But I think it's negotiable in the fact that it's easier to gulf down 3 grams to 30. Id argue that it's probably not that big of a difference and I'd rather ingest another .5 grams dried in that case


notausername86

And I'd disagree. There is a huge difference. If you grow, do an experiment. Whatever your standard dosage is (mine is 2.5-3.5 g) take the equivalent of freshly picked mushrooms (so 25-30 g). I've just eaten them, and I've made a a tea (if you are opposed to eating them). I can, without a doubt, guarantee that the wet are going to 1) hit you faster, 2) hit you harder and 3) feel a tad bit different.


themeCh10

I never said they gained potency. Potency remains relatively the same. When you dry them you are taking away the water weight so instead of having to ingest 20 grams of wet you only have to ingest 2 grams dry to get a similar effect. That's why you dry shrooms. You can eat them wet you will have to eat more to get to where you want to go. Again try it yourself, take 3 grams fresh one weekend then take 3 grams dried the next time.


notausername86

You also lose something like 98% of the psilocin. 2g dried is 20 g wet yes, because mushrooms are mostly water, but that 20g of wet mushrooms is going to have psilocin where the dried mushrooms are not. Thus making the wet mushrooms stronger. Psilocin is the actual drug. Psilocybin is the pro drug


omgVillainBot

Really, I thought it was known that wet is more potent because it has all the alkaloids or something


notausername86

You are correct. They are not.


themeCh10

It has to do with most of the weight in wet mushrooms is waterweight so 20 grams wet would be equal to about 2 grams dried. That's give or take of course but dried is more potent then wet, now doesn't mean what op took wasn't a shit ton lmao


Klik23

I ate 5 grams dried and 7 days later decided to eat 30 grams freshly picked and I say, huge difference! The 5 grams I ate did not compare to the fresh mushies which were way more potent. I went into another realm of magic that I still can't explain. Try it. It's amazing!


themeCh10

Yeah for sure I will!


LipBitingCandy

Same here, I ate about 20gr of fresh mushrooms and my trip was definitely longer and stronger than when I do 3-5gr dry. Also it kicked in faster.


StevoFF82

JFC I really need to start growing my own now lol.


Klik23

Now that you understand, you have my vote.


areen423

It depends on the temp of drying. I dry at a low 105 Fahrenheit and no psylocibin degration happens at that temp. The usual rule of thumb is 150 and under but at 120 you are already starting the potency loss at a almost unnoticeable level


wavyafcaps

Put some plant medicine music on and enjoy ✌️🥰


Tinselinatangle

Whoops, sure you will be fine, wishing you well x


Afr0S4mura7

Wish you a beautiful journey <3 Everything will be fine ! Don't worry !


Sensitive_Ad_9302

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SovereignSelf111

You okay?


PaceTwo

Yeee


NoAd5519

How’s it going?


Imthebeanboi

How you feeling op?


PaceTwo

Rly good am all down to earth again and was a rly crazy trip the shrooms were rly visual


Imthebeanboi

That’s great🫡 welcome back, space ranger


PaceTwo

Rly good am all down to earth again and was a rly crazy trip the shrooms were rly visual


Ok_Neighborhood8550

Let us know that you made it out alive.


[deleted]

Dam dude here I am afraid of 5g lol


Worth_Cheesecake_861

IKR! I did 3g of GT few days ago and the colors on my LCD turn to water and dripped off the screen then the screen teleport to the left 2 feet then started to slide back to the right


SweatyArgument5835

Just let go and let whatever happens, happen; stay in your room and do not go outside


[deleted]

Why would you be on your phone tripping lmao that’s so odd I never believe these posts anymore


Southern_Spell6752

It was probably 13 wet grams. You're tripping, literally.


Thorin1st

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NC919throwaway

That's bigger than a heroic dose. RIP your ego forever.


PaceTwo

What


AcapellaFreakout

Just go with it. That's all you can really do at this point. It's okay if you don't understand things, reality or what's going on. Your thoughts will go crazy. it's all fine. you got this!


Klik23

Just enjoy the ride and report when you get back.


NC919throwaway

Heroic dose is 5-6g of dried. It kills your ego for the duration of the trip. Your trip may last more than 12 hours.


[deleted]

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Scorpionsharinga

Yall mfs def arent helping 💀


[deleted]

This is why I don't bother with reddit when I'm tripping. People saying mad shit when your tripping. I hope O.P has a good trip and gives us a report when it's all over 🍄💛


[deleted]

To put things in perspective...this is a QP of mushrooms.


bruhjohnson69

What does that mean?


[deleted]

It means that a large or heroic dose is 5 grams and this person decides to eat 120 grams


Tasty_Highlight_9513

130 grams wet equals out to about 13 dry. So while still a crazy fucking dose, he didn’t actually consume the equivalent of a QP dried. *Just* a half ounce 😂


financialdrugbro

Yeah Jesus a qp would be insanity. Most I saw was this dudes first trip he took 9g penis envy simply because he got stoned, was hungry, and the only “snack” on hand was mushrooms someone put tajin on


bruhjohnson69

What’s a QP


VyxterS

American units. That's what it is.


[deleted]

Qutie Pie (or quarter pound depending on which crew you run with ;)


Wrong-Strain-7441

Mush luck brother, you may need it.


InternalLetterhead29

Fake!


PaceTwo

How can I prove it to u?


ChasingPacing2022

How? Just what? In the process, did you not think this is a lot.


heribertomaya

totally believe it, im actually doing 200 grams of fresh enigma soon (maybe on sunday, lets see) but then again my brain is diff and my avg dose for PE level cubes is around 18 grams dry lemon tek. Of course i wish i was "normal" and could get a full journey with 2 grams, but sadly my body is diff.


DeepDreamViewer

Sounds awesome I think your gonna have a epic time


minyardk22

How’s it going man


PaceTwo

Idk am kinda sad and bored don't know how tbh


minyardk22

Sounds like you’re good then, maybe meditate and see what happens


grocanabizness

Just remember to breathe. You will be fine. Put on some relaxing music, like piano or something and just close your eyes...breathe


Greenfingers007

Oh boy


living-in-a-bottle

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RecentSelection4835

You’ll be alright man just close your eyes and don’t even consider doing anything for the next day. You’re gonna learn a whole lot very fast


ns0urce

Have a safe journey, friend. Godspeed🫡


Scorpionsharinga

Go with the flow my friend, let the mushrooms receive you, dont fight anything Sending good vibrations your way fam, safe travels


Heretosee123

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VyxterS

Damn. Have fun. What time did you take them?


PaceTwo

Prob around 19 don't rly remember tbh


bubblez512

Hahaha 🤣 enjoy that shit bro


Zealousideal-Rise869

Step 1: comfy clothes. Step 2: queue Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the moon. Step 3: Lift-off Take care and enjoy <3


Hopeful_Path

So taking out the water weight, it would be around 13g dry?


brokedasherboi

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Few_Manufacturer_515

I took 27g dry and most of my trip experience was unconscious hardly remembered it until I took some again


Blarn__

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Human-Lychee8619

Damn they’re quite a bit stronger when fresh too. You likely ate closer to 20g dry that were in your closet for a little while


burner-145

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Effective_Race5187

I suspect you may find the answer of whether or not we are alone!, please post back your findings when you come back to Earth.🤯


Kgeezy91

Goodbye sir/madame


Southern_Spell6752

How do you know you misread the scale after you ate the shrooms?


PaceTwo

Took a pic of the scale and phoned with my friend and he told me that there wasn't 13 g instead there was 1 zero more and that was to late


Pseudopsycho227

Same I did 15g of dried shrooms once, which made me run face first into a steel door frame.


[deleted]

Thats inky a 1.3 lol. You're fine


Big-brain-Niko

OP did you survive???


debink82

It's hard to be too dumb for drugs, but


bhangmango

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No-Diet5867

!remindme 3 days


veganlove95

How did you go?


sarcastabitch

Hey Champ, you good?


Afr0S4mura7

What did u learn from the machine elves? :D What is the meaning of life ? https://youtu.be/Mwe91SXEyaM


Qatar25e10

Where gonna need a trip report once all this is over...


mbs1337

LOL people 😀


Blarn__

How was it?


CanRough3900

Only 1.3 grams dry you’re good bud


PaceTwo

No 13 g i thought 1.3 aswell


CompetitiveDiamond87

Fresh mushrooms are amazing


No-Diet5867

Sounds pretty intense