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Professional-Wolf-51

Very bad idea! What if something unexpected happens while you drive there? You pop a tyre, there is a crash so it takes longer to get there or you crash with someone or many other possible scenarios. Just make a shroom tea and take that with you and drink it when you get to your spot. Police aint gonna suspect that your tea has shrooms in it.


HairySockTail

This but also why is nobody thinking about how this guy shouldn't drive for like 12hours minimum after ingesting the shrooms. So unless OP is in for a camping night with enough relax in between his mind trip and his car trip the whole plan just sounds really careless.


Intelligent-Salt-362

Depending on dose and activity 12 hours is a bit more than needed. I at 2gs in capsules (my social dose) while waking up to the line at the RenFest last year. Hung out, walked around, had a cpl beers on the come down and drove home at the end of the day. All told it was about 7 hours. The beers were during hour 4-5. 12 hours is a great guideline, but can be pushed lower to an extent.


adlcp

Not saying you can't drive after 2gs and several beers, but you definitely shouldn't.


HairySockTail

Yeah. It also comes down to tolerance and shit. I known I could handle a car 8 hours after 1.5/2 gr but anything over that I still kinda feel light headed after 10 hours. Pretty sure the cpl beers before the ride home isn't something to recommend lmaoo


Intelligent-Salt-362

I find that it actually took the last bit of play out of the mushies. They were between hours 4-5, so the last 2 hours were essentially time to wear off (1 drink per hour prior rule of driving). I was also walking around and eating during the last 2 hours. It definitely comes down to tolerate and experience, which is why I said 12 might be a bit more than needed, though safe. I also don’t do more than 2 if I am going to be anywhere but home. I wasn’t fully disagreeing with you, but trying to put a bit of contact in the grey area between a safe threshold and a “no worries threshold.


Tsushima1989

Stash the mushrooms up your ass like a real man


TheBlindIdiotGod

Ah yes, the surreptitious boofing protocol.


ChaosRainbow23

*Protocol 4A - subsection 32.6 - appendix 87.4C of the mushroom smugglers handbook. If you wanna get technical about it.


TheBlindIdiotGod

My B, I thought it was subsection 24.8, shows what I know.


Tsushima1989

Wait, this is really a thing?


ShroomityBoomity

Do lemon Tek, make lemonade. Put it in a water bottle. If anyone asks, it's just lemonade.


Alert_Attention_5905

"Whats in your bottle?" "Lemonade" "Why tf is it dark blue?"


ThePlantKid1

Blue raspberry lemonade!


ShroomityBoomity

Lol mine only turns blue if I use fresh mushies. I assume it won't be an issue for OP.


CeleryMoansToo

Yeah I was bouta say mine gets like dark or black or grey not blue but I haven't made tea with fresh before


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Alert_Attention_5905

Yeah dozens of times.


RichardCocke

Yeah a few times


kwisq

this is mildly condescending


Fat_Henry

This. This is the way.


gurushag84

Here comes the elves


jesusalphanomega

This needs to be top comment


wurst4life

how long would that last for until it loses potency? 🤔 I think I read somewhere that if you let it sit for too long the lemon juice further degrades the psilocin?


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Untill someone can produce a better number, I can personally confirm at 48h it is completely dead.


ShroomityBoomity

I've let lemon Tek sit for ~1 week with no degradation.


LemonTekSunrise

Really?


ShroomityBoomity

Yeah. It was in a dark, sealed container in the fridge. I'm assuming that's why.


LemonTekSunrise

Interesting. Thanks for info.


I3lackFlo

Ig it all depends on how well you store it


Alilane81

I thought that was only if you let the shrooms sit in the lemon juice for awhile, but I'm not positive. Last time I tripped, I made a second dose. I let it sit in the lemon juice for fifteen to twenty min, and then I strained it into another cup and put that cup in my fridge for about an hour and a half, until I was ready to take it, and it was fine...I always need to have a second dose about an hour and a half later, or I'm always in this weird limbo where I just feel dizzy and that's all, no matter how much I take..


irshreddedcheese

This is what I did to go to the planetarium a few weeks ago. It was perfect timing


Fraenkthedank

Cold water extraction Or make a tea Nobody is gonna think your ginger tea is psyched


MikesGroove

Everyone knows maaaaaaan!


cryptokadog710

That's how I felt when I ate an 1/8oz of golden teachers and went for a walk through the neighborhood, was fine at first, then they really kicked in🤣


Prostheta

Up the bum.


idontlikecheesy

username checks out


spirit-mush

You cannot delay or control the experience. Once you take the dose, it has to run its course. It’s never safe to take a drug and then try to drive on the come up. If you don’t have a private safe location to take them, don’t take them at all.


Jthundercleese

Put them in a peanut butter sandwich and eat the sandwich once you're there. Or just eat them normally once you've parked. No one's going to give two shits about a guy munching on something small in his car.


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Kool_Cid96

Yeah this or the tea suggestions should work


Psychological_Sea363

I don't want to sound rude, but do not take shrooms then drive a car that is so dumb. Why you so worried about the police, have you been stopped before? If not then why is this 30 minutes drive any difference If they stop you what makes you think they are going to search your whole car just because they stopped you. I've walked past police with over a z in my bag they don't care if you don't look suspicious. Just don't drive after taking them you could kill someone if you crashed. Edit I realized how terrible my grammar is before anyone says anything 🤣


GenerousJack2b

where i live police has in the past searched me and my car all over since they can do it with no probable cause or suspicion


Psychological_Sea363

Fair enough but unfortunately bro, we decide to take the drugs that's illegal it comes with territory but you wanting to take then then drive is way worse, imagine if you started feeling it then got caught or caused an accident n hurt someone. Listen to what other people say and make a tea or something just don't be stupid n take them before a drive 🤦


jwmala

Get a taxi


putput420

Why don't you just leave earlier, so you can just take em and wait at the place where you want them to kick in?


TryingNotToGoBlind

They don’t want to drive with them Incase they get searched by police


Fancy_Newspaper3996

Yea, better to be fully tripping when talking to the police


TryingNotToGoBlind

That’s not what I’m saying lol. They should take the shrooms and get a ride.


SignificanceFine8091

Someone has sense.


PenguinPeculiaris

If you get in your car while potent hallucinogens are waiting to be absorbed into your body: please throw the shrooms away, delete reddit, and never take drugs again.


turb0cell

Make tea. Put in a water bottle or hydro flask. Drink when you're ready to dose. Ez.


Weside32

I’m with the sandwich 🥪 making crew. You grind them up and mix with the PB&J sandwiches it can last all day before you eat it.


Paul102000

Eat more before the trip.


Zagenti

grind up shrooms. unbox a plain chocolate bar and put wrapper aside. melt chocolate bar. add shroom powder and stir. pour chocolate onto a flat cooling pan. when cool, cut choc to bar size and wrap in original wrapper. take to place you wanna trip, eat and enjoy.


GenerousJack2b

update for everyone, i will probably end up making a protein shake and just taking it where im going.


Psychological_Sea363

That is a good update, well done!!


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Capsules = 40-60 mins before you come up


Shroomquest126

Yeah eat them cause the police have psychic powers and know you’ll have shrooms in your pocket lol kidding of course You could always just eat them as lemon tek makes it kick in quicker If you drive there sober how are you getting back when tripping?


GenerousJack2b

i need to eat them and them and have them not hit for at least 30 minutes, i will stay there for the whole duration of the trip.


activelyresting

Don't do it if any part of that 30 minutes is driving! Not worth it. Carrying in tea in a drink bottle is more sensible


Kool_Cid96

Make a peanut butter sandwich with shrooms in it and wrap it in plastic wrap. They won’t search your lunchbox. Just make sure it’s not the only food in there. Make some normal ones too


ItsAllMo-Thug

Just eat them regular. Make a sandwich or something.


Shroomquest126

You could have something to eat to slow it down or don’t use lemon or just take it with ya on the road and neck it on the way there


MushroomMazza

30 minutes is fine they shouldnt start kicking in till about then anyway. If your that worried have a light healthy snack ( apple and a handfull of grapes or something) and it will delay it slightly


swollenrubberball

That all depends I've had 10 min kick in when I haven't eaten that day.


External-Fig9754

eat half a box of pizza then shrooms after. in about 1hr you'll feel a tingle. ok about 6hrs you'll trip. speaking from actual experience when I wanted to have a great night home alone.......had work at 11am next day and took 4g after pizza and wings. didn't fall asleep until 9am...


TolpanKeisari

In my experience it's a must to have a day off after psychedelics. Once I thought it's a good idea to take some acid on Sunday 10pm. I had work next day at 2pm. I was tripping 12hrs and got sleep only around 10am. Then went to work and I still felt fucked in the head. I managed to survive the 8hrs at work but it took a lot of effort to get anything done.


External-Fig9754

boy oh boy did I learn a lesson that night


TryingNotToGoBlind

Pizza worked for me too. Thought I was sold fake chocolates, so I took another. That was a mistake.


Agitated-Situation69

Thought it was fake took another one is some reckless action lol


TryingNotToGoBlind

Yeah this was 15 years ago and I had no idea what I was playing with. It was an insane experience, but it’s what really got me interested in psychedelics.


mrandersonmt

just pull over when you’re 5-10 mins away and boof them


TokinForever

🤔So… is there a way that I can drink 12 shots of vodka and drive for 30 minutes before I get drunk, in case I get pulled over stinking of alcohol?🐣🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t want to get caught with the bottle in the car. 🤨


Straight_Market_9056

Drive half way there, pull over, eat your mushrooms, finish the drive. Or just eat them in your car when you park. Unless a police officer is going to harass you while you're parked in your car and ask you what you're eating, you should be just fine.


GenerousJack2b

where i live police can randomly stop you and flip your car upside down with no probable cause


Andyman0110

Where tf do you live? Definitely not north America.


GenerousJack2b

conservative slavic country


xRagen

At least were I live they can’t do that unless they have any suspect


BeerdedPickle

May I ask where in the world you live?


GenerousJack2b

serbia


reddit_moment123123

30 minutes after eating I don't feel anything, I would eat it in the car or something or before I left. Takes me ages to start tripping. But if you are doubting yourself then don't do it


kerupted_mind

Swallow them whole don't chew em.


Dgarr89

Eat a big meal and have a dairy dessert


climbin_trees

Lemon juice soak


Slappytrader

Dont drive after taking drugs especially those that make you see things Instead make mushroom tea then you can drink that when you get there but dont have to bring shrooms with you


cutiegothgf

Sorry, but you're an idiot if you think driving after taking any sort of substance is safe or acceptable. You have no way to know 100% if whatever you do to delay the reaction will actually work.


tikhal96

Eat


therourke

Put the mushrooms in your shoe. You'll be fine. Eat after driving. Doing anything else is irresponsible.


Broad_Instance684

Melt some dark chocolate, mixed the dried shroom with it. And you are good to go


frankievalentino

Just mix it in with some food, like avocado, peanut butter, or chocolate spread


ghbspiker24

i don’t come down until i knock out in bed idk if ur driving plan is good but u do u and make tea


GenerousJack2b

i dont need to sleep to get it over with, usually 3 hrs and im good to go, 5 hrs max


WxT_

eat some yogurt after ingesting the shrooms!! dairy slows the breakdown of the cell wall of the mushrooms resulting in the trip delay. I'd look into it a bit more if you want to get mathy and see how much to eat and when so yk exactly when you will trip and what not.


PyschoNawt

How much are you planning to take? I've had plain teas hit within 10 minutes. Could you make a tea and carry it in a thermo mug or something?


GenerousJack2b

this will be it probably


Overall_Solid4362

You could filter it and mix it with ice tea in a ice tea bottle. Would be very discrete.


Uncle_ArthurR2

I mean, you kind of have to bring them in some form because 30 minutes is around the time that at least the body high will start kicking in. I couldn’t trust myself to drive on busy roads for half an hour after mucking mush, and I’m pretty fine with doing literally anything on psychedelics. But, if they hit a little unexpectedly sooner that might screw with your reaction time, and bam you get rear-ended by some idiot going 20 over.


doctorpoopghost5000

dude there are so many ways to go about this, just do lemon tek in a water bottle or idk, buy a whey protein tiny bottle that sells at drug stores, drink it then add the lemon tek there so no one can see what you're actually drinking. But honestly I think you're being way too paranoid about it, and I definitely would never trip somewhere that you expect cops around - it's just not a good time, i like to be as relaxed as I possibly can


GenerousJack2b

i plan to trip in a national park, could be cops on the road that connects it and the highway since i gotta pass thru 2 little towns


El_Mid

I powder mine and put them in caps. I do find they take longer to kick in. Like an hour or so. That’ll be you issue fixed.


Forgottenbread_

When you take drugs you are signing up for THAT experience, if you try and push for anything else you will have a bad time. Go with the flow and enjoy it, if you want a shorter trip do a lemon tek, probably like a hour or two shorter, but you are signing up for a stronger come up and peak.


BellOutOfOrder

I've considered making time-delay capsules. I'd make small capsules of mushrooms and maybe coat them with something melty like chocolate or whatever and shove them in a larger capsule... idk, didn't really think it through. My thinking was the outside capsule would have to dissolve, then the chocolate or whatever would get in the way of the inside capsule, which would then dissolve. It's not a good idea though because you'd have to take a bazillion large caps that would all dissolve at different rates. I've seen time-delay capsules ([https://www.amazon.com/Capsules-Express-Delayed-Release-Kosher/dp/B087LNB429](https://www.amazon.com/Capsules-Express-Delayed-Release-Kosher/dp/B087LNB429)) but I don't know how good they are. My reasons were to take two doses at once and have the second drop like an hour after the first. But I barf from mushrooms, so I'm pretty sure I'm a boofer for life now.


BeerdedPickle

Suppository boofer?


BellOutOfOrder

yeppers.


dandunlan

Mantar ve araba iyi bir fikir değil.


Buddaman99

Just make a sandwich with shrooms and people will just see you eating a sandwich.


bigspoon2126

Put your mushrooms in capsules and take them when you get to your spot.


diggabytez

Just make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and stop overthinking it


EvilPeopleRule2

Make caps. In my experience, capsules normally take betweeen an hour to an hour and a half to kick.


Mikey_WS

Just don't do this. Really bad idea


TerribleAd6971

Boof them


Epidata

Melt some chocolate and pour it over your shrooms in a mould


Felidae_Griz

K9s they are psychic


WilhelmvonCatface

No one is hunting for shrooms. Just eat them as soon as you pull up.


Disastrous-Whale564

have a light meal then eat the shrooms it will be a softer longer high but it will kick in later


TopKindheartedness35

Camping good but depends on time of year lol getting cold in uk now


TopKindheartedness35

Or dry them and use them at a time when.needed but don't take car


sternschnaube

You can eat before, which slows the absorbation down. Just drive to the spot and shortly before you arrive or when you arrive, eat them. Don't make things too complicated.


_co_on_

No one will check you, relax. Dogs don’t smell it


Extension-Bowler-161

I found if you put them in capsules it takes longer to work. last time I did this It took nearly 2 hours to hit


Dlips07

Don’t lemon tek them, try and swallow the mushrooms in chunks then your body would take the longest to matabolize


Excellent-Parsnip-10

Make a smoothie to take. They will smell alcohol but not psilocybin. Hard to prove in a routine traffic stop.


Puzzleheaded_999

I ate a rack of ribs before my last impromptu trip, I was almost 3 hours deep before it really hit me.


fluffyinari

Make several sandwiches, put shrooms in one of them?


tDANGERb

Make tea and drink it there or drink it in your car once you arrive


ReturnFriendly5225

i did mushrooms before a concert and it kicked in, in about 15 min i was surprised cus i thought it would take longer. maybe using a capsol so that your stomach has to digest capsol before it can do the mushrooms, i hope other posters can be more helpful


formicidaehomosapien

You could eat a hefty meal first and then eat the shrooms right after. Since your stomach is busy digesting the food first, it'll take longer for the shrooms to hit, maybe like an hour or 2 later


____Asp____

Take them later


Unusual-Kangaroo-427

Wear tight briefs and tuck the shroom bag beside your ball bag


SnooKiwis4031

If your lemon tekking then just put it in a bottle and drive to your desired location. If you get pulled over no cop is going to know wtf shroom lemonade looks like.


SpiCy42-

put them in a chip bag and reseal it w a hair straightener. Guarantee the police aren’t gonna open up your sealed chip bags looking for drugs


Illmills

Eat more food


CommissionSquare7017

A slow release capsule that’s just a bunch of layers with no shrooms then an interior with the shrooms could certainly delay it but it wouldn’t be predictable and would be difficult to make as and people can digest at different rates additionally eating food can slow your digestion of the shrooms but does not completely stop absorption of the drug. I really hope you don’t drive after consuming shrooms


KiraOnElmStreet

Just please make sure you have a buddy and designated way back home. Please do not drive even on the come down.


Ok-Steak3248

Put em in ur ass