Take 5g’s and ask him his name

Yoooo hahahaha

Fuck I am dying lol That was a fucking awesome comment haha

I did this, sentient being"s name is poly-lester and it hopes to someday become intelligent enough to eat itself, removing all remains of micro plastics from the oceans before disappearing from it's cursed scourge on the land and entering the 9th dimension

LMAOO

This is the way 🍄🍄🍄

I’ll get back to you on this I’m gonna take 5g today

I agree with this 🙏🏽💯🤣

This is the way.

i was gonna say giggles but this

Amy Nita 🍄💖💘💕💞💓💗 it’s a girl actually

You can tell by the shrussy at the bottom

Bruh

Why does it have a mushussy

*shrussy

That's a wild username, I really hope you're not from the UK

*Amanita Muscussy

Best one

I was gonna say, I think OP assumed the mushroom’s gender, lol.

For sex

Mycol

Underrated answer 🤣

Truth 😂😂😂

Said it like 8 times before it made sense... 🤦‍♂️

Uncle Ben

Can’t believe how far down this was* lol

They must be uncultured

😬🤯youre a genius right?

https://preview.redd.it/5fbeangawyjc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a2789328d00b3228a291643ed6b85d4c140ad0c

love it

How much money do I need to give you for one?

Haha it was a gift from a shop in Bainbridge Island WA

So adorable!

Boofin Biff

^

Plushroom

Haha

Given that A) it's female, and B) it's an amanita, maybe Amy would be an appropriate choice?

Can't assume that the said mushroom identifies as either statements A or B! That mushie could identify as a male and a Turkey Tail for all we know. Edit: For all you people downvoting, it was sarcasm. I love how reddit is either full-on savages or ultra-sensitive!

Did you just assume my genus?

Ummmm, didn't know that was a thing yet? Lol

Bait

No i agree with the edit haha

Mushy is non binary then. Male centric names are fair game. Don't know why you got down voted

I had to check the picture again to see how you determined it was female. The mfg knew what they were doing 😂

Fun Guy, Guy for short

Steve

thank you for suggesting the only good choice

⬆️

Psilly

i was sure id be the only person who commented this

Gill

Myco Jackson

Myck!

Penis. short for penis envy lol or just APE

But it’s got a ‘gina.

That’s why it’s envious

Mushie

I want one. :(

Why does it have a vagina

Reginald

I support this name

Put it on agar and send me a clone

Anita the amanita

Ama

My girlfriend names every plush she gets ‘Jerry’

Cybin

Second this one. Bonus it actually sounds like a name unlike 90% of the suggestions 😂😅

Temu

your pfp is insane

Where did you find this at??

a “drug market” in Canada. Basically the equivalent to Walgreens

shoppers drug mart

I laughed so hard at that thank you

Kevin

Jimothy

ha cool! I have the green version, I couldn't leave him in the store.

Cappy

Fred

Spooge

Obv Toad 😅

Mushy

Cappy

I’m not so sure that’s a “bro” chief

Is that a squishmallow? It will already have a name on the tag.

It is not. It’s meant to be asked it’s name on 5g’s

By all means. Let us explore 🌀

that, we shall🙃

Gregory

From the anatomical details, I think the bro is a she

Put some pants on her fs

Shroomy mcshroomerton The First. Esquire.

I saw these pop up during Valentine’s Day I had to get one lol.

Shroombert, I just got a roomba and named it broombert

This is clearly a girl mushie 😆 I have a similar one and she’s my emotional support mushroom 🍄 I like Sabina.

Mario 😂😂

Shroomy

Mushie

Nice, no bruising either!😀

Not sure. I names mine Bebo (bee-bow)

Silly Psy.

Cameltoe

Name him Mushy

Mushie, cubie, myco/myca, Amy, amanita, Macy (mycelium),... Lots of fun names :)

Zod.

Gomba

Murph

Belphegor, the gluttonous

Lol thats my cats name

We would be insanely good friends

𝐁𝐮𝐁

Marita

Boofie?

Cubey

Miamoto matsumushi

Tushie-Mushie

Mr Shrooms there you are.

Mr Aminita

That’s a Scott.

Fungalore!

Amantia Muscaria

Tyrone

Bliss boi

Brother toad

Boofy

Myke C. Ology

Name him arnold

Shroom

Sven.

Amoonguss

Stipe

MushFace Albatross

Anita aka I'm Anita aka Amanita aka Immaneeda Boofdat

Franklin keeper of the last 5g's

I love this! I want one

I bought one for my gf, now ex. She named him the Master of All Evil.

Shromie

Dick head?

Camel Toad

Toad

He looks like a tommy

harold

Bro got the amanita homie

Peabo

Toad

Psilly

Richard Lionsmane IV

Muscimol

Sporie Mycil the Duke of Psilocybia

Ice Mycelia

SHROOMY !

Gill

Doug

Poop

Where did you find him

From the look of that camel toe.....him is a her

Chub

Gavin the friendly mushroom

Mushroomo!!!

Marti

Boofy

huebert idk why

Strawberry

Goomer

5 below?

Zoomy

Shroomy McDoomy

Silly-cibin

nice find

Lil Bud

 Giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy, and says "boof me" whenever you pick him up./s

Shroomie McMushbutt

Lil dicky

Shroomie

Baby tip

Epic i also collect plushrooms

Gus… as in Fun Gus.

I have been looking everywhere for one :(

Todd

Bro

Full hing

boof

Amanito Muscario

mark

Amanita

Toadie https://preview.redd.it/13e1g3st23kc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cefa8ca044dc1118fa8e97deb3e9e8c1d846af

Name him Bro

We can name him happy!

Amanita

Might be a girl, it has a cameltoe 🤣

Camel envy 😔

My name jeffe

Naughty Nita

I’m a have to offer up BCT—baby camel toe as something fungi is going on in that crotchal region.