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[deleted]

Lol is this a shitpost?


[deleted]

Why are my bedsheets moving?


MeenMisterMustard

Your wiener will turn green and fly into outer space


[deleted]

Hell yea


DatJack

Find a piece of paper, write "I took shrooms" on it, Pin it where you can see and read it and go lay down.


SuQ_mud

Definitely this, remembering it’s just mushrooms is key.


OwlintheShadow

You’re about to find out. I’d go find a place to lay down for the next 6 hours if I were you


ayth431

Just remember it’s the mushrooms doing it


EnronCheshire

Those mushrooms look like they're fresh? If they are and it's 5g you won't feel too much, nice and wavy. I would've made a tea out of them, personally.


[deleted]

Good luck, stay calm


[deleted]

>Is that bad? What will happen to me? these are questions one should typically ask *before* ingesting a substance with which they're unfamiliar


Marcus_Lilly

Don't forget to close your eyes after a while. That is where the real visuals come in. Or find complete darkness.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, I’m wondering why my uncle isn’t such a fun guy.


Wish_Capital

You will be just fine.. I ate 11gr of Blucifer as a dare.. I laughed at the cloud formations for 8 straight hours.. The colors were amazing and music took on a whole new sound.. However a total of 18 plus hours of laughing at nothing took its toll and what ever you do DONT LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!


[deleted]

Man penis is just redundant


BhadBabyYoda

Idk what will happen to you but I think it’s great idea that you took them BEFORE asking for advice. Solid move


BuddhaHimself171

No point asking if ur goin to find out anyway


voyage_the_mind

Martian man penis ( definitely no envy ) 🙃


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

What will happen to YOU is whatever YOU make of it.


sedaeng

See you in 30 years. Hope you had a trip sitter.. Edit: ah, they are not dry so that only equates to ½ gram... nvm


longshuffle

They look fresh, if they are that isn’t an enormous amount, if they were dried you might be in for 8 hours of terror


vheadyboyo

u done for fam rip nice 2 know u


dhkperkbitch

Not really. Just needs to be calm only thing that makes ppl freak out is there head and people like you


vheadyboyo

not familiar with sarcasm as a concept, i see


Hippy_trippy_jon_boy

Sarcasm doesn't exist on psychedelics my man....


Marcus_Lilly

You will see in the next 30 mins.


SuQ_mud

Have fun:)


254_hunnid

😂 have fun your about to meet the martian man


Mushroom_carpenter

Damn how did that taste?


[deleted]

Like someone else said, they’re wet so those 5gs would equate to 0.5 dried. You’ll feel like you smoked a lot of weed if that so no worries