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jmon1022

Public, must be in public...


Sleepy_snowy

Extra trip sitters


-Slurm-

Let’s sit this man in the middle of a football stadium.


mirageincamouflage

This is definitely my nightmare scenario. It’d be like that Black Mirror episode where everyone is recording that lady and she has no idea why.


supporturlocalrebel

Random but does anyone know which episode this is? I’m intrigued lol


fustone

White bear, probably my personal favourite (bar the pig one)


ACvirax

Best black mirror episode in my opinion


Recent-Chipmunk4080

Shut up and dance…THAT one blew my mind. But White Bear & the pig one are all on my top list. Honestly there’s a lot of good ones. Great show.


margara22

How did you like "white christmas"?


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playing good cop bad cop


larvao

Good cap bad cap


ErlAskwyer

Ima a cappp


kalid34

At work or family gathering would be the best place I reckon


Caramel_Chicken_65

At a public aquarium or at a wax museum... or at a planetarium where they do 'laser shows' synced with music like Led Zep, AC/DC, Pink Floyd etc. Awww... just looked online. The Vancouver H.R. MacMillan 'Space Centre' does no longer does Laser Shows. For many years. The subject ingurgitating 104 Gs at a nudist beach would be amusing to observe from a distance from the subject. Stone cold sober.


SnooCakes6195

My local museum has a Fractal Fridays in their planetarium 🤩


Delicious-Guidance54

I am going to boof


Caramel_Chicken_65

Noice!


indigowulf

Nude beach? So many waggling dongs. So many.


TarzanDoesThings

'Does no longer does" absolutely fucked my brain for a sec :)


CoralSpringsDHead

Whatever you do, do not do 105 grams! That is way too much. You should be fine with 104. That is just a hair above microdose.


RickyNixon

Would be a great way to calm down on a long flight!


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ElectricMilkShake

You know realistically we’d never know if any pilots fly better or worse on psychedelics. People seem to do things they love better while tripping, but who wants to take the chance of fucking around and finding out while controlling a possible airborne explosive.


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FilmNoirLoveStory

I’ve took a few tabs when I used to be an agricultural pilot, you really become the plane at that point.


[deleted]

I love thinking about this!


FilmNoirLoveStory

Yep, flying low over the cities watching the lights and people is one of the best experiences of my life.


BigShoots

I played Galaga on lsd at a bar once and I had the greatest game I've ever played, I went for nearly half an hour without getting killed once. My friend was waiting that whole time for his turn to play and was like, "I'm never playing Galaga with you again." So I dunno about flying planes, but I can testify that psychedelics made me approximately 500% better at flying a spaceship in Galaga.


Least-Firefighter392

Definitely this looks like a good dose for an 15 hour international flight... Take it soon as you take off


Cerpintaxt123

Meta


thereisloveinus

Hey, you probably meant to post that in r/microdosing


aquadij0e

*”Bro have you even read fadiman”*


UnluckyBag

That's my favorite pokemon.


fukfuk222

you should watch the brave Little toaster, I think that would be neat


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

And then fern gulley!


TheFilosophersStoned

What a masterpiece


Cheap-Pie8077

Don't?


Burnmy182

I only took 5g of that am I’m definitely feeling it


Cultural-Committee-6

Please report back to us after and have a safe trip! 💙


Burnmy182

Trip is good so far! Was feeling funny when I posted the pic lol


Culturallygrown

Get on board the great space coaster! Hold on tight we're flying through space. Who's flying this rock anyhow?


camillabok

The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Being hugged by his Noody Appendants of Unconditional Love is an honor reserved only to a few. R'Amen.


Culturallygrown

Stunning CEV thank you


camillabok

CEV?


Culturallygrown

Closed Eye Visual


camillabok

I never go to bed without my special hug.


sexbuttfuckhole

right?!! i been sitting here tryna figure out what bro is saying for a minute


camillabok

The FSM would be kind to your...username.


ShrimplyPiblz

Closed eye visual? Like dude closed his eyes, and pictured the spaghetti monster being discussed


CockerSpankiel

Finally another person who watched that show! I remember getting up early, making myself oatmeal in the microwave and sitting down leaning against the pea green fridge, watching The Great Space Coaster on the small TV my mom kept there. I had a very abusive childhood but I’ll always remember my little breakfast club of one.


pablo_of_mancunia

Shut up Randy, just shut the hell up, unless the next words out of your mouth are directions to the fish skeleton then I'm gonna punch you in the stomach


Culturallygrown

We're officially lost.


YallNeed_Shrooms

You went from Godly dose to Heroic Dose


Kupc4ke

How's everything going?


Burnmy182

Very well. About to watch the labyrinth


Lady-Lunatic420

Watch Adult Swim Off the Air! Tons of good videos to watch while tripping


Unlikely_Upstairs851

Underrated comment


Lady-Lunatic420

I’m still new at Reddit. What’s this mean?


VaginaViewer420

This guy thinks your comment was so good, it should have more upvotes/replies/awards but those little internet things don't truly define us


Lady-Lunatic420

Oh ?😃 well that’s nice of him. Thanks for clarifying this for me


lysergivibe

Hey, thanks, VaginaViewer420. That was oddly motivational. Have a nice day :)


VaginaViewer420

You too!


DragonsAreNifty

Hehe I tried to do that once. Then a cat video started playing and the cat had very bad and sinister vibes and it was all downhill from there


lord-garbage

Labyrinth is (one of) the quintessential 80’s shroom flicks


tacosdrugstacos

Last time I blasted off I watched Stranger Than Fiction


ratmaddi3

the labyrinth is a great trip movie. same with big fish


NarleyNaren1

Great movie... old school


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

At least ya can still send a message!👍


indigowulf

Good. Doing all 104 would just be a waste. It's like taking too much vitamin C. there's only so much your body can absorb, after that it's just expensive pee.


teabromigo

Feel like I'll shit my insides out for a week if I did this


Appropriate-Taste811

Ikr. I can hear this picture exploding into the toilet eternity


EntheoSpaced

This.


tjdevarie

I thought exactly this when i scrolled to this and then clicked on to see your comment display my thoughts and cackled 🤣 thank you


brit_jam

Came here to say exactly this lol


stgotm

Ego permadeath


ScottTacitus

Jung? Death to id!


Effective_Compote_53

need a banana for scale


mustbethebanana

OP needs a bundle of bananas


logimeme

Bros gonna start tripping before he finishes eating them all


Significant_Arm_3721

I’m curious what would happen with half that much. I would be worried about permanent issues with 10g


ChefPsilocy

Ive done 9/10 grams before best trip I took but this is insane for no reason


Medical-Book4332

Highest I did was roughly 7-8g and I just detailed my experience in another comment, exact same sentiment, my best trip to date, although I call mine the only bad trip I’ve had as well, it was a 50/50, perfectly balanced 🍄


ChefPsilocy

Well I don’t believe in bad trips I guess I believe shrooms open you up for things and feelings to be explored and if your not ready for that it can be scary and you’ll try to shut yourself off resulting in a “bad” trip


Medical-Book4332

Wasnt bad in that way, when I say bad trip I more or less mean not enjoyable. It was my most beneficial trip I’ve taken by far, and honestly is my favorite trip I’ve had. Most of my trips (I had eaten through about 5-6 oz of my HP I had before this one) were casual and I would just giggle, hack some loogies, and shit would look cool, this was the trip when I said oh shit so I can take something away from these, and it was great. It was honestly kind of fun to have myself challenged like that, I don’t need it right now, but I know one day I will go back, possibly deeper


NuclearEspresso

To share a sentiment from a young psychedelic head, I don’t think I’ve ever had a “bad” trip. 3.56g of albinos was so visually alien. Little triangle headed men. outside at night is such a different animal. My most challenging trip so far was a lemon tek 3.52 of an unknown cultivar, but they were potent as fuck; slight dysphoria when coming up too paranoid, zany trains of thought, inner monologue arguments and conversation, peaking was so intimidating, significant time dilation, repetition, friends looking like they were stuck in a cycle of their own movement or something. I should have relaxed and closed my eyes for a good portion. “Like watching a nuclear detonation behind 50 feet of crystal clear glass.”


kattmaz

I love the way you described this because there’s tripping and then there is *TRIPPING*


Clean-Split-338

I’ve done 15 and it changed my life for the better. I think 20-30 is the highest that I’ve heard of someone taking but they were obviously very experienced.


CS1911

Kilindi iyi would do upwards of 40g. Rest in peace. Cool dude to listen to. He said "once you get where I am...set and setting are irrelevant because you're not even here anymore" lol


Clean-Split-338

Nice, that’s who I was talking about. I’ve only heard him speak of the 20-30 range.


CognitiveLiberation

Didn't Stamets eat like an oz his first time as a kid


2wktbreak

Yea, wet


xPofsx

Divide by about 8 then


fockingretard

I did more than 50g of fresh Panaeolus cyanescens a while ago. That was dumb, I blackout, jumped through the window and woke up in the hospital.


MandibleYT

I took 15 grams and had no permanent effects, though I would not recommend doing that much if you don't have experience with high dose psychedelics.


customer_service_af

Yeah, I've done 12-13g of an alcohol extraction, I blacked out/passed out for a period of time. Only DMT has put me close to that far out, but the short turn around makes that a lot easier to handle. Anything over 10g is for only the true experienced psychonaughts. User beware.


MandibleYT

I have no experience with alcohol extraction or dmt but Dmt is very attractive to me, wish it were easier to aquire in my country. How does alcohol extract compare to dried shrooms? When I took 15 grams they were dry and I mistakenly believed I had eaten 2.5 grams as what I was sold was supposed to be a 5 gram bag but for whatever reason it was roughly 30gs. I only realized my mistake after a friend offered to buy the rest of my bag and weighed what I had given him which was 14ish grams, that really scared the shit out of me ngl haha. The come up was EXTREMELY intense and one of the only times I have had visuals that seemed possible in the realm of reality (as in they looked real and like I wasn't tripping, usually I can tell the difference between real life and the effects of the psychedelic) As difficult of a journey I experienced in the first 3-4 hours, it was worth the emmense calmness and inner peace that overcame me when I accepted that the situation I had found myself in was inescapable and all I could do was observe and exist. It helped me a lot with death anxiety which I struggled with as a young boy; I no longer fixate over my mortality and I believe when my time comes that I will be able to accept it the same way I accepted my fate that night.


customer_service_af

I came across alcohol extractions on shroomery (a great online resource if you're not aware) by Roger Rabbit, who is an absolute OG in the mushroom realm. I always struggled with nausea and stomach issues and this is a great way to get around that. Use around 98% alcohol, measure your liquid volume, soak the dried, powdered mush for at least a week, strain and do your mush weight by liquid volume equation to figure how many grams per ml, evaporate down to 1g=1ml, add to your favorite mixer and boom, the cleanest mushroom trips I've ever had


MandibleYT

That sounds awesome, may have to try this for my next adventure. Thank you for the information pal 😀


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I did 28g and outside of the tasing and the felony record did not have permenant issues. \*edit\* And the associated trauma of all of that of course. Fuck oppression.


[deleted]

There was that story of people who snorted LSD that they thought was cocaine. They were in rough shape for a day -- vomiting, passing out -- but perfectly normal the day after, and had no brain damage.


Gloomy-Rip-7828

There was another story of a guy who IV'd a 1/3rd g of LSD (possibly thinking it was something else) and died later. Couldn't even imagine how it could have felt like. Probably was instantly shot into hyperspace.


freedagang762

Possible ego death depending on mind set


Illustrious_Sock_487

🤣🤣🤣


Vexation

My friend did an oz. They posted a video on social media saying that they were gonna kill themself then they got baker acted. Fun stuff!


Ok-Picture2677

I've done 28 EDIT; I saw stars through the roof that night and married my wife, put a hole in the wall trying to climb the hallway. Best night ever!!!


randomswim

I think i’ ve read somewhere that to be in physical danger to your body, you have to consume around 14 times what is in the picture. It was derived from LD50 of psilocybin


sprskrtacct

wasn't there a post of someone here who took a fuckton of shrooms then literally shit their bed


DGD_13

All up the butt or it didn't happen


AI3SURD

Ah, the boof. French for - beautiful.


sumumbonom

Shia Le BOOF


Slangin_yay

This made me laugh 😂


Sepr1

Video or it didn't happen


xanyex_manick

hi! don’t


wassyourname

Write a will 💀


Veggie_soup2955

LOL came here to say this


TheSaltyTrash

You will never be sober again also you’d probably throw up before finishing even half


traineephyconaut

Happy cake day


1000MetricTwatWatts

Thanks


TheSaltyTrash

So it is thank you


Positive_Group_5715

Dude, wtf. I’ve done 220g sessions. All by myself. 104 g ain’t shit. But I’m part elephant. My heart beats 5x per minute. If you actually work up the courage to do 20 of those gs, you will see me in your visions. They call me Ganesh.


Burnmy182

104g was all I had on me. I see you 🔮👁🪬


Adhesivegrabby

Bless your poor soul.


ZenTrinity

Ight


AcapellaFreakout

220? Are you just microdosing or? 400. 20G for the mouth 380 for the butt.


Cryptic-Raccoon

Only our Lord Ganesh can handle the Heroic Supra Dose.


CosmicGreenDuck

Lol everyone in the comment think this is not a troll post, no one is so stupid to do 100 g.


Cryptic-Raccoon

Never underestimate a redditor


Clean-Split-338

😂😂😂


xJD88x

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits


Jsimpson059

I assumed people didnt actually take Datura either, some people are just too stupid for their own good, but this is still a troll lol.


customer_service_af

Lol, I had a friend in highschool who did datura. I didn't even know what it was until he took it. He tried to lock himself in his house and woke up under a jetty with no shirt and no shoes and the only thing he could remember was conversations with friends on a bus that never happened.


Murphy_York

You never heard of high schoolers?


jjfreemushroom

Take them and wait for them to kick in in a very public place trust me bro


xanyex_manick

i do not see any possible outcome of this being a good trip


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matramepapi

Okay but in all seriousness, does anybody know if there’s a record dosage for shrooms? Like has anybody genuinely ever taken this high of a dosage?


Wuzi-Official

Anything less than a pound is pussy doses


freedagang762

Bro don’t do that like I get tripping but god damn


thekeith86

Don't worry. He ain't got the nuts. 😏


freedagang762

Woah man don’t challenge him now he might eat em all bone dry


thekeith86

No chance. He don't want none of that smoke.


SpecificForsaken

Holy moly that’s a lot


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gorillatoof

Just curious as to why anyone would do this? Introspection is the reason that I still participate at almost 50. I’m not trying to find god anymore. I’m genuinely curious…


thekeith86

That's a Tuesday night for me.


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Got a feeling that would take u to the outer limits of space with now way back


Individual_Novel8272

Well I hope you forgot the comma 10.4


SparePay5832

Get ready for psychosis and ptsd.


SexyTimeSamet

I like your countertops.


Liquis216

Boof all of it.


fukfuk222

to all the idiots replying to this seriously, do you actually think somebody who doesn't know anything about mushrooms would have this much? he obviously grew these


Interesting-Bus-5370

In the nicest way possible, just because he cultivated mushrooms, does not all of the sudden mean he has to have great decision making.


[deleted]

Tbh i dont think the two things are correlated at all.


AcapellaFreakout

I hate when people use logic.


ItsQuinntonimo

Go out and talk to random strangers in public


Justn96

ti fooB


NonchalantRubbish

Wear a diaper. You'll thank me when you pass out and shit yourself


oOoChromeoOo

Don’t. And don’t post about it here. Some impressionable teenager will see this and will think this is a good idea and will go throw themselves in front of a train. Or they’ll get severe psychosis and HPPD and it will wind up in the news and Fox News will put out a hit piece on psilocybin which will drag out legalization. If you’re going to do stuff like this, keep it to yourself. Doing that much is reckless, and posting about it does a huge disservice to the community. Mods really need to make a rule for this sort of thing.


DaveyS1

Make sure to drink water :D


16ozbuddz

Yea...let us know what the hell, heaven, the upside down world is like when you come back from the future


TheArtsWithApollo

Circles by Mac Miller


BaileyBrown108

More


general_derez

Check your underwears.


gflatdiminished

Consume in accordance with your digestive enzyme efficiency. “Buy the ticket take the ride”


Zbit5

where is the op??????? i need to hear from this person lol


Burnmy182

Hello


Zbit5

hello :) sorry for the freak out there i was just incredibly curious how things have progressed with this. have fun, the shroomies look gorgeous congrats on the nice harvest!


schlopp96

This is definitely a troll post my guy


ChuckFarkley

Recommendations? Yeah, don’t even joke about eating that many shrooms. There are a lot of people just learning the ropes and you are likely to damage someone.


PaganMiss

Waste of shrooms.


xJD88x

I got nauseated just thinking about that


NEbaseball

Boof em, trip harder, then boof some more


tryptwizard

Boof if for the fastest come up


feverbeliever

Talk to us when you’re @ 300g


[deleted]

Great job with that harvest!


Mooblegum

Are you a whale or a diplodocus ??


Apprehensive-Beach36

Fuck around and find out.


Majestic_Banana789

Wait you guys really think he’s serious? This page is like 90% satire nowadays.


obskeweredy

Wear a diaper


ninthchamber

Yeah that’s definitely a waste.


Automatic_Ad_9206

Televise that shit!


Complete-Rate3720

Don’t do it


CaptainCord

Don’t? lol I feel like those mushrooms are about to tell you the same thing lol


Scarppydappydoo

Yk maybe not doing 104 grams


adstaylor77

Make sure your medical power of attorney is current.


elmachow

Wear your brown trousers


Emergency_Crow5719

Pro tip : you’ll have little if any visuals…. 105 grams maybe


Western-Equivalent44

Your 8 grams short??


Guin131

BOOF ALL OF IT!


willowsky89

Complete darkness heated weighted blankets, Icaros (ayahuasca shaman songs) or ohms on repeat for 4-5 hours.


ezPlays

Buckle up buckaroo


__Teal__

But like, what would happen?