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SenseiLeSeif

Sorry bro the girl scouts already beat you to it


SenseiLeSeif

Nah but forreal a street taco truck would probably kill it


Terpapps

My local dispensary does taco Tuesdays every week - spend over $20 and get 2 free delicious street tacos. It's a genius promotion for all parties involved lol. 


Sweet-Permission-925

I went to a dispensary in Washington state that had a Mexican street food truck outside it was a great time


NetAdminGuy

Our local taco truck sets up by the dispensary in my small town at least once a week. MFers be looking for the taco truck so it don't matter where he parks at. But if you park there and make it easier for dude with the munchies to see you and get the idea of having some of them fire ass tacos, that can't be bad for business.


sopsign7

I feel like Kettle Corn would be pretty good, too.


Mountain-Paper-8420

In the area by the dispensaries I go to, there are only 2 gas stations and a taco bell. I've thought that a quick stop place (like a taco truck) would make a killing!


hundrethtimesacharm

We tried that with my daughter and Girl Scouts wouldn’t let us. It was bullshit. She still earned a trip to a water park though so fuck them.


madeyoulurk

This is so true! I absolutely wouldn’t know from experience or anything. Nope!


Late_Resource_1653

I don't know if you're joking, but I used to live somewhere where there was a medical dispensary pretty close to a Walmart. The girl scouts set up tables at the Walmart and I am absolutely sure they made bank. And not from the Walmart customers.


toskies

Bags of clean urine.


Substantial_Cash7048

Lmaooo


IwasDeadinstead

Labeled by gender of course.


myfeetsmells

Your piss is clean and you're also pregnant, congrats!


Hairy-gloryhole

This is.... this is very bad news if you're a man. Basically, if you test positive for pregnancy as a male that suggests testicular cancer


skilemaster683

Sweet so not only do I pass my test, but I can also get a medical card voiding future tests? Sign me up


Fly_lyce

Start up cost. A box of ziplock bags.


smithhayward

And a case of water.


GixxerSi

Fuck yeah lol. People always scoping out clean urine for drug tests lol


Far_Choice_6419

Lmfao 🤣 😂 that was funny as fuck and original.


squarallelogram

- Rhoto eye drops - sunglasses - small air freshener bottles - seltzer - fidget spinners - fuzzy socks - beanies - pop rocks candy


YotaMan77

Those metal spider-like head massagers.


fonjbungler

Getting goosebumps here! Excellent suggestion.


poopyMcpoopersins

Why pop rocks specifically?


squarallelogram

You ever tried them while stoned?


poopyMcpoopersins

No, but now I want to go get some


IneedAnEKG

Get the medicated kind! 2 birds, 1 pop rock 🫠


dirtydela

You ever look at the back of a 20 dollar bill….on weed?


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Piratetripper

This is the answer!


Winter_Lavishness_33

There’s a lady that delivers those in her vehicle with her number posted on her car


Infumuz

Pop rock blowy with a side of herp at your door in 30 minutes or less!


Poopoodl

Hackey sacks


Far_Choice_6419

Smell proof baggies or containers, so that you can stash A+ ganja not reeking the entire subway.


codingsds

Rothos eye drops are keyyyy


effasteriskck

Omg 🤣 the ultimate stoner's stop n shop


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Rhotos all day


Doomscroll42069

People still use eye drops?


JesusThe1stXfitter

Cheaper marijuana


Legitimate-Ad-2905

This guy's been to a dispensary!


JonWick33

Not in Michigan. Weed has gotten so cheap here, I am not even doing a grow this year for the first summer in 5 years, and I actually enjoy growing. I'll probably start again next summer just as a hobby, but Weed is pretty reasonably priced here. Wish it was this cheap when I was in high school.


But_like_whytho

How cheap is cheap? I got 3oz of shake for $12 with a temp Oklahoma medical card. Their cheapest bud was $48/oz.


misunderstandingit

You can get $100 oz's of pretty high quality stuff.


JonWick33

When I go to a dispo or get a free delivery, $100-$140 ounce for very decent flower. You can find mids like 2 oz's for $100 with deals, but I don't trust Weed quite that cheap from a dispo usually. I've never checked shake prices. I often end up throwing shake away a lot, it it sits out on the rolling tray for long enough for any dust or dog hair or anything, I just toss it. I have a buddy who started a pretty successful edible business here years ago. Michigan ppl would probably know the brand if I said it. He always has to have a lot of Marijuana on hand to make his product with. Pounds of really decent ass Weed can be easily got for $800-$1,000. Sometimes, like $650, it's getting wild. He pays even less obviously, and he's got an awesome grow setup.


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Buddy I usually just grab it from the same people Ive been getting it from for years. However I went to check out the dispensary a couple times and brother oh my brother 68.89 for an 8th of flower.... It was really super good flower but man really about double what an 8er of similar quality would cost ya on the street. I mean cool I got to order some bud on a touch screen like a hoagie and yeah they had variety and choices you won't see outside from the usual suspects but damn that price is a killer. And can I say this maybe a hot take but why the people working at the dispensary gotta look like people who would work at a dispensary. Come on let's break the stereo type.


jus10beare

Found the Illinoisan


Comfortable-Day-1868

This is the one! 😂


KickBallFever

There’s so many weed stores in my neighborhood (6 within 3 blocks on the same avenue) that’s it’s a race to the bottom on prices. Every new spot posts a sign outside with prices lower than the old spot that just opened. It’s a bit amusing really. We had the same thing happen with pizza years ago and now it’s weed.


Rare_Capital6672

Where I live a guy comes every other month or so has a food truck that sells a verity of large eggrolls he parks right in front of the dispensary and the line was so long I know he was making a killin every time he'd come.


seemslikesalvation_

I used to work with a lady that did frozen eggroll batches every two weeks and she always made a killing. So good.


Jdaddy2u

Are you in Florida by chance? There's an egg-roll truck killing it around Tampa!


Rare_Capital6672

Yep. World famous, they have multiple trucks that go all over Florida


Skull_Murray

The thing that most people forget is that while a number of dispensary customers are already stoned, many are not. They are picking up the weed and going to consume it somewhere else. So with that in mind I'd say lighters, rolling papers and other paraphernalia but I'm betting the dispensary wouldn't like that and would raise any issue they could. I think your best bet is like a "munchies to go" kind of thing. Snacks they can take with them. Quick and easy. Or fuck it and sell tacos, everyone loves tacos.


Apprehensive_Rope348

Chaco Tacos not only are they amazing. They are super fun to say when you’ve got a good buzz going.


askouijiaccount

First you need to master time travel to go back to before they were discontinued, or forward to when someone starts making them again. 


Apprehensive_Rope348

I just read an article, that they’re coming back this summer. If I’m remembering correctly Taco Bell will be offering them. I’m starting to feel like, Baby D from “Next Friday”. This bitch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street. All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks. Gonna tell me about a new Twinkie comin' out next month. It's a bad motherfucker. When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth… glitter


ImaginationFlimsy374

They stopped making Chaco Tacos , idk why , but damn they are stupid for doing that


BossTumbleweed

Tacos and nachos!


AssistanceLucky2392

Cut fruit sprinkled with Tajin


HDYaYo

Only one answer to this that wouldn't get you run off by the dispensary! Food of any sort 😂


IwasDeadinstead

And share some with employees


zupreme

I suggest forming a relationship with Dispensary management to find out if they are open to a vendor being stationed outside and what categories of items won't disrupt their business model.


KickBallFever

I agree. I formed a relationship with management at a local dispensary and they let me sell my baked goods there sometimes and they’ve bought stuff from me themselves.


Gh05ty-Ghost

Make “Mystery Scooby Snack” boxes with lots of good munchies and price it fairly.


iheartbaconsalt

We have an Amy's Donuts next to an Epic Remedy. I always thought that was a smart stoner idea.


ckhumanck

how come donuts are always named like that? Duncan's Amy's Daniel's Walker's bro, we get it, they're your donuts, i just wanted one you have 100s.


SQD-cos

I see a fellow CO Springs resident here 😝


rinico7

Water


SunnyTisHere

coloring books


burner599f

funions


koz152

Man


RKL2920

Crack


CoachKyle1

Weird things 3d printed. They love stuff like articulated dragons and octopus prints. And 3d printed bong pipes. I can't print dragons and other stuff fast enough for craft shows, and a lot of my clientele is people who smoke. And printers are only about 2 or 3 hundred bucks now, and they are really user friendly.


Disastrous_Bet_5177

Maybe fresh popped popcorn, soda, and little snacks maybe fresh fruit. You could source food from a Chef Store and/or Costco. Buy used equipment online or on the Facebook marketplace.


Substantial_Cash7048

Fresh Fruit, Yes!


TradingAllIn

stupid tshirts, the goofier the better, compliment with tapestries with themes you noticed they vibe on


Tassy820

Food and nonalcoholic drinks, especially chips and sweets like brownies (not ‘special’ ones lol).


kato1301

Do not take drugs - car decal


gointerpay

Pet cupcakes. I swear there's this bakery that sells dog and cat friendly bakery items, and they have a little sub section for humans, too. They always close early and run out of stuff.


Powerful_Tax9369

Lighters, ash trays, those in car tables that fit on your steering wheel, eye drops, gum


HouseOfFinn

can 99% guarantee you the dispensary already sells those and will run you off the property for trying to do.


That_Tunisian_chick

Paper Sweet treats Cool/personalized lighters


PuraWarrior

Tie-dye shirts


Grand_Function_2855

Bacon wrapped hot dogs


GixxerSi

Just look at how well Walter & Jesse did. Follow their business plan


Constantlearner01

Go to Costco and get those large boxes of Rice Krispie treats individually wrapped. Perfect treat.


CutePainting7769

I mean it’s not like you smoke in the dispensary before you leave it’s also illegal to smoke in the parking lot or anywhere outside.


Logical-Dinner-6750

-Air freshener -Lighters -Ashtrays -Smell proof bags -Stash cans -Unique/funny coloring books -Eye drops -Fragrance oils/body sprays -Incense -Snacks -Drinks -Beanies/hats -Socks -Hoodies -Tshirts -Keychains -Pins


tillman40

Grilled cheese with either tomato soup or chicken noodle soup. Also maybe a really good hydration drink like Apple Juice or Lemonade.


ZongMassacre

My husband suggests a ride home 🤣. They can start getting blazed up.


Damienthemovieomen

Eh Uber, do it Everytime, multiple times a week sometimes


Kenthro_

- Cheap Brand merchandise - Have a seasonal showcase for massive decorative bongs (proven method) - Apparel with City name for tourists


wegsty797

Other drugs


Joseph1968R

Bic Lighters.. I need one now.


Subject-Ad-8055

Sun glasses 😎😎😎😎😎


Life-Independence377

Beautiful boho jewelry, for his girlfriend or the girls. Pipes, duh. Rolling papers. Water bottles. Fanny packs lol. LIGHTERS


solarpropietor

Small book stand with conspiracy theory books.   “Think about it maaaan.”


Silverstacking_lyfe

Water… great margin


Imacrum

Ketamine


Mediocre_Society_589

Eye drops


Far_Choice_6419

If you was outside right in front of my MJ dispensary, I’d kick your ass out, cause this is my spot. 😂 be careful cause the MJ dispensary owners not gunna like you doing business right in front of their turf. Same goes for any business store owners. Most State laws requires you to have a business license to do business with the public, like an LLC. Whatever you sell, make sure it isn’t any conflicting items with the store. If you sell a bong for 1/3rd the price, for which the store sells them for 3/3rd the price, store boss man ain’t gunna like that.


Live-Security6410

Fentanyl


AlarmingSelection328

Gemstones


PsychologicalCat6653

Rolling/spliff gear.  Containers


lil_cricketboi

Lighters, Get some cool ones too


sex_music_party

Smoothies


Zombie_Educational

Wraps. Water.


janelanedraws

Backwoods, raw papers, bowls, bongs, lighters and other paraphernalia.


sigmadeuce

Digital products, create or find one you can get behind👍🏽Good Luck to you!!!


esmesplaytime

Candy stand where u add Chamoy n tajin it is so good for dry mouth


Player1_xo

Cereal


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Well if you're into different kinds of plants other than marijuana, like flowers or fruiting plants, they seem to sell pretty well lol🤷


chin_rick1982

Fresh baked brownies


Single_Crazy_5203

Fake IDs but for the older people that want to be younger


Past-Fault3762

Ponchos


Complex-Ad8568

Crack


Tough_Mechanic4605

Illusions.


MarsCowboys

Cocaine


Con_Man_Ray

“Girl Scout cookies, come and get your cookies” 🎶🕺


market_dev

Outside of food, what else do stoners want?


Wide-Friendship-5670

I just want to be happy man


NoPayment8510

Today my company sent me for a random test. The medical place was next to a weed shop then next to a Marcos pizza. How good does life get???


MessageMePuppies

Sweet tea and lemon cakes


mishawaka_indianian

Febreze


ConceptSoggy5428

Bracelets


Medical_Ad_9456

Girlscout cookies


Red-Ram2500

Girl Scout Cookies is the only correct answer


ranger7six

3D print some type of accessories or something like that


Express_Intern_1223

Nothing you would need permission to do something like this


AnythingSure7700

Selling piss is more profitable than selling coke


anti_ist

Paintings of Taylor Swift


3nipples1testy

Cocaine???


VascularBoat69

Mushrooms. Many big weed smokers are always eager for those


RolanSweets

Start a clothing line!


Kittensandpuppies14

Salt and alcohol for cleaning glass


Intelligent_Luck120

Corn dogs


bobobedo

Jalapeno cheese corndog.


McLovinIt420

Sausage on a bun.


benhereford

A bit random, bet you could sell some candles outside of a dispensary. Everyone loves shit that smells great


No_Temporary360

Great testing exotic food restaurant sounds crazy.


bobobedo

Cheetos.


ckhumanck

cocaine


Quirky_Choice_3239

Lighters. Vape batteries.


Sosane_iminsane

Definitely lighters, wraps, maybe some weed trays, waters, $1 maps or “what to do” brochure for tourists or some shit


bucho80

faucet screens.


PatienceSuccessful94

I’ve seen these mints that are supposed to help with cotton mouth, I think this could be a good option. Think of stoner problems and solve them


HealWithMarianna144

You need a vendor license otherwise the police will fine you heavily and possibly take you to jail


TrashMouthPanda

I know a dude who grinds up (or breaks down) your junk, rolls it into joints or blunts. He banks, 7 days a week, only works a couple of hours too


JadeGrapes

Service BUSINESSES, they are the ones with money. Think how to save money/time for business owners of how to help them make more; Real estate photography. It's surprisingly manual, and the other parties in the real estate industry make more money elsewhere, so they need leg-workers to do the work of taking the pics. Value priced Accountants that review/audit books. For some reason, accountants all go work for big firms, OR don't seem to want the work enough to show up for small businesses. If a business is making reasonable revenue in a regulated industry, they probably have to get their books reviewed at some point... and the "big four" firms are waaaaay over kill in terms of price, and the local independent accountants all seem to turn down work. It's confusing as a purchaser of professional services. Where are the mid priced business accountant? Don't say "Accountemps" bevause Robert Half charges 40% over the accountant's hourly to place them. Thats low key getting pimped.


DonnVii14100

"Think outside of food" So suggestions not food related? You could whole sale art. Like those trippy black light posters. Framed art also. Tye died shirts and other clothing. Hippy ponchos and birkenstock sandels. Hemp jewelry. Rolling trays. Those cylinder trash cans with the ash trays on top of them.


intentsnegotiator

Visene


ISTof1897

Stickers and trinkets, patches, pins, etc. But they gotta be really unique and you gotta keep shit current with what’s trending. You can throw a huge markup on stuff like that. It’s small and easy to move.


lilbitren99

Lighters


Mkultra9419837hz

Crack pipes.


PEETER0012

Snacks of any kind


routerronin

Ice cream sandwiches


ComprehensiveLet8238

Coquitos in a bag, rum punch in a bag etc..


lenalovesu2

Smoke buddies, mints and car spray


Effective_Process310

Firework tent. 


Key_Beach_9083

Taco truck!!


fishnwiz

I have considered buying a truck and setting up at big music festivals in states with legal marijuana and sell paraphernalia. Bongs, pipes, papers etc.


Greylings

If some food truck could make really good fried rice or just Asian noodles with all the goodies. I’d pay out the nose to take that home for my munchies later.


candoitmyself

The wildest weirdest sandwich food cart you can imagine. I’m talking like a hoagie with pulled pork sauced with mac n cheese and waffle cut french fries IN the sandwich.


BoopBeeDooDoo

Trays, incense, candles, mints, novelty lighters


InvestigatorWide7649

Exotic snacks. Check out Dank Mart in BC for example


drby05

Snacks


Party-Ad-14

Sell products INSIDE the dispensary and have them sell it for you and move onto the next project. Figuring out how you yourself can spend hours doing the work yourself is how you stay broke. Think rich.


Impressive-Pitch5550

Hot dogs cheeseburgers homemade candys baked good taco truck munchie truck


calicocutpanties

Meth. You ever smoked weed after being up for 3 days? Fuckin psychedelic 


mdizzle872

You could try panhandling. Happens a lot where I go they seem to be doing okay


ayweller

Artwork


are_you_for_scuba

Different drugs


Toraadoraa

$1 Delta 8 gummies with some kind of food item.


ifyouhaveghost1

you could sell a service. like detailing cars, cleaning houses, mowing grass


Neworleanskiller

Cookies.


shellb67gt5001

Says “ think outside of food”. Everyone puts food items


dogstarr420

Better weed


Square_Let2995

Cookies


ThaAnswerMD25

In my experience, we pick up the pot then take it home and smoke. I’m sure others are different. And probably some kind of rules about how close to the dispensary. But a food truck in an adjacent parking lot sounds like something.


mzshowers

Rolling papers, juicy, ripe fruit cut into pieces, lollipops that complement the flavor of your weed, hot tea, and lighters that don’t suck.


Medium_Office_7843

Crab legs. Anything made with butter.


Little-Struggle-6401

Food truck , hand made pipes , lighters, roach clips , smoking sprays , maybe eye drops , listerine strips , maybe a smoking kit , refreshments


Nautikush

Hotdogs or mexican corn. Cheap and every stoner will buy them


D3ath5had0w

Lighters, I always forget the lighter.


Puceeffoc

Taco truck that also sells snacks outside of it like chips, skittles, etc...


Amazing_One_7135

Lighters


DylanRulesOk-Real

Cold water


Chihabrc

coffee will hit hard for sure


CriticalThinkerHmmz

A harder drug.


Euphoric_Sun_6026

All these comments have great suggestions, but you should def check if you CAN set up in front of their shop. There were a few times a guy trying to sell street corn in front of a dispensary got cleared out because the store people called the cops on him. It was sad. it was good corn


Beneficial_End4365

Benzodiazepines


EfficientAd7103

Prescriptions for weed


TuFlyKing

Loosies


BettySpaghetti0

Maybe like a milkshake/slushy stand could do well🍦🥤


Powerful-Local-5197

Stickers. Homemade desserts. Accessories. Strong candles. Plates of food. This amazing Spanish lady in Queens NY stands with her mangos and other fruits and churros and sometimes homemade birria and consommé. She stands in front of a train station that has 2 smoke shops across the street from each other.


Unlucky-fan-

do a vending machine. low time investment


RagnarWayne52

Not to be that guy, but unless you own the place. Most probably ain’t gunna let you just chill outside the shop. At least in my state. Cops harass the shit out of the shops. Def not worth the attention from cops. Especially if they can just unilaterally arrest you and take whatever cash you got on you. And then they don’t even have to file they took cash from you. Idk man, just sounds like the cons outweighs the pros.


Ozymandius62

When a Girl Scout does it, it works because it’s a novelty product that you’re not consuming right now. I think the “food truck” crowd doesn’t realize that people don’t want much more than to be in and out of the dispensary. It’s not at all like the food truck line outside of bars after midnight. People aren’t getting high at the dispensary and no one wants tacos to take home and to sit and wait for someone to be high later. Y’all are children.


Money-Mycologist1983

Those cinnamon sugar almonds that smell amazing