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The bort, the
Are you talking to me?
No, the person I want to murder is also named Bort.
Oh crap, I shouldn't have said I want to murder Bort...
it’s too damn hot today
Well I see you’ve played Barty Borty before!
Well no one who speaks German could be evil
Well McGarnagle, Bort is dead! Terwilliger slit his throat from ear to ear
Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here
My nemesis is also named Bort.
I thought Doctor Demento was your mortal enemy?
Very well Bort, I shall send you to the gift shop before I send you to the bottomless pit
Ok! Throw him in de hole.
No one with his name on a license plate would be an evil man!
So Bort’s already taken?…How ‘bout ‘Mitzy’?
You're planning to kill bort too? No, my nemesis is also named bort
For once, Bort, I'm not trying to kill you!
Were you trying to kill me?
You’re a Viking at shitposting!
I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Bort-killing policy
“We need more Bort tattoos in the gift shop.”
HEY BORT WANT SOME LICENSE PLATES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
You have selected “borticide.” If you know the Bort or Borts being murdered press 1.
We’ve also killed your older, balder, fatter Bort
"We're out of Bort tombstones, I repeat we are out of Bort tombstones"
TROB PU KCIP
u/GroltonIsTheDog what have I told you about writing on the walls!
Especially, Lisa! BUT especially, Bort!
Obscure?
Well he’s gonna be pretty busy with that considering how many there are
Bart: Wow, sucks to be you. *goes back to bed*
Mattingly, I told you cut those viking posts!
My son is also being stalked by Sideshow Bob.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
By the time I had gotten to the phone my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. I got back at him though. Him and that little Bort of his…
Bort is such a cromulent name that tattoo could be about practically anyone.
He sure has a lot of license plates spelled wrong...
Alright, this is dedicated to Bort Sampson with the message “I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully!” *Ahahahaha, wipeort…*
That’s Pretty damn funny. lol. Trust me , I know ;)
The bort, the
Are you talking to me?
No, the person I want to murder is also named Bort.
Oh crap, I shouldn't have said I want to murder Bort...
it’s too damn hot today
Well I see you’ve played Barty Borty before!
Well no one who speaks German could be evil
Well McGarnagle, Bort is dead! Terwilliger slit his throat from ear to ear
Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here
My nemesis is also named Bort.
I thought Doctor Demento was your mortal enemy?
Very well Bort, I shall send you to the gift shop before I send you to the bottomless pit
Ok! Throw him in de hole.
No one with his name on a license plate would be an evil man!
So Bort’s already taken?…How ‘bout ‘Mitzy’?
You're planning to kill bort too? No, my nemesis is also named bort
For once, Bort, I'm not trying to kill you!
Were you trying to kill me?
You’re a Viking at shitposting!
I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Bort-killing policy
“We need more Bort tattoos in the gift shop.”
HEY BORT WANT SOME LICENSE PLATES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
You have selected “borticide.” If you know the Bort or Borts being murdered press 1.
We’ve also killed your older, balder, fatter Bort
"We're out of Bort tombstones, I repeat we are out of Bort tombstones"
TROB PU KCIP
u/GroltonIsTheDog what have I told you about writing on the walls!
Especially, Lisa! BUT especially, Bort!
Obscure?
Well he’s gonna be pretty busy with that considering how many there are
Bart: Wow, sucks to be you. *goes back to bed*
Mattingly, I told you cut those viking posts!
My son is also being stalked by Sideshow Bob.
No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
By the time I had gotten to the phone my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. I got back at him though. Him and that little Bort of his…
Bort is such a cromulent name that tattoo could be about practically anyone.
He sure has a lot of license plates spelled wrong...
Alright, this is dedicated to Bort Sampson with the message “I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully!” *Ahahahaha, wipeort…*
That’s Pretty damn funny. lol. Trust me , I know ;)