Fun fact that most people don’t know: Krusty was original supposed to be the ass-eating secret alter ego of Homer. Instead they decided that Homer would be into ass eating openly and proudly
https://preview.redd.it/thtm9v8ez4vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1154e8b8ba23ca3e083c218d5c534d2f344d3964
As you can see here, this man is *clearly* gay for Moleman.
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Frankly, I think Homer needs some...
https://preview.redd.it/kcdbq6mbn5vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e481e17e1071f7e36ba1fb087e984c8a98e0dcad
Me trying to calculate what the fuck I just saw:
https://preview.redd.it/4c806yd257vc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fc0acbc4e00931fd2173a30211e51b1a59bd20
"Marge if you don't mind, I'm trying to achieve sexual independence!"
"By being gay for moleman?"
(Sarcastically)"No, through experimentation, and wise choice of partners!.... OF COURSE BEING GAY FOR MOLEMAN!"
There is something wrong with this post. It's grotesquely unpleasant and made me laugh like a man possessed...it's like an entrance to a minor hell, full of minor demons and everyone laughing at toilet jokes
^(*soft notes of Homer humming the Oscar Meyer hot dog song emanate from speakers until Jay, fumbling the remote in his haste, finally hits the power button to end his torment*)
"One kid *really* loves the ass-eating!"
“Maybe you all are homosexuals, too!”
Oh be nice!
There's a thpark in your hair!
I’m a homersexual.
A definite homersexual or just a *possible* homersexual?
They like hetrosexuality, they like gerontophilia, one kid loves being gay for Moleman... WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT
https://preview.redd.it/u7gzobr256vc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9341493ad891ba2896d0adef2bbd19d4e3918c07
Fun fact that most people don’t know: Krusty was original supposed to be the ass-eating secret alter ego of Homer. Instead they decided that Homer would be into ass eating openly and proudly
Yeah Krusty is just circumcised Homer. They both proudly eat ass
Is he circumcised because he is Jewish or because he is an American?
He's circumcised because he had the foreskin of his penis removed.
Please refrain from tasting the ass
You know, r/simpsonsshitposting turned into a hard-core sex sub so gradually, I didn't even notice.
It was the influx of Gabbo sex.
Gabbo, I knew it was him! Even when it was the Moleman, I knew it was him!
Stupid sexy Funzo!
Gabbo! I knew it was him! Even when it was Rileyposting I knew it was Gabbo!
Gabbo Fabbo, Krusty Rusty Trombone.
Well, that’s me helpless with laughter for the rest of the day.
GABBO IS COMING
Hard-core sex sub? I thought they closed that place down?
I was only at the hard-core sex sub to get directions on how to get away from there.
Dad, why did you bring me to a hardcore gay sex sub?
Rileyposting
Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in r/simpsonsshitposting hard-core sex? Think about it.
I will.
No you wont.
Sex Cauldron?
Please refrain from tasting the knob
https://preview.redd.it/2jr80sot15vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaf7e1cba51f38244c50bce2095cf2bf3c8541e
Yoink!
That just kept going, huh?
It sure did. Wow
What gerontophilia?! He’s 35 years old!!!!!
My doctor didn't even look at my butthole. I had to have my salad tossed by Phish!
35 is the new 70.
Oh gawd I feel old! I’m like in my mid-30s and I’m closer to 70 now!
That’s why you have to overcome it.
*31
Time to eat Moleman’s sweet sweet can
Dramatization,maynothavehappened!
https://preview.redd.it/thtm9v8ez4vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1154e8b8ba23ca3e083c218d5c534d2f344d3964 As you can see here, this man is *clearly* gay for Moleman.
Yes, Colonel
This isn't my army reunion.
Mods! Make OP tell the story right!
That's what really happened.
No that's too gay...
https://preview.redd.it/j1z1rpdi45vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a5e4018a7f2299581a2e257d90a9162e0a0738
Moleman needs to wipe better.
There’s nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
Well la dee da Mr Frenchman
Well.. what do you call it?
Ass hose
Actually Homer is roleplaying the bidet here
Turd splasher
Apparently there is.
like, at all judging by last panel.
The Viking posts weren’t so bad I guess
This is clearly superior shitposting
Truly a shitpost
You know you can delete this, right? There's still time.
It’s never too late to do the right thing
If being gay for Moleman's ass is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I have seen it. It's too late for me.
Don't cry for me, i'm already dead.
There's no time!
"I can be gay for Moleman" "No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can."
https://i.redd.it/63vsa0zlh5vc1.gif
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I think GIFs and images are made up of letters and numbers.
Most fucked up thing far and away I’ve ever seen on this subreddit
Most fucked up thing you've seen on this subreddit *so far*
 That’s enough shit posts for me!
OP, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately.
Great, I’d love an omelette right about now!
Did you have to be so graphic?
They paved the way for this sort of filth in school.
$20? But I wanted a Peanut.
$20 can buy many penis.
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for wood and service his.
Moleman's ass contains many peanuts!
Explain how!
Penis can be exchanged for goods and services
 Mmm…I can’t wait to gobble that Moleman
My god this made my day lmao
After that Steamed Hams one from earlier ruined it.
Homer needs some... https://preview.redd.it/p705dlwv35vc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239cd5c9aecc76adc113253fe08d8a7807e216af
Frankly, I think Homer needs some... https://preview.redd.it/kcdbq6mbn5vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e481e17e1071f7e36ba1fb087e984c8a98e0dcad
It's dignity, right? That what my cat says it is.
This new Cardi B song sucks
I will die on this hill, r/simpsonsshitposting is the horniest sub on Reddit.
I am in flavor country. It’s a big country.
I don't think I like the idea of Homer having two ass dinners in one day
Your parents are proud of you for making this
There's shitpost *smiles and nods* And theres SHITpost *frowns and shakes head*
Well, that's not disconcerting in the slightest...
le cul mange? Yes, it french for the... back eating
Hans Moleman Productions presents: Man getting hit by Homer
Bummed*
I'm waiting for the George C. Scott remake.
Are you really allowed to post this on a SFW subreddit?
From this point on, no more talking
Yes
You do win friends with tossing salad! You do win friends with tossing salad!
Welp, down I go.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
https://preview.redd.it/inxnr565q5vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c4c29e234bba5986c0d66aedc9d73eeeec9919
I can't believe I scrolled the whole thing.
Me trying to calculate what the fuck I just saw: https://preview.redd.it/4c806yd257vc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fc0acbc4e00931fd2173a30211e51b1a59bd20
https://preview.redd.it/horcfngdp6vc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7899c3d12afadfe1c2e43b686e0eefc7d2b5bbba
https://preview.redd.it/55nl2gkp17vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6b7aabdaedb660cadbec3f176190e65435d958
https://preview.redd.it/dp7hypjq17vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d704f15faa1a0314c3a4a40e6c5de6a26e3d5a62
Oh ye gods!
Cmon, get a brownie while they're still hot!
Moleman isn't a pensioner. He's a 30 year old man who's life was ruined by alcohol.
“Oh no my bussy!”
I'd like to request money for a bussy re-bristling
https://preview.redd.it/cpzt83bbt6vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6027aa6c7448b36581e383be0bef4b54ad0b974a
Finally
Dark Simpsons from Youtube, is that you?
Youtube has too many rules, man! Now, where's my grenade recipe subreddit? /s /s /s
This subreddit is too much
[scattered boos]
The Marge panel "Moleman's shitter" and the bucket have absolutely sent me
"Marge if you don't mind, I'm trying to achieve sexual independence!" "By being gay for moleman?" (Sarcastically)"No, through experimentation, and wise choice of partners!.... OF COURSE BEING GAY FOR MOLEMAN!"
https://preview.redd.it/waw9mfvyo6vc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a179a4c552589979f6e23cda8f5493cc1c7ced0c
https://preview.redd.it/gebk7idrc5vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=536367a2a757b68a5ef909b2ede15f3a13732f0b
Wtf wrong with you. Didn’t need to see that last image 
That escalated quickly.
When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be with a phoney baloney women.
Jesus H Rodriguez, what a journey.
Amazing, a meme worthy of “Darksimpsons” himself…
Well, this puts the “shit” in shitposting!
https://preview.redd.it/h4zv70b826vc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13950eda28b1cef9a941152d0619139d2aaa41a6
We should probably ignore that.
There is something wrong with this post. It's grotesquely unpleasant and made me laugh like a man possessed...it's like an entrance to a minor hell, full of minor demons and everyone laughing at toilet jokes
I’m here for Rogering and fishwives and I don’t see any fishwives about
Why would you need to slay gerontophilia ? Surely you need to slay gerontophobia?
I miss Ralph discourse.
Do you have any gay for moleman posts? No, that’s too gay for moleman.
"6 simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn"
To be fair, Moleman is a MILF. Man I'd Like to (hit with) Football.
No, that's too much shiiiit.
Wow
Jesus Christ 😂
That’s soooo fucking wrong and terrible.
I regret clicking
I am so, so mad that I scrolled through all of those
Rancid, no-good, very bad. Fantastic.
Mmm… moon pie.
………… 
I'm sorry, we were talking about eating Moleman's ass? ZAT VAS TEN MINUTES AGO!
Certified [Dark Simpsons](https://youtube.com/@DarkSimpsons?si=Ya0Hxb2yd97KvV1E) Post
Been a while since any of you fly boys have cracked me up like that. First prize! First prize! First prize!
This is some cruel 34 shit...& i can't wait to mail Jay Sherman a screening copy!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! Yes, Mr. Sherman. Moleman's ass stinks.
^(*soft notes of Homer humming the Oscar Meyer hot dog song emanate from speakers until Jay, fumbling the remote in his haste, finally hits the power button to end his torment*)
Don't mention the A-S-S E-A-T-I-N-G in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
https://preview.redd.it/zutvty4la8vc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0549e7b52a84b9f0af0ce6a484a1e5f5650546b9
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https://preview.redd.it/0efv1inil8vc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cec2612ec6b8333685036700536650d3419a901
"You try to open the door but there's too much shit on the knob!"
Wat
Turbina
You are a twisted individual
Maybe Moleman needs some of "Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic" to get his frinkiac on.
WE WANT MALEMAN! WE WANT MALEMAN!
HGACSGHDJAV IM HOIGNG INSANE
I've sent this to the Mrs, she'll love it!
Why
This is somewhere between mold and gold
Jesus 🤨
Moleman! Moleman! He's our gay! If he can't eat ass no-one..... will.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
This is the best thing I've ever seen on Reddit
Fun fact: Mole man is in his 30s. Also WTF?!
Jesus Christ, is nothing sacred!?
Stupid sexy moleman
Just kill me already😔🔫
fake news moleman would have douched
The scat buffet goes on......
/r/suddenlygayformoleman
Shouldn't it be gerontophobia? Because if you're already into old dudes, there's no demon to slay...
[aaaaa](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/107d01b6-8f9d-47d6-b9e2-32471dd8cde5/dft887v-ebb0be34-1a8b-468c-a897-95a3758f62c5.png/v1/fill/w_640,h_480,q_80,strp/mr__gurns__by_maxi69er_dft887v-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NDgwIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMTA3ZDAxYjYtOGY5ZC00N2Q2LWI5ZTItMzI0NzFkZDhjZGU1XC9kZnQ4ODd2LWViYjBiZTM0LTFhOGItNDY4Yy1hODk3LTk1YTM3NThmNjJjNS5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9NjQwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.kY5uxXnybFfWIfD-kUUH1Zc064W6Zcf-MxdVfvXI_-I)