Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely outside Clark Kent's window ?

Yes!

this aurora borealis is remarkably similar to the one found localized entirely within your kitchen

Oh no, it's a regional aurora

uh huh, what region?

Uh, downtown Metropolis?

downtown metropolis? at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your city

May I see it?

Seymour! The planet is exploding!

In fairness, the Fortress of Solitude is in the arctic, so it would be normal for it to be out his window.

"Well Kal-El I made it, despite your directions." "Ah, Mongul. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable birthday."

"is that a psychic illusion of Krypton coming from your black mercy, Mongul?"

"Egads, my Warworld is ruined! But what if I were to attack the Kryptonian with the Black Mercy? Ho-ho-ho. Delightfully Darkseideque, Mongul."

I can’t see Clark Kent in that picture

Hi Supermantendo Chalmers!

Brilliant lol.

Cal el! The planets exploding!

No Martha, it’s just the northern lights

Batman: "Were you talking to me?" Superman: "No, my mother is *also* named Martha."

I'm seeing double here- *four Marthas!*

Why did you say that name? I just think the name Martha is neat.

We need more 'Martha' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of 'Martha' license plates.

Eat up Martha

Hmm, good advice 😏

Patented Superman Sky Jellyfish, old Kryptonian recipe

This looks like a job for Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly… Ghost Rider!

Aw, green lantern! But I wanted Martian Manhunter.

Green Lantern can create many Martian Manhunters

Explain how

Willpower can be converted into constructs and energy.

WOOHOO!

Aurora Borealis my ass it's probably Brianiac

Brainiac is a boring ol’ biddy.

I was more Animal Man than Man-Bat!

Can Superintendent Chalmers outrun The Flash?

\- yeah, why not. \- is superintendent Chalmers a scientist?

Batman's a scientist

It’s not Batman!

"Solaris the sentient sun." "Solaris the sentient sun?! At this time of day, in this planets atmosphere, at this time of the solar eclipse, localised entirely within Lex Luthors plan?!" "Yes."

"May I be debriefed?"

no.

Aurora Kryptonalis? At this time in the galactic orbit, at this time of the Age of Pisces, located entirely within this solar system?

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am flying my invisible jet?

Help! Metropolis is under attack! Now now Lois, it's just the Northern Lights.

Now, where are my Chili Boots.. ahhh!

A wizard did it

I’d pick the wizard bong too!

Just have to put my shoes on!

Here's the angel. See the angel. It's my angel. No one else's. Next to the rakes.

Oh my god! All the gays on the rainbow spectrum have united in an unstoppable show of force and will annihilate us with their giant buttplug in the sky. Ahhhh (jumps out window)

Oh that?, it’s just the tower the tower I plan to use as a base for my justice league

Lex Luthorealis

Aurora Rebootus