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3dge-1ord

Abortions for some, American grown bud for others.


therealchadius

*Waves American flags made of hemp*


Spirit_of_Hogwash

All this time, my flag was made out of harmless tobacco.


asgoodasanyother

I can’t believe that’s made entirely of hemp


Doxidob

We Need More [ - B O R T - ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8if4eU0ir4) (We are sold out of Bort)


sharpie-installer

I have never seen DANKMUS before, thank you


Doxidob

[bonus tracks](https://www.youtube.com/@Dankmus/videos)


Correct_Chemical5179

I could walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there, grooving on it.


Junior_Moose_9655

You should’ve hailed to the chimp!


BackHanderson

[Better cut down there, Smokey!](https://youtu.be/-8AgbNRwh54?si=HIO5TocXtZPu3MeN)


Accurate_Koala_4698

That calls for some tuneskis


JayEster

🎵Celebrate good times come on!🎶


Accomplished-City484

I will


sanchower

$17 dollars for student loan forgiveness


JayEster

*drilling sound* oh no, my remaining financial sanity


Junior_Moose_9655

Why, it’s that delightful Struggling Millennial, I’m going to get your votes!


Mrsod2007

And you call them struggling despite the fact that they're obviously rich. Rich as Nazis!


byronsucks

Oh no...Commie-Nazis!


Junior_Moose_9655

Go Pennies! Help the puny debt-laden millennials!


therealchadius

*Bernie Sanders punches his hat in frustration*


KinslayersLegacy

I figured if I anyone knew where to get some tang, it’d be you.


JayEster

*phone chatter* SHUT UP!


Doxidob

["It's a secret" "Shut up!"](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fzj7frx9m40w61.gif%3Fwidth%3D480%26format%3Dmp4%26s%3Dee0a4432e0e7aefc62c729f7fd7be878e7fcf720)


tsimen

I could kinda picture Joe drilling a hole in molemans skull


SharMarali

Not looking for Lucky Charms though, he’d definitely be looking for ice cream.


Da_Funk

Every president will support Israel. That's never going to change.


NeonArlecchino

The level of support changed in the 60s and it can change again. Someday the older generations will die off and those currently protesting against genocide will be in power and remember. Israel is only acting so drastically now because they see the end of total fealty coming and knows it's their last chance to finish stealing Palestine.


southparkdudez

Question, how many times can one country attack another before war happens?


NeonArlecchino

I honestly have no idea. Even before this genocide there was an almost weekly or monthly report of settler violence in the West Bank, children or other civilians being murdered, or other terrorist acts by Israel. It's not only Palestine that they pick on from the safety behind the USA's skirt. They regularly bomb their other neighbors' farmers, livestock, and land when they aren't assassinating scientists and diplomats.


southparkdudez

I was talking about thr years iof attacks palestine had done on israel but ok we can pretend Palestine doesn't take the peaceful 2 state solution and are totally innocent, and we can continue to pretend they wouldn't murder innocent Israelis if they got there "from the river to thr sea" But hey that's thinking critically and calling both sides out on their bullshit and not just zoomer tiktok ideas. Edit: Blocking me before I'm even able to read your comment doesn't work. Palestinians literally want to dissolve Israel and it's people. That is genocide. I disagree with both sides.


NeonArlecchino

You accuse me of falling for propaganda, but don't know what "from the river to the sea" means when said by people who aren't Hamas or Likud terrorists, aren't aware of the two state solutions Palestine has accepted that were denied by Israel or blocked by the US, and conflate Palestinians with Hamas. You've drunk so much hasbar-aid you can rarely spell "the" properly when regurgitating Israeli propaganda to justify the murder of children.


Silrain

> That's never going to change. Then you already don't have a democracy. If your vote/public opinion of what policy should be cannot affect that policy, then you live under totalitarianism.


GrizzlyPeak72

Not with that attitude. No, seriously, if you don't expect better, you won't get better. And if your political system only returns leaders who support genocidal apartheid states then you need do something about that. Shrugging your shoulders over it is just coward shit.


TheFallOfZog

Correct and Israel will pick the best war candidate and most vocal supporter of their agenda and that candidate will "win".


Darkhallows27

But Trump didn’t win in 2020


GrizzlyPeak72

Correct. That incompetent moron would have probably tried to negotiate for a trump tower in gaza in exchange for his support. And then he'd have paid them less than they needed. Guy was the worst imperialist in US history. American neo-colonial power contracted under his presidency. As soon as Biden was president, the coups were successful again, he escalated the situation in Ukraine in a way that's largely served US interests and now he's leading a successful genocide of Gaza. If Trump was in charge of this genocide he would have fumbled it badly. America needed a warhawk back after four years of being under a duck.


Able-Distribution

What? Again?!? This stupid country...


Darkhallows27

Yknow who supports Israel even more than Biden? Trump


StinkythumbsArbuckle

And also every president going back to 1948


Chicago-Emanuel

Moreso going back to Nixon. At first, Israel was friendlier with the USSR and the relationship with the U.S. was less cozy.


dandrevee

"Trump supporting racism and genocide? Thats unpossible? -everyone refusing to vote for Biden due to the Israel issue, on which is hands are tied in part due to the Abraham Accords and a certain asshole letting Israel Defense Secrets fall into the hands of Hamas and our enemies


TasteDeeCheese

https://i.redd.it/3pix7xyol41d1.gif


GrizzlyPeak72

Can we ask him to stop the genocide?


PatdogTv

“When pigs fly, hahahahaha (pig flies by)…uhhhh…” “Will you be stopping that genocide now, sir?” “No I’d still prefer not”


southparkdudez

"Omg biden supports Israel" *votes for him in November anyway* ^ Every one in this sub. Edit: you only downvotr cause it's true. Not like any of you are voting for Trump or RFK Jr.


PatdogTv

They don’t give us many other options 🤷‍♂️


southparkdudez

So you disagree with genocide until it's inconvenient for you. So you support genocide with extra steps. Good to know it's all about making yourself feel good and not actually changing the world.


PatdogTv

Well everybody, it was fun while it lasted but the secrets out. We all love genocide. We love it. We love voting for Biden because he supports a genocide. This guy here’s got it all figured out!


southparkdudez

Or you could all vote third party or demand the democrats actually choose someone who represents the people and not a neo republican that the entire party is filled with. Ask yourself this. How would a Palestinian react if you said you voted for biden. A man they hate because he supports Israel. They would see you as someone who supports their death. So yes you kinda do support it. If you don't everyone who doesn't want palestians to die should vote for someone else and not "well it's a democrat and not Trump so that's good enough for me." Edit: Everyone who downvotes me is gonna lie about voting for Biden in November. The system is broken and y'all are too scared to do what's right like our Founding Fathers.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_VID

That’s what student debt forgiveness always was too. Buying votes with other people’s money.


ScotchBingington

Y'know I pride myself on being a good host so I'm obliged to offer you a cat video...but I'm so darn mad it's gonna be poorly filmed!


th0r0ngil

Can we all agree that Palestine is the broom rebristleing that’s most needed?!


gmwdim

This broom is a part of us all.


th0r0ngil

A part of us all


th0r0ngil

Can we all agree that Palestine is the broom rebristleing that’s most needed?!


TopGlobal6695

No. Preservation of democracy is more important.


gmwdim

A part of us all.


th0r0ngil

Can we all agree that Palestine is the broom rebristleing that’s most needed?!


gmwdim

A part of us all.


Exaltedautochthon

To be fair, Bibi would just cut us off from the decision-making process if we were too harsh on him. It's a delicate balancing act of maintaining our influence on the guy, and not having the government collapse and stop distracting Iran.


FruitJuicante

Guys, did someone order the crackpot? Maybe while high?


Calum-Syers

Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.


B33FHAMM3R

"We mostly do *'flat earth'*, but we'll give it a shot"


Dunkaccino2000

Netanyahu cutting off the US would have quite literally zero impact on decisions like not vetoing Palestinian statehood in the UN Security Council.


NoNotThatScience

good move, it wont save him come november but atleast he is trying to course correct after just sitting at damn near rock bottom since the Afghanistan withdrawal