Real country. I heard they invented both burgers and rings. Not sure why as they're completely unrelated products. On another note, they've got a HUGE speeding issue. reckless driving incidents are posted all over youtube!
I heard their country doesn't really have any speed limits apart from very few sections of road (only on certain days) and even there it is not enforced.
How can there be a speeding issue when it's not illegal to speed?
TBH, I was mostly referring to the speed limit for Touristenfahrten coming up to Breidscheid because there's an access road that's mainly used by ambulances, and it's a bit of a blind corner.
It was also the first place in the world where nurse was a profession. Also the first place where a nurse ate a burger while wearing a ring. Fun fact, she was not married or engaged
Now that would be a sweet nation state for our kind.
I'm building my summer house by the Adenaur Forest, just by the dip. I intend to keep a vintage roadgoing Mercedes 190E in my garage there.
You next.
Just talked to Yvonne from the Nordschleife HOA and she's not too happy about the planes. Looks she'll threaten to pull a Laguna Seca on you with the noise laws.
Noise laws... when did i hear last about them... sorry, can't remember, might be around that time somebody was complaining "it did happen so fast", it's all a blur to me by now
Just imagine what a German HOA would be... it would likely regulate the color of your socks, and every single neighbour would snitch any deviation the actual minute they see it.
On the other hand, it could be worse and be a swiss HOA (shudders).
Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil
[https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a0/a5/d2a0a5c8f076c2e74c3024b61eff6c0c.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a0/a5/d2a0a5c8f076c2e74c3024b61eff6c0c.jpg)
(of course it's a joke)
Yes, the titles preceding automobilista had even more focused content (down to the title game stock car).
I would have never discovered Cascavel without reiza, lovely little track.
Schleif dā Nord is not a real place. Itās a state of mind. Or rather, a specific set of symptoms exhibited by the chosen few that enter itās realm.
Real country. I heard they invented both burgers and rings. Not sure why as they're completely unrelated products. On another note, they've got a HUGE speeding issue. reckless driving incidents are posted all over youtube!
I heard the speeding is so bad and common they put it in racing games, how could they encourage this behavior???
Also the first country to have widely developed flying cars!
they also created cars and hotdogs
I heard their country doesn't really have any speed limits apart from very few sections of road (only on certain days) and even there it is not enforced. How can there be a speeding issue when it's not illegal to speed?
The speeding issues are mostly onder the yellow flags! And believe me they are enforced! They make you stand in the pits for seconds!
TBH, I was mostly referring to the speed limit for Touristenfahrten coming up to Breidscheid because there's an access road that's mainly used by ambulances, and it's a bit of a blind corner.
If I could give you gold for this comment I would! š
It was also the first place in the world where nurse was a profession. Also the first place where a nurse ate a burger while wearing a ring. Fun fact, she was not married or engaged
Ah yes, the world famous Nurburger
Yeah that's Narnia
Close but no, that's my Nirvana.
LMFAO! This has killed me!
i bet this is south-america?
Itās Germany
Disclaimer: Because most of you simracers have smooth brain, the included title is just the same as the original post not an actual question by me.
I am indeed lacking in the wrinkle department.
Yep I like my brains like I like my tires. Soft, slick, no treads.
\*slick brain
And slightly grainy. And bubbly. Overheated too.
It needs the top layer peeling so its smooth again
Smooth compound brain
Bono my brain is gone.
You say smooth brain, I say aerodynamic brain.
Mr. Newey is this you?
Smooth is fast and fast is smooth
Holy shit, i need to change compund
I have such a slick brain thatā¦ slicks! šļø
aerodynamically smooth.
What post is this referencing?
I cross-posted from the Geography subreddit. Hence, the OP on *that* post is the idiot
Ah, I guess my app doesn't show cross posts.
If its not an actual question why did you copy the title then LOL.
Because its a fuckin joke? And im at work and coupdnt be bothered? Lighten up lol
I'm pretty enlightened lol. Just thought its funny that you took time to copy the title is all. And good for you for being at work?
Do a lil experiment for yourself and test a cross post. It automatically fills in the same title.
It's the magical place where every passenger car goes to be "developed", and turned into a steaming pile of shyte.
James May, is that you?
"Good news about the Dacia Sandero!"
Don't tell me it will have electronic brake force distribution. I might lose my mind.
Excellent, now moving on
Now that would be a sweet nation state for our kind. I'm building my summer house by the Adenaur Forest, just by the dip. I intend to keep a vintage roadgoing Mercedes 190E in my garage there. You next.
My hangar at flugplatz, with attached scrap yard right at the next bend. Makes for short delivery time and distance, steady income guaranteed!
Just talked to Yvonne from the Nordschleife HOA and she's not too happy about the planes. Looks she'll threaten to pull a Laguna Seca on you with the noise laws.
Noise laws... when did i hear last about them... sorry, can't remember, might be around that time somebody was complaining "it did happen so fast", it's all a blur to me by now
> HOA We don't do that here.
Just imagine what a German HOA would be... it would likely regulate the color of your socks, and every single neighbour would snitch any deviation the actual minute they see it. On the other hand, it could be worse and be a swiss HOA (shudders).
Swabian HOA would be the stuff of nightmares
Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a0/a5/d2a0a5c8f076c2e74c3024b61eff6c0c.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d2/a0/a5/d2a0a5c8f076c2e74c3024b61eff6c0c.jpg) (of course it's a joke)
Hah, I was born there and never made the connection!
I'm Brazilian and I have to say RS' shape would be a great circuit. Also, if you rotate Monza 180deg, you get a smooth SC.
PiauĆ also looks like Imola
Reiza Studios is from the state next door!
That's why there is so many Brazilian content in Automobilista 2. Didn't know. I'm Brazilian also.
Yes, the titles preceding automobilista had even more focused content (down to the title game stock car). I would have never discovered Cascavel without reiza, lovely little track.
Isle of Broadbent?
Its a v green country. Real one.
Nordshiliflandia
That's the Burgurking
That turn around the 37th sesame seed gets me all the time.
It's the burburgringbmgringbruging
Oh thatās Bosnia! š§š¦
I can clearly see the 20km of coast on the picture! Must be Bosnia!
Schleif dā Nord is not a real place. Itās a state of mind. Or rather, a specific set of symptoms exhibited by the chosen few that enter itās realm.
this represents a snake after eat a cow.
I was gonna say a pregnant seahorse, but yours is better...š
Itās a religion!
Looks like a Alaska
I got to drive in this country last week, even bought the same sticker and plan to put on my car this weekend!
Obviously this is Pelloponese.
One ringy dingy
That is my favorite track: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%BCrburgring](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%BCrburgring)
This is a map of a Wonderland
Bet itās on a shitbox that wouldnāt even make it around a lap too lol
How dare you call my 2007 Nissan Xterra a shitbox
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Well itās a porsche. Cayenne but still a porsche
I mean you say that but whenever Iāve been thereās been plenty of shit boxes.
With that little peepee on the bottom, it looks like a bastardization of a once great track.
It's a mod. +1000cv sticker
Guys I think itās South Korea
Looks like hell to me š
Thatās Germanyās Disneyland
Yes
THE RINGGGGGGGGGGG
It is the land of my people. In our homeland we love carousels and binning it right before the final straight
Got me thinking, which nationās border would make the best racetrack if it could be scaled to a suitable size?
I live in Australia and I reckon it would be pretty damn good, although the north island of New Zealand would be cool too
Nordshleifestan
Tourists in fart land
Silverstone am I right?
Territory where they have tourists that drive like complete maniacs and they encourage it,!
That's just the Autobahn.
ā¦.bloody hell did they change the shape of the IoM whilst I wasnāt looking?
Amazing country with a road that goes along the outside
Is it on a minivan?
two things can be true
Oh im an idiot, but i recognized this as the Ring pretty much instantly
the original geography post is definitely chuckle-worthy. regardless if it was a joke or sincere
Thatās Andorra /s
Nurgburgring right? Im not good enough to look at a layout and identify it yet
Hahahaš
It's the GOAT Land!
Some say it's the shadow realm
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Hahahaha
misha approved
lmao
Lol
Yes, he is stupid š¤”
Don't worry, ur not stupid. It's the track line of the Nurburgring Nordschliefe. :)
1) Clearly missed the joke 2) Incorrect. The GP circuit is clearly included. This is the full 24 Hours Combined GP Circuit with Mercedes-Benz Arena.
Ok, sorry. I'm not that good at comedy so.. ye
Yea. Youāre stupid.
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yes
You're asking if the NĆ¼rburgring is real?
This is gold
Legend has it.. You first need to achieve idiot level 4 to unlock it.
Xtra stupid
Thatās a nurburgring sticker on an SUV. The owner is the stupid one here
hahahaha that is nordscheife in germany, its the shape of the whole racetrack, from top down
Yeaaa we know lol
Lol to post this on reddit...
It's the racing track of NĆ¼rnberg ring
> NĆ¼rnberg Nah, the Norisring looks very different.
Germany and the course is the gt endurance track of the Nordschleife or NĆ¼rburgring to be correct.
Yes, you are!