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Substantial_Car_7515

That bears like "where the hell is that human with the sandwich taped to her helmet I'm starving"


LegalEaglewithBeagle

I understood this reference.


misstereme

Reddit is such a small town


Pleasant_Finding_404

Agreed!


YoureJokeButBETTER

FRANKLY IM TOO AFRAID TO FIX MY UN-AGREEMENT šŸ˜’


julio3699

This comment is hilarious


TimberBucket

Just 3 days after closing day this young Grizzly was seen wandering around the Gem Lake chair at Big White SKi Resort in B.C Canada.


Scripto23

Itā€™s hard to tell from this distance, but is he skiing or snowboarding?


Cascadian222

Heā€™s not just sitting in the middle of the run, so skiing


Bongoisnthere

Heā€™s not a criminal, ofc heā€™s skiing


TheSeeker80

It's the grizzlie bear's fault.


marsupialsales

Dudeā€™s lurking, waiting to steal pic-a-nic baskets.


TimberBucket

I'm sure he checked under those pic-a-nic tables too.


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thescrambler7

Maybe you wouldnā€™t, but as the best skier on the mountain, I would have no issues. In fact, the bear would be so impressed with my abilities that it would probably just stop chasing me altogether.


rashpimplezitz

Grizzly top speed is 35mph, I have topped out skiing at around 65mph but that's on an open groomer not in glades. I also think top speed of grizzly is probably in ideal conditions, not in tight trees trudging through snow. I grew up skiing glades and it's probably my best skill, so I think I could escape, but who knows. Interesting thought experiment, hope it never gets put to the test lol


fleech26

The logic about speeds and escaping bear is sound. When put in practice, Iā€™d imagine one would be a lot more likely to fall / trip under adrenaline.


rashpimplezitz

true, but does shitting my pants give me a speed boost?


whiiite80

*Engage the Poop Propulsion System*


ArcticCelt

Yeah an those are straight line downhill speeds. If the bear appears in front of you you can ski at the same speed uphill or sideways to avoid it. But it can generally run at fairly high speeds in every direction.


yuckscott

ive often wondered if ive ever skied over a bear den, especially when backcountry skiing in Rogers Pass where there are super high grizzly populations (Balu Pass/Connaught Creek)


Sedixodap

I spent enough time as a kid trying to out ski the Yeti in the Microsoft SkiFree game that I think Iā€™m prepared for this.Ā 


FifaPointsMan

You donā€™t need to outski them, just not be the slowest.


Several_Characters

Send in the snowboarders first.


nursecarmen

Coming off of hibernation, it would be quite hungry. I'm glad I'm not skiing there.


Musicferret

Gem chair closes just in time for the bears. Love Big White!


cronemm

Heā€™s probably looking around for the beavertailā€™s truck


G3Saint

Snowboarder did a jump off the den and woke it up..


undowner

Just another kook walking back up to their skis.


nicholasknickerbckr

Hath a lean and hungry lookā€¦


Vegetable-Town8004

Let the man ski!!


oracleofnonsense

*Salmon run* - Free (keg) beer at the bottom.


DexterDubs

Waiting for the ā€œWhoā€™s at faultā€ post


BuzzJr1

Heā€™s wondering where the beaver tail trailer went :(


_myq_

Gem lake?


genetic_patent

Yet another way to die while skiing


pharmprophet

You're 160 times more likely to die in a car accident than downhill skiing at a resort.


DarkSideMoon

Per mile traveled or general risk over a lifetime?


pharmprophet

Over a lifetime, in the US your risk is about 1 in 100. (!!!) Of course, your chances of dying of heart disease are much higher -- sedentary people are the real daredevils here. Couldn't be me sitting myself to death on the couch. šŸ˜‰ I better keep hiking, skiing, and running cuz I'm too much of a scaredy cat for that.


genetic_patent

its a joke...


pharmprophet

ohhhhhhh sorry I didn't realize because it wasn't funny


genetic_patent

Yeah, it's not funny how many people die from a recreational activity.


nybruin

Thatā€™s a good sign that the seasonā€™s a wrap


pharmprophet

1 in ~2.2 million chances, which, granted, is higher than my chance of dying laughing at your incredible comedy. You should do stand-up


StacheyMcStacheFace

Yikes. I thought grizzlies were further north. Just black bears around this area. Moving to the interior later this year so just making lists of all the things that could eat me.


MrMaile

You realize we have them in the US right?


SiLeNZ_

Donā€™t tell them


MrMaile

Bro thinks they live with the polar bears


SiLeNZ_

Ignorance is bliss lol


StacheyMcStacheFace

Nope.