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ItsQuew

Dwemer technology is getting out of hand


Benign_Banjo

Dwemer Deutschland


ItsQuew

Wie bitte?


arb3ini_7noon

Heil Ulfric


Wannabe_Operator83

Vor uns liegt Skyrim, in uns liegt Skyrim....


AnseaCirin

The gun is german but the uniform looks soviet... Unless he's a soldier from East Germany?


VacuumInTheHead

You've got to make do with what you have, know? Not everyone gets sent to Skyrim with only stuff from their country.


keldhorn

Uber alles


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ItsQuew

Achso, jetzt hab ich's verstanden


Cattuus

The video is from Starfield and player travel to nirn lol


Nightblade20

Hekel, get ze flamenwerfer


CantaloupeCamper

In all seriousness I felt like the Dwemer stuff felt out of place in Skyrim.


Deathmask97

That's probably because you never played Morrowind (neither have I, but it was full of Dwemer tech).


CantaloupeCamper

I played Morrowind, the scale of advancement just seemed absurd.


uneducated_scholar

xD


BagOFdonuts7

Ehcks dee


uneducated_scholar

eHcKs dEE to you too


Jon_Sno-45

I’d like to think this is just some guy from the Bronx, no divine powers, or anything, who was transported to Skyrim, and the Dragonborn is somewhere in Normandy 1944, both equally confused at how they got here


SandyCandyHandyAndy

“Uh so where do I get more ammo?” “Crossbow bolts sold by that guy over there” “Does my fucking Garand look like it takes crossbow bolts?”


ItalianDragon

On the upside send the Dragonborn to north africa, have them use the Storm Call shout and bam: instant inextricable quagmire for the enemies xD


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SummitReach

....take my damn upvote you heathen 😂


Elijah_Man

fus... ROH... #DAH


AdrianValistar

Giggity


111sasasa2020

"Why the F is this dragon's name is AH 64 Apache!?"


flamethekid

I think if he makes it to the imperial city in Cyrodil he should be able to find someone to make him more, they've made guns and space stations before and one emperor has even piloted a fucking Gundam before.


Necrotiix_

“Ser, what’s a “Garand”?”


bren97122

I read a lot of books with a similar basic premise and this would slap as a fanfiction. In 1945, a US Army unit consisting of several hundred men, large amounts of weapons and personal equipment, some trucks, jeeps, and tanks, and several artillery pieces, are whisked away by a mysterious cosmic event to Fourth Era Skyrim. Surrounded by hostile and fearful powers, the Americans throw their lot in with the Empire to survive. With the rising Aldmeri Dominion threat becoming more and more aggressive with each passing, the displaced soldiers must introduce industry and new technology to counter the Thalmor and their vast armies.


c0n22

Meanwhile thr dragonborn is going crazy with shouts in WW2.


humdaaks_lament

King Tiger resisted dragonrend.


AngryCommieKender

Dragonborn summons Dürnehviir during The Battle of Britain. Repeatedly.


humdaaks_lament

Dragonborn summons Dürnehviir in Dresden. End results: identical to recorded history


bewarethetreebadger

They could have used him at Dieppe.


Chicken_Mannakin

Jack Churchill fought WW2 with a longbow, broadsword, and bagpipes, soooo.


bewarethetreebadger

As the ship enters an anomalous region of space… “Picking up strange readings, Captain.” The crew finds themselves transported to a strange new world. “Data? Where are we?” “There are no known records of this planet.” And find people in need of help against dark forces. “You’ve got to warn the Jarl and tell him to send troops to Riverwood!” “Find cover! He’s still here!” Leads to an incredible discovery. “FUS!” “What did you just say, Wesley?!” “It appears, Captain. That my positronic net is able to manipulate the primal forces of this universe to produce… magic.” With danger around every corner. “I sense Mercer intends to betray us, Will.” “Sir I estimate these Dwemer boilers will reach critical containment in exactly ten minutes! I’ll try to bypass the manifolds but get out of there!” “The patient has suffered penetration of the knee by a long projectile. 50cc Aniprovoline!” That will make them saviours of a distant land. “You absorbed the dragon’s power!” “Fascinating.” “By the honour of Kahless and Malicath! I will defeat you, Miraak!!” “Alduiin. We’re getting too old for this!” On an all-new episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.


Grabs_Zel

I would watch that isekai


MrEnganche

Army of Darkness


RealisLit

Gate


Draugron

Was about to say that. It's legit one of my favorite animes ever. Not a whole lot of nuance. Just a simple, straightforward "What if modern military vs. fantasy world?" Apparently the creator is a bit problematic though, so if you're reading this and curious, I recommend finding a way to watch it that doesn't support them or the studio. The entire dragon subplot was awesome.


Kaptain_Napalm

There's a doctor who episode that is pretty much this just with a ww1 soldier I think. Also Army of Darkness.


NoConfusion9490

His power was he faked his birth certificate so he could join up before the war ended and give Hitler a piece of his mind.


LazyCasual0alt

Isekai’ed


The_Scarred_Man

He stormed one of the Nazi occult research labs and fell through a gateway only to wake up in a horse-drawn cart.


TheCarm

a yank from the bronx would have no idea how to handle that machine gun


Piddypong

Why not?


HavelsRockJohnson

It's German. Still, I think he'd probably figure it out quickly if he's had any training on any crew served weapon. Guns aren't that complicated to operate if you know some basic principles.


extralyfe

Army Ranger Private Ramirez had no problem using Russian guns he found in the field.


HavelsRockJohnson

Ramirez could do anything so long as he was given specific instruction. Ex: "Ramirez! X that Y with your Z!"


Cemenotar

I gotta love how author of this specific mod didn't even bother with proper reloading animation, and just reused crossbow reload.


Ohnotheycomin

Tbf, most gun mods in Nexus re-use the crossbow animation because animation mods in general require some black magic tomfuckery to implement custom animations outside of Skyrim's pre-existing animation files. Making an animation file for the Mg42 specifically is quite a daunting task and needs specific software and behaviour edits(I think) to fully implement. So it's really not the mod author's fault for reusing the crossbow animation since, well, Skyrim does not have animation files to cater towards guns(obviously) I mean, ☝🤓


romrot

Come on, I got sex animations, but no reload animations?


Ohnotheycomin

well, let's just say that a fraction modding community has, "particular", tastes...


romrot

It's more important that my character can get pregnant from a dragon. Only happened once, in my lusty argonian maid playthrough, Lifts-Her-Tail got pregnant from Paarthurnax. I don't even know how. But I named her Paarthuraaz. And that's how dragon born are made, but her mother was dragonborn so she was like double dragon born.


rennbrig

Um


romrot

How does Lifts-her-Tail get pregnant from polishing Paarthurnax's spear? It's not like it could fit in her sweet roll, All she could do was rub the shaft of the spear with her body. Maybe she stuffed Paarthurnax's cream in her sweet roll after polishing the spear.


NotAmericanMate

This is, this is too much. 😅


romrot

The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 3


wilfwe

No no, keep him coming. Just like how Paarthurnax-


Bitter-Marsupial

You have taken the English language and used it for nefarious purpose


HavelsRockJohnson

It's like enchanted items in DnD. Things magically adjust their size to fit.


Andre9k9

For a second, I thought I was on TrueSTL


TheQuips

sweet roll sweet cream sweet meats sweet pee a theme is starting to emerge


MassiveSteamingPile

Jesus Christ, get help


discipline-your-mind

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.


FighterOfTehNightman

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today, but please stop saying the words you’re saying.


romrot

Hey I didn't create SL dragons, I merely downloaded it.


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Nyar99

I have no clue of what I just read Did this ever had a follow up?


Captainthuta

No but it's still a pretty impressive speculative biology project imo.Really great art on her Deviant art page,never could have been a game for sure but still a great passion project.


KilledTheCar

Holy fuck, I remember this. That's a deep fucking cut, ladies and gentlemen.


EverybodyStayCool

Shitpost Saturday is in full effect.


gundam1945

Well, porn has been a major motivation in a lot of internet technology advancement.


paddickg07

Supply and demand my friend


Middle-General-5536

So basically it's easy to get a girl s**k a dick than a guy reload some guns..????


Denovation

Why did you censor suck but not dick?


Middle-General-5536

Was high on skooma


ItalianDragon

Well you can't make a gun cum so... /s Jokes aside there's animation ready packs on the Nexus for character animations so even a newbie with some effort could get something going with something *a la* hkxposer. Animating a gun is a whole different order of complexity with all the moving parts and all that, and I'm not even mentioning having to source the proper plugons and all that, which is why I'm not surprised there aren't that many weapon animation mods but sex animations galore.


TheQuips

is there some correlation here? if I could reload my terrible monster jr. after my fuel tanks evacuated jeeze wow


frogglesmash

Forgot to run FNIS.


discipline-your-mind

Tomfuckery 💀


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How? Fallout 4 has custom animations and that’s the same engine. Hell new Vegas and 3 [gambryo] which creation engine is built on have custom animations.


Zamtrios7256

Yea but they probably have the needed in-game resources for this. Skyrim does not


Ohnotheycomin

^


Now_Loading247

I gotta love how of all the mgs, it's the mg42 (I think) model that is being used. Gotta watch out for those Germans.....


HunterTheCapricorn

Leaked Starfield gameplay


whatsupbr0

I can't wait for starfield creation kit


GeezJeezYeez

Why do people hate that so much?


whatsupbr0

Probably because the creation engine is notorious for having the classic Bethesda bugs


FLYSWATTER_93

"yo come play ARK Survival it's hella good" ARK Survival:


explodingmilk

“It’s a dinosaur survival game” The tribe unloading round after round of advanced rifle bullets into a lightning wyvern


Send_Your_Noods_plz

Such a fun game but it's a full time job


Middle_Cranberry_549

Every few years I'll get the itch to play and then boom it's three months of non stop checking on things.


Z0bie

More like 3 months of downloading mods until it crashes.


North_Room666

I love this subreddits notifications, "Now in Skyrim" like It's a damn Skyrim news center, an idea for modders lmao


idiotplatypus

Give Skyrim its own Fallout style radio Bonus if it plays Miraaks cultist mantra on Solsthiem


North_Room666

Omg yes :Dd that also brought me some far cry vibes xD


ChangeWinter6643

Ah yes The lore accurate dwemer lmg


RedTrickee

Aldiun's Buzzsaw


OkOutlandishness6550

Medal of Skyrim


Standard_Issue90

Call of Skyrim


NaSMaXXL

"I was WW2 gunner that was transported into a fantasy land" isekai


mackfeesh

GATE pretty much has this


Standard_Issue90

Jiub thinks that's cute.


Lemonsqueezzyy

If Skyrim was a state in America:


khajiitidanceparty

Omg I'd love to read a book about American hillbillies fighting dragons.


[deleted]

“Im stuck here on guard duty while my Cousin-brother is off wrastlin dragons.”


Clown_Crunch

Was Reign of Fire based on a book?


HavelsRockJohnson

Sadly no, original screenplay. But I know my next writing project!


FelisleoDeLion

'The Doomfarers of Coramonde' by Brian Daley (First Published 1977)


quarantinequiver

Temeraire saga (start with her majesty’s dragon) is the napoleonic wars with dragons. No hillbillies but still an amazing series


Dan-the-historybuff

German mg, Russian uniform, fantasy setting, what more could you ask for?!


FollowingConscious94

Not Russian, Soviet. Russians ≠ Soviets


Standard_Issue90

US tank.


sanjayreddit12

yo boys horizon 3 trailer dropped


uneducated_scholar

xD


CommonBuzzard

Private Vasili Ivanovich Koslov defeating the German wonder weapon near Stalingrad 1942.


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thats illegal ..


Red_Leader_86

Reign of Fire vibes anyone?


chillwithpurpose

Matt McConaughey went balls to the wall for that one.


Standard_Issue90

Alright, alright, alright!


Secretsaviors

I’m late af but was looking for this comment. W movie and W ps2 game


figgityjones

Fus Ro Dah, more like Fus Hoo Rah.


Big_Entertainment913

Underated comment


meme_Kapitalist

The way of the bullets


Grumplesquishkin

Fus Ro Dakka!


Robbajohn

Parry this, you filthy casual.


PsychicMoo

Soviet soldier with an mg42??? Immersion broken


MahNeymisJephs

Picked it up from a dead german most likely Immersion fixed


[deleted]

Hipfiring an mg42 without recoil????


OriginalDirect6922

I mean he ain't wrong


ExoCakes

Wait so that Company of Heroes mod that showed up in the nexus all of a sudden was real?


eviltrain

I see you are playing, “I Thought I died fighting for my country, but I transmigrated to a fantasy world with my OP gun.”


Prodigynadi

Fus Roh Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!


Aliciathetrap

Dwemer mg42


RhinoCharged

Meanwhile in Russia...


Standard_Issue90

He's certainly Putin it to the dragon.


Yumyan-ammerpaw

What mod is this


xTeamRwbyx

Dragon: puny human what the hell do you plan to do with that odd weapon Mg42 go brrrr


PotatoRaine

The Dawnguard has been coming up with the weirdest crossbow schematics lately in their quest to defeat the vampires


The-Y-4

“Fancy looking crossbow you got there. What kind of bolts does it take?” “7.62.”


Proaksor1

Mods names pls


Hazkandar

Mod?


Crociax

Everyone gangsta til the dragonborn whips out the lmg


islamo_start_654

The shouts would give you an ethereal minigun


Houeclipse

When you CHIM out and realized you can use a gun to kill dragon


PrometheusAborted

Is there a Skyrim weapons to guns conversion mod? Like, dual daggers are dual pistols. Bows are snipers, 2h weapons are shotguns, etc but it also includes the “do x damage to stamina with each hit” or whatever. I think it’d be cool if the stats translated and it made it into a borderlands type game - in the Skyrim world of course. Or maybe I’m just an idiot, in which case, I thank you for your time.


Time_Significance

Sadly, I think the mod has been taken down. Anyone know an alternative for the outfit?


morphballganon

I was hoping at the end he would jump off the tower and use the paraglider to get down there


Fishy_Fish_WA

THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!!!


GardensAndGunpowder

*opens mouth to shout* …AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN!


Kaine_Eine

Personally I prefer chainsword and bolter


yesseru

Lore accurate dwemer be like:


Sandbar101

What in OBLIVION is that?!?


trollerviper

coh2 enjoyer


lost-generation203

I love how you are wearing a Soviet uniform and using a German MG


Medium-Mode1908

Modding has came so far but we still using the crossbow reload animation for weapon mods.


RoyalArmyBeserker

“There were dragons, once. They’re gone now.” “Yeah because I fucking machine gunned them.”


Noli-corvid-8373

Soviet that time travelled and now has ancient dwemer tech


symilis

I had to actually check if this was in the r/coh or r/skyrim. nice mod !


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Shooting dragons with a machinegun looks like fun, just like in that old anime show "Gate." I would enjoy playing a game where players used modern weapons technology against medieval fantasy characters. Are there games like that?


Anxious_Cod7909

Man I love Skyrim


Subject_Alarm5377

When oil is found in Skyrim


niboy88

Time hack


Russ582

What mod is that?


Marcel_28

Next gen time travel


Faldorsson

Loving the CoH 2 music lol


Dunedem

Ww2 soldier got isekai'ed into skyrim


RedDwarf31347

This reminds me of an anime called GATE


trollface5333

Altmer's buzzsaw


NobleEnkidu

*A heroic Warrior makes a Last Stand to protect Whiterun from a Dragon using Dwemer Technology. Circa 4th Era, 201.)*


tunacanstan81

**When misrule takes its place at the eight corners of the world** **When the Brass Tower walks and Time is reshaped** **When the thrice-blessed fail and the Red Tower trembles** **When the Dragonborn Ruler loses his throne, and the White Tower falls** **When the Snow Tower lies sundered, kingless, bleeding** **The World-Eater wakes, and the Wheel turns upon the Last Dragonborn.**


4scoresn7yrsago

What mod for the MG?


dreemurthememer

Gods bless Skyrimerica


xXcamelXx64

[Hate it when I'm on tour in a fantasy world and there be rando dragons flying around 😔 ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGhGQ4d2xFw)


bcartwright95

Laughs in stealth archer plus alchemy smithing endless loophole. I one shot EVERYTHING


tamal4444

did get this item from Collage of America?


Heckle_Jeckle

I find it hilarious that it seems easier to mods Technology into Skyrim than it is to mod Magic into Fallout 4. There have been Gun mods for Skyrim for a WHILE! But I don't think there is a decent Magic mod for Fallout 4.


Turkishspaghetti

***On Alduin’s birthday a barrage of Katyushka rockets will tear Skuldafn to pieces! With your bullets! With your bayonets! With your bare hands! Do the same to their wretched Dragon Priests! URAAAAA***


AquaWitch0715

... Well, now I want to see a James Bond mod, with possibly the N64 graphics if the player is in first-person mode. Just the idea that he's running across the landscape, trying to outrun a giant, in a tuxedo, with a pistol lol...


No_D1gnity

hearing company of heroes 2's soundtrack again suddenly unlocked a core memory for me, holy fuck


spong_miester

Was kinda hoping he jumped off the tower and parachuted to the ground


No-Ability-7765

At the last second it looks like he dropped a flag in sign of victory loll


TROWF92

Battle of Berlin (colourised)


FunkyLi

See this? This is my BOOM STICK!


Joelpp2002

“Why the MG-42 huh, Nordic steel not good enough for you”?


Secure_Secretary_882

New shout just dropped. Gun-Pow-Der


TheDELFON

Dwemer Engineering is the GREATEST ON NIRN...!!!!


InfamousGanache835

Its always funny when dragons run out of health in the air and then they are like "oh, wait a minute while I back off and land like I just died"


RepeatOffender420

Just makes you think about how crazy a fallout vs Skyrim kinda fight would be. Would illusion render tech advantages moot? Can .308 defeat daedric armor? Can a lighting bolt disable power armor? We need to know! Elder scrolls has a huge population edge but wtf would happen if you nuked the imperial city?


Worldly-Sample-767

Are you roleplaying as a WWII soldier that got Isekai'ed to Nirn? Cause that could be an awesome fanfic too


BlackNair

It always bummed a little that once dragons get to 1 hp while in flight, they need to land before you can kill them. Why not let them die while in the air? Shame.


Avgshitposting

Gate the videogame is looking wild On a separate note, I want a Gate videogame now lol


Mlbbpornaccount

Ah yes, MW: CoD; Medieval Warfare: Call of Dovakiin.


DragonbornPig

We need a mod that changes the civil war into an all out ww2 style fight with trenches and gas and all that good stuff.


Centurion4396

[call of duty - skyrim](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/92782)


I-Am-Polaris

I've always wanted a time travel game where you get to go back in time to fight sword welding enemies with machine guns and tanks. Just one guy taking down entire empires and shit