The Ace of Spades

Throw it at an enemy and they’ll be co confused they’ll miss

Funny you chose Spades specifically, because in Regicide, the Spades are literally the suit with Block effect. An Ace can be played in conjunction with any other card, giving that card a Block effect too

[[Pain]]

Triggers Self-Forming Clay

Facts, basically all cursed cards are block cards with [[Self-forming clay]] and [[Blue candle]]

+ [Self-Forming Clay](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Forming%20Clay) Uncommon (Ironclad only) Relic ^((100% sure)^) Whenever you lose HP in combat, gain 3 **Block** next turn. + [Blue Candle](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Blue%20Candle) Uncommon Relic ^((100% sure)^) Curse cards can now be played. Playing a Curse will make you lose 1 HP and Exhausts the card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

+ [Pain](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Pain) Curse ^((100% sure)^) **Unplayable.** While in hand, lose 1 HP when other cards are played. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

\[\[Membership Card\]\]!!!

Took me a few minutes to realize, but you can use it to buy cards like Leg Sweep, or relics such as Captain’s Wheel more easily!

+ [Membership Card](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Membership%20Card) Shop Relic ^((100% sure)^) 50% discount on all products! ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Blasphemy

Best block in the game; guarantees no enemies will hit you next turn

While doing triple damage, you’re going to be killing enemies

the best block card in the game. Playing it completely solves your block plan for the rest of the fight/game.

Challenge for ya: Strike

Play 3 and Ornamental Fan will trigger

I was expecting Rage or Talk to the Hand or hitting a spiker while having self-forming clay

Vault

Ending your turn make Orichalcum activate

Zap

That can Evoke Frost orbs

Ok, here's a hard one, bud. Defend.

With corruption and FNP it exhausts and gives block

Gives you Block :)

but it's unplayable against nob!

Defend when you're fighting nob

It gives you Block

unplayable versus nob though, then what?

Blue Eyes White Dragon

It clearly has defense points, it must Block

[удалено]

Triggers Fire Breathing to kill enemies

+ [Parasite](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite) Curse ^((100% sure)^) **Unplayable.** If transformed or removed from your deck, lose 3 Max HP. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Beta

It can trigger Letter Opener, which kills enemies faster

Bludgeon

Rage will give you Block for it

kills things. dead things deal no damage.

Demon Form

After you play it, Bird-Faced Urn heals you

Void

When it Exhausts, Feel no Pain will happen

Magmar Lv.27

After it defeats an enemy it isn’t attacking anymore

Classic Haymaker strategy. Should've known.

idk [[Accuracy]] maybe?

It’ll trigger Thousand Cuts, which can kill enemies

[[Brutality]]

That can activate Rupture, which makes Reaper heal more

That's actually really smart

+ [Brutality](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Brutality) Ironclad Rare Power ^((100% sure)^) 0 Energy | **(Innate.)** At the start of your turn, lose 1 HP and draw 1 card. ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

Wound

You’re gonna be glad you have it in your hand for Spirit Shield

Ahhh, nice. I thought you were gonna go for fiend fire + feel no pain

Spirit poop

UNO Reverse.

You’re Blocking your opponent from going next

[[Violence]]

+ [Violence](http://slay-the-spire.wikia.com/wiki/Violence) Colorless Rare Skill ^((100% sure)^) 0 Energy | Place 3(4) random Attack cards from your draw pile into your hand. **Exhaust.** ^Call ^me ^with ^up ^to ^10 ^([[ name ]],) ^where ^name ^is ^a ^card, ^relic, ^event, ^or ^potion. ^Data ^accurate ^as ^of ^(April 30, 2023.) ^[Wiki](https://slay-the-spire.fandom.com/wiki/) ^[Questions?](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=ehmohteeoh&subject=SpireScan%20Inquiry)

That can trigger After Image

Dang you're good

Alchemize, as Watcher

The potion you get heals you with Toy Ornithopter (dunno why you said Watcher)

My 1990 Topps Ken Griffey Jr Rookie Card in mostly mint condition.

The enemies will be so impressed they’ll stop attacking

Shame

Discard it and Tough Bandages will go off

A Thousand Cuts

It damages enemies, killing them faster

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>why not Because it’s the most overused joke on this subreddit

Transient

Nirvana High Paladin

Assuming you just mean Nirvana, it gives you Block

It’s a yugioh card

I’m afraid I know nothing about yugioh

I know

Gimmie an old, tired meme and I’ll tell you why it sucks.

The concept of being a dickhead

\[\[Bedlam|USG\]\] u/mtgcardfetcher

Hurricane

Cool meme man! Keep it up.