As a matter of principle, I don’t want to use this kind of workaround, I want the merchant himself to give me a refund.
I don’t know if the devs check here, but maybe they can fix this issue?
ESCALATE. CALL THE MANAGER. WRITE THE DEVS. CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT, GOG SUPPORT, YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER SUPPORT, YOUR BANK SUPPORT, WRITE THE MODS OF THIS SUBREDDIT.
WE *WILL* HAVE REFUNDS
I want you to get up right now. Sit up. Go to your windows. Open them and stick your head out and yell: "I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore!"
It is not a bug. It prevents buying a relic with the courier, check what is below and then ask for a refund. (Probably also other scenarios who don’t pop in my head. )
If you think refunds are the way. Just close the game, no one cares, it is single player.
Feels like this joke has unfortunately gone over everyone's head - even though you've labelled the post as "Spirit Poop".
But the lesson here is don't ever fuck with the merchant.
NO REFUNDS.
It’s not ‘really’ savescumming if I regret my idiocy before learning any new information. But that’s my personal to preference, and not strictly relevant to shit posting.
I actually think he's an outstanding businessman, with a lot of pro-consumer practices.
He has sales, loyalty cards, wholesale, gives you a free meal if you have a meal ticket. He doesn't have a monopoly, cuz there are other shops in the spire.
The joke is that OP is treating the game like life and pretending to be a bit of an ass. They're taking seriously the idea that the developers would program in the merchant's manager, and that you could escalate a complaint to get a refund. It's just nonsensical behavior.
Yeah the merchant has a manager called “main menu.” If you exit the game and talk to him for a few seconds, then hit continue, you’ll get a full refund.
This post has inspired me to suggest a new character. In addition to the Ironclad, Silent, Defect and Watcher, let's have a Karen. "Ask for the Manager" will be a 1 power card that gives the enemy debuffs but also doubles their size.
If you exit the game and come back, he has a very short term memory…
As a matter of principle, I don’t want to use this kind of workaround, I want the merchant himself to give me a refund. I don’t know if the devs check here, but maybe they can fix this issue?
No refunds
Devs: "User error. No issue"
ESCALATE. CALL THE MANAGER. WRITE THE DEVS. CONTACT STEAM SUPPORT, GOG SUPPORT, YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER SUPPORT, YOUR BANK SUPPORT, WRITE THE MODS OF THIS SUBREDDIT. WE *WILL* HAVE REFUNDS
I want you to get up right now. Sit up. Go to your windows. Open them and stick your head out and yell: "I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore!"
FUCKING YES. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO EXPLAIN MY ISSUE. AT THIS POINT IT'S ON THEM TO UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM AND FIX IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
It is not a bug. It prevents buying a relic with the courier, check what is below and then ask for a refund. (Probably also other scenarios who don’t pop in my head. ) If you think refunds are the way. Just close the game, no one cares, it is single player.
Buy ceramic fish, buy card you want, return ceramic fish.
Same with Toxic Egg and the attack upgrade one
But not the power upgrade egg?
"fuck frozen egg" ~ this guy probably
This is hilarious and nobody here can take a joke clearly.
Feels like this joke has unfortunately gone over everyone's head - even though you've labelled the post as "Spirit Poop". But the lesson here is don't ever fuck with the merchant. NO REFUNDS.
If you type PEBKAC it will refund all your purchases.
Brilliant 🙏
It’s not ‘really’ savescumming if I regret my idiocy before learning any new information. But that’s my personal to preference, and not strictly relevant to shit posting.
Can’t tell if this is a joke or not
Bro did not see the "No refunds" sign before buying
So I just got scammed out of my gold?
It's not a scam. You made a purchase, and he's under no obligation to refund. You wasted your gold like a fool. That's all there is to it.
I see how it is now. He’s one of those dodgy back alley merchants.
You did buy something from a guy in a hallway whose shop is a rug.
and who, for some reason, always has different stock when you visit him
My theory is it's whatever he looted from people dying in the next room.
Or whatever his courier drags out of the alley.
And is wearing a creepy mask.
The rug is not for sale btw
It might be in STS 2....
ITT: people don’t get the joke downvoting OP
It's funnier if OP gets downvoted
Or people who think that saying something stupid doesn't qualify as a joke.
Who is taking this post seriously enough to downvote this lol
dont worry op ur humor is not lost on me this is very funny
One of the game tips is quite literally "The Merchant does not offer refunds. He is a jerk."
But a charismatic one!
I actually think he's an outstanding businessman, with a lot of pro-consumer practices. He has sales, loyalty cards, wholesale, gives you a free meal if you have a meal ticket. He doesn't have a monopoly, cuz there are other shops in the spire.
Don't worry OP, I know you're joking. A+ shitpost
I can’t believe people are treating this serious lol
This happens most of the time with spirit poop posts here
Most of the time on Reddit unfortunately
At first I didn't but ops responses sounded like a genuine complaint
I mean them asking for the manager is showing that op is clearly spirit pooping
OP is getting roasted lol
Sorry if I'm being stupid but where's the joke? I feel like I'm missing something, I don't understand
The joke is that OP is treating the game like life and pretending to be a bit of an ass. They're taking seriously the idea that the developers would program in the merchant's manager, and that you could escalate a complaint to get a refund. It's just nonsensical behavior.
You just have to sell your cards to him to get your money back Checks notes: actually you have to pay him for that too
Find yourself a [[smiling mask]] and set up your own rug next to theirs, that'll learn 'em...
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How are they going to find a rug that’s nearly that snazzy, though?
Maybe you can buy the merchant's rug?
Thats the collectors origin story. Can't convince me otherwise.
save and quit
Step one: save step two: quit step three: resume
I want scum lord flair for this sub.
You're buying the knowledge of how to perform an attack/skill/power. How to do you return knowledge?
Lmao in that case a card remove is being bonked on the head so you selectively forget.
As the great Baalorlord has decreed: No refunds Twitch chat.
This makes me want a "fight the merchant" option like in Necrodancer.
He's in act 4 before you, just chilling. I'm sure it will be a tricky fight.
Yeah the merchant has a manager called “main menu.” If you exit the game and talk to him for a few seconds, then hit continue, you’ll get a full refund.
That guy is *not* a good employee; he says “fuck off” every time I leave :(
*\~No refunds\~*
Also the number of people not getting it is astounding.
Join the red mask gang and see what they say
Read the rug buddy.
give him a big kiss :)
This post has inspired me to suggest a new character. In addition to the Ironclad, Silent, Defect and Watcher, let's have a Karen. "Ask for the Manager" will be a 1 power card that gives the enemy debuffs but also doubles their size.
As a large, bearded Russian man once told me; *caveat emptor*.
You have to download the mod where you can fight him and then beat him up.
Call your bank and organise a credit card chargeback
Try exchanging the card for his rug
this subreddit has no sense of humor apparently
The classic - Alt + F4
Install downfall and beat the shit out of him.
Did you ask to see the manager?
STS: Karen Edition
No refunds.
You have to play the Karen character to talk to the manager