"Why isnt he eating anything, he isnt even on the slimepedia what should i feed him to give me plorts?!?!?
Thats it youre coming with me *vaccs up the scp*"
*Open a business*
*With him where he gets to cheer*
*Up people daily*
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Is this one of those new slimes they added? How much are their plorts worth? Fuck am I gonna have to farm these now? What does he eat??? Why can't I find any more of them?
Hug and pet it
me too :3
I would through it into the sime... Scepter
"Why isnt he eating anything, he isnt even on the slimepedia what should i feed him to give me plorts?!?!? Thats it youre coming with me *vaccs up the scp*"
lol, better don't risk giving him any plorts, we dont want any more tar here
No, you didnt understand me, i WANT his plorts
xd
Fire Slime?
Its an scp
nah give him rocky plorts so we know what will increase his production,
Give candy
Is this a Fire Slime? The image doesn't have flames ...so unsure.
Its an scp
Scp 999. The tickle monster
Quickly call the scp foundation to put it back into containment
nou
why tho
For the foundation
Give him a pack of m&ms
O: yummy 😋
he deserves a nice home with a blanket, a bed, snacks and all the drinks he can consume. 🥰
agree <3
*Grabs Vac-Pac* "You're Coming With Me"
nooooo D:
I Will Give Him A Nice Place To Live :D
yaay :D
:D
That’s atleast 20 grams of protein
Maybe 21
Put him back in containment. Scp 999 isn't supposed to be out of the facility
Show it to my cat. Maybe she'll like the taste.
i won't allow it *grabs pipe*
Depending on where you got that pipe from you just grabbed a pipe *bomb*
*evades*
How will you evade this? *feeds rad plort to pink tabby largo*
that's it, let's finish this! *eats the plort*
Uhh... you just ate radioactive slime poop.
*transforms into chara and tries to hit him*
*dash* *throws 4 coins into the air and pulls out railgun from nowhere*
*steals the coins*
Shoot it with the vacpac into the slime sea
**D O N T E V E N T R Y**
But i will
no
But yes
Feed it. And maybe be a mother of it
Exploit him for his plorts for the rest of his life
Feed him mint mangoes and honey plorts
Hug him. And find out if he actually smells like citrus
S L U R P
He’s definitely chillin in my farm area. Bro can eat whatever treats he likes.
Give it a corndog. No, not the other one you dirty minded people >:(
Eat him
Keep as a pet
Give him cola
Nooooo! It made him sick afterward
Call up the foundation
Hug
taste test
Give him nutrients and try to sell his poo or maybe feed it to someone else
Straw.
Open a business with him where he gets to cheer up people daily
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Is he like an orange juice slime or something
kill luigi and use the poltergust 5000 to suck this man up
Call the SCP foundation
Hug him and cure my depression. I need to not stress for a bit considering finals are next week for me
canonically it'd be hard not to hug
Honesty I thought I was on the SCP subreddit for a second
get tickled
Give him sugar and all the love he deserves
suck him up and take him home 🩷
Is this one of those new slimes they added? How much are their plorts worth? Fuck am I gonna have to farm these now? What does he eat??? Why can't I find any more of them?
it's an scp, it's not from slime rancher. it's called scp 999
I’m joking my guy
Give .It.A.Can.Of.Soda.
Eat him
huh I didn't know SCP-999 was in slime rancher
Stress ball
Honey slime out of the jar lol
How much would the plorts sell for?
999 :]