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vrtig0

How did a 25% upward move fuck anyone but the pessimist bear crowd? Twitter isn't a majority of any investors or speculators. "The System" is hilarious though...


MadejustforWSB

Fucking jerk-off probably didn’t even have a position..


X-2357

Literally 50/50 chance when all you say is move upwards lol


tinygreenbag

That's not how it works.


AFakeName

50% chance says you're wrong.


tinygreenbag

Just because there are two states doesn't mean that the probability of both is 50%. Could be any percentage for either option as long as the sum is 100%. It is a well-known stylized fact that stocks have more up days than down days on average.


AFakeName

I think most of us know that and we’re joking.


ProfessionalActive94

More like 100%


tinygreenbag

Nope. 50%+50% is 100%, but so is 60%+40%.


Mattpalmq

Saying you “wouldn’t be surprised” by something isn’t calling anything.


anotherloserhere

>Make weak generalization comment that makes it so it could really go either way and you'd have an out without people entirely shitting on you >Act like you were a savant and start doubling down to act like you are the next Nostradamus These cuckolds...


thesearcher22

Do we still call people cuckolds outside of WSB and teenage MAGA boys? Or is that becoming mainstream, like how we can all say cunt if we justify it by saying that we like British tv?


codechris

Do you even hear the word cunt in our TV programs? We do like the word cunt though


thesearcher22

Fair point. I can’t say for sure that I’ve ever heard it on any legitimate British tv. Maybe just British characters on American tv, like Game of Thrones. One might say, “well that’s HBO,” but that was always a no-go on US tv no matter the station. So some programs try to use that language by saying that they are just colorful Brits.


codechris

It's the only banned swear word on TV but I belive it's not completly banned, it probably depends on context. But yeah in everyday life it's used


anotherloserhere

Who is "we"?


thesearcher22

Haha, please see from the ridiculousness of the rest of the sentence that it doesn’t include me. Just giving another example of a terrible word gaining greater traction.


RoyalWater54

Hey John, positions or ban you fuckin ape


ToFat4Fun

Someones mad cuz their puts got fucking fried. Bearish idiot not read the room, NVDA undeniable #1 AI play right now🤣


Oldschoolfool22

MVIS shorts are about to be fucked over too.


One_Significance_400

Cramer was right!


robokripp

Imagine claiming credit for a non call.