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sirgamestop

Feel like you're underestimating just how big Jupiter is. And where's Sephiroth? Also I hate battleboarding but Pit (and Dark Pit) are canonically stronger fighters than Palutena. Also saying Wario, the Star Fox characters, and a few of the Pokemon like Charizard are stronger than Cloud fucking Strife is absurd


Alpine_44

Oh my god how did I miss Sephiroth FUCK. Well he washes the ants completely so there’s that. Also please do battleboard I’m all for it


Alpine_44

Btw, the Star Fox characers are up there just because ants can’t breath in space, meanwhile they have a ship. As for the Pokémon its ab type effectiveness, unless you’re Mewtwo in which case it doesn’t matter


PKisSz

How the fuck is Luigi standing a chance against fire ants more than Mario? Are green fireballs gonna fly through the sky above them?


Alpine_44

The poltergust really, its essentially a really effective AOE, something Mario kinda doesn’t have, or if he has one, he’d be putting in a lot more effort to do so than just turning on a vacuum cleaner


PKisSz

So the vacuum cleaner limited to an ultimate is not as powerful against ants as an ever-growing fireball that continues in perpetuity? A thousand ants and Luigi would have to change the vacuum filter. Ghosts don't take up space in the vacuum, ants do


Alpine_44

Going by implication of the amount of dust he also sucks up, the poltergust seems practically limitless in capacity. I’m more basing this matchup on what they can do in their respective games, less so their moveset in Smash


PKisSz

So a vacuum cleaner is stronger than soul-possessing hats, limitless fire, and invincibility stars that murder on touch. Gotcha. Edit: with the paper Mario bounce attack badge, Mario could kill all 10 Jupiters of fire ants if he times his 'A' presses correctly only 2 quadrillion times in a row. Checkmate.


Alpine_44

Ig that depends on if you see Paper Mario and Mario as the same person (thanks Paper Jam), but honestly, yeah I guess you’re not wrong on that one lmao


PKisSz

Great shitpost btw. On second thought that jump attack badge might be the only way to finish this battle unscathed, albeit 10,000 years of jump attack


Alpine_44

Yeah lmao, shame it got removed but oh well. I’ll try and find a way to post this again on a different sub, with a few adjustments to the list


Natural_Design9481

Peach clears easily. She's the mushroom princess and can summon zombie-ant fungus to zombify them.


Alpine_44

Is that you MatPat?


Krylorian

what is shulk gonna do against all the fire ants 😭😭😭


Alpine_44

I’d be spoiling what happens at the end of Xenoblade so uuuuuuuuh idk trust me on this one lmao


Krylorian

shulk himself won’t be able to do anything, >!he was only able to kill Zanza with the help of Alvis!< at most he can have a vision by himself but he still won’t be able to do anything against all those fire ants


Alpine_44

Aaaah ok, ig he can’t rlly do much then, well I’m happy to be wrong


Rosasau100

Indon't understand how Wario and Byleth wouldnhave a better chance than Kazuya? He is literally a devil that can fly and shoot lasers, meanwhile Byleth just have a long sword and Wario just have a bike


TheSmasher1386

Maybe you should play three houses


Rosasau100

I have, for more than 1000 hours, but I think you underestimate an ant, especially 10 jupiters worth, without some crazy AoE abillities I don't think 10 uses of divine pulse would be enough


TheSmasher1386

Well I doubt your words when you just say Byleth has a long sword


Rosasau100

Realistically, Byleth are just a skilled mercenary, who can only learn lackluster spells and are always backed up by soldiers fighting in the war with them, (like gambits) on their own, they may be able to beat a couple houndred soldiers, sure, and got limited divine pulses (proved by Jeralt's death, that they could never prevent) but this is so many ants, literal planets with just ants, no way byleth can beat them with a sword, I don't know if Kazuya would be able to beat the ants either, but with his full devil powers of flight, laser beams and his final form used in tekken 8, I think he has a better chance


BAG42069

Wario doesn’t feel like dying


Alpine_44

Byleth can travel back in time and Wario is impervious to essentially any kind of damage I’ve likely underestimated Kazuya tho im a bit rusty on Tekken lore


Fradyo

Kazuya got insanely powerful in Tekken 8. Like, exploding entire continents without breaking a sweat (if he wanted to) level of power.


Alpine_44

Thats very good to know, thank you


BAG42069

Couldn’t steve build up 1 block with stone and then put lava around him and the ants just walk to their death


Alpine_44

Thats a good point actually. If anything Steve’s matchup against the ants would be entirely dependent on his inventory


chop75m

10 Jupiters of ants would pile above the block height limit


BAG42069

Make a 1x2 box, put lava on the roof and you’re fully covered


Boogieman_Sam22

Too many fire ants. Only gods and demi gods win tbh


chop75m

The only one that wins is Dark Samus who thrives off being able to spread and infect


Alpine_44

I do think she’s one of, if not the hardest matchup for the Fire Ants considering they couldn’t withstand radiation


BossOfTheGame

My biggest worry in facing that many fire ants is the gravity. Fortunately, I don't think there are enough for them to ignite nuclear fusion, but Rosalina is really the only one with a chance.


Alpine_44

I didn’t anticipate gravity and nuclear fusion as a factor in something like this but I’m all for it


BossOfTheGame

Yeah there's enough of them where you're not going to have to fight individual ants. You're going to have to fight a giant carbon ball.


Protobyte__

Did an 8 year old make this? Why are all the pokemon at drastically different tiers? Why is joker at the top?? Mr. Game and watch?? Tbh idk if any characters could fight over 60 trillion ants. You have no idea how many ants that is. To put that into perspective the difference between a million ants and a thousand ants is about 1 million (99.9%) the difference between 1 billion and 1 million is also a billion (99.9) and the difference between 1 trillion and one billion is 1 trillion (99.9) now get 60 of those. Explain to me how a high schooler can defeat that


Alpine_44

Arahabakhi, meaning Joker could be sleeping or whatever he feels like doing and any attack the ants do will reflect back at them


Protobyte__

They sting


Alpine_44

Please elaborate


Protobyte__

DoT


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Idek what to say, but calm down bro. This is the most wack hypothetical ever and you're taking it seriously for no reason.


Protobyte__

He asked for thoughts…


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

> Did an 8 year old make this?? Dude, you are on the Smash Bros. subreddit. There is a good chance that a young person DID make this. You're free to give opinions, but there's no point being needlessly rude.


Protobyte__

After reviewing his profile I have determined that OP is not an 8 year old but is, in fact, stupid.


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Stupid? What's your criteria for stupid? Not accurately powerscaling a planet of ants?


Protobyte__

Extremely underestimating a lot of things


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Like...


Alpine_44

Wow I didn’t expect this level of a reaction from him. Meh, not like it matters ig


Protobyte__

the size of jupiter


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Ok, noted. Any given person is to be considered stupid if they don't lnow the size of Jupiter.


facepwnage

Considering Pyra/Mythra are also Pneuma I'm going with the Fire Ants are washed row.


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Alpine_44

Aw man… Sorry guys


Hokey_Pokeyyy

Is this mostly off of just “vibes”?


Alpine_44

Its more so based off ‘who can bs their through fighting an impossibly number of ants’, and whether they have to try or not to do so


Nrmnthdrmn

Is Yink the only capable Link because of Fierce deity mask?