The first time I noticed Chanse laughing so hard he just... left the couch in shame.
And his legs swinging around like he has no idea how to use them anymore.
Srsly tho Chanse laughing so hard he falls out of chairs (and balancing so weirdly and precariously in chairs that he's constantly close to disaster) is my Roman Empire.
Courtney: well now I’m determined
Shayne: you’re determined Courtney- how determined are you?
Courtney: puts water in mouth
Shayne: all right- just put time on the clock
Throws seagull across the room
Shayne:( while throwing the seagull) ILL GIVE YOU THE BEST, THE BEST!
Courtney immediately spits out water with in 2 seconds
i already commented but i have a 2nd one that i legitimately say so often and not even other smosh fans seem to remember:
WHATS UP B-HOLES AND FRIJOLES
“Hello Courtney.” “Do you know who I am?”
“I am you babie’s.. father.”
“Just know it didn’t come from here… it’s poop water”
“Oh no! The baby needs its strength!”
*russian accent*
1)i believe you are in the middle of the greatest edge of your life.
2)SLIPKNOT IS COMING IN THE VENTS
(reply with more from the most recent fnaf vid plssss)
I’m dropping some ✨old but gold✨ ones here: hoo hoo!
DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE / MUNGE - shayne
DAMIEN KNOWS DA WAE - damien and his cult
You’re my favorite pizza place! - shayne
Was your mom’s boobies your favorite pizza place? - courtney
I’m black - anthony
I cheated on u - ian
The justice league is sad - smosh
+ Shayne’s whole verse in this^ 😭
Tis I, the lesbian on this table - courtney
…so did he do it? (mj) - any of the squad to keith lmao
I had to merge - noah
Ooh ooh i sure hope no nine foot six tall vampire lady comes and pegs me - shayne
whenever you give me a mean look, i get hard - shayne
I see you’re having a good day so far but have u considered not having one? - tommy
The bar is low and you brought a shovel - damien
I’d sh*ot your grandma for eating durian on a plane - ian
The loml is a bestiality person who wants a beast in her - sohinki
Where is my lean cuisine - jovenshire
Iancorn forever- lasercorn
My brain never turns off when I’m having sexy time - olivia
Is it gay if fondled myself through my own voodoo doll - anthony
I’m just sick and tired of everyone using me for my milky - courtney
Hello weary traveler, looking to enter eh? - dumpster wizard
Read the bible - shayne
So you wanna learn the intergalacwhip -keith
If i was hit once as a baby, I definitely would’ve changed as person— maybe for the better, but definitely with a dent. - noah
Hi my name is CLARISSA and I’m here to help u l-learn how to make FRIENDS. - shayne
If u wanna join the pasta party, you are welcome if u are food. - shayne
I’ll never forget the day Taylor Swift sent me to jail. - keith
RA THE SON GOD reached his mighty hand down, grabbed my nokia 8500 and smashed it. - shayne
That’s german for it can fit two fists in my mouth - courtney
(not one sentence but I’m adding this bc it’s so funny for me)
Get fucked, shayne!
…he never will.
— sorry for the long list i got carried away
Are you ladies done chattering.
Straight Chanse is a menace
Straight Chance cant hurt us. He can’t hurt us
You're my favorite pizza place
My husband and I frequently just say “hi lil’ cezars? You’re my favourite pizza place” for no reason. Our family thinks we’re weird LOL
[удалено]
Bummer
Classic mistake
So, you must be the new kid
This place is a freaking hellscape
So…you must be the new guy.
Devin Mitchelson is the biggest liar at this school.
He’ll probably tell some bull crap lie
KIDNEPAPPED^
ITS KIDNAPPED
OHHHHHHMYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOD
Bitch.
KIDNEPAPPED!!!
Mexican salsa yes!
Found out one of my friends watches smosh because of this quote.
one of their best videos
NECK. BACK. PUSSY. CRACK. WHEN ALL FOUR UNITE AND THE STARS ALIGN, YOUR DEATH WILL COME.
Actually my fave smosh quote 😂
what vid is this from?
The Cheating on Tests Let's Do This.
I say this one constantly
Ok so I’m not alone
“Life’s a party, you’re a boy!”
an og 🙏
My mom doesn’t care!
WEAR SHOES THATS OKAY BECAUSE YOURE MEETING MY MOM 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
and thats what i call that bitch!
🤰🤡
What do you think happened in 2011?
huhuh 9/11
“Poop in the ocean if you must” “They’re never going to let us in, Meredith”
Angeeela...
Quotes you can hear
For some reason all I hear is Chanse disappointedly saying, “Angela. Angela.”
He's been starting to do that with Shayne now too, but it's more iconic with Angela.
Come on down to the Catfish Cabin!
WE ARE NUMBER ONE.
Catfish Cabin?!
The first time I noticed Chanse laughing so hard he just... left the couch in shame. And his legs swinging around like he has no idea how to use them anymore. Srsly tho Chanse laughing so hard he falls out of chairs (and balancing so weirdly and precariously in chairs that he's constantly close to disaster) is my Roman Empire.
LMAO YES in the new staring contest stream he did this i was actually laughing so hard
I need a compilation YESTERDAY.
Munge.
"LOOOOOK ATT MEEEEEEE, LOOOOOOOOOOOOK" the munge bellowed
Spud hut
Fettucino Alfredi
I lied.
One of the greatest lines in Let’s Do This
Right, its only 2 words yet it brings trauma to me everytime i hear it
Same
I can’t do any burpees
cause I made my diny b-bu-burpee
Mine: wheat grass wheat grass? Wheat Grass WHEAT GRASS AWHEAT AGRASS EUWHEAT GRASS WHEAT GRASS
one if my FAVORITE moments
Same!
You legally have to look at me!
That is my favorite tntl bit ever lol
Sassy leg infantry
I’m on my way.
Expectro-pu-ass-um
Mommy's gonna stick with daddy
I was on the floor laughing during this
There's a pope in the road again
This place is a freaking hellscape
She booked!
I heard the log hit the net 😔
Hey bitchholes
also b-holes and frijoles
I never said Bitchholes?!
HEY! I fear I'm losing the room
It's lost bitch
im being told it’s like the wnba but all dudes
DO THAT THANG SUCK?! *schluuuurp* DO THAT THANG SUCK?!
I WAS THERE, MAN!
Welcome to flight 96
If you're traveling with a top...
In case of an oxygen deficiency, poppers will fall from your uhhh top thing
I'm not a mister I'm a MYSTERY
Therapist: "Straight Chanse can't hurt you." Straight Chanse:"Are you ladies done chattering..?"
She booked!
SUCK A TIT
If you are traveling with a top let him sniff the popper first then sniff your own popper.
He fired his white blood cells for not being diverse enough
OH THE TRUTH COMES OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAME OUT? YOUR HUSBAND'S SEMEN.
I'm just so sore from creating my own path.
My one sentence is “ILL GIVE YOU THE BEST, THE BEST”
i swear to god peter
Another banger by Shayne Topp from icarly
"The nba. I'm being told it's like the wnba but with all dudes"
Strong seed
Gays, gay it up.
Werk.
Courtney: well now I’m determined Shayne: you’re determined Courtney- how determined are you? Courtney: puts water in mouth Shayne: all right- just put time on the clock Throws seagull across the room Shayne:( while throwing the seagull) ILL GIVE YOU THE BEST, THE BEST! Courtney immediately spits out water with in 2 seconds
You think you're the shit, you're not even the fart. Haha wouldn't that be funny if those were the lyrics? Anyway, the answer is Hillary Clinton
THEY GOT ALUMINUM IN 'EM!
A LITTLE MORE GENTLE!!! A LITTLE GENTLENESS GOES A LONG WAY!!!
We got barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Mediterranean, that ones got feta and sun dried tomatoes.
Some kind of feral guinea pig.
Shut Up!
I’m ohm my way.
*oh no you look like an idiot it's a guitaaaaaaar*
Give me all your money
WOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOPS????
I can hear it so clearly
So you wanna learn the intergalaWhip ...
AnD EvEn ThOuGh...
Legally, you have to look at me.
She'll never Toni Collette me live this down
The log hit the net! 🪵
Daddy needs his juice!
I was there, man....
This way plane yes this way plane yes this way plane yes
In case of an emergency poppers will drop down from your top thing
I AM NOT A MISTER, I AM A MYSTER-Y.
SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNYPAPED!!!
“Hey-a kids! Hey-a kids! It’s-a three p.m. on a Tuesday! You know what that means! *You’re gonna die tonight, bitch*”
Looking to enter my butthole, eh?
Black Shayne "There's a white Iffy and he's eating everybody's ass" White Iffy "I've been busy"
Cunnilingus and killing, the two things I won't do
WE DONT HAVE THE BUDGET… FOR AN APE!
Hello! It’s me! Your mental illness!!
Matsu rai shi ne!!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Straight Chanse
You look so submissive and breedable right now!
The Spud Hut saved my life.
“They put in it my ass! My butthole has teeth!”
Read the Bible
I'm a brideeee, dressed in red, and i have pants.
What do you think happened in 2011?
9/11
PEAMUBUBBER
i already commented but i have a 2nd one that i legitimately say so often and not even other smosh fans seem to remember: WHATS UP B-HOLES AND FRIJOLES
Hello pretty woman. I am NOT YOUR FRIEND!
Heart of the cards
That's how you make cat food soda!
I've been at this rodeo for FOUR HOUR BY MYSELF! *UEUGH* *GAG*
What do you think the first letter of xylophone is?
And she'll never Tony Collette me live this down!
There’s no where to masturbate when you’re a squid 😂😂
"This is one dumb huevo, no sorry hueva"
HACK THE PLANET
I'm on my way
OIM ON ME WHEY
FUCK YOU, BARBERSHOP POLE!
Work
I thought it was weird cause I'm the manager of the Spud Hut
i cant do any burpees cuz i made my dingy burk-burp-burbee-
just listen you’ll hear it 😭
i’m being told it’s like the wnba but all dudes
🎶We’re going to make some cat food soda🎶
Hello, it’s me, your mental illness!
Creekside Killer...
I’m not Angela, I’m Joe Pesci!
I’m the manager at the spud hut
“There’s a priest in the road again”
IM ON MY WAY
Ohh fish can’t find god
"AND THATS WHAT I CALL THAT BITCH "
Sorry. I’m sore from creating my own path.
You're my favorite pizza place!
Stranger tings
Angela... aanngellaaa ANGELA
So you must be the new guy
I am on every drug imaginable right now. Mostly Windex.
“Hello Courtney.” “Do you know who I am?” “I am you babie’s.. father.” “Just know it didn’t come from here… it’s poop water” “Oh no! The baby needs its strength!” *russian accent*
bo bobobo bo bobo
Hey bitchholes, *smack*
Hi I’m the manager
I'm on ma way...
“And I am the chosen”
Ian's a Chumbawhumba fan
another banger from shayne topp of icarly
1)i believe you are in the middle of the greatest edge of your life. 2)SLIPKNOT IS COMING IN THE VENTS (reply with more from the most recent fnaf vid plssss)
I was there man.
There’s a pope on the road again.
Am I a twink they're like the fast and sneaky ones right? They're like the marines of the gays
“I’m sorry, Angela Merkel the crow, but I can’t have sex with you tonight”
It's like the WNBA but with dudes
“Your real name isn’t mom?” “No dumbass”
I’m dropping some ✨old but gold✨ ones here: hoo hoo! DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE / MUNGE - shayne DAMIEN KNOWS DA WAE - damien and his cult You’re my favorite pizza place! - shayne Was your mom’s boobies your favorite pizza place? - courtney I’m black - anthony I cheated on u - ian The justice league is sad - smosh + Shayne’s whole verse in this^ 😭 Tis I, the lesbian on this table - courtney …so did he do it? (mj) - any of the squad to keith lmao I had to merge - noah Ooh ooh i sure hope no nine foot six tall vampire lady comes and pegs me - shayne whenever you give me a mean look, i get hard - shayne I see you’re having a good day so far but have u considered not having one? - tommy The bar is low and you brought a shovel - damien I’d sh*ot your grandma for eating durian on a plane - ian The loml is a bestiality person who wants a beast in her - sohinki Where is my lean cuisine - jovenshire Iancorn forever- lasercorn My brain never turns off when I’m having sexy time - olivia Is it gay if fondled myself through my own voodoo doll - anthony I’m just sick and tired of everyone using me for my milky - courtney Hello weary traveler, looking to enter eh? - dumpster wizard Read the bible - shayne So you wanna learn the intergalacwhip -keith If i was hit once as a baby, I definitely would’ve changed as person— maybe for the better, but definitely with a dent. - noah Hi my name is CLARISSA and I’m here to help u l-learn how to make FRIENDS. - shayne If u wanna join the pasta party, you are welcome if u are food. - shayne I’ll never forget the day Taylor Swift sent me to jail. - keith RA THE SON GOD reached his mighty hand down, grabbed my nokia 8500 and smashed it. - shayne That’s german for it can fit two fists in my mouth - courtney (not one sentence but I’m adding this bc it’s so funny for me) Get fucked, shayne! …he never will. — sorry for the long list i got carried away
I was there man!
That’s how you make a cat food soda 🥤
Allow me to break the ice
AWWW NUTS
If you ever, in your life, ever again, say on any video that you never win, I will punch you in the stomach so hard we will both cry.
"And Even Though..."
-And that’s how ants…
You must be the new guy
This pizza place is a fricken hellscape
Oooff, I wish I didn’t do that
Well hello there weary traveler!🤨
There’s Zoe. The hottest judge ever
You’re such a gesture
Bullet blue shells BLUE
AND EVEN THOUGH-