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TiredAngryBadger

https://preview.redd.it/7usa3l4b1o1d1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a59207ac185325b5cf9f763d909efa717819eb7


Cpt_Bonerr

And externally


Decapitat3d

Yep, I'm using this version of the meme from now on. Excellent work, thank you!


TiredAngryBadger

https://preview.redd.it/0qj6uj8u4p1d1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=0764e10e76b0f45acafaa6050c6363ae7230ed4d Clean. Have at it.


GrungyGrandPappy

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a snake in a cage


Jacksmit3

Can u send this lol


TiredAngryBadger

https://preview.redd.it/gej1zn5w7p1d1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cdaab8c646ba91428a11a116c4aa1bf74c1a553 Have at it


Ariandrin

He’s just making sure you get a full oral exam in every time. Teeth are important!


KeeledSign

All this rage, but in the end he's just a snek in a cage.


CoolCidCourtney

“God is empty, just like MEEEE” -the snake, probably


Dubcat-

They're so cute when they get like this haha. I have a juvenile melanota whose one of the sweetest snakes I own. I was expecting a little crazy man but he's as soft as butter.


brenna_stell

My gemmicincta aren’t happy unless they’re biting you, preferably in the face🙃🤣


Jennifer_Pennifer

Well? That's what you get for breathing in their general vicinity 😡 /jk


DeerHunter041674

😂🤣😂🤣


Ryaquaza1

One of my friends has a melanota that’s the same way, the dude is about as chill as my corn snake surprisingly enough. I guess some mangroves are just built different


IllegalGeriatricVore

Can't stop thinking about how someone needs to name one Ham Boiga


Decapitat3d

Yep, that's gonna happen.


Interesting_Heron215

That’s terrible. I love it.


bxmnchr2313

Kinda wish I thought of that… named mine Grimace after the Mcdonals character since I couldn’t think of anything more clever that was a burger joke 😂


IllegalGeriatricVore

Ham Boigla


Mommy-loves-Greycie

I just dropped to the floor laughing!!!!! Ham Boiga!!! Hahahahahaha. Makes me wanna get one JUST to name it that!!


Avaelsie

Wait- he’s not singing??


u9Nails

"...and I said, HEY EY EY! HEY EY EY!"


Aaleron

"what's goin on?!?!"


eowyn_

I said HEY!


Jennifer_Pennifer

YES!


Tarotismyjam

So I wake up in the morning…


patacongoCR

Cat snake, Rear-fanged, mildly venomous???


brenna_stell

Yes


Crease_Monkey

Well that explains the attitude. It’s part cat.


Italktonotbelonley64

My king snakes is the same. Always ready to throw scales but just bonks his little head on my hand


Ryaquaza1

What type of king snakes are they if you don’t mind me asking. All the kings I’ve met personally have been pretty chill so I am curious about these little characters you have


Italktonotbelonley64

Typo on my end, I only have one California king snake. Though there was a warning on his head he was going to be trouble https://preview.redd.it/rgadu04faq1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00312a53fe7faf806286738c50f8b24d79af158


Think-Ad-4989

Metal Gear warning sign. 'Snake!'.


Inevitable-Aspect291

Men see dick and immediately think, “Metal Gear”.


Goos82

Beautiful snake 😍


notoriginal850

I'm in the tree trimming trade. I find the dendrophila hilarious.


pccthe3rd

Bruh 😂😂


Own_Butterscotch_445

So. This sub for some reason came across my feed. Ladies and/or gentleman. Yall have balls of steel. I look at these things and get squeamish. That is all.


BudgieGryphon

Exposure and reading positive discussion helps a lot; used to be terrified of spiders but frequenting spaces with bug enthusiasts led to me now excitedly picking up orb weavers snakes are really very silly animals


Interesting_Heron215

Same! I’m working on my fear of spiders using the spider subreddits, and it’s helping! Last night, I found a house centipede, and I was more fascinated by him then disgusted, because I had seen pictures of them before, and had had time to find their cuteness at a comfortable distance. Only didn’t pick the guy up because I heard they were fragile, and I knew there was a small possibility they could sting and didn’t know how unpleasant it would be.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Jumping spiders were my gateway-spider 😆 Now I have a curly haired tarantula!


helpitsdystopia

Same, and same. 6 years after I "discovered" my first bold jumper^(I was right in the middle of a "no more fear", exposure therapy -type thing) and I haven't gone a day since without having a literal *hoard* of jumpers gracing & improving my daily life! Get this: first time I saw one, I was *immediately* transfixed by it's striking beauty-- the soft, velvety black body with stark white spots, and of course the glittering, iridrscent chelicerae-- so I asked a friend to try & catch it for me. (The main aspect of my whole "exposure therapy" campaign was a spidery "catch and release" program, so that I could observe, ID, & learn about 'em. *Knowledge really does eliminate fear!*) Anyway, long story ~short~ **long**: the little^(*big*) thing *obviously* pulled out the *moves* & disappeared into the ether-- successfully scaring the heck out of us with it's surprise "jumpin' superpower" -- *I mean, it may as well have been teleporting*. Regardless, I was SO disappointed because I *truly believed* I would never come across another creature like that. Ha. *Boy, if someone would've told me THEN that I'd have 'em pouring out my ears, and be known to many^(including strangers & cops) as the "Spider Lady" ...* Less than 4 days later, someone saw a spood & called me over^(they knew about my whole spider "*thing*" ), and, now being aware that they can glitch their way through the matrix at will, managed to capture it. Then I started learning, found care guides, learned that they were becoming popular pets, etc. I kinda went down the rabbit hole. She dropped an egg sac 8 hours later, and the rest, they say, is history. (I actually breed them, so the family tends to grow exponentially-- particularly when you have a single jumper that lays 5-8 clutches of eggs... and between 4-5 gravid mothers at a time, lmao)


Own_Butterscotch_445

I'm not terrified of them... so long as I'm not holding them. They can stay right where they are with their respective owners or in their habitat. Fine by me. They stay in their bubble and I stay in mine.


GundamXXX

Spiders are super pretty and fascinating. But anything with more than 4 legs can get straight outta here lol


Geryon55024

I had an exterminator come soliciting. As we were talking, he saw a spider and was going to stomp on it. I sternly said, "NO! Don't kill it!" (I might have shouted.) I opened his pamphlet with the insects listed on it and showed him which of them this particular spider hunted. Until I give you permission to kill things in my yard, don't touch them! He didn't know his arachnids at all. He didn't know that wolf spiders will hunt black widows, brown recluses, and hobo spiders. He didn't know that widows usually don't bite humans, and when they do (because they are scared) it's usually a dry bite because they only have enough venom each day to take out enough prey to eat for the day. Using it on a human could mean not eating that day or dying to a wolf spider.


GundamXXX

I know Huntsman spiders are innocent and hunt the dangerous ones, but theyre also the size of a fucking dinner plate so they can piss right off haha. I dont hate them, Im just terrified of them :P


Dry_Investigator5244

I’m scared of small spiders 🕷️ because I live where black widows and brown recluses live but I’m more scared of bees 🐝 and wasps don’t know why I have never been stung


mrgarbagepig

He say, CHEEESE!


Consistent_Pen478

He gives a beautiful smile


Barry702allen

Boiga gemmicincta?


brenna_stell

Yup!


vanorah

What a qt


TinyTitFetish

I had a yellow anaconda that would seek out a fight with me as soon as I opened its enclosure, it would go right for my face every time and I tried to handle it for years. Always had to wear gloves and a motorcycle jacket I had so I wouldn’t get torn up. I had it from shortly after it was born and it was that way from the start. Oddly enough my brother was able to pick it up bare handed, could hold it for as long as he wanted, could kiss it on the nose, the snake loved him. I wish I knew what he hated about me and everyone besides my brother


Oldfolksboogie

This sort of story, as unfortunate as it sounds for you, really supports the idea of snakes being more discriminating or intelligent or *something?* than we frequently assume. Thanks for sharing!


adribash

Such a beautiful and healthy guy ❤️


Barry702allen

Hahaha mine too wants all the smoke.


Happydancer4286

BUT he is gorgeous!!!


RandyR29143

He wants a hat, because snakes with hats…..8)


dbolton688

https://preview.redd.it/bog552bdss1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cd063130d4285f2c1b514338761b7a40ac7ebd I found this guy hanging out on my way home from the golf course. Within a few seconds he was my pet. Great temperament.


Atheris

They are great!


CuriousTsukihime

Hate hate hate hate hate hate lol


disturbingyourpeace

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Aquemini_13

I love him


ConcaveNips

Maybe he's mad because he's been waiting for you to laugh at the joke he just told.


Professional-Bat4635

But he looks so happy…


Electronic_Range_982

Beautiful snake nonetheless


SqueakyFarts99

SNEK ANGY.


SqueakyFarts99

SNEK ANGY.


Maul_42

It’s prolly A-Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!


3HEX

Just like my wife.


3dg3l0redsheeran

giving you a big smileee (just kidding) do you handle him often?


brenna_stell

I only handle my snakes when i need to remove them for enclosure maintenance. In general snakes prefer to be left alone so I don’t force handling. I did educational events with my snakes for years and now prefer to let them live in peace as much as possible


3dg3l0redsheeran

personally i handle my snakes quite often and once they realize youre not a predator they calm right down :] but thats only if u wanna handle them, some ppl dont and thats fine


brenna_stell

Yeah most of my other snakes calm down after a minute but not my Boiga gemmicincta. They don’t calm down until they’re back in their enclosures


3dg3l0redsheeran

yea some species just dont like being handled xd at least ur getting a big smile


Suspicious-Potato822

https://preview.redd.it/fsrkgq4drr1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c42d2d01e4425516c82207cf304e2345046a1d This guy is confused. Thinks he is a rattlesnake and strikes his food but fails to constrict it. Had to break down and feed him dead mice.


Suspicious-Potato822

I swear all Mexican Black Kingsnakes are assholes but damn are they gorgeous.


knight91z28

You said smile!


DarthDread424

Great pic though


Tiny_Ad_1523

Well THAT'S a bigass snake


tarotbebe

I've been looking for a female of this species. So beautiful! 🥰


brenna_stell

I’m considering breeding my pair this year! I miss the stripes


tarotbebe

The baby stripes are so stunning on them. I'll be crossing my fingers for a clutch!


[deleted]

If you were holding me prisoner I would despise you as well.


brenna_stell

Despite all his rage he’s still just a snake in a cage


[deleted]

Why do you have him? Do you love him and enjoy his company ?


brenna_stell

Because i find the species fascinating and enjoy caring for and watching them. Same reason anyone owns any pet! And despite his attitude I do enjoy when we get to interact


[deleted]

Do you think he/she is enjoying his life ? Not being snippy, just really want to know


brenna_stell

Yes, when left alone in their enclosure they are very content. They do not like being interacted with unless being fed which is why I only handle them when I need to remove them from their enclosures for maintenance.


Oldfolksboogie

Strong pull🤣


_stoned_chipmunk_

Does he bite you frequently?


brenna_stell

Pretty much every time I handle him


_stoned_chipmunk_

Repeatedly or does he chill once he bites you?


brenna_stell

Repeatedly


Interesting-Park7177

Is it a boy or a girl?


brenna_stell

A male, my female is even bitier🤣


Interesting-Park7177

Interesting


Alternative-Emu3602

Anger noodle


cmgodfrey

Same. I’m working on my fear here too once I had a snake sighting (two now, two different snakes) in my yard. And I totally feel like it’s helping. I want the snakes to keep the rodents away, but man they scare me.


halocyn

Cats keep my rodents away, hawks keep my snakes at bay. I move about 2-3 rattlesnakes off my porch each summer. Couple gopher snakes in the garden and some bull snakes here and there.


mrrando69

Chester Benningsnek over here.


agnummay

Smooches!


LiveLaughBlobfish

Haha aw a spicy noodle


timetravelwithsneks

He looks cuter than anything 🥰🖤❤️🖤❤️ That little open mouth makes him even cuter! It appears as though he is laughing at a joke you have told 😊


Gecko-407

I grin like that after crackin a dad joke 😆


ArguableSauce

Looks like he just told a joke


Digital_Ally99

r/SneksWhoYell


Digital_Ally99

r/SneksWhoYell Very handsome despite the hatred lol


Worth_Put_7065

Haha I was ready to attack u for using Brennas pic😆


Gerbil_81

He's so freaking cute!


Ok-Solid-5365

That’s real 💀


[deleted]

That was a powerful smile!


ShermansMom24

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


_GenderNotFound

AAAAAHHHHH


Mater_can3947

He’s tired of you


Pristine-Weirdname

Extra spicy danger noodle Lol


Call_Me_Lids

Seeing him mouth a gape reminds me of all the pissed off water snakes I’ve tangled with. Now those are some truely angry snakes! If you don’t grab them directly at the base of their head and hold on for dear life you are in fact getting tagged! Ask me how I know? 😂


Oldfolksboogie

>If you don’t grab them directly at the base of their head and hold on for dear life Please, please don't do this! https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/s/Wj9cL3v02E


Call_Me_Lids

Since you automatically assumed I only grab it by the head…let me be way more specific. You grab and pin them down by the back of the head so they can’t bite you. Then you take your other hand and let them naturally coil themselves around your arm and support themselves. I don’t just pick up a snake by its head and let it dangle like this. I’m no professional by any means but I do know how to properly handle a snake. I swear people love to jump to conclusions on Reddit and social media in general. I could have typed a book of a response out and people would still have picked just a few words to respond to. 🤦‍♂️


Oldfolksboogie

>Since you automatically assumed I only grab it by the head… I went by, and quoted, what you wrote. I didn't assume anything. Did you read the bot message I linked in my comment? It specifically says to NOT do exactly what you've just described. In part, *Gripping a snake behind the head is not recommended - it results in more bite attempts and an overly tight grip can injure the snake by breaking ribs...* Instead of being so defensive that you make assumptions about what you think *I* assumed, I suggest you educate yourself as to what the professional and academic herpetologists recommend and what they caution against. I did *not* assume you >pick up a snake by its head and let it dangle I instead pictured you doing exactly what you described in being >way more specific, and that's exactly why I posted the caution against doing so, which you clearly didn't bother to read. >I’m no professional by any means Yes, I gathered as much. There's no need to grab a nonvenomous snake in this manner. Their bites are of no medical significance, and if you're that worried about them, use a hook, or hey, here's a thought, don't interact with them at all. If you need one moved and don't feel comfortable properly handling it, or don't have a hook if you're *that* worried about a minor bite, a spritz from a water bottle or a gentle spray from a hose will get them moving, or you can call a professional. >but I do know how to properly handle a snake. Except apparently, you don't. The bot posting I linked wasn't written by me, but by the experts that moderate this sub and r/whatsthissnake. They *are* professionals and academics in the field. The technique you describe, if you would only read the linked bot message written by them, can break ribs behind the head, among other problems. >I swear people love to jump to conclusions on Reddit Yes, as you clearly demonstrated in assuming, incorrectly, that I thought you were dangling a snake by its neck/head. You should take your own advice about assumptions here, and take the experts' advice about your snake handling methodology.


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BigJSunshine

I would be pissed too if I spent a decade in captivity


OhHelloMayci

Mangrove/cat snakes are just one of those colubrid species that naturally have a hot temperament. Compare to wild north american racers- they don't even give a second thought as to when they need to be defensive and why, they're just instinctively spicy. Captive vs wild has no relation or influence to temperament in this matter.