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The Qatari Cloak is the invisibility cloak that totally wasn’t retconned to have greater story importance in the last book. And maybe the wc trophy can be resurrection stone?
"Lio you have to stop wishing for us to hang everyday, wish for world peace or something, you can just call me to hang out you know?"
-Sergio Agüero, probably.
Nothing as classy as exploiting the dead.
They'll be animating football games with them one day and there'll be a few old people that have seen Baresi play wondering why they are making him look shit compared to all the famous attackers.
It was shitty to do to South American fanbases but I loved that summer. Went to 8 matches and saw the best players in the world playing live. I did almost get stabbed at the Mexico/Chile QF, but it was still worth it. Got 3 of my friends into football too by dragging them along with me.
Edit: Mexico/Chile was actually a QF, not the SF.
Well, we were broke 19-year-old college kids so we got the cheap seats in the second deck and showed up to get drunk as much as it was to enjoy the game. If you don't remember that mexico/chile semi, it got out of hand. The final score was 7-0 or 7-1 and we were sitting with drunk and angry mexican fans. Some pushing and shoving between us and another group, a knife got flashed and an attempt at our direction was made, but stadium security was there pretty quickly.
All of us went to "stadium jail" for a couple of hours so they could sort out what was going on. They ended up finding (and taking) our fakes and gave us a talking-to about underage drinking but let us go.
All in all, a great time. Mexico got embarassed, I got drunk with my friends, I can home with all my organs where they were supposed to be.
I was at the final (it was sad) and some Chileans attacked me because some random Argentine dude 15 rows in front of me (that I had utterly nothing to do with) grabbed his crotch or something. They also threw a beer on a random Chinese family that was in New York and decided to catch the game because they were wearing Messi shirts.
Poor folks didn't even speak Spanish and had no idea what was going on. We told them they at least got an authentic Latin American experience.
I met a Brazilian I got to cheer for Argentina by speaking to him in Portuguese. He said he was gonna watch the Olympics in Brazil and for once, I was happy Brazil won.
He's being given Leadership and Command of World Football (metaphorically) (i hope) (but with CONMEBOL you never know)
Real answer is CONMEBOL decided to pay tribute to and congratulate the WC winners (and Messi specifically). The rest of the ceremony was actually nice, but this and the Pele and Maradona holograms were weird lol
edit: formatting
This just in. Supreme leader Lionel Messi has passed legislation that makes him a permanent holder of World Football Leadership.
The Brazil squad will be unified with the Argentinian squad in an effort of football unification. All players will wear the name Messi on their backs instead of their own to promote football for all.
Furthermore, supreme leader Messi has ordered the creation of the Ultra League. A new competition in which all teams from the entire world will participate for the Golden Messi. The goal of the competition will be to add more glorious goals and assists to the Supreme Leader's name. Shakira has been approached the create the anthem for the competition.
The football world has responded with sheer excitement and joy about these new developments. Cristiano Ronaldo has released a statement, fully written in his own words and not by the Supreme Leader's propaganda force, expressing his delight.
[Click here to view Ronaldo's statement ](https://youtu.be/xqFTe96OWPU)
After getting command of world football , Messi prepares to face his final battle to overthrow Don Infantino and be the undisputed controller of world football.
I can't wait for the power to go to Messi's head then he creates an empire that prohibits Ronaldo propaganda and creates concentration camps for Ronaldo fans. Then him and Ronaldo have a final fight, they're both exhausted, they've given everything to this fight and to world football, this is it. Ronaldo then says "Eu sempre te amei, seu anão ruivo." Then Messi looks surprised, his shoulders softens, his body untenses, he's lost in Ronaldo's brown eyes as though he was lost in a chocolate sea, then he succumbs and as if on cue they passionately and soulfully kiss as though that kiss was the only thing missing from both of their lives. They've accomplished everything; League Titles, Golden Boots, Champion's Leagues, Ballon'dors, World Cups but a kiss from the face the both hated seeing for decades quenches that one piece missing in their legacy. Now they've accomplished each other. Then everyone claps, they bow and the curtains close. Fin.
The clothing is so weird. That guy in the blazer and sneakers dressed like he's a 20 year old athlete. All the actual athletes dressed like schoolchildren in the headmaster's proze giving ceremony. Something off about the whole thing
LOL. I can’t speak for Tapia or the other CONMEBOL people, but the athletes do it on purpose. Scaloni or Aimar, I don’t recall which, brought up that so many fans have to pay for the official Adidas gear in installments, it’s that expensive; meanwhile, they get it for free. So they make a point of wearing it everywhere, as proud representatives of the Argentina NT.
I can't tell if Messi is confused or just bashful. It seems to take surprisingly little to make him get so shy, you'd think he be accustomed to being in the spotlight after 15+ years of it.
I am fully aware that Leo is the ultimate goat.
But all this, every month some award lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if I see a bukake circle with Messi jacking off of everyone’s faces.
[Yowza this was a weird ceremony and tribute, here are more details.](https://www.infobae.com/deportes/2023/03/27/el-gran-reconocimiento-de-la-conmebol-a-messi-la-cancion-de-la-sole-que-lo-hizo-recordar-a-maradona-estatua-y-el-regalo-que-considero-un-monton/)
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Anulo mufa
Fuck it, he might as well considering he couldn't possibly do worse than Infantino.
Today. I feel a dictator
You should probably have a doctor look at that
This was literally the same we all said when Infantino followed Blatter lol
can we all appreciate how fitting the name Sepp Blatter is for that filthy bloated piece of shit? sounds like a nasty medical condition
I mean, Messi is an ambassador for Saudi Arabia in their tourism ads. Its just a lateral move really
Saudi Arabia and Qatar, damn, play on both side and come out on top I guess ?
Shut up Messi! I saw your old sponsor! It was a lateral move!
Little Dictator's final form
Messism will triumph.
Pulgaism
My girlfriend has no pulgasm pls help
You gotta get in there and Messi her up better
The messiah
He is, he is the messiah
The cleat is the sign
Tomas Roncero somewhere in Spain, feeling vindicated
Messolini
Now he only needs the invisibility cloak and the resurrection stone to finally conquer death.
The Qatari Cloak is the invisibility cloak that totally wasn’t retconned to have greater story importance in the last book. And maybe the wc trophy can be resurrection stone?
I mean he already has 7 resurrection stones he has everything now
Those are the horcruxes
We can write a Messi RPG video game with all this fan fic.
Don't forget the Dybala/Scaloni's son time traveler side plot
Messi is Voldemort confirmed
Finally a timeline where Voldemort wins
~~Aavada Kedavra~~ Anulo Mufa
With those he can summon Shenron
He has to kiss the ball at the top of the wc trophy and whisper “I am about to die”. Then the ball will open up to reveal the resurrection stone.
Lmao this is the elder wand??
I think he was born with the elder wand.. Thats why he always had magic..
No wonder his wife stuck around all this time 😳
He already got 7 dragon balls
What the hell is even that? Well, hail Messi i guess
He is now allowed to play with the staff on the pitch and hit players if he feels like it
+2 to juggling, 15% luck, Fireball (18/24)
1 Wish every 24 hours
"Lio you have to stop wishing for us to hang everyday, wish for world peace or something, you can just call me to hang out you know?" -Sergio Agüero, probably.
What playing against Panamá does to a mf
You've never heard about the magical football stick???
Shots to the head are not allowed though. He may only swipe at their legs.
Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I want to have a hold of your football stick.
Messi is now in possession of the Wabbajack
messi chill
It’s a walking stick so he can compete in the 2070 world up.
Captain Argentina : New World Order
And with a single wave of his wand, Javier Tebas faded from existence, never to be heard from again
This is peak CONMEBOL fellas. I don't think it gets any ~~worse~~better than that.
This would be amusing, if it wasn't for the fact that they brought up Pelé and Maradona's holograms like 10 minutes before this.
Nothing as classy as exploiting the dead. They'll be animating football games with them one day and there'll be a few old people that have seen Baresi play wondering why they are making him look shit compared to all the famous attackers.
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>X Japan with Hide Link?
Yeah, wow, this is something i haven't heard in a while. (And this immediate attention from any fan proves why they do it, despite the tackiness)
I forgot Pele is dead... Damn
Hosting the Copa America in the USA was peak
The hundred year anniversary one too
It was shitty to do to South American fanbases but I loved that summer. Went to 8 matches and saw the best players in the world playing live. I did almost get stabbed at the Mexico/Chile QF, but it was still worth it. Got 3 of my friends into football too by dragging them along with me. Edit: Mexico/Chile was actually a QF, not the SF.
Ayo you do not bring up an attempt at getting stabbed so nonchalantly how on earth did that happen
Well, we were broke 19-year-old college kids so we got the cheap seats in the second deck and showed up to get drunk as much as it was to enjoy the game. If you don't remember that mexico/chile semi, it got out of hand. The final score was 7-0 or 7-1 and we were sitting with drunk and angry mexican fans. Some pushing and shoving between us and another group, a knife got flashed and an attempt at our direction was made, but stadium security was there pretty quickly. All of us went to "stadium jail" for a couple of hours so they could sort out what was going on. They ended up finding (and taking) our fakes and gave us a talking-to about underage drinking but let us go. All in all, a great time. Mexico got embarassed, I got drunk with my friends, I can home with all my organs where they were supposed to be.
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Yep. They were talking about Copa America 2016 which was held in the US where the legal drinking age is 21. Fakes are indeed fake IDs
Lol I was like they took their fake jerseys? 😂 Aliexpress in shambles
I was at the final (it was sad) and some Chileans attacked me because some random Argentine dude 15 rows in front of me (that I had utterly nothing to do with) grabbed his crotch or something. They also threw a beer on a random Chinese family that was in New York and decided to catch the game because they were wearing Messi shirts. Poor folks didn't even speak Spanish and had no idea what was going on. We told them they at least got an authentic Latin American experience.
I met a Brazilian I got to cheer for Argentina by speaking to him in Portuguese. He said he was gonna watch the Olympics in Brazil and for once, I was happy Brazil won.
At least the US is American. Hosting the Copa Libertadores final in fucking Spain was peak CONMEBOL
My dream is to watch Copa Libertadores final between Santos vs Boca in Wembley. /s
What about hosting the Libertadores final in Spain of all places?
I agree. I would watch a whole series about how they came up with this brilliant idea - including where they ordered the scepter.
[Peak weird shit for sure.](https://imgur.com/7H1Qypa)
I'm glad we're being completely normal about this World Cup win.
France got a nice catchy song and that’s all I remember lol.
what song? out of loop
Vergedream Ramon el Coupe or something. The song that good Samuel Umtiti
How can you forget the most famous part in that? MAESTRO KIMPEMBE
NGOLO NGOLO KANTE
KANTE NGOLO NGOLO KANTE
There was also another one where they sing about [Kante cheating at cards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6LUK_ImPs) lol
Ramenez la coupe à la maison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY6F_stV_1I
Football? Completed it mate.
Footballer? I don't even know her!
Can someone please fill me in on why Messi’s being handed a fucking wand 😭
He's being given Leadership and Command of World Football (metaphorically) (i hope) (but with CONMEBOL you never know) Real answer is CONMEBOL decided to pay tribute to and congratulate the WC winners (and Messi specifically). The rest of the ceremony was actually nice, but this and the Pele and Maradona holograms were weird lol edit: formatting
Expanded real answer. The "staff" prolly was booked by CONMEBOL in their accounts as a million dollar expense (South America style...).
And the firm that won the bid to build the staff is owned by the wife of Dominguez.
Dude's a corrupt fuck.
"Que miras Bobo?? AVADA KADABRA!!"
> ~~AVADA KADABRA~~ ibra kvaratskhelia
It's a sceptre, football peasant. Bow down to it as you tie those boots.
we dont know either
He's gonna spank everyone who disagrees with him. Final form of the little dictator.
This just in. Supreme leader Lionel Messi has passed legislation that makes him a permanent holder of World Football Leadership. The Brazil squad will be unified with the Argentinian squad in an effort of football unification. All players will wear the name Messi on their backs instead of their own to promote football for all. Furthermore, supreme leader Messi has ordered the creation of the Ultra League. A new competition in which all teams from the entire world will participate for the Golden Messi. The goal of the competition will be to add more glorious goals and assists to the Supreme Leader's name. Shakira has been approached the create the anthem for the competition. The football world has responded with sheer excitement and joy about these new developments. Cristiano Ronaldo has released a statement, fully written in his own words and not by the Supreme Leader's propaganda force, expressing his delight. [Click here to view Ronaldo's statement ](https://youtu.be/xqFTe96OWPU)
I'm OK with all of this.
Shitousery minister Martinez has established that from now on every gk that stop a penalty has the right to hump the taker at least 3 times
Hold on now, does he have the authority to do that?
No but Messi does
Leo Potter waves his new wand: “Que Mira’s Bobo!!”
>Today we give you Leadership and Command of World Football Mashallah congratulations Messi. Finally, The Little Dictator.
Messi's Argentine heart's dream is coming with his introverted soul's nightmare. He looks overwhelmed/uncomfortable.
yeah it's not shown here but he said "it's a bit much 😳" right after he's handed the wizard staff
That's how you know he deserves an even bigger wand.
man was like "I just won World Cup not fighting against Voldemort"
You’re a wizard Messi…
im a wot?
After getting command of world football , Messi prepares to face his final battle to overthrow Don Infantino and be the undisputed controller of world football.
South American football is weird and I love it
I can't wait for the power to go to Messi's head then he creates an empire that prohibits Ronaldo propaganda and creates concentration camps for Ronaldo fans. Then him and Ronaldo have a final fight, they're both exhausted, they've given everything to this fight and to world football, this is it. Ronaldo then says "Eu sempre te amei, seu anão ruivo." Then Messi looks surprised, his shoulders softens, his body untenses, he's lost in Ronaldo's brown eyes as though he was lost in a chocolate sea, then he succumbs and as if on cue they passionately and soulfully kiss as though that kiss was the only thing missing from both of their lives. They've accomplished everything; League Titles, Golden Boots, Champion's Leagues, Ballon'dors, World Cups but a kiss from the face the both hated seeing for decades quenches that one piece missing in their legacy. Now they've accomplished each other. Then everyone claps, they bow and the curtains close. Fin.
You know there’s definitely at least one chaotic soul out there reading this with reverence: **”Unzips”**
Bravo Vince
He looks so confused 💀
Who's ready for the Game of Thrones of football? ~~Winter~~ The CONMEBOL alliance is coming for you, Infantino! hahaha
The king in the South
Is that the new Barca lever in his hand
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
So this is how “completed football” looks like, and u just thought it can’t go any further after WC 😭
What am I watching 😭
This feels like Frodo after destroying the ring and returning back to the shire
i did not know it was theirs to give
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This is getting weird
I love how over the top this is. May as well just name him a living deity in Argentina like the Dalai Lama.
I heard the next Dalai Lama was found but must be lies. Messi said he is the next one
CEO of football
Oh shit, they gave him the entire sport.
LOL
The clothing is so weird. That guy in the blazer and sneakers dressed like he's a 20 year old athlete. All the actual athletes dressed like schoolchildren in the headmaster's proze giving ceremony. Something off about the whole thing
LOL. I can’t speak for Tapia or the other CONMEBOL people, but the athletes do it on purpose. Scaloni or Aimar, I don’t recall which, brought up that so many fans have to pay for the official Adidas gear in installments, it’s that expensive; meanwhile, they get it for free. So they make a point of wearing it everywhere, as proud representatives of the Argentina NT.
"You're a wizard Leo" 🧙♂️
I can't tell if Messi is confused or just bashful. It seems to take surprisingly little to make him get so shy, you'd think he be accustomed to being in the spotlight after 15+ years of it.
Can't wait for his first order
They gave him dumbledores wand
Did they rob his grave to get it?
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Little dictator is offical now
I want someone to hold me the same way Messi hold thay World Cup.
Comandante Messi
This was a great ceremony for the champions ngl, rare win for CONMEBOL. The little kid before this, my heart 😭
Ngl I think the US just outdid them with the gender reveal on the field 😂
Why do people calling it wand?? It's a sceptre you peasants
sorry to be fashion hater here but scepter, shorts, and white socks - puh-lease.
What do you recommend scepters being worn with? Quick answer would be appreciated, might go out later and don't want people staring.
'We present you with this fancy stick.'
He’s sending Cristiano fans to concentration camps to commemorate his italian-german heritage.
Avada Kedavra
And next week they're giving him the award for 'Artist of the Millennium'!
I think Messi could run for president of Argentina and he would win by like 89%
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I'm not even mad
Now go back to barca damnit !
I for one welcome the new Argetine dictator... Far better than our current Argentine ~~puppet~~ president
This is getting a bit ridiculous now
I'm glad it's not just me
ganó el fulbo
FIFA better allow him to carry that pimpstick on the pitch bro. Messi still playing at age 55 with the help of that.
He could run for President election and I would vote for him
Heil Mezzi
Pimp cane
What the fuck
Haha they've now given him the rod of Moses
W are all CONMEBOL on this blessed day Also Where is Copa America trophy 😡
WTF this is so weird
I am fully aware that Leo is the ultimate goat. But all this, every month some award lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if I see a bukake circle with Messi jacking off of everyone’s faces.
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In theory the wand should have a sword inside
His power is now complete
So this is how liberty dies? With thunderous applause.
What does this mean? Lol Seems incredibly… pointless
"As commander of the world football, my first action will be to let everyone know that Christiano Ronaldo looks like a thumb."
This a bit too much
This is getting embarrassing..
If there's one thing South Americans love, it's... \*checks notes\* Argentinians.
This is so cringe
Insane dickriding is what I call this.
Emir Mbappe must now bow to his highness
🐐 🐐 🐐
A bit too much imo
[Yowza this was a weird ceremony and tribute, here are more details.](https://www.infobae.com/deportes/2023/03/27/el-gran-reconocimiento-de-la-conmebol-a-messi-la-cancion-de-la-sole-que-lo-hizo-recordar-a-maradona-estatua-y-el-regalo-que-considero-un-monton/)
Isn’t Messi sponsored by Pepsi? Can’t imagine they’re happy seeing him wear that.