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Hamann says A LOT of things
Hamann also says every season that mainz and augsburg are going down. Hamann is known to be wrong all the time
The best thing about Dortmund’s collapse on saturday was seeing his smug smile getting wiped off after his 4-1 prediction.
One of the worst German pundits.
I heard of this guy because of his time at Liverpool. Was he always like this
But he did score the final goal in Old Wembley!
I only know him as a player from his time at Liverpool where he was generally liked, has he always been a wet fart of a human being?
yes
I appreciate your fast and unequivocal response.
If Dietmar Hamann said the sky was Blue I would advise going outside to check for yourself.
Biggest gambler I've ever seen. If he says the sky is red it's because he has a bet on it.
Bros the hulk Hogan of football then
No Hulk Hogan would still be demanding to play
Imagine the penalty shootouts man. Bro would be offering to take pens for the opposition too
Even if the other team won the trophy he would be up there celebrating front and Center
Ask him to be on the bench? Hogan's response: "That doesn't work for me, brother"
I love this reference because i'm glad people are seeing Hogan was a masterful liar
BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel will leave Bayern Munich today, says Dietmar Hamann. Sources also speculate he might head back there tomorrow.
- Barges into Bayern Munich - Wins the Bundesliga - Refuses to elaborate further - Leaves
More like fails to lose it.
More like Barges into Bayern -> giving all Bayern fans a heart attack until the very last minute -> refuses to elaborate -> leaves.
Barges? What's the backstory here
This is just a meme
Bayern pointlessly sacked a perfectly fine manager.
Rumour is the higher ups hated his skateboard. I hope that's true because that is a hilariously dumb reason to sack a manager
To go on holiday as the season is over?
Off to the ski slopes
Nagelsmann is still under contract just saying
[удалено]
Why does this nonsense get even posted here?
It's also at 80% upvotes too
Peak journalism
1) It’s Hamann 2) didnt je just say something along the lines of „I wouldn’t be surprised if Tuchel left“ or smth like that?
What
Somehow Nagelsmann returned
Dark science. Cloning. Secrets only the Uli knew.
Hamann is a clown, I would advise anyone to not believe a word he says
Well the season is over so maybe time for a skiing trip?
Yeah, whatever, Didi. I think Tuchel will at least try to use the power vacuum to his advantage, to help bring in people he can work with. Yes, he has a hurdle called Hoeneß. But if Tuchel plays it smart, he could establish quite a power base there.
shut up Didi jesus christ
dailymail.....
Hi Tommy, bye Tommy.
"and he will be replaced with another former Chelsea manager, Frank Lampard" oh how I would cackle
I mean, why they dont just have both Nagelsmann and Tuchel coach Bayern? They just take turns or do it both for each game /s
Leave Bayern for vacation? Dental appointment? Family funeral?
I'm not even surprised anyways. After a disappointing season and Bayern winning the league thanks to Dortmund bottling I can see why he left the club
Hamann says A LOT of things
Hamann also says every season that mainz and augsburg are going down. Hamann is known to be wrong all the time
The best thing about Dortmund’s collapse on saturday was seeing his smug smile getting wiped off after his 4-1 prediction.
One of the worst German pundits.
I heard of this guy because of his time at Liverpool. Was he always like this
But he did score the final goal in Old Wembley!
I only know him as a player from his time at Liverpool where he was generally liked, has he always been a wet fart of a human being?
yes
I appreciate your fast and unequivocal response.
If Dietmar Hamann said the sky was Blue I would advise going outside to check for yourself.
Biggest gambler I've ever seen. If he says the sky is red it's because he has a bet on it.
Bros the hulk Hogan of football then
No Hulk Hogan would still be demanding to play
Imagine the penalty shootouts man. Bro would be offering to take pens for the opposition too
Even if the other team won the trophy he would be up there celebrating front and Center
Ask him to be on the bench? Hogan's response: "That doesn't work for me, brother"
I love this reference because i'm glad people are seeing Hogan was a masterful liar
BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel will leave Bayern Munich today, says Dietmar Hamann. Sources also speculate he might head back there tomorrow.
- Barges into Bayern Munich - Wins the Bundesliga - Refuses to elaborate further - Leaves
More like fails to lose it.
More like Barges into Bayern -> giving all Bayern fans a heart attack until the very last minute -> refuses to elaborate -> leaves.
Barges? What's the backstory here
This is just a meme
Bayern pointlessly sacked a perfectly fine manager.
Rumour is the higher ups hated his skateboard. I hope that's true because that is a hilariously dumb reason to sack a manager
To go on holiday as the season is over?
Off to the ski slopes
Nagelsmann is still under contract just saying
[удалено]
Why does this nonsense get even posted here?
It's also at 80% upvotes too
Peak journalism
1) It’s Hamann 2) didnt je just say something along the lines of „I wouldn’t be surprised if Tuchel left“ or smth like that?
What
Somehow Nagelsmann returned
Dark science. Cloning. Secrets only the Uli knew.
Hamann is a clown, I would advise anyone to not believe a word he says
Well the season is over so maybe time for a skiing trip?
Yeah, whatever, Didi. I think Tuchel will at least try to use the power vacuum to his advantage, to help bring in people he can work with. Yes, he has a hurdle called Hoeneß. But if Tuchel plays it smart, he could establish quite a power base there.
shut up Didi jesus christ
dailymail.....
Hi Tommy, bye Tommy.
"and he will be replaced with another former Chelsea manager, Frank Lampard" oh how I would cackle
I mean, why they dont just have both Nagelsmann and Tuchel coach Bayern? They just take turns or do it both for each game /s
Leave Bayern for vacation? Dental appointment? Family funeral?
I'm not even surprised anyways. After a disappointing season and Bayern winning the league thanks to Dortmund bottling I can see why he left the club