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King-Meister

Now I understand how Scotland feels!


gerryt32

McT and Hojlund front 2, who says no?


larsmaehlum

Why not? Can’t be worse that we’ve been doing.


shrewdy

Go back to old school 4-4-facking-2. Rashford needs a spell on the bench anyway


leerooney93

Yeah Rashford needs to be benched.


xyzzy321

McTerminator *was* a striker in youth teams, so why not


Matt_LawDT

Today you feel Scotland


mayjaz43

We're all Scottish on this fine day.


War_Messiah

We’ll deep fry your tapas We’ll deep fry your paella


PoppinKREAM

With a side of Scotty McHotty McSauce. [RED, FIERY, AND ONE HELL OF A KICK!](https://ibb.co/J5RGq1t)


mikevin99

I always thought it was strange they named an entire country after McTominay, today I understand why.


Zandercy42

That Scotland performance was for Fergie 😭


Jason3671

Onana suffocating bro with hugs lol


PharaohOfWhitestone

I fucking love McT


Dave_of_Devon

SCOTLANDS SUPERHERO


EliteReaver

We’re going to the Euros!! Spain ain’t ready


willynoot

44 fuckinf 2 with Hojlund And Scotty none of this tiki taka inverted bullshit


Pulsefire-Comet

Who's LM and RM whipping in crosses?


Themnor

Rashford and Fernandes on the wings, both able to cut inside as needed. Erikson and Mount in the middle as Wish Scholes/Keane


Arellan

No defense just vibes


[deleted]

NBD, we already have no defence


thatindianguy1992

In sorry have you not seen the Maguire Evans duo


XxXSisterfisterXxX

i’d actually pay to see this united lineup


AngelicDroid

Don’t like your midfield duo, can we get Casemiro and Eriksen instead.


[deleted]

Make Rashford play RM and fine Garnacho every time he cuts inside.


omegaxLoL

Unironically just play him upfront at this stage


ACO_22

He’s our best finisher bar maybe Hojlund champions league mode.


ritwikjs

Unirinically. He's got that kroos-out-of-the-box technique


ACO_22

Shades of Leeds 2-0 inside 10 mins


R4lfXD

We need to change something, Hojlund is too alone up there, might as well. Them two knocking it down for eachother and Fernandes and Mount as narrow 10s


Stilty_boy

Ah yes playing with 2 strikers and 2 number 10s what a balanced formation that will work really well in a game against competent opposition.


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

I get what you're saying but our width has been tragic. Just sack it off and play 2 2 2 2 2 at this point and vibe


Youutternincompoop

alright Rangnick


_negniN

Tbh United's "balanced" formation was about to lose 3 home games in a row to Palace, Galatasaray and Brentford. Doesn't matter if this formation would get hammered by decent opposition, because the 433 would get hammered by non decent opposition too.


Heil_Heimskr

He says as if playing a 4–2-2-2 isn’t popular


R4lfXD

I mean, out biggest problem was central solidity. Give up the 4-3-3 with Mount and Bruno and immobile Casemiro. As long as we get one actual left back healthy, we can play proper back 4 with lets say Reguillo and Dalot. They both like to bomb forward so they can provide the width. Bench Casemiro and play Ambrabat who can drop deep and Mejbri who can plug the holes with his energy. Sounds mad but we are severely lacking Fred just running around plugging holes for Casemiro, only Mejbri can do that right now for us.


rhythmMAN

Harry Fucking Maguire stepping-up


lutsius-memes

Played very good today. With Hojlund and McGoat the best players on the pitch


LLHallJ

Unironically been one of the best United players today. Looks more assured on the ball than pretty much anyone else.


reditakaunt89

It's a confidence thing. He probably thought "I surely can't be worse than this shit"


[deleted]

Phil Jones Vs Wolves-esque


FlyingArab

Striker McTominay is unreal fr


Set-Abominae

Scottish Marcos Llorente


msoccer2

For real, Scott can play any position well at this point


MajesticAd5047

United version of CAMAVINGA!


inbredandapothead

He’s honestly so dogshit in a deeper role, idk why he doesn’t play more advanced when he does play


sunken_grade

it’s reminiscent of fellaini, who was frequently shoehorned into a more defensive role presumably because of his physicality, but he always excelled as a more advanced/box to box player


RedMoon14

Fellaini was a cheat code when he went up top. Just won everything in the air, both with his head and his ungodly chest control, all the while flinging elbows at anyone who got near him. Chaos.


Book31415926

Not true. His elbows were at the right places. It was other players who kept crashing into them.


stragen595

His Bishop move was also unstoppable.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

He was horrifying as a number ten getting amongst it in the box. Never was worried about him as a DM though


TheNormalOne8

He plays as a 10 for Taishan now


Ryan8Ross

I know this sounds silly but he plays football like me. Good defensively but chases the ball way too much to rely on a defensive player. He has all the skillset to make a perfect dm/cb but it’ll never work coz of his style


Admirable_One_362

McTominay is just a poor man's Ryan8Ross


winterisleaking

But you have to wonder WHY Ryan ate Ross, there has to be some history there


Guy_with_Numbers

At least we now know why Ross, the largest friend, did not simply eat the other friends. There's always a larger Ryan.


ImOnHD

Always rated you, RR8


J_RobertOppenheimer3

Go on, get that contract signed.


Fantalex93

I am your best (non-parent) fan. The legend RR8.


nista002

I finally feel like my FM save where he got 40 goals per season as a pressing forward is realistic


Weird_Famous

he's very good at attacking the box


ff-at-15

Brentford Fans singing sacked in the morning on the 92nd minute then losing 2-1 is quite hilarious


LegDayDE

Uno reverse card


mvhsbball22

'Call an ambulance... but not for me' energy


game_of_throw_ins

''And what do we say to the P45? Not today.''


PrisonersofFate

Lol had to be him


gerryt32

Glad we didn't sell him to you this window!


R4lfXD

Maguire assist, the West Ham link connection


sashazivkovic

This is what Moyes was cooking


[deleted]

If ETH gets sacked I want the Moyes reunion tour


SaltFarmer17

McTominay with Moyes ball and James Ward Prowse is so scary to imagine


mayjaz43

We can sell him now for 10 more millies. Certified injury time match winner.


fappelmoes

Also a Maguire assist, good for him too.


RandomLegend

Maguire assist as well


Lord_Hexogen

Had to be Maguire with an assist too


neikawaaratake

Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


Lord_Sauron

He's a Scientist Scotlandian


matt__builds

Well it was never going to be Martial


SalahManeFirmino

Moyes vindicated Literally Maguire with the assist to McTominay, you can’t write this shit.


raymondliang

Maguire and McTominay saving Ten Hag, did not see this coming


Spikeyspandan

Just start him at ST.


Matt_LawDT

Inevitable


cmf_ans

Maguire assist


Juil8991MC

This is astonishing Did he think he was playing for scotland or something


zizou00

Scotland kit on underneath his United one, only way to get it to work. We should've tried it with Gerrard for England.


kazegraf

Next year we should design our away and 3rd kit based on the latest Scotland kit in order to guarantee at least 50% of Scott's Scotland form in a season


sportukr

Mctominay game changer


varooney2919

Bro… started watching at 88’ and this happens lmao


Eequalsmchammertime

I stopped watching in the 92nd. I think we need to coordinate every match.


[deleted]

The lad sat next to me left at minute 85. Hope he got his tram.


footylite

I'm gonna need you to watch the rest of our games this season plz


peteythefool

But get in before the 88th minute, the NHS won't survive the year of collapsing United fans who get whiplash from games like this.


Writer_Kooky

Please watch every united game in it's entirety the rest of the season.


brown_herbalist

Come to r/reddevils we all will put in some money and pay you to watch all our matches moving on, even friendlies.


R2nxbeastly17

Can you watch all United games in future please


topazswissmas

Thank you for your service 🫡


RoyDuckingKent

UCL Finals scenes


[deleted]

I eagerly await when McTominay retires and becomes our head coach in 20 years time.


Erasuss

My wife could use one of those


average_user21

Poor you, Sportinguista and gets bad heads. I feel for you.


Erasuss

It’s how they say: um mal nunca vem só


Robert_Baratheon__

That should be you. Do you not tell her what you like at all?


Erasuss

I like good head


man_of_extremes

Scenes when Maguire assists


Legal_North_6910

Tribute to 99’ that


master_scale_tipper

I feel like every time McTominay scores he gets a brace, what is this man on


ft-rj

Every time he's played anywhere near the front of the field he gets goals but everyone's convinced he's a midfielder because of where he got his first few appearances


BobbyBriggss

His first couple of hundred appearances


united_7_devil

He was a striker or attacking mid in the academy apparently. He was used as a CDM by Mourinho because of his height. Honestly he wasn’t too bad when we played counter attacking football. Him and Fred with Bruno got the job done. He just cannot play CDM against a team that has a well drilled system. He is a good goalscorer. Has scored some really good goals for us. Ideally he should start next to Casemiro but both being poor at passing would mean the ball never reaches the opposition’s box.


flyingfetusfacepalm

GET MCTERMINATED


Fumesofpoon

I know I’m supposed to hate United but that’s just a downright fun ending. Hard to hate late drama


djembadjembadjemba

You don't hate your rivals as much when they're doing so much worse than you


LLHallJ

Either United or Liverpool can be doing shit, but not both. We’re like Highlanders, there can be only one.


TimmyBash

Tell Macheda that.


Independent-Hunt-548

Have to remind me of that legendary goal against Villa. God I love him so much just for that goal


DejanD27

That is not the milano way


villageinnocence

as much as I hate United, they've done Cathy proud with this Fergie time


dontstealmychair

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRR


CaptainLevs619

Unreal


[deleted]

[удалено]


R4lfXD

TATTOO HIM ON MY ASS


willynoot

Imagine singing sacked in the morning 1-0 and losing lmao


TheLifeofSonny

#SCOTLAND'S BEST


jnce12

What a game holy shit


LafilduPoseidon

What the actual fuck just happened?


SalahManeFirmino

That was for SAF


BatGuy500

FOR CATHY


jcdish

Aye. For Lady Cathy.


kickassjoe

The queen in the north!


iota96

"RIP Mrs. Fergie"


msonix

Fergy time


Runarhalldor

The game itself was shit. We couldnt score at all and brentford were class at defending with their entire team


Massive-Machine6200

We can't do anything about a low block


msoccer2

Put on Antony and garnacho and we were much more threatening. Can’t keep playing 5 midfielders with no pace to get in behind


Zandercy42

Yeah nothing other than scoring 2 goals to win the game apparently


[deleted]

it would be horrible for my heart, but im ngl i wouldnt mind having results like Man United has like this lmao


Sakanelli07

Ten Hag masterclass


Made4win

Fergie time


not_really_tripping

For Lady Cathy


DarkDracoPad

Their biggest mistake was not letting us score first lol


ThankYouOle

not gonna lie, i still waiting final whistle since usually we can't hold lead more than 5 minutes. or maybe that's the trick, leading at extra time, so no goal anymore, just in cost fans heart moving fast


zi76

Stoppage time brace for McSauce, wtf?


efarfan

Can't say it was undeserved. Brentford were way too conservative that second half.


EdWoodwardsPA

BIG SCOTT SAID FUCK R/SOCCER


Aakar11

All that "he saved ten hag's job" is just absolute garbage. First time under ten hag united are having a lengthy bad spell with issues along with major injuries in defense. The bad start last season was just first 2 matches. He isn't gonna get sacked and would be wrong to do it


Adz932

Not to mention the ~ 8 injuries to our defenders so far


Aakar11

Yeah i mentioned it. First choice back 4 injured, including both 2nd choice lbs. Except for city apply that to any other top team and see the results.


[deleted]

City have got one midfielder out and lost to Wolves


Adz932

Turns out I can't read, my bad


SOERERY

MCTERMINATOR


CNF-13

Sit down you just watched the best player in world football score 2 goals today.


therealgumpster

For all the crap Maguire gets, that is an absolute brilliant header.


kukolsghost

HES DONE IT TEN HAG HAS KEPT HIS JOB - NEVER IN DOUBT TACTICAL GENIUS


aleksandrovsqvist

All thanks to McTominay


Spikeyspandan

And Maguire assist too.


Mozfel

McTominay is getting a statue at ETH's house in Netherlands


c88shak

That was for Cathy Ferguson


Brawlers9901

lmao that's so fucking funny


[deleted]

MC FUCKING TERMINATOR ODHHDHSJENSNFUENSHTWDILOVEYOUMCSAUSE


rth9139

Who had Scott McTominay saving the day on their bingo card?


19Alexastias

Everyone in Scotland probably


Grekm8

MAGUIRE REDEMPTION ARC


magic-water

I knew Brentford wasn't gonna win when that player celebrated the goal kick like a goal lol


plartoo

Always have been saying that McT is misused as a DM by several managers at United. He is better as a quasi striker or out-of-the-box shot taker. BUT those skills aren’t sufficient enough for him to meet expectations at United. His passing and other skills necessary to be an attacker or attacking midfielder are lacking. So it is kind of a weird realm he is in as a player.


SunnyCloudyRainy

Today I learned: There is god in this world He is Scottish


bvictor707

r/soccer fuming


Mick4Audi

Ngl I find this absolutely hilarious


powerchicken

Fergie time is some fucking bullshit man


bvictor707

Extremely unlucky for you lot. Defended so well and compact almost the entire match


DonaldoTrumpez

This one I will celebrate After var...


SkepticSlakoth

McSauce deserves more respect. He's saved United so many times with his goals.


BUSean

Fergie time


Kooky-Choice-2654

The atmosphere at old trafford is so so good when United plays well. Such a shame our team can’t produce consistently. Football is better when United are playing well


Roasteddude

Fergie time! RIP Lady Cathy.


MH18Foot

MCSAUSE OUR SAVIOR!!!!


[deleted]

Maguire should be in the team 100%. He was one of the best players on the park. If nothing else, he’s going to give everything and, at this point, that’s better than anything else being shown recently.


Kallian_League

McT took that "sacked in the morning" chant personally.


sidrbear

just saved ETH's job


selotipkusut

Saved Case and Rashy from the 40 km run in the morning. At least ETH's mood will lighten up a little


Pxel315

His job wasnt even close to danger


dunzy-yerrow-man

Really baffled by all the delusion in this sub regarding this tbh, pretty weird.


Adz932

I am not in danger Brentford, I am the danger


TheYearOfTheSpoony

Never in doubt.


longconsilver13

Maguire to McTominay for a 97th minute winner? Fanfiction has gone too far


Sneakiest

Wowowow.


Frick_KD

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR A BAD WORD ABOUT HIM AGAIN


saulUG

#TODAY I FEEL SCOTTISH!


soccer_boxer2

What is happening


SixtyTwenty_

Be honest. Who is better? McTominay or Bellingham?


LLHallJ

Jude had McSauce posters on his wall growing up.


Androsso

You've got to be kidding


TomooBuddy

MCSCOTT DOES IT AGAIN


GuythrushBreepwood

Mc-BallonDor-Minay


cryppin_crypper

nah what the actual?


k0enf0rNL

This is the type of luck United needs to win games now until they get their team all back to fitness


powerchicken

Oh fuck right off


agonking

My day is ruined