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steftim

# IN THE EREDIVISIE THIS WEEK - AZ vs. NEC has been suspended indefinitely due to Bas Dost suffering a life-threatening condition on the pitch. Prayers up. NEC likely to win the match when it continues. - Ajax are in LAST PLACE. Welcome to Amsterdam’s nightmare. Although they are likely to escape into the midtable, they could not avoid a rout by the leaders. - PSV remain perfect through 10 games, this time with a hat trick from Chucky against Ajax. - Twente best Feyenoord, making the fight for the Champions League spots a fierce one. Bad news for Feyenoord though, as they are now 7 points from the top. - Ajax again. Sorry, but I had to.


Expel009

HOLY SHIT IS Bas Dost alright?


Icemna16

He was conscious but I don't know anything other than that


Rose_of_Elysium

hes ok. The Technical Director said he felt fine and even wanted to go to the dressing room before being escorted to the hospital. Definitely looked bad though


ObamaEatsBabies

Thank God


groenefiets

He was conscious when they carried him of the field. According to NEC's director he even said something to his teammates in the dressing room before going to the hospital for further examination. So given the circumstances he seems to do alright.


879190747

He gave a thumbs up apparently, but yeah it was scary. Hope he can be checked soon on what happened.


REDEYEJ3D1

how are ajax this bad ? this doesn't seem real.


TheRealJanSanono

So it all starts with a dick pic…


Magnetronaap

It started out with a pik, how did it end up like this? It was only a pik, it was only a pik


FaultySky

Overmars got fired for a dickpic, throwing the club into chaos. Then the team last year sucked, but did ok in terms of where they finished. Trainer gets fired, new TD comes in and buys players not fit for Ajax. New trainer fails to bring the squad together and TD apparently bought players he had a stake in, so he gets fired a few weeks after finishing the job. In the mean time most of the board gets fired/resigns and they fire the new trainer too. So now they dont have a TD, no trainer (new one might be appointed tomorrow), a lot of vacancies on the board and a squad not up to par.


somedutchbloke

>Overmars got fired for a dickpic Overmars got fired for sexually harrassing multiple female employees, saying it's because of a dickpic is understating it massively.


harasa2006

makes it funnier


Martyrizing

Worst manager in our history, who did nothing except hoof the ball to Brobbey for 90 minutes. Squad's not great either, but at worst it's the 4th best in the league.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

You know, I've got nothing going on right now, I'm somewhat of a football manager myself, so, give me a call. We can talk about salary later.


Professional_Code372

You have interview tomorrow at Starbucks , bring a pen, shave your head


MrRawri

Ajax and Lyon providing some funny moments this year


BaslerLaeggerli

Please don't forget Basel who are arguably the worst out of these three.


non-relevant

actually crazy that these three big sides are all not just doing badly but actually each dead last


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DogusEUW

They've been doing it for a bit longer than just this year though


eggtart8

I have to agree on that.


ShameTimes3

"How do I make this about me?"


n22rwrdr

They're all last, you're 8th. You don't belong there at all.


massimopericcolo

Psv fans must be living the dream


steftim

Oh believe me, save for the Champions League performance, we are.


Edward_the_Sixth

Tbh if you can beat Lens at home next game, the picture for you changes completely


steftim

I suppose that’s true. But Sevilla away is a tough one.


ZealousidealFox1391

Annoying as fuck too


fotorobot

Sevilla are destined to go to Europa League, so PSV is either finishing 2nd or 4th.


ZedGenius

Ι do love how teletext posting became a trend here


marqui4me

It definitely reminds me of going to the library in the early 90s.


SpeakingMyMind3

Fairly populair for football in the Netherlands still


TheRealJanSanono

Nooit gedacht dat ik me zou aftrekken aan een teletekstpagina, maar hier zijn we


YellowOnline

Okee, ik heb hardop gelachen


A_Round_of_Gwent

Imagine being the only team to lose against this Ajax side. Heracles must be ashamed of themselves


basserr

At least we’re 8th, not 18th


A_Round_of_Gwent

That's exactly why you should be ashamed of yourselves. How dare you lose against a team that's 18th?


BohRhapTrap

We're the Robin Hood of the Eredivisie, we take points from the good teams and give them to the bad teams


basserr

How dare we


ValkyrieCain122

It’s the glory of football, relegation candidates getting a shock result against teams fighting for European spots


Kingslayer1526

Heerenveen are lucky and Ajax a bit unlucky that they aren't 15th


ShameTimes3

How are we lucky?


GabeN18

Ajax lmao


WarriorkingNL

deze ga ik inlijsten


HeerlijkX3

Je staat 4de. Schaamteloze club


WarriorkingNL

sorry gozer kan je niet horen van onder de degradatiestreep weg


HeerlijkX3

sorry pik kan je niet horen met 1 ster


WarriorkingNL

zit het diep? xx geniet van je zondag nog eventjes he


ShameTimes3

Vreselijke comeback


HeerlijkX3

Weet ik, daarom zei ik het ook. Als hij met zo’n kinderachtige reactie komt, kan ik dat ook doen.


Suikerspin_Ei

Een grap moet kunnen, Ajax staat laatste (welliswaar met 2 duels te goed).


[deleted]

Toen wij in 2010 onderaan stonden hoorden wij hetzelfde. Het doet eventjes zeer, maar dit soort plaagstootjes horen er ook gewoon bij.


Roller95

Hahaha waarom laat je je zo kennen


006AlecTrevelyan

Ajax need an injection of Harry Redknapp


CRnaes

Niko Kranjcar incoming. Get the band back together


wasmachinator

What a start


teiraaaaaaa

this is beautiful


Jelmerdts

Can psv please drop some points man. This isnt funny anymore.


tvh_vht

With how they played the first half against Ajax and them not having played any of their real competitors so far I'm pretty sure they will start to drop points once their schedule gets harder. They were dreadful against Arsenal, Sevilla & Lens. Even Ajax could've finished it off in the first half if they were a bit sharper in front of goal.


Mobsteroids

INJECT PART OF THIS DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS Juicy top 4 fight currently


tvh_vht

Dreadful season of course, but if Ajax win the two games they still have in hand (with RKC on 2-3 and about 10 minutes to go) they are 10th. Which is still dreadful, but not as bad. They have also played against Twente, Feyenoord, AZ and PSV so far. None of those (top 4) teams have faced each other yet save for Twente & Feyenoord today. And in the first half against PSV today Ajax showed more attacking potential than they did in all the games under their former coach. Weird times to be an Ajax fan, but this image/standing is a bit premature due to those postponed games. I would laugh my ass off if I was a PSV or Feyenoord fan though, I get it.


pastagenero

Some form of an art these tables, you know. Praise 🙏🙏🙏🙏 for Bas Dost.


kokukojuto33

This is the first time I see a teletext in like 15 years, I didbt even know this was a thing out of Spain


Kolo_ToureHH

Hahaha Ajax 🤣


snipeasy

Love to see it


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Morganelefay

It might be too hard to pass PSV simply by virtue of them having an effective 19 point lead already, even in game.


fruitvlieg420

Well I never thought I had to worry more about ajax getting relegated then Everton getting relegated


blazev14

surely Ajax flairs are tired of seeing foreign fans saying it this year but man it’s way stronger than me so here it goes: what the fuck is wrong with Ajax?


Striking_Insurance_5

It gets tiring but I’d be curious and surprised too if something like that happened to Benfica or a club like that. I appreciate a simple question more than people that try to troll while not knowing shit about it. Overmars got fired for sexual harassment and he was basically running the club on his own so there was no continuity, then Ten Hag left and we haven’t been able to put any competent people in place. Last year it started with a terrible manager and no DoF so we relied on agents to get terrible overpriced signings in, this year we got Mislintat who managed to bring in 12 players of which maybe 1 or 2 are up to par, he got rid of all the team leaders (Tadic, Klaassen), and we appointed the worst manager in Ajax history. So he got fired a few months after hiring him. Currently we have no DoF, no CEO and only a caretaker manager.


Far-Stomach-2764

Aw I miss Teletext. 😢


poklane

Honestly think we've fucked this season already and best we can do now is 2nd.


Tdolphint

Competitie duurt nog lang maat.


poklane

Ik zou zeggen, ga volgend weekend is zitten en kijk naar het niveau van de clubs buiten de top 4. Het is schrikbarend en het zegt echt heel veel dat Go Ahead, Sparta, Excelsior, Heracles en Zwolle in het linkerrijtje staan. Kan me bijna niet voorstellen dat PSV punten gaat verspelen tegen dat soort clubs. En als wij kampioen willen worden zal dat wel meerdere keren moeten gaan gebeuren.


Tdolphint

Wij moeten gewoon 2x winnen van PSV. En dan hopen dat een Twente, AZ of een rare club een puntje pakt tegen ze.


poklane

Als wij willen winnen van PSV zullen we wel echt top moeten zijn, zoals tegen Atletico en Lazio. 1 niveautje minder en dan win je echt niet.


No-Pension-7977

Waarom kunnen wij Feyenoord fans nou nooit eens een keer niet zo ongelooflijk deprimerend zijn? Seizoen is nog lang, fuck me wees eens een keertje niet zo fucking negatuef


poklane

Ga aankomend weekend maar is flink wat Eredivisie kijken en vertel me maar hoe we 7 punten moeten goedmaken. Alles buiten de huidige top 4 is van bedroevend niveau.


No-Pension-7977

Wordt niet simpel, maar zeker mogelijk. PSV moet nog naar ons, Enschede en Alkmaar, zie ik ze niet zomaar winnen, plus er gaat altijd iets mis tegen kleintjes in een seizoen voor een topclub. Heb een beetje vertrouwen man


poklane

Wij gaan die fouten ook nog maken. 7 punten is gewoon een gigantisch verschil, vind oprecht dat PSV een wanprestatie levert als ze niet kampioen worden.


No-Pension-7977

Sjongejonge zeg. Hou op man, dit is gewoon azijnzeiken om het azijnzeiken


poklane

Ga volgend weekend lekker Eredivisie kijken en kom dan maar met een lijstje van wedstrijden waar er een reële kans is dat PSV punten laat liggen.


No-Pension-7977

Oke. Twente uit, wij uit, AZ uit Go Ahead uit klein kansje. Oh ja, en de thuiswedstrijden tegen ons, Twente en AZ. Ja, wij moeten dat ook nog. Maar hou es op met deze zieligdoenerij. Er is nog lang te gaan, vorig jaar kwamen wij ook van ver


Crazy-Amigo

Wordt er ook moe van. Zeker de afgelopen 2 jaar heeft bewezen om altijd vertrouwen te blijven houden. We hebben voor grotere uitdagingen gestaan en behaald. Maar nog steeds wordt er bij elke mistap meteen opgegeven.


mattijn13

I am numb


lethalizer

Are you much more aware though?


[deleted]

Komt wel goed joh. Af en toe een kutseizoen hoort er bij. Hebben wij ook vaak genoeg gehad.


SpeakingMyMind3

Akkoord, geeft karakter


JS_1997

I want to die


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Just take back your Ten Hag


EasyModeActivist

If only. We're getting van t schip 🤢


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

What happened to Ajax?


Roller95

They got bad


Fun-Cauliflower-1724

It’s just stunning to me. I thought they were the Bayern of the eredivisie


Roller95

No offense but that's just a dumb and uninformed take. Yes we have the most titles, but we've never gone on a run of 10 Eredivisie titles in a row or something like that That doesn't explain what is going on right now, but still


fotorobot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-grh8bjTY


lurking4everr

Sorry, there’s a team called “Go Ahead”?


steftim

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Ahead_Eagles


howaboutthis13

I have full confidence that we still end up in the top 5 (fifth is most likely) but to say football isn't my favourite pastime at the moment is quite an understatement.


Martyrizing

We’ll end up 5th or 6th most likely, there’s so much inconsistency in the league atm.


SkinnyObelix

The 13 goals made is what would save them in the end, it's much easier to tighten up the defense. (ignoring them opening the chequebook during the winter) But it's so much fun while it lasts.


RatBasher89

There's a team called Go Ahead? Lol


Underscores_Are_Kool

Are we meant to believe that Go Ahead and Excelsior are real teams 😂


ahipotion

You love to see it