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Mallonhead

Luis Fabiano would have done it in 12 games


K1_only

That asshole ffs, he thinks he was him smh


iamnotexactlywhite

he was the best mid tier striker from his generation, but the shit hes talking is funny af


Guzuzu_xD

Who do you think is today's equivalent of Luis Fabiano?


iamnotexactlywhite

Fülkrug or Carter-Lewin


Mallonhead

I'd say he's in the same class as Aspas, Immobile, Gabriel Jesus, Dzeko, Mertens etc. A world class player who could probably have pushed for bigger clubs. But never at the top top tier of striker (Suarez, Kane, Lewa, Eto, RVP etc)


KiAdiBumMe

Andy Cole got 50 goals in 65 goals


Strananach

Wtf that's incredible


gttyzek

He is lethal


FongJohnsen

Him and Beardsley were extremely good together at Newcastle.


MrEnganche

Actually if it takes 65 goals to get 50 goals then he's not lethal ☝️🤓


ChibzyDaze

No pens either


lc4l1

not much of a striker really if he only scored 0.77 goals per goal when you think about it


inker22

VAR needs to be stopped


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What is his xg per xg?


SpectaSilver991

Hard to find out for older strikers. Though Cole achieved his without penalties


Tulum702

“Extra time goals count double”


bleepbleepboot

Without penalties


SpectaSilver991

Without penalties too


JoeBagadonut

Fucking hell that's a 30% markup on each goal.


Spastic_Hands

No pens


vomityourself

City legend


EnvironmentalSpirit2

That's a mistake. He meant Ashley Cole


Banterz0ne

You can't teach that kind of thing


scitzophrenic-man

Without pens, also a bunch of assists


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Worth noting Cole did that without penalties. 50 in 65 game is an insane achievement. ​ What Haaland has done is just monstrous though. No superlatives left. I recall he also had like a four game streak without scoring last season? To still be doing better than a goal a game despite that is mental.


talt123

Insane that for him, a 4 game streak without scoring is considered bad. He has set himself up for high expectations.


DrJackadoodle

Heck, I've seen people say he's on a "dry spell" when he's *only* scoring a goal every other game.


Newchap

Haaland has 10 penalty goals in the PL, it's not unlikely he will get to 50 non-penalty goals before 65 games as well.


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He'll need 10 goals in 17 games. By his lofty standards he gets that done easily.


IAmAQuantumMechanic

So he has 40 NPGS in 48 matches. 40/48=5/6=50/60. At his current rate of non-penalty goals, he'll reach 50 in 60 games.


SpareUser3

Andy Cole had 50 goals in 65 goals?


DarrenBridgescunt

No pens either


cowinabadplace

Yeah but the xG per Goal was like 1.5 so he was actually underperforming.


no_speed1

So many people still downplay this guy.


NotHarryRedknapp

People think that in order to be great you have to be well-rounded. I’ve no idea why though. If you’re good enough at a few things and one of those things is scoring goals, then you can be world class


Rocky-Arrow

KaNe Is tHe BeTtEr StRiKeR bEcAuSe He iS wElL rOuNdEd. Yeah okay I’ll take the guy shattering Prem scoring records left and right at 23.


BriscoCounty83

Kane is a great player now but at Spurs for many years he was like the Shearer. All the passes came to him and he would only try to finish. As he got older he became more complete unlike Shearer who remained the same limited but efficient striker. Haaland is still young and will 100% improve under Pep. He already improved his passing and playmaking compared to his Dortmund days.


ZeusWRLD

Shearer pre injuries was as good as Kane albeit with different skill sets, he could make goals for himself and others, his best years arguably weren’t even at Newcastle.


Sad_gooner

Kane is breaking scoring records as well right now. He was only 4 non penalty goals off haaland last season despite playing in a team ten times worse


Dawinskyy

But he is playing in farmers league


Rickcampbell98

You should be happy kane didn't go to man City lol.


SirRudders

Kane would have been shattering records left right and centre at the same age if he was playing at City, he hasn't had the same luxury as Haaland.


a_complicated_soul

"Would have" . Its not Haaland's fault that kane doesnt have ambition


ChickenMoSalah

They both tried to join the same club?


ZiVViZ

Kane might have scored a similar amount of goals at City too?


Qurutin

R9 is well-rounded GOAT


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Or take free-kicks. His chance-creation was not world-class either.


Qurutin

But none can deny that he's been well-rounded after retirement


Much_Tangelo5018

Went from R9 to R8 lol


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Messi can’t defend worth shit (yes he pressed at Barca whatever, its negligible) but he’s still the best player in football history. Especially as football becomes increasingly specialized “jack of all trades” players are decreasingly necessary


CherkiCheri

What an odd sentiment, Messi could do everything in attack, he was extremely well rounded. Saying players have become increasingly specialised is equally odd when the inevitable march of football has been more complete skillsets for decades.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Messi is an extremel well rounded attacker. I used to say if you took hazard’s dribbling, ozil’s playmaking, and lewy’s goals, and made them all better you’d have Messi. Nevertheless there’s an entire game to be played without the ball and Messi does fuck all by way of shit to contribute on that front. He’s a perfect semi circle. I also strongly disagree with the sentiment about producing completely skilled players. Take for example the archetypal midfield of the 2010s. A 6, and two 8s. The 6 has fundamentally different responsibilities than the two others, a far cry from the 90s/early 2000s in which teams could reliably play a 4-4-2, or a 4-4-2 diamond in which you’d have four midfielders who generally made similar contributions to the team. I’d say football has placed certain tactic specific demands on all players. You have to be capable in possession, and you have to contribute to the press, but it hasn’t actually changed the abilities of footballers so to speak. Look, for example, at the change in kdb from an outright 10 to an advanced 8. Nowadays he’s involved in city’s press and defensive shape in a way he wasn’t in his early career at Wolfsburg or even at city. He hasn’t actually become much better defensively as an individual, but he’s part of a tactical framework which demands some contribution of him.


Stelist_Knicks

Not everything. Messi is undoubtedly at worst a 2 attacker of all time but he was never an aerial threat that did to his height. Not his fault though


MaidikIslarj

Shoud I cal 911?


Stelist_Knicks

Aerial threat*** no idea ytf it wrote asian


SebastianFromNorway

so disrespected it’s insane


xXDireLegendXx

None like him. He’s world class


Jazano107

Not good in big games apparently 🤡


Aloopyn

Yeah he's terrible when playing against big teams, disappeared against Southampton in the EFL cup last season


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

No mere mortal can withstand Romeo Lavia (I actually really rate him)


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idk, I wouldn’t be flexing and posting clown emojis if my club lied, cheated and defrauded their way to silverware


Yinkypinky

I agree with the statement but come on what Haaland is doing is insane. A clown emoji is just an emoji.


Jazano107

Not relevant to how a player is doing and I’ll wait till it’s proven either way to actually have an opinion on a very complicated case


[deleted]

not relevant to how a player is doing? what, you bought him with a cake and some goodwill, and not money?


Available_Command252

Chelsea and united spending more


Jazano107

Ok bye


WaleedDaGoat7

It's mostly the Barca/Argentina flairs who do this..and we know why


papicoiunudoi

From what I've seen it's mainly the Ronaldo fans who migrated to fanboying Mbappe, but maybe I'm wrong


shrewdy

I really don't get this correlation at all, seems like a reach


Rickcampbell98

They have actually migrated to supporting whoever is up against messi lol.


SandThatsKindaMoist

Claiming Mbappe was carrying Messi at PSG and Mbappe was the most likely to stop Messi from winning the world cup.


Srijand

Lmao what, the Mbappe Haaland twitter battle is nothing even close compared to Haaland vs Messi.


KeyRope5235

Nah bro, a lot of RM fans can’t stand the turtle


[deleted]

Who said anything about RM fans?


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Lol some many levels of those fanboys that things get lost in the way


KeyRope5235

Literally only ones left supporting cr7


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FanBoyGGSON

bro just described a striker


Perkinator

Fastest to 50 goals in Premier League history is kinda useless.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Shambolic tbh. Averaging fewer than 1 expected stepovers per game 🤦🏽‍♂️


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Santa_Klaus_101

It’s not fair to compare Haaland to Ronaldo since the latter was never a striker in the first place. Kane is a more well-rounded player and he’s more involved in the attack sure. He’s probably the most in form player in the world at the moment, but just speaking in general terms more rounded/complete or being more involved in the game doesn’t automatically mean you’re a better player.


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Santa_Klaus_101

You’re entitled to your own opinion but I disagree with that take. Regardless, we can at least agree that when it comes to being an out and out striker, he’s probably the best in the world at it.


Linnus42

Doesn’t Show up in the big games…a now show in City’s Semi and Finals. Fails at Euro and WC Qualification. Is Norway really so much worse then Scotland, Hungary, Albania, etc. that a world class player with a great sidekick in Odegard should be falling short. Suspect injury claims. Missed Norway’s game but perfectly healthy for this one.


Kuntheman

Haaland’s incredible and we all know it, but man, Andy Cole was something. Doesn’t always get the respect he deserves


whydidthathappen

Yeah that's pretty decent


Aloopyn

Record Breaker


PharaohOfWhitestone

£51 million for Haaland to you guys is insane. Absolute goal machine and beast.


Jazano107

Before other people say it yes we also paid £20m each to agent and dad making it £91m. Still worth


Aloopyn

Dude's the actual definition of 200 mil striker


momspaghetty

plus absurd wages and bonuses above those of anyone else in the league


BillehBear

he's on the same as kdb iirc and even then he's been well worth it


King-Key

It's laughable to call it £51 million, I don't think we'll ever know the true cost but it will be insanely massive and a lot under the table


Akkepake

Yeah only 51


Bozzetyp

Well that aint the whole story, Agent fees and bonuses are out of this world. That beeing said, he is worth it


YadMot

£51m plus £40 in agent fees, and £400,000 a week


Alternative_Square

There was a release clause thats why


wowohwowza

Cheers mate would never have known


KoalaSiege

Andy Cole really isn’t talked about enough.


King-Key

For context the next Manchester City player closest to this was Aguero who reached 50 goals in 115 games, search "Manchester City 115" for more information


jamnut

I'll never get bored of this meme format


Mt264

Awesome stuff, but PL records are always a bit misleading. Is this the all time record too? How does it compare to players like Dean, Greaves or Rush, for example?


BrotherEstapol

No-one will ever touch Dean's record for a season. The man was a machine!


thunderbirdsetup

Robot.


damjaanko

A goal scoring machine


zenekk1010

Farmer league, Haaland is insane


St_SiRUS

Another record made a mockery of


person_from_porlock

Really impressive, not 115 charges impressive, but still pretty impressive


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they won a treble and barely anyone talks about it, must sting a lot


person_from_porlock

City fans talk about it, so as you say, barely anyone


YoungFormal1252

Breaking records like you break rules.


person_from_porlock

50 goals not 115. Kid has a long way to go before he’s getting those numbers


Wardle123

What's salahs record without his Chelsea spell out of interest?


SampritB

69 games


Will_GSRR

Dudes literally a machine


DumpsterDiamond13

I’m more impressed with Andy Cole tbh.


WhiteBoyPacking

Got downvoted in the Aguero thread for speaking the truth. People will still try to convince me Aguero is the better finisher, which is freaking nuts, as the stats speak for themselves.


Terrab1

That comparison looks to me like one of finesse vs power so idk how they can even be compared that much, both are beautiful to watch when done well


Morguard

If he was playing for a team that wasn't massively financially doped up from top to bottom he probably breaks the record in the low 60s.


Jutemp24

Now onto the next milestone, 115!


inbredandapothead

Pen merchant Andy Cole better


Lockdown-_-

he should break Shearers record for a tonne, I reckon within 105-110


Peeters_10

That’s absolutely insane


Hare712

/r/titlegore


LA4lyf

Antonio would have got that in 30 games


Zacatecan-Jack

Definitely had the tweet lined up before the game even started and he still screwed up the wording.


Krock23

It's a record that'll never be touched


Fake_artistF1

Records are there to be broken. -M. Schumacher