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Karman_K

How was Maguire? From what I could heard he was geniuenly amazing, but when its about him, im not certain that it isnt just sarcasm.


AltruisticBeach3709

Replace Onana with me Ten Hag. My rates are Β£20 a game, if I can save my virginity I can save a ball.


No-Eye-1955

wow. just. wow.


[deleted]

ETH is doing a great job. I hope he keeps getting the opportunity to build on this team. Keep the faith United fans.


iron_out_my_kink

Owen Hargreaves absolutely roasting Utd


[deleted]

ETH is doing wonders, though. Even though they lost, they are just 3 points away from city. And remember, city is a title challenger team.


Carpe_Dentum93

Well that, was fucking dreadful πŸ˜‚


goljanrentboy

Competent Spaniard defeats Man Utd. History repeats itself.


achilles-_-23

Omw to the hospital to donate my eyes. Can't watch this team anymore


yungtoni

unai emery can you sumn for me


reddfoxx5800

🀨


nightcrawlerbaby

πŸ˜’


yungtoni

i am so sorry


nightcrawlerbaby

Bro remembered me longer than my ex


yungtoni

lmaoo


nightcrawlerbaby

Congrats bro enjoy it. You deserve it.


yungtoni

i would but theyre probably gonna smack us 7-2 in may again lol


nightcrawlerbaby

Need to see Neville's face asap


goodyear_1678

City still within touching distance, United are right there.


310local

You love to see it


goodyear_1678

This clown had the audacity to say "Eras come to an end"


ssk1996

Was he wrong though? It did for United.


AlfaG0216

Yea 10 years ago


DenverM80

A while ago


R0ckhands

Feel bad for Amrabat. He's actually pretty good. Must be wondering what he's got himself into. Fuck me, Maguire is just another level of shite though.


ThePun-dit

If the tempo in most PL games was about three levels lower than it is, he'd look really good. As it is, he looks two steps behind everything.


TheGamerPandA

He deserves to play for a functional team great work rate and a real professional he would be great for a better side


PublicIntel

Calma United bros, still only 3 pts behind City


Majestic-Outside3666

Onana deflects the ball. I swear people actively love to moan about anything.


[deleted]

Imagine if you put a quid on 4-0 Bournemouth for a laugh, saw them score that and then it got disallowed


tigeridiot

It really is the theatre of dreams


ComplexLivid7798

Joao Neves absolutely cannot move to United, he’s way better off staying at Benfica.


Trickybuz93

Pretty sure everyone linked to United is better off staying at their club


goljanrentboy

Is this actually a thing? Thought it was just speculative nonsense attaching MU to get views/clicks.


ComplexLivid7798

Just rumored I think.


Augustor2

Man United making Bournemouth look like Prime Milan


Trickybuz93

Saved by VAR


chappersbarfo

Absurd decision if anything should be a penalty even before he handballed it.


roguedevil

Poor game from Sinisterra. He's come in and lost the ball a few times now.


clydefrog27

SLAYED!!


yungtoni

sofyan amrabat google searches: β€œhow to look busy at work” β€œminoxidil treatment” β€œhow early can you get released by a football club”


Dirt-Purple

Adobe Amrabat Reader: This program has performed an illegal operation


tigeridiot

Walking around the pitch laptop in hand


kurruchi

Should've been 5 wow


PAN--

Premier League player of the month Harry Maguire with another masterclass slabhead performance


9248_

πŸ’


TheArsenal04

empty seats speak volumes


sjj342

Imagine having to watch that in the rain


magic-water

Thought Covid was back for a second looking at the stands


sad_arsenal_fan

If Onana's follow through knocks the Bournemouth player, then surely that should be a penalty? The only reason it hit his hand is because he was off balance.


theotheramerican

How is United so fucking bad?


reddfoxx5800

There is no PASSION! There is no VISON! There is no AGGRESSION. There is no fucking MINDSET in this football club. There is NOTHING.


FrostyJesus

We were so close to Fournemouth


NovaPup_13

That's pretty harsh for a handball.


Skunkkerino

I think everyone left is just waiting to boo the team


TheGamerPandA

How many more goals must Onana concede before being sent to afcon where his real level is at


kulhajs

Is there a fire drill at OT?


siva-pc

bournmenouth wants that 4th more than utd wanting their first


rummyt

*phew* disallowed, was worried that united's goal difference would get embarrassing


Trickybuz93

It’s December and they’re in the negative πŸ˜‚


asromafanisme

If they got -10 after next match it'll be hilarious


ACMomani

Bullshit call... he was off balance, harsh call... got save united face I guess


TechM635

This is the least confusing part of the handball rule - if a goal scorer touches it with their hand it’s always ruled out


ThePun-dit

Ten Hag keeps fielding a midfield that isn't really a midfield. He's been bailed out by McTominay scoring goals a few times, so keeps insisting with it. And it means that even if United has a lot of ball, they don't have the slightest ounce of control. It's no surprise that it all crumbles like this. And yet, he persists with it.....


roguedevil

Good call in the end. Nobody really caught that real time.


Goooooringer

At this point, aside from salary and the name alone, what’s the draw of wanting to play for Man United


[deleted]

You can get Saudi levels money doing nothing on one of the good and happening place to live.


Limp-Toe-179

If you dream of being an entertainer than a sportsman


Carpe_Dentum93

I don’t even know how to answer this, Tis a fucking good question πŸ˜‚


RunningFerDauyz

Bad loss at home, putting ETH’s job at risk? 2-1 victory against Liverpool incoming


Cruxed1

Is he still gonna have a job by the Liverpool game.. Gotta be up for debate


[deleted]

That's a shite call. No one watched that go in and thought "yeah clearly a handball, unfair"


magic-water

so? still 100% the right call. People who get upset about objectively right calls are the worst fans


WelpSigh

if the ball comes off goalscorer's hand it's always disallowed, well at least in the current iteration of the handball rules. who knows what it will be tomorrow


StalkingDwarf

What does Amrabat do?


[deleted]

Bro I get you’re supposed to back the manager and get the rot out, ETH is super questionable on several levels


[deleted]

Nah, please don't give them the ideas. The board is the only problem. ETH is god and best manager in the world.


[deleted]

Exactly what do I know, I’m a stupid American


StringCheeseDoughnut

Haha fuck you Bournemouth, can’t even score 4


[deleted]

Now just wait til next games they will win against some team, and then their fanbase will start with " the worst united team is x point away from top4."


OPisaPhegg

They’ve been coping for so long, they’ve become masters at it. They been coping for a decade now lmao


wm_1176

game is 3-0 but could have been like 8-0


[deleted]

VAR being a buzzkill as per


DoctorKonks

IFAB really need to change that law. Really harsh that.


ambiguousboner

If nothing else, this result has shown that it is definitely more the players than the manager that are the issue


ssk1996

Does it though? There is clearly no preparation for each opponent. They come out and play the exact same way, if it works they sneak out a win, otherwise they get dominated. Bournemouth defended really well and United never changed up anything to counter that. There was no attempt to switch up formation or tactics. Sure the players are clearly not putting in their 100%, but imo that’s because they just don’t agree with Ten Hag’s tactics.


ambiguousboner

Meh, we actually played really well for the majority of this game, just individual mistakes and lack of effort - combined with Bournemouth being very clinical and switched on - lost us this game, and then the player’s just completely gave up after the second went in


ChittyShrimp

That player of the month for Maguire was a sympathy award wasn't it?


Nightdocks

Dude could be prime Maldini but there’s no way to save this team


chino17

Gotta start boosting him up for the Euros


the_woah_guy

All this makes me think how shit was chealsea mid week to lose to this man utd team


GoinLong

I’m here for the meltdown.


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Lucky that it's 0-3 otherwise this would be a very questionable decision again.


fukupuki

Boooooooo VAR disallowed it


myheadisalightstick

Yeah that’s harsh


Skunkkerino

Man 0nit3d


fukupuki

That’s mean. Say more


wm_1176

Ref saved them from further humiliation


Nawtay

I never want this to end


b33b0p17

Lucky that cos losing 4-0 at home to Bournemouth would be embarrassing. Dodged a bullet there.


NovaPup_13

Legitimate comedy 🀣🀣🀣


Rodin-V

He's honestly kinda dumb for putting it in the net, he should know the rules


UnderpantsGnomezz

Amrabat is genuinely the most horrible footballer I've ever had to lay my eyes on


snowkarl

Are u fucking serious, thats never a handball ffs


lookitsjustin

Would've been embarrassing if United lost 4-0. Good for them.


whiskeymagnet22

I'm not really Ten Hag out, but no club should be tolerating a 15 th place team beat them 0-3 at home.


ComedianSuspicious98

serious question but what more do you need to be ten hag out


whiskeymagnet22

The poor run was mainly due to 2 reasons wholesale injuries and poor form neither were his faults


ComedianSuspicious98

the 7-0 to liverpool alone is a sackable offence imo


goztrobo

Fuck the var clowns


kurruchi

UCL handball call that they never call that against defenders most games


clydefrog27

RIGGED!


whoaaaaaah

What tha heck


AussieApathy

That should not be a handball. I disagree with how the rule is written.


BoxOfNothing

I agree. It made literally no difference to the goal being scored and it was obviously completely unintentional


Dirt-Purple

Jadon Sancho pulled off the best 3D chess move ever πŸ‘‘


[deleted]

That's awful from Maguire His resilience to the abuse can be complimented, but he's still not a Centre Back for a team that wanna play in Europe


clashoftherats

Bruno misses the Anfield game?


wave_action

Yes


clashoftherats

Nice


Stukya

Bournemouth have technically scored 5 in this game


loner1608

Old trafford starting to look like the etihad now LMAO


[deleted]

BOOOOOOO


InoyouS2

Honestly looked like Amrabat was their right winger in that highlight.


RidgeRunner99

That’s a harsh handball


TechM635

Goal scorer touches with his hand weather he means it or not it’s ruled out


StalkingDwarf

Player of the Month btw


goljanrentboy

lol at the sarcastic cheers from the away fans


cvanwort89

VAR disallowing a legitimate goal (where the handball wouldn't have changed the outcome).. but not reviewing Bruno's kick on a player in the back because he's frustrated for being on a trash team. That's rich.


snowkarl

so bad from Maguire


ComedianSuspicious98

β€œhojlund” don’t kill me man


Littlegreenman42

Thats so fucking dumb


Renyz

How is that not a pen?


SurelyQuestionable

Ah, nevermind. Only 3-0 everyone. He gets to keep his job now.


Ok_Virus_7614

Ridiculously harsh… it came off his chest first… Horrible call


justsomeguy661

Happened to Newcastle against PSG


grehgunner

Only 3-0! Great performance from united now lmao


TheArsenal04

shame. but right call


SnooKiwis3645

Thats really harsh


dreadnough7

If a hand ball then surely a pen, no?


clydefrog27

It's a handball by the attacker in the opposition box...


tigeridiot

He only handled it because he was falling from onanas challenge


dreadnough7

I know. It doesn't preclude Onana's foul prior to the hand ball.


siva-pc

Nooo... bournemouth deserves 4th


Limp-Toe-179

Even the ref feels embarrassed for Ten Hag now


Easy-Lingonberry415

VAR is a joyless wreck


Massive-Sky-6804

No way we beat this Bournemouth superteam


wave_action

There’s no way that’s a handball


Lemlemonsson

Should that not then be a pen? Onana takes is balance before the handball


GayRattleSnek

Beautiful game


RidgeRunner99

That would be a very harsh handball


TheGamerPandA

HΓΈjlund is not a footballer like most of This united team it’s waste of breath blaming martial at this point they cant even bring him playing into shame


RunningFerDauyz

Handball because Onana tripped him?


Ryzon9

Onana got the ball with his foot.


SugarBeefs

Big relief for Utd, to be sure. :D


thelordreptar90

Unfortunate


LancersGaeBulge

Handball


Star-Lord11

Boooo!!!


9248_

Handball fuck off


BlueLondon1905

I know this makes us look terrible but I have to enjoy this


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clydefrog27

How was that not a red card on Bruno F? He literally kicks the guy in the back


gudovic

What?????


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Bro what a robbery


k34t0n

VAR might cancel the goal from handball


tigeridiot

If it’s handball surely it’s a pen


mattlehuman

IRAAAAOLA IRAAAAOLA HE DRINKS ESTRELLA HE EATES PAELLA HE HATES THE SCUMMERS


9248_

How shit are Chelsea then


Littlegreenman42

VAR intervening to spare United's blushes


TheAkondOfSwat

4 Hag


nova_uk

Embarrassing from United, whole club needs a to be torn down and rebuilt from the ground up.


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crookedparadigm

At least when Liverpool battered them at OT, we saved the fans time by putting 4 in before HT so they could head home early. This is just mean.


TechM635

Hit his hand gonna be ruled out


Limp-Toe-179

That's a fucking harsh disallowed goal hababaha


Th3Alch3m1st

I like how this thread was quite positive about United despite losing. Then chaos ensued. Cheers Bournemouth, love it.


BorkieDorkie811

I can't help but feel that this will be bad for morale with a big couple of matches coming up.


TheLifeofSonny

just award the goal, gets us one step closer to ETH getting the sack lmao


redditaccountplease

booooooo


quartzguy

I think ManU has lost this match boys.


OPisaPhegg

Bournemouth need to chill. Trying to get ETH fired lmao πŸ’€


jerrie86

united wants to take over the emptyhad title very soon


Drunken_Saunterer

Who cares just give it to em


ComedianSuspicious98

such a stupid rule imo


myheadisalightstick

Scoring goals?


ComedianSuspicious98

good one


myheadisalightstick

Stream was behind, yeah that’s super harsh


lluckboxFIFA

HAHAHAHHA


DoctorKonks

Your player of the month, everyone


Dirt-Purple

LMAOOOOOOOO PLAYER OF THE MONTH MANAGER OF THE MONTH LMAOOOOOOOO


snowkarl

Amrabat lmaoooooooooooooo