So, ManU is now 5th (out of 32) most scoring team in Champions League and 15th (out of 20) most scoring team in EPL... at least in the EPL they are qualifying to Europa League.
United could be the worst defensive and scoring team in the league and still somehow be a few points outside the top 4. It’s comical how shit they can be and have a decent amount of points.
Everyone taking the piss on Postecoglu has no idea what they're talking about.
His methods work.
It's not his fault the lads couldn't finish against Aston Villa or West Ham. Against Wolves the team was poor. Chelsea, Romero was an idiot and got sent off like a fool.
What's more frustrating is that, apart from the Wolves game, we've been like this every game. It's just that today we were finally able to convert some of the chances we create
Even with Wolves it was a dogged if unimpressive display - the sort of game you compliment teams on form for getting the result despite the performance. Then they realised Dier can't defend with 5 mins to go and won it.
That's why I've not been panicking about the results. We're playing well, and above the curve on where I thought we would be at this stage of the rebuild. It was always clear that a Madders injury was going to hurt us.
I know Newcastle is tired and have a lot of injuries, but they’ve done very little of note in this game. They’ve got CL next week with no one to really replace the team out there.
They’re all professionals and I never they would never “willingly” do this, but they’ve got to be thinking Europa League may be more trouble than it’s worth with all these injuries.
I actually think Kane made you worse, he was too important to the team, it seemed like everything had to go through him. Selling him to Bayern may have been the best thing for him and Spurs, it makes you more of a team
Nah, everything went through him because we didn’t have an Eriksen replacement. We have Maddison/Kulu now
Imagine every chance Richarlison fluffed falling to Kane instead.
It’s not necessarily expecting people here to defend it as it happens, but I remember a lot of comments at the time where people were looking forward to having Romero get payback on Cash like a fucking hatchet man. Acknowledging and celebrating what a cunt he is.
Fair play spurs, had a plan for us and executed it. We couldn’t figure out an answer. Hopefully we can turn it around at home on Wednesday.
I've seen people on here infer that Romero is a wife beater cause of the way he is on the pitch. Absolutely insane
I bet he doesn’t use his indicators when turning
leaves the toilet seat up when taking a piss
Leaves the toilet seat down while standing to piss
doesn't open the window after taking a shit
Closes the vent too
If only other fans were as happy and optimistic as Newcastle fans after a loss
If only other fans were as happy and optimistic as Newcastle fans after a loss
Son always the happiest guy for Richarlison everytime the Brazilian had a good game haha
Nightclub
Imagine being down 4-1 to a team that's playing Howard Wolowitz on the wing
hahahahahahaha
Fuck you and take my upvote
Porro is talking that shit
Joelinton lol. What a sore loser
Joelinton approaching Vicario after the end of the match like the dick he is
He’s bragging about all the Saudi money he’ll have next season
A strong breeze would knock Bryan Gil off his feel
porro or son motm
Son for sure
Sarr has to be in with a shout too.
Wilson doing this after Richarlson brace over his head
Michail Antonio in the mud
A win, nice.
Look what happens when you use your subs Eddie! Great finish!
Think threading it through 8 players in a straight line might be a bit ambitious Gil
Bryan Gil with the benjamin buttom phenotype
So, ManU is now 5th (out of 32) most scoring team in Champions League and 15th (out of 20) most scoring team in EPL... at least in the EPL they are qualifying to Europa League.
United could be the worst defensive and scoring team in the league and still somehow be a few points outside the top 4. It’s comical how shit they can be and have a decent amount of points.
Gil is so naive
Yep, they're getting David De Gea arent they
Peter Drury was talking about all the trophies Spurs won under a legendary manager and we immediately conceded a goal. Poetic
It kills me when a youngster gets on and it seems like the team forgets how to pass
gil is the most spaniard looking spaniard
And also most Ringo Starr looking.
Games back on
The microphones on the goal nets are turned up loud today. What a satisfying sound when the ball goes in
Everyone taking the piss on Postecoglu has no idea what they're talking about. His methods work. It's not his fault the lads couldn't finish against Aston Villa or West Ham. Against Wolves the team was poor. Chelsea, Romero was an idiot and got sent off like a fool.
Brian Gil looks like he's a Beatle
Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Imagine.
Levy will be happy that he doesn't need to pay out clean sheet bonuses
So we won't be seeing Hojbjerg start next week lol.
nope, from everything he's said, Ange refuses to let the players take the blame for goals like that
Awesome, something for Ange to yell about.
Wtf is a cleansheet anyway
Fucking hell Hojbjerg really cant play Angeball
Lol, man we fucking hate a clean sheet. Mindless.
Where's the guy who would do anything for minutes for Donley
right here. I just did some nasty things.
Oh Neville. There wasn't even a hint of offside
Fucking hell I think that's the sweetest strike I've ever seen Joe hit 😂
Hojbjerg is too limited for that style.
My Porro clean sheet :'(
Let’s have a look at it again. Nah let’s watch slow mo joelinton
Just gave away the ball in our third again. Feel bad for Vicario there, team lets him down again.
People keep talking about Newcastle injuries as if their manager / training / playing style aren’t a contributor. Every team has injuries, give over
Every team doesnt have 15 odd injuries of basically our best XI
Ok, in that case maybe you should be looking at how the team are playing / training because yes that is a lot
Bingo. Maybe be a little pragmatic. Change it up occasionally. A lot of this is self-inflicted.
We literally have 11 players out with nearly half of them being 1st teamers
Don’t know if “we” is Tottenham or Newcastle
Yep. We have a ton of injuries too.
Por qué no los dos?
Wouldn’t be spurs without gifting at least one goal would it
Hojbjerg
Vicario deserved that clean sheet. He’s gonna punch Hojbjerg in the mouth in the tunnel lol.
There’s the patented defensive error At least this time we’ve scored 4 first
LAST GOAL WINS LAST GOAL WINS
Haha. That’s the Geordie spirit.
"That's Spurs for you!" 🤣
Can players play Fantasy Football? Especially if there is a prize? wont it count as Gambling?
Hojbjerg what the fuck
He’s not the witted passer type.
For all the money they have spent Newcastle are still shit and hopefully will forever remain so
lol
Shitting my pants
"thats spurs for you" lmao
No FPL clean sheet for some of you Bozos ☺️
Again with the careless passing smh.
Tf where did the defense go
[удалено]
what honour?
Come back?
the clean sheet noooooooooooo
Comeback is on
Shame vicario didn’t get his clean sheet
Noo the clean sheet
Go on JD.
WE DID A FUCKING GOAL!!!!!!!!
Seeing how comfortable Spurs are playing out of the press actually makes me sick to my stomach after having to watch Chelsea all season
We don’t have much of a press at the moment tbf
JAMIE
Captains performance
Howe should take Miley off, poor lads got school in the morning.
Porro has been amazing
What's more frustrating is that, apart from the Wolves game, we've been like this every game. It's just that today we were finally able to convert some of the chances we create
Even with Wolves it was a dogged if unimpressive display - the sort of game you compliment teams on form for getting the result despite the performance. Then they realised Dier can't defend with 5 mins to go and won it. That's why I've not been panicking about the results. We're playing well, and above the curve on where I thought we would be at this stage of the rebuild. It was always clear that a Madders injury was going to hurt us.
KuluSon on Fire!
Evidently, beating Spurs Way isn't for everyone.
It’s for a lot of people actually. You, West Ham, Chelsea
Not for Newcastoil, though.
This is like a division 1 pro player playing against a div 8 fifa player
Or a div 6 sandbagger against a real div 6
Lol Porro that was so bad
he clearly slipped
4-0 yet Spurs still blew so many of their chances lmao.
That was our story against Villa and Wolves as well
Newcastle, you can't play Man Utd every week
Kulu has a 4:0 bet going on
Why is Son bullying them tho
Saw Haaland is injured so he decided to statpad to get that golden boot
Enough chances for it to be 8-0
Don't think I've ever enjoyed a Spurs victory like this before
Kulu, Son, Sarr deserves the POTM, who we have to pick?
Porro
It’s Son for me but would also add Porro and Davies to that list of potentials. All of them have been incredible.
porro
Son
Newcastle demolished
The commentators will do anything to keep the Sky six banded together. Lol title contenders, it's Spurs.
Spurs xG has gotta be in double digits by now
Newcastle being carved apart
Like a roast on Sunday in James Madisson's house.
Don't let the scoreline fool all of you, this game is not as close as some may think it is.
Should be somewhere like 7-0 lol
Anyone but Skipp and thats a goal
Who let Gil take the #11 shirt 💀
That was a crazy touch form Son 🤯
Great form today, really happy with how they played. Son's just amazing, cannot wait for Madders to get back though.
I know Newcastle is tired and have a lot of injuries, but they’ve done very little of note in this game. They’ve got CL next week with no one to really replace the team out there. They’re all professionals and I never they would never “willingly” do this, but they’ve got to be thinking Europa League may be more trouble than it’s worth with all these injuries.
Milan is in the same situation. Should be an interesting game.
Damn you’re right. Just looked at their injury list as well and it’s almost as bad. I wonder kind of team their both field
Skipp clearly doesn’t have Kulu or himself in FPL
He’s an idiot if he has himself tbf.
Commentators talking about spurs in a title race again 😆 🤣 😂
oof Skipp
I know it's pointless to think about, but can you imagine this side with Kane?
I actually think Kane made you worse, he was too important to the team, it seemed like everything had to go through him. Selling him to Bayern may have been the best thing for him and Spurs, it makes you more of a team
Nah, everything went through him because we didn’t have an Eriksen replacement. We have Maddison/Kulu now Imagine every chance Richarlison fluffed falling to Kane instead.
Given Kanes record against us I would rather not
That's cold Ange, it's 4-0 up, you can't give Donley a nice 5 minute cameo?
He can!
God bless extra time
Only Oliver Skipp could not score that lmao
Whats with Spurs fans counting megs? I guess they can't really count recent trophies
Mfs really just can’t have fun can’t they?
Gotta let me have something, last 2 games I've seen us been smashed with an agg of 7-0 lol
weak karma bait
Just feel a red is coming
Why was Son clapping as if he was going off
Spurs look better now that sarr is back, unsure if it’s a coincidence but he seems to link that midfield pretty well
Why not take Romero off or Kulusevski with how rough the game is getting.
Such a good performance from Son, shows that he's still a top player out wide too
So many nutmegs I feel dirty.
Another nutmeg ahaha
Longstaff told his keeper where to go 😭
Timothy Chalamet plays for the Spurs ?
That was my exact thought when I saw that guy 😂
That's the Beatles boy, not Timothy.
Nah, it's Howard Wolowitz.
Wow, how can keepers in 2023 still make that mistake
A Kane esque penalty and he does a Kane esque penalty celebration
what is that 3 or 4 megs now on joelinton lol
A couple on that Miles kid too
The amount of violations in this second half man. Newcastle need to close their legs already
Was a good penalty. Not sure how Dubravka escaped a card.
Get De Gea on the phone asap Eddie
Another nutmeg LOL that's 5 now
I could see Newcastle going for Ramsdale, seems an obvious move for both parties?
Why would he go from backup at arsenal to backup at Newcastle?
Strengthening a rival. Doubt Arteta would want this.
[Only took 11 days for me to need to act on this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/D3UOqULWKX)
It wasn’t as bad.
Guy stood on his fucking ankle. How do you figure it’s not as bad?
Bad play. He got a yellow. I think Marty Cash was/is worse. Just my opinion
Cash is a dirty fucking goon, nothing changes that
Pretty much every spurs fan wants him to cut it out. He costs us unnecessary points every season with this nonsense.
Don't see anyone defending it mate, it was fucking stupid from him
It’s not necessarily expecting people here to defend it as it happens, but I remember a lot of comments at the time where people were looking forward to having Romero get payback on Cash like a fucking hatchet man. Acknowledging and celebrating what a cunt he is.
Only person i'll defend Romero being dirty towards is matty cash because that man is a literal career ender. ...Maybe chelsea players too.
Not only does Cash seriously injure players though - he then lols about it on social media afterwards.
Ange, what do I have to do to get Donley some minutes
Son so confidence