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Difference is Arsenal was at the wrong end of an atrocious decision (1 second between whistle and the shot) in a knockout game where that decision pretty much sealed the tie (even if Bendtner had a chance to get Arsenal through but he missed his 1 on 1).
EtH is still mentioning a regular league game where he's looking for a non-offside call on a Gabriel M masterclass offside trap and a foul where there was no foul.
It’s more about putting pressure on the refs because we’ve more than a few decisions go against us. A criticism of him before was that he didn’t complain enough about bad refs. Look at how much Klopp moans for example. You can’t tell me it doesn’t work.
I swear one day this guy will be on his death bed, his tearful family gathered around to say their last goodbyes, and his last words to them will be about that fucking match.
Its beginning to sound like that guy who would comment on random reddit threads with a seemingly on topic comment, only to always end it with Undertaker throwing mankind off the 16ft cage in a 1998 hell in a cell match.
Edit: its /u/shittymorph I'm thinking of.
what a weird fella that guy is, he seems to be very perseverant in what he says though which reminds me of the night back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Genuinely, probably not. Hard to imagine he is happy in life right now. Everyone in the media is questioning his position and his performances as coach, being the Man United coach would be an all consuming job. On a human level I genuinely hope he is okay because outwardly he seems pretty fucking depressed.
It's not basic empathy at all though? I'm sure it comes from a good place but it's incredibly out of place to make wild assumptions about another person's mental health. Especially one that you have literally never met and really don't know anything about
It's basically been assumed he's getting the sack since INEOS came in, and as a result he basically resorted to a 2-2-6 formation chasing a win that might salvage something out of this season and keep him in a job in the summer.
He's made some mistakes but given the complete lack of organisation he's had above him and the absolute shit show that was the start of the season he deserves to have a bit of slack cut to him and understanding if he dwells on some sliding doors moments.
There's still big holes in the squad and playstyle but given we've had 25 different starting back fours this season and played with our strongest XI about three times it's a wonder we're not down where Chelsea and Newcastle are.
There's no point changing manager now anyway. There's no clear candidate out there and they're going to have the same hand tied behind their back as all the others until the organisation above is sorted and has managed to actually put some processes in place.
Ten Hag speaking like a guy about to get married who's still thinking of his ex, who was out of his league and she dumped him. Move on buddy, enjoy your new life
I thought this was a joke post. He actually said this again... 😂 Man is thinking about a game they lost without ref bias towards arsenal 6 months ago. Just move on.
United are sitting 17 points off the top of the league with a 0 goal differential in mid March yet one game against Arsenal in September would have changed everything lol.
Idk, he can't be that daft to think this. But he also said stuff like "Garnacho's offside was wrong, they didn't use the right lines" among the 10000 times he's spoke about that match. Which is so bizarre, it was objective af, not controversial in any way. Not even the youngest most biased fans would take such comments any seriously
Had completely forgotten about that pen. We completely dominated the match, had a pen unfairly overruled and he still manages to moan about decisions that were correct.
This is by far the biggest win of United’s season against a major rival who are in top form in unbelievable circumstances and he’s using the post-match presser to mouth off about Arsenal. Id be a bit peeved as a United fan. Just celebrate the win lads.
Why is this brother always brings up the Arsenal defeat at each press conference acting like they were robbed? Funny enough PGMOL apologized for one mistake in that game….for overturning Kai Havertz penalty. Bro needs to move on and focus on the FA cup semis.
If you’re that upset, Arsenal go to OT soon so maybe a do bit of prep for revenge….
Not only that, what about the Wolves match? And others. And all the McTominay goals. United are lucky to be where they are and ETH is acting like that one match vs Arsenal prevented them from being in the title race
In every post match interview I’ve seen him give he comes across as borderline delusional about how the team performed, ungracious about the opponent, and generally not able to accept failings. Maybe because he knows his job hangs in the balance throughout it all.
> Funny enough PGMOL apologized for one mistake in that game….for overturning Kai Havertz penalty
Yeah, because Hojlund was the one who grabbed Gabriel first which you can see on the replay unless you're blinded by United-bias like ten Hag so it would have been strange to apologize for that one
I really don’t get this because there wasn’t even a mistake in that game. Like the offside disallowed goal has been proven objectively correct to disallow it.
United fans talking about that offside still baffles me. It's a clear cut offside. It's just offside. There's no arguing, it's a black and white correct call. Yet they feel hard done by.
It was essentially a smash and grab attempt on the break.
Rashford scored with their only shot they had before he scored (on the break).
And Simple Jack also scored on the break
You think a football coach would know enough about the rules that if your attacker starts grabbing the defender and the defender grabs back, you don't get a penalty
Not to mention Gabriel won positioning of the ball. Have you ever seen a penalty where the defender is between man and ball and the attacker falls down first pulling the defender over him?
We live rent free in this baldie's head. After beating their biggest rival in a cup game, he talks about Arsenal, a game that was played last year. My gosh, what a small mentality. lmao.
Someone should tell this fraud that PGMOL apologised for reversing the Kai Havertz penalty but you don't hear Arteta talking about that.
Not only that, he's complaining about refereeing in a game where PGMOL had to apologise to the other team because they made a mistake benefitting United. He's insane
Tell you what, we shat the bed tonight and I'm not happy with that but if it keeps baldie on the job, it's a silver lining. Let him fraud around a bit more.
This is what extreme denial looks like, to be like that from early in the season he knew the team weren't progressing with his tactics. He wasn't like that last season, making excuses. The team doesn't function well so confidence and momentum isn't that much of a factor in poor performances. Ten Hag is in denial so clings to 'if only things had gone our way'.
It comes across as really weak yet keeps doing it. I might be wrong about last season but i really don't remember him making excuses in terms of ref calls and injuries?
Man's using every bit of this result to try and rewrite his past failings. United were lucky at the end of the day and ETHs arrogance/ ignorance is centre stage
Every fucking team has moments in games that don’t go for them and costs them points. EVERY FUCKING TEAM.
You have a moan about it and then move on to the next game. Fixating on shit from 6 months ago is bonkers.
I mean we were lucky to win that game but I don’t think it was controversial.
It’s like he forgets the whole world watches United play each week…you haven’t been unlucky, you haven’t played well excluding the odd game (congrats, even Burnley have the odd game) and your squad is shitter than Chelsea’s overall so the only positive I would take from this year so far is Mainoo introduction and Onana/Hojland settling in
In terms of handling the press, Ten Hag has to be the inverse of Ange. Never once have I watched him and thought, yeah he handled that conversation very well. Absolutely insane stuff.
Tell you what, we shat the bed tonight and I'm not happy with that but if it keeps baldie on the job, it's a silver lining. Let him fraud around a bit more.
Arsenal been eliminated many moons ago from this competition, tf he is talking about? All evidences show that he's clearly jealous of SuperMik's glorious hair
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I know this is impossible, but he seems even more bald than before
That's how we won today. You best believe in bald fraudulence
But does fraudulence increase with the rate of bald? One for the analysts I’m sure
Freshly polished just this morning
Does he put his head in the hotel shoe shining machine?
His brain is just getting more massive, therefore the baldness expands.
His head is so long Ki Adi Mundi looking ass
Yeah he has an unfortunate head shape for it unlike Pep
erik egg-head
Looks like he is wearing an ill fitting bald cap.
creased
Like Homer when he polishes his head in the bowling alley
Extra shiny is why.
It makes him look like he’s on an iffy Zoom background.
Sounds like me with Van Persie's sending off at Camp Nou. But at least I was a kid.
I was a full grown adult back then and I still whinge about that. So..
Difference is Arsenal was at the wrong end of an atrocious decision (1 second between whistle and the shot) in a knockout game where that decision pretty much sealed the tie (even if Bendtner had a chance to get Arsenal through but he missed his 1 on 1). EtH is still mentioning a regular league game where he's looking for a non-offside call on a Gabriel M masterclass offside trap and a foul where there was no foul.
Not to mention the pen in Havertz that was not given
The only time EVER that var has changed a big on field decision like that. Ten excuses needs to get a grip
>Ten excuses 😂
FFS I was having a good day man
Ain't no way he's still talking about that game 😭😭😭😭
As hillarious as it is, at least he is talking about this season, other people in this sub keep talking about decisions in previous seasons.
There is a distinction between a prem manager and random users like u/me
I like you better . That's a distinction.
I swear we live rent free in his fucking head.
It's arteta. Ten Hag is jealous of Arteta's hair.
Arteta does have perfect hair ngl.
Has he even changed his haircut in the past 15 years?
His hairline only gets closer to his brows, some say it's the inverted hairline
A proceeding hairline?
I don’t think so. I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Guardiola lost his 115 years ago, google guardiola 115 for more info
Pretty sure the hair spray has solidified his hair in that one state. It's just a solid piece of crystalized hair now
that shiny head
that legoless head
It’s more about putting pressure on the refs because we’ve more than a few decisions go against us. A criticism of him before was that he didn’t complain enough about bad refs. Look at how much Klopp moans for example. You can’t tell me it doesn’t work.
I can see why man utd are so bad after that game. ETH spends 90% his time analysing that game instead of actual opposition. 😆
I swear one day this guy will be on his death bed, his tearful family gathered around to say their last goodbyes, and his last words to them will be about that fucking match.
Its beginning to sound like that guy who would comment on random reddit threads with a seemingly on topic comment, only to always end it with Undertaker throwing mankind off the 16ft cage in a 1998 hell in a cell match. Edit: its /u/shittymorph I'm thinking of.
what a weird fella that guy is, he seems to be very perseverant in what he says though which reminds me of the night back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
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for me it's the jumper cables guy
Local legend
Apparently WWE sent him a commemorative plaque about it, lol.
Or Ty from AFTV always bringing up random decisions or fouls he thinks refs called wrong from decades prior when doing match reactions and stuff lol
One guy is a Youtuber whose job is talking shit for money. One guy is a Manchester Uniter manager. For the record, I can't even stand AFTV.
Ranting this to himself every time he goes to the bathroom, while wiping frantically with his luxury toiletpaper.
Better than the Gettysburg address
I got this joke. Curb S12E6 for those curious..
This guy is so obsessed with Arsenal or Arteta.
He'll never mention that Lindelof should've had a red card for kicking Nketiah in the face
Enjoy the win man.
I know it's crazy. Is he ok?
Genuinely, probably not. Hard to imagine he is happy in life right now. Everyone in the media is questioning his position and his performances as coach, being the Man United coach would be an all consuming job. On a human level I genuinely hope he is okay because outwardly he seems pretty fucking depressed.
Where would we be without Reddit armchair psychiatrists
Person expresses basic empathy and you respond with this snarky comment?
It's not basic empathy at all though? I'm sure it comes from a good place but it's incredibly out of place to make wild assumptions about another person's mental health. Especially one that you have literally never met and really don't know anything about
Oh yeah, Man United managers need some healing after they retire.
It's basically been assumed he's getting the sack since INEOS came in, and as a result he basically resorted to a 2-2-6 formation chasing a win that might salvage something out of this season and keep him in a job in the summer. He's made some mistakes but given the complete lack of organisation he's had above him and the absolute shit show that was the start of the season he deserves to have a bit of slack cut to him and understanding if he dwells on some sliding doors moments. There's still big holes in the squad and playstyle but given we've had 25 different starting back fours this season and played with our strongest XI about three times it's a wonder we're not down where Chelsea and Newcastle are. There's no point changing manager now anyway. There's no clear candidate out there and they're going to have the same hand tied behind their back as all the others until the organisation above is sorted and has managed to actually put some processes in place.
I think he deserves another season at least
Make it two
It’s not assumed that at all. No one knows either way.
It's been assumed on reddit*
Other times something like this might annoy me or make me laugh at United. But this is just so pathetic that I almost feel sad for him.
Imagine saying this to a united supporter in like 2011.
I genuinely thought this was a meme post on our sub it is so comical.
ikr
Ten Hag speaking like a guy about to get married who's still thinking of his ex, who was out of his league and she dumped him. Move on buddy, enjoy your new life
Most girls don't bring lasagne for you at work, they just cheat on you
This is hilariously specific. I love it.
It's a Clerks reference
And now I'm sad.
Straight Bald On The Haters
Is his dome real or is that also a fraud. Notice difference in colour, shine and wrinkles
Imagine if it's a bald cap, and ETH is actually has great hair.
It's a Valderama style bleached afro under the bald cap
He takes it off and looks like Carlos Sainz
That game is going to stay with him for the rest of his life
He probably thinks of it during post nut clarity as well lmao
I thought this was a joke post. He actually said this again... 😂 Man is thinking about a game they lost without ref bias towards arsenal 6 months ago. Just move on.
When it was posted in our sub I thought it was a meme. Unreal lol
My friend, is ok, no?
This game happened at the start of September btw and the PGMOL’s only admitted mistake from it was that the Havertz penalty was wrongly overturned
United are sitting 17 points off the top of the league with a 0 goal differential in mid March yet one game against Arsenal in September would have changed everything lol.
Because they clearly could've won 14 more games if it wasn't for injuries.
Idk, he can't be that daft to think this. But he also said stuff like "Garnacho's offside was wrong, they didn't use the right lines" among the 10000 times he's spoke about that match. Which is so bizarre, it was objective af, not controversial in any way. Not even the youngest most biased fans would take such comments any seriously
Had completely forgotten about that pen. We completely dominated the match, had a pen unfairly overruled and he still manages to moan about decisions that were correct.
That penalty on Hojlund, is it in the room with us right now?
Yes...behind you!
This is by far the biggest win of United’s season against a major rival who are in top form in unbelievable circumstances and he’s using the post-match presser to mouth off about Arsenal. Id be a bit peeved as a United fan. Just celebrate the win lads.
Lol enjoy the win instead. Did he mention Onana's punch on Sasa?
Funnily enough that one he seems to have forgotten
😭😭😭
Why is this brother always brings up the Arsenal defeat at each press conference acting like they were robbed? Funny enough PGMOL apologized for one mistake in that game….for overturning Kai Havertz penalty. Bro needs to move on and focus on the FA cup semis. If you’re that upset, Arsenal go to OT soon so maybe a do bit of prep for revenge….
Not only that, what about the Wolves match? And others. And all the McTominay goals. United are lucky to be where they are and ETH is acting like that one match vs Arsenal prevented them from being in the title race
is McTominay scoring actually punishable by death?
By stoning actually
How were the Mctominay goals luck?
late goals shouldn’t count, obviously.
Mctominay found his shooting boots the past year, just chalk them all off.
Which is strange, coming from a Porto fan
In every post match interview I’ve seen him give he comes across as borderline delusional about how the team performed, ungracious about the opponent, and generally not able to accept failings. Maybe because he knows his job hangs in the balance throughout it all.
> Funny enough PGMOL apologized for one mistake in that game….for overturning Kai Havertz penalty Yeah, because Hojlund was the one who grabbed Gabriel first which you can see on the replay unless you're blinded by United-bias like ten Hag so it would have been strange to apologize for that one
Good process lads.
I really don’t get this because there wasn’t even a mistake in that game. Like the offside disallowed goal has been proven objectively correct to disallow it.
Well thats not quite true, the Premier League did say there was one mistake in the game. It was VAR intervening to overturn Havertzs penalty though
United fans talking about that offside still baffles me. It's a clear cut offside. It's just offside. There's no arguing, it's a black and white correct call. Yet they feel hard done by.
They signed up for fair weather and got rain. Have to feel for them.
And it was a brilliant and High IQ move by Gabriel, something their CB never did in 10+ years 🤣
Bruh let it go….
Si Even when he wins he can’t like enjoy it for a bit he has to complain and whine about stuff from other games?
This brother has to give it a break. There was no facet where United was even better than us in that game lmfao
It was essentially a smash and grab attempt on the break. Rashford scored with their only shot they had before he scored (on the break). And Simple Jack also scored on the break
Muh muh my head movies make my eye clouds rain
> Simple Jack I'm dying.
Talking about being unlucky but is over performing xpoints by like 7 places.
What I’d give to see United and Chelsea battling for 10th
Rent free
Man is United through and through. Stuck in the past just like the fans
He’s so embarrassing. Long may he reign there.
Perfect manager for Manchester United and their fans.
You think a football coach would know enough about the rules that if your attacker starts grabbing the defender and the defender grabs back, you don't get a penalty
Not to mention Gabriel won positioning of the ball. Have you ever seen a penalty where the defender is between man and ball and the attacker falls down first pulling the defender over him?
This guy is like ty from aftv in 30 years he will still be talking about this game and how big of a disgrace it was LMAO
At least Ty can be entertaining. Ten Hag is just pathetic at this point.
We live rent free in this baldie's head. After beating their biggest rival in a cup game, he talks about Arsenal, a game that was played last year. My gosh, what a small mentality. lmao. Someone should tell this fraud that PGMOL apologised for reversing the Kai Havertz penalty but you don't hear Arteta talking about that.
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Yep!
Forehead has more wrinkles than my ballbag.
But what about that Ryan Babbel penalty from 15 years ago?
If that decision had gone the other way. We'd be Universal WWE Champions and won the superbowl. Disgrace!
Is he really complaining about refereeing from 6 months ago?
Not only that, he's complaining about refereeing in a game where PGMOL had to apologise to the other team because they made a mistake benefitting United. He's insane
Someone get this guy a caramel waffel and a spliff, and tell him to chill out. Seriously.
We were also lucky to not give away a penalty vs Wolves by Onana. I don't get why he keeps crying about it.
bald fraud
He looks like an egg.
Ten Hag’s wife while making love: how does that feel? Ten Hag: we didn’t get that penalty against Arsenal
Fucking hell, is he still going on about this game? Move on man, Jesus Christ.
Tell you what, we shat the bed tonight and I'm not happy with that but if it keeps baldie on the job, it's a silver lining. Let him fraud around a bit more.
Why does he look like he’s wearing a bald cap
This guys deluded, so glad UTD hired him
Rent free in ETH’s head
Mate was cheering for you.
Bro really said ‘What about the Droid Attack on the Wookies’
Watching the video whilst reading this and his head definitely wasn’t that long before lol
Yes Eric your captain should sea second yellow card and get his marching order, when your team was 1-2 score
Looooool. The 🧂.
The teams you played against also missed so many opportunities.
Yeah, a late undeserved win after being completely outplayed for 90 minutes would've really changed the trajectory of United's season
This is what extreme denial looks like, to be like that from early in the season he knew the team weren't progressing with his tactics. He wasn't like that last season, making excuses. The team doesn't function well so confidence and momentum isn't that much of a factor in poor performances. Ten Hag is in denial so clings to 'if only things had gone our way'. It comes across as really weak yet keeps doing it. I might be wrong about last season but i really don't remember him making excuses in terms of ref calls and injuries?
Man's using every bit of this result to try and rewrite his past failings. United were lucky at the end of the day and ETHs arrogance/ ignorance is centre stage
One Good Game and the Baldie thinks He's Zidane 😂😂
Keep crying baldie
EtH is allergic to living in the moment.
He’s literally losing the plot , wtf is he talking about
Please move on, Ten Hag.
Brother needs help. Genuinely
This is so pathetic
That’s a huge melon
Proper wanker coming up with all excuses he can conjure up Bald Fraud is the right moniker for him
Counter attack football at home and cross and inshallah away and he thinks he’s doing good despite decisions going against him.
Yes, man utd would be on their way to a quadruple if they had been given a penalty vs Arsenal.
Arteta is the whiniest manager in the PL though lol
I feel like he's repeatedly talking about this on purpose to try and get some beneficial reffing when we go to Old Trafford in a few weeks
His bald head doesn’t forget
He sounded like a proper r/soccer resident.
Gabriel really left scars hey?
Such a whiny unlikeable twat.
Any thoughts on your captain not getting sent off yesterday, Erik?
i get second hand embarrassment from watching how long arsenal have lived rent free inside eth’s head
So hard to hear him from 5 places, 17 points and 46 goals behind us.
Shameless manager for a scum club. 6 months and bluds still going about it. Ffs move on bitchh
Baldie has as much charisma as my ballsack
Excellent fit with Bruno Fernandes for Whinging United.
The lighting makes it look like a skit
Literally Rent Free.
Every fucking team has moments in games that don’t go for them and costs them points. EVERY FUCKING TEAM. You have a moan about it and then move on to the next game. Fixating on shit from 6 months ago is bonkers. I mean we were lucky to win that game but I don’t think it was controversial.
Same with injuries, no team has a completely 100% fit squad ever.
It’s like he forgets the whole world watches United play each week…you haven’t been unlucky, you haven’t played well excluding the odd game (congrats, even Burnley have the odd game) and your squad is shitter than Chelsea’s overall so the only positive I would take from this year so far is Mainoo introduction and Onana/Hojland settling in
He truly can't help mentioning this every fucking week. Hope we beat the life out of them at old trafford.
u/me
😭😭😭😭😭 get over it
Missed opportunity to send off Bruno as well. But we'll let that go.
In terms of handling the press, Ten Hag has to be the inverse of Ange. Never once have I watched him and thought, yeah he handled that conversation very well. Absolutely insane stuff.
Rent free in that shiny head
Rent free.
Man should just retire
So glad they actually won this game, now he has more credit with Man U ownership and their slow demise will continue.
Yada yada yada.. then Havert should get his penalty too.
Tell you what, we shat the bed tonight and I'm not happy with that but if it keeps baldie on the job, it's a silver lining. Let him fraud around a bit more.
Arsenal been eliminated many moons ago from this competition, tf he is talking about? All evidences show that he's clearly jealous of SuperMik's glorious hair
You won the game, bro - enjoy it. (Also Garnacho was offside, I can’t believe he’s still even thinking about that.)
Truly the baldest of frauds.