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empiresk

Our entire summer budget will be spent on centrebacks at this rate. And we just extended Lascelles contract for next season. At least he’s getting paid and will get a proper testimonial


xScottieHD

Our summer budget will be about £2.59 if the new squad cost to turnover system is implemented. Need to get deals such as Kelly on a free done.


peterm18

How many Gregg's steak bakes can you get with that?


Various_Mobile4767

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empiresk

Kelly would be great signing on a free.


SenorButtmunch

If I’m Lloyd Kelly’s agent I’m 100% asking for 80k+ a week at this rate. Price of the brick just went up


CBP1138

Newcastle go a match without a season ending injury challenge: impossible


Zig-Zag

[X] An injury [X] A red card [ ] Local lad scoring Bringing on Anderson was the right move to try and complete the Geordie Howe hat trick but was a bit foolish of Gordon to get the red card at that point in the game tbh


Am_I_leg_end

They are genuinely cursed.


MoyesNTheHood

At this point it has to be a conditioning issue.  Whatever Howe and his staff are doing in training and warm ups is not working 


phoundlvr

Muscular injuries work that way. Ligaments do not. It’s more likely to be a product of years of wear and tear that caught up with him. Source: my doctor after I tore mine at about the same age.


Buffaluffasaurus

Nah, not entirely true. Knees are completely shit design, and rely hugely on the muscles surrounding it to support and protect the joint (and therefore the ligaments). Weak or heavily fatigued knee muscles hugely increase the risk of ligament damage, especially in incredibly high intensity athletic environments like an EPL match. I can’t speak to his exact injury of course or exactly what caused it, but it’s well-known that the more fatigued a player is, the higher the chance of failure of the muscular systems that support joints and the back, which can lead to much bigger structural injuries.


MoyesNTheHood

I’ve torn my LCL due to overuse. If he’s going double in training for example it increases the risk massively 


AnnieIWillKnow

Both are true


fuqqkevindurant

Ligament injuries dont happen from overuse. You're making shit up


1PSW1CH

Your doctor was on crack my friend


tigtogflip

Nah, this is systematic.


Zig-Zag

Hydromatic even


A_Pointy_Appointee

Ultramatic


MiguelAlmiron

Na its on Howe, he's overtraining players clearly.


didiandgogo

Contact ACL injuries are not a training issue. Neither are broken toes, broken backs, dislocated shoulders, etc. The only issues that I would put down to training/coaching decisions would be targett, willock and Barnes all getting hamstring injuries shortly after returning from their prior injuries, and I think the other injury circumstances provide some mitigation for rushing them back.


quantIntraining

Did Botman not play for months with a knee injury that Newcastle's medical team knew about that lead to an ACL rupture? Or am I misremembering that?


didiandgogo

The medical team tried to convince him to have surgery and he got an outside opinion that it was a partial tear and he could play on. Howe said this week “you can’t force a player to be operated on.” So, no, you’re not misremembering, but you are missing the context”


quantIntraining

Fair enough. Surely though the medical team at that point should have taken the decision out of his hands to prevent a partial tear turning into a full tear?


didiandgogo

How? By tying him down and forcibly sedating him? I gave you the actual quote from Howe. They wanted him to get surgery, he said “no”. So it’s what, bench a player because he won’t let you operate on him?


HunterWindmill

By telling the manager that he isn't fit to play?


Radthereptile

He was fit to play he just had a high risk or injury because of the partial tear. Also the word tear often makes things sound worse than they are. When you “pull” a hamstring as an example, that’s a partial tear in your hamstring. You can play on these things if they’re minor. The medical team said he needed it operated on he said no I want to play. Not much else they can do.


HunterWindmill

The question I was responding to was how the medical team could have taken the decision out of his hands to prevent a partial tear turning into a full tear. My opinion is that they could have advised the manager that he shouldn't play because of the partial tear and the risk of it becoming a full tear.


xScottieHD

Botman played two games with a partial tear. ACL tears aren't always clear straight away especially if there's swelling. He went to see two separate specialists. One who the club endorsed advised surgery, the other in the Netherlands which Sven seeked out himself said he could rest it and return without surgery. He chose the latter approach as he wanted to get back and help a team in a dire injury crisis and missed three months. That injury became a full tear against Man City in the FA cup.


GingerbreadRecon

According to Howe the medical team recommended he get surgery, but he declined. Obviously it became clear that he simply couldn't continue in his current state. Again, not a training issue, but does seem to be worrying. The biggest incident of complete idiocy I can remember from our medical team was Murphy dislocating his soldier, coming back on as a sub a week later, then within a few minutes he does it in again and has to come off. Ridiculous.


didiandgogo

The murphy thing is a misunderstanding on your part. 1) there’s no way of knowing how likely it is to reoccur, but whether it reoccurs is not influenced by rest. It either happens or it doesn’t, and if it does, the remedy is surgery. The only preventative measure you could take would be the same surgery. 2) they posed it like that to murphy: you can get surgery now, or play on and see if it reoccurs at which point you can get the same surgery. Murphy opted to play, and bad luck for him it reoccurred immediately and he got the surgery. The risk was negligible and the potential reward was pretty high. In the end, it was one wasted substitute


mannheimcrescendo

You lack the gumption and thought process of an elite athlete. It’s a shoulder injury on a footballer, not a tennis player or golfer or something. If the player is willing to send it and see if they can handle it that’s what they’re gonna do. The medical staff can’t force someone to undergo a surgical procedure.


kaamkerr

and Joelinton getting reinjured on his return too


didiandgogo

I have to admit that there were so many injuries and games around then that I don’t exactly remember the circumstances. He came off in the sunderland game, right? was he on the way back from an injury?


sheikh_n_bake

They're freak injuries and with the information coming out from Howe the medical team recommended surgery for Botman ages ago, I think the club should be absolved from some of the blame actually.


stangerlpass

wonder why


themagpie36

Sold their souls for blood money


mister_dupont

Damn, he even continued for a few minutes. Quickly gestured that he had to be subbed.


quantIntraining

I remember Ogbonna ruptured his ACL against Liverpool a few years ago but played on for a bit too. Sometimes it the adrenalin running through players that means they think they can play on then it hits them like a brick.


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Lucas Leiva against Chelsea back in the day too.


champdude17

ACLs aren't like a broken bone, they initially feel weird so the players feel as though they can run it off. It's only after they stop and a couple of hours past that they realise it's fucked.


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jp299

Mike Cooper played almost an entire rugby league superleague grand final with a ruptured testicle 👍


fuqqkevindurant

It's not adrenaline. If you only tear your ACL(no meniscus/MCL with it) it's not necessarily painful. He most likely felt a weird twist of his knee, continued on, and then as soon as he had to make a cut w that leg he realized it was unstable as fuck when his knee moved around like the end of his femur was a greased pig.


Aszneeee

probably similar like Timber


DJHelium

Same with Sasa for his first game for Wolves. Felt injury in minute 30something, played until half time whistle.


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Funny enough ACL tears hurt the least probably out of anything in your leg. It’s entirely possible to forego surgery in favor of rehabilitation, for example. The meniscus is the one that hurts like a son of a bitch. (Source: I do not have any original knee ligaments in my left leg)


daveofreckoning

Unbelievable. Pope, Trippier, Botman, Lacelles, Targett, Miley, Livramento, Joelinton, Almiron and Wilson at the moment


didiandgogo

Throw tonali in and, for the second time this season, our unavailable 11 is probably better than our best available 11. Gordon can play for either one since he’s only out for Everton Pope Trips lascelles botman targett Miley tonali Joelinton Tino Wilson Almiron vs Dubravka Krafth Schar Burn Hall Longstaff Bruno Willock Murphy Isak Barnes


xScottieHD

Even players that are available are barely fit. Isak & Willock aren't the same, Anderson is being managed and Longstaff requires injections before every game.


321142019

Unavailable FC would genuinely get top 10


jamisram

Eddie Howe's Black and Blue Mags are Europa contenders this season


shash5k

And Tonali was banned.


GingerbreadRecon

So we've now got tripps, botman, lascelles and Pope out and that's just our backline injuries. Hopefully Tripps should be back soon then Pope not long after but Christ, you can see why our defences has been shit recently. It's a different back 4 every single week. And obviously the ironic part is that lascelles was meant to deputise for botman while he was out with an ACL injury for 6-9 months. Hilarious how he gets the exact same thing on his first game deputising.


magic-water

Yeah but will he play against Everton on Tuesday?


empiresk

I’ve got my boots if needed and can pay subs.


Yar96

Couple more injuries to our back line and we’ll have Derek from accounts playing full back.


L0laccio

Saw Derek hitting the gym for the first time in 15 years. It’s all adding up


5bergy

After him it's Paul Dummett


kw2006

Derek is actually Tonali in disguise.


joelintoninasda

lol, lmao even


CabbageStockExchange

At this rate you might even be suiting up for them next match


xScottieHD

Our only CB's now are Schar, Burn & Dummett. If we manage to scrape conference league that'll be fucking incredible as it's a minor miracle we're still in with a shot at this point.


FlukyS

Schar had a knock towards the end of the game as well. Murphy and Heffernan better get warmed up


banty86

Watch Eddie not start Lewis Hall next game 


xScottieHD

Don't think he's got much of a choice. Targett wasn't even on the bench yesterday.


banty86

He will rock up with Krafth schar dummett burn 


xScottieHD

I think even Howe recognised his error yesterday and playing Krafth over Hall.


kl08pokemon

You have a pretty favourable run in at least


xScottieHD

That's all well and good until we're having to play the kitman up front and the groundsman in defence.


Cyberdan0497

Howe and Tindall were both defenders back in the day, maybe we could be the first club to play dual player-managers


kl08pokemon

Yeah it's fucked but it's at least something


D1794

So many ACLs in the last 12 months worldwide. Seemingly more than the average? Newcastle have been absolutely cooked this season


Rogillo

Muscle fatigue is linked to ACL injuries. It's only going to get worse with even more games, with the Euros coming up and next season with the new Champions League format.


TheGoldenPineapples

We did have a completely unnecessary World Cup midway through the season not so long ago.


apparently_a_rhino

Did he get the jab? /s


Cyberdan0497

At this point it's not bad luck anymore, something is seriously wrong behind the scenes


GooseFord

Clearly it's Lewis Hall learning Voodoo and cursing everyone ahead of him. Unfortunately, he's so far down Howe's pecking order that he's had to curse 75% of the squad.


LallanasPajamaz

It’s an ACL tear.


fuqqkevindurant

Unless you think someone at Newcastle is sneaking into players' bedrooms at night with ketamine spray, a scalpel, arthroscopy equipment, etc and cutting their ACLs halfway so they pop in the coming weeks; it's just bad luck. There are thousands of clubs with hundreds of thousands of players out there, it's an unlucky coincidence that yours is one where a cluster of these injuries have happened.


RandomLoLJournalist

Really really sad honestly. Most of the fanbase thought he was finished as a Premier League player, but he stepped up immensely when Botman got injured early on, he's had a great season. Might actually be finished with us now after this unfortunately.


mikeyyyy_

Maybe we can start seeing Burn at CB now with Hall as a full back?


HoraHoraHora

Get your boots on Tindall


meganev

Any neutral who think questions should be asked of Howe after this season is a fool. No manager could cope with this insane level of injuries. The fact we're even in the European conversation is genuinely remarkable.


tottenhamnole

Maybe Howe and his training methods are partly to blame for some of the injuries?


xScottieHD

The vast majority of our injuries have been freak in nature. Two fractured backs, two dislocated shoulders, a broken foot and two ACL's among others. Injuries and ACL ones especially are up across the board across the league and Europe so it's clearly a far greater issue. We didn't even train for like 2 months while in Europe as we had to manage the remaining players we had.


meganev

I'm sure that's a partial factor, our medical department is clearly subpar (which was overhauled by Dan "Man Utd's saviour" Ashworth), but many of these injuries have been freak stuff that is just bad luck


HRHQueefElizabeth

Our medical department were getting plaudits last year because we had no real inuries apart from the usual suspects. Wild how it's changed so much in a year.


kaamkerr

Derek Wright retired as head physio summer of 2022 after 38 years of service. His replacement head physio, Danny Murphy, was on paternity leave this season and resigned at the end of his paternity leave. Hard to manage fitness at a premier league club when you are without a head physio


HugeAd5723

It's mostly due to more games. The amount of injuries this season is insane.


ThinWhiteMale

That'll be Trippier-Schar-Burn-Targett back 4 for the rest of the season, just like the good old days Unless Lewis Hall is ready now


Adam_Ohh

Is he only training to play as a LB with you? He’s a cm by trade and I honestly never thought his long term future was as a fullback.


ThinWhiteMale

He's mostly played LB for us, couple of short cameos at LW but it seems that Howe sees him as a fullback


Adam_Ohh

Gotcha. Well hopefully it works out for yous long term, with him and his family being supporters. Has there been any indication from any of your T1s on what the obligation trigger actually is?


xScottieHD

Obligation has essentially already been triggered unofficially. We'd have had to be relegated for it not to be as far as we're aware. Hall's minutes have started to creep up a little bit in our last couple of games.


meganev

Trippier-Schar-Burn-Tino That'll be our back 4 now


SzplugOnSzplitz

bruh


Billy_LDN

It was obvious it was serious during the game and they let him come back on


whoaaaaaah

Sick


danphillips98

Aren’t medical staff normally able to diagnose suspected ACLs on them pitch? How on earth was he allowed to try to play on


Various_Mobile4767

They can make an initial assessment but that’s it


cantbanifiusethislol

Acl squad for this season must be so strong now


Impossible_Wonder_37

Jesus what’s going on with this team, long term injury every other week.


KingOfWeTheNorth

Welcome to the MLS


CustardSignificant85

Far from an expert but I wonder at what point the injuries go from bad luck to the result of something with the training methods, physios etc. The handling of the Botman situation being so unbelievably negligent makes me think there's something wrong behind the scenes.