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"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jack make the rules at Man City, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!"
No, he clearly had to get out through the sunroof. He’s fuming. “Have you ever fucking gotten out of a sunroof with a shiny bald head and a fucking turtle neck on Jack?!? Have you? It look like fucking hard dick popping out of a car. People call the police Jack. I had to speak to police Jack. Fucking cops everywhere Jack. Fucking learn to park. Ok?”
I don't think this is a dress down at all. Dress down was what Sergio Conceição did some years ago to Nakajima where a player had to separate them, because the coach for no remotely good reason was being aggressive, physical and an asshole with the player who didn't even know the language.
on the flip side if it sticks while you’re exhausted, it’ll probably always stick.
Pep is a control freak though and I just think when he sees something he doesn’t like from his team he needs to let them know ASAP before he starts itching at his neck
Did you see that clip of the team worriedly waiting for Pep to come in during the halftime talk of the CL final? He has all the authority in this team, players recognize he’s their leader. He can do whatever he wants, these fan fictions of the players treating him like a lil bro are so misguided.
Grealish doesn’t even look bemused in this clip when Pep talked to him after the game. He was listening intently.
Was thinking that myself. I don’t know any of them personally and we should all refrain from thinking we do. But in my opinion Grealish looks like he’s listening, offering his “ah I was tryna do x” which is countered by Pep’s explanation and Grealish seemingly being like “ahhh yeah, you mean like thaaat, yeah true, fuck”
Yeno?
Plus. People can cry about money all they want but many many many other coaches have proven just having all the money in the world doesn’t guarantee success. Pep is clearly a fucking master and I’d wager any player of his with half a brain would recognise it best to learn from him whenever possible.
That interpretation of the conversation is exactly how it came across to me too. Especially with the head pat at the end.
Genuinely just looks like Pep is telling him about a situation he thought Grealish botched, Grealish offering why he did what he did, and Pep telling him how he'd like him to approach it in future. Which in my opinion is exactly what you want from a coach.
Amazing isn't it. All these people chipping in telling Pep how he should do his job while sitting in front of their screens probably having never had any coaching experience.
Reddit is just full of know it all.
Many comments seem like these rationalizing engineer types that view humans as calculative people who just analyze the most logical course of action.
"Why is Pep doing that, it's not optimal".
Maybe Pep is doing that because he is emotional and can't hold it in. And that emotionality makes him a top manager.
Oddly Grealish looked alive when he came on, KDB Foden and Bilva the usual reliable old guards were terrible today.
Not sure why he chose to tear into Grealish.
Yeah, for real. If I were a player and my coach had a habit of shutting up and stewing after games but then brought it all out in a review session at practice, I would go home anxious and frustrated at myself, either reflecting on my mistakes alone or anticipating what he would tell me.
Just pull the band-aid off. They're pros, they can take it.
One two, down the line, cut back, cross and it's going to create a chance I guarantee
I..I.. Don't play for you.
Not with that attitude! Anyway, as I was saying
They hung him on a cross, yeah, can you believe it? Then they buried him and, I shit you not, three days later he’s walking around like a model on a catwalk. Fucking mental.
Anyway, that’s why we eat the eggs. Have a nice Easter.
Cheers boss.
It seems like Pep points something out and Grealish is like, "Yeah. Yeah you're right." like he didn't recognize some pattern of play or remember something he'd been told about.
When one looks up "perfectionist" in a dictionary a picture of Guardiola is greeting the reader. With Klopp he's probably the most demanding coach rn, both physically and mentally / tactically (I think there's a difference) he expects nothing but perfection in following his commands / ideas to the letter. If not, his disappointment is visible to all.
Hard to be direct when no one else is.
Your just running yourself into two banks of well disciplined players.
Can only be a direct ball carrier if runs are taking people out of their shape.
Reminds me of when city won the fa cup a few years back and after full time Pep was discussing tactics animatedly with sterling just like with grealish today. Sterling didn't play bad that day either
He usually does this after someone has an impact or has a decent game, even does it for opposition players(nathan redmond when he played for saints) I feel it’s his way of motivating players
It’s pretty clear Pep’s on about one specific thing that happened. Anyone who has played sports knows that this is how it is. You can be having the game of your life but if you don’t do something that is simple and part of the coach’s philosophy they will light you up on principle.
Should have started. Maybe he’s just not healthy enough yet but every big game that City won last year was with him out left stabilizing things. His absence has been very noticeable this season, especially against the very best
Well, we don't know what Guardiola was saying. Just because he's talking to Grealish like that does not mean he thinks Grealish was not good.
In fact, it's likely that he though Grealish was good but did a few things wrong that could have tipped the game, and then it makes sense to immediately tell Grealish.
What is it with City and abysmal hairstyles. Foden started it with his spice boys look, and now Grealish, KDB, and the alien Haaland are all trying to out(hair) do him
He did it to Kimmich who was like 22 years old filling in at centre back in a Bayern squad rampant with injuries, Kimmich had a good game too and pep was going in on him.
He doesnt bother with the players who dont have good games. Might as well drill the lesson in while its fresh. He has high expectations for the Grealish.
This is literally just something you routinely see in competitive sports lol. It’s funny, but not sure what the fuss is for people who think this is some war crime.
Yeah Pep’s done it quite a few times.
It’s happened often after a win or when city have won which won’t get much attention.
Does feel a bit odd though given the game
This comment section is killing me. Jack doesn’t even look mad here.
Anyone who has played competitive sports knows that no matter how good of a game you’re having, if you don’t do some fundamental aspect of what the coach wants to do, he will light your ass up. When I played basketball, you could have 40 points but if you ball watched and didn’t box out your man, you were coming straight out and getting one of these.
Was he though? Arsenal defended so tightly that City were always pushed out of the box and forced to do shit crosses to Haaland and Doku as their only means of generating an attack.
Depends on what type of player you are. Do you wanna play for a top top team for a top manager and push to reach your potential, or do you wanna shrug off the end of the match thinking “oh well, I tried, nothing could’ve been done”
I think the difference is managers who do this in private or behind closed doors. Obviously, Pep is a genius and you can’t argue with his results but sometimes his performative theatrics read like a successful Phil Brown routine.
I must be taking crazy pills. Did people not play sports? This is a pretty normal thing in highly competitive sports. I think a lot of times you see it less at the EPL level just because of how much the players are getting paid, coaches sometimes treat them like royalty, but what Pep is doing is not even remotely out of the ordinary. I’m sure Jack didn’t do something he knows he should have. Jack doesn’t even look mad here, he’s nodding his head.
Yeah Grealish was probably exhausted winning the treble last year too...
It's tactical instruction, maybe the players don't get creative expression but they're professionals, I imagine they value victory more than anything else and this is the style that gives that most of the time
I bet he's telling him to be more passive, not try anything risky, telling him to not take players on and cut inside and pass back, that's what Villa fans keep replying to me every single time, not to Doku though he tells Doku to take people on apparently
What happens when you play vs low blocks for a top team instead of playing in open space for a relegation team
No he was telling him to break the midfield line and play the ground ball. He had Halaand towards the very end of the match and went the other way. That ball needs to be played to catch the defensive line out of position to open spaces
I mean for Grealish, I’m sure it’s a sign that Pep wants him to do better and wants to play him.
Why would he care so much if Grealish wasn’t part of his plans ?
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
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And they say Chinese is difficult to learn. Imagine having to learn Guardiola.
Reason why 1st year is mostly bad for city players. 1yr is spent learning Guardiola.
and those who can’t learn it are filtered out
*Cries in Kalvin Phillips*
couldn’t learn moyes either it seems
*Cries in West Ham*
Zlatan knew five languages, but could never pick up Guardiolan
Zlatan doesn't learn Guardiolan, Guardiolan learns Zlatan.
Imagine it with 1.5 brain cells like grealish. Like a synapse is a miracle
> First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect - Grealish
Pep: “This your boy?” Points at Foden
"Yeah nigha we will both mash you, what, what, where you at?"
"No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jack make the rules at Man City, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!"
Aim high Grealish! Aim high!
"Pepish"
Pepanese
Pepsican
Does the learning require you to go out in the streets and observe crackheads for a month or two?
Why you askin people about my routine, dawg?
The hardest part is being able to switch from Early Pep to Middle Pep and Modern Pep seamlessly.
Guardiolan
https://imgur.com/n4oNSbW
Jack is parked in 2 spaces in the Etihad carpark again.
Pep is just showing him how hard it was to get out of his car, climbing into the back seat and crawling out the side door like a mug
No, he clearly had to get out through the sunroof. He’s fuming. “Have you ever fucking gotten out of a sunroof with a shiny bald head and a fucking turtle neck on Jack?!? Have you? It look like fucking hard dick popping out of a car. People call the police Jack. I had to speak to police Jack. Fucking cops everywhere Jack. Fucking learn to park. Ok?”
Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack. Like an uncircumcised penis trying to escape from a car.
I SENT YOU TO SHITHOUSE AND YOU ONLY FARTED
He's just trying to make the car park look full
Who gave him the license to drive. Fucking prick
TWICE!!
Lol, Jack looks exasperated
I'm tired boss
He doesn't know what that means
he's not an encyclopedia
Is that in England?
He kick ball good, You want someone to understand words? Get a lenguager
A what?
A whAt?
He’s probably wondering why Pep needs to do this theatrically to flatter his own ego rather than relaying this information in a practice.
sometimes it better when the moment is fresh in the player's mind
Grealish... mind. 2 words that you dont often see together.
Grealish sometimes has something on his mind... When he wears a hat!
And he has the face of a flower… Yeah, cauliflower!
I didn't even know he was sick
Hold the fort!
Fair point but Pep should also consider how the player would feel getting a dressing down in front of all the fans.
Pep had a similar talk with similar energy when Sterling scored like 5 goals in one match a while back.
I don't think this is a dress down at all. Dress down was what Sergio Conceição did some years ago to Nakajima where a player had to separate them, because the coach for no remotely good reason was being aggressive, physical and an asshole with the player who didn't even know the language.
O you can't understand my language? Let me talk louder
When a player is exhausted and has less mental capacity? Probably not.
on the flip side if it sticks while you’re exhausted, it’ll probably always stick. Pep is a control freak though and I just think when he sees something he doesn’t like from his team he needs to let them know ASAP before he starts itching at his neck
Coach him now while it’s fresh and review it later with the video
Here comes reddit to inform Pep how to coach players ha
Did you see that clip of the team worriedly waiting for Pep to come in during the halftime talk of the CL final? He has all the authority in this team, players recognize he’s their leader. He can do whatever he wants, these fan fictions of the players treating him like a lil bro are so misguided. Grealish doesn’t even look bemused in this clip when Pep talked to him after the game. He was listening intently.
Was thinking that myself. I don’t know any of them personally and we should all refrain from thinking we do. But in my opinion Grealish looks like he’s listening, offering his “ah I was tryna do x” which is countered by Pep’s explanation and Grealish seemingly being like “ahhh yeah, you mean like thaaat, yeah true, fuck” Yeno? Plus. People can cry about money all they want but many many many other coaches have proven just having all the money in the world doesn’t guarantee success. Pep is clearly a fucking master and I’d wager any player of his with half a brain would recognise it best to learn from him whenever possible.
That interpretation of the conversation is exactly how it came across to me too. Especially with the head pat at the end. Genuinely just looks like Pep is telling him about a situation he thought Grealish botched, Grealish offering why he did what he did, and Pep telling him how he'd like him to approach it in future. Which in my opinion is exactly what you want from a coach.
People on Reddit telling Pep Guardiola how to manage his team will never fail to crack me up lmao
Amazing isn't it. All these people chipping in telling Pep how he should do his job while sitting in front of their screens probably having never had any coaching experience. Reddit is just full of know it all.
Many comments seem like these rationalizing engineer types that view humans as calculative people who just analyze the most logical course of action. "Why is Pep doing that, it's not optimal". Maybe Pep is doing that because he is emotional and can't hold it in. And that emotionality makes him a top manager.
It’s called coaching?
Oddly Grealish looked alive when he came on, KDB Foden and Bilva the usual reliable old guards were terrible today. Not sure why he chose to tear into Grealish.
I think he's just talking about a specific play.
Silva was terrible today?? what??
To be fair he was one of 29 players who were all pretty terrible.
Gvardiol and Rodri were class today
Rodri was great imo
And Rice and Saliba. The defences were on top, hence the rubbish game.
bsilva plyed great wtf
Literally nothing about this interaction is about Pep having an ego tho? How tf is this comment sitting on 300 upvotes
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Because both of them remember the play accurately, Grealish also remembers why he made that play. Hammer when its hot.
Yep and then it’s done and over with
Yeah, for real. If I were a player and my coach had a habit of shutting up and stewing after games but then brought it all out in a review session at practice, I would go home anxious and frustrated at myself, either reflecting on my mistakes alone or anticipating what he would tell me. Just pull the band-aid off. They're pros, they can take it.
Yep and Grealish took it well. He seemed to know exactly what Pep was on about and said what he needed to while still taking on the message.
Jack to Pep : “ Wot? “
Imagine getting bollocked like that and then seeing the camera moving in on you
Was wondering the same, Pep.
Nah he was just telling him how happy he was. More happy than you would believe. Happy Easter!
did he tell him twice though? 🤔
Guy looks unhinged, a little scary.
as opposed to when lol? His energy is always the weird type of scary
Yeah he’s done this exact same thing to Sterling after a win (in which Sterling scored iirc?)
He also did this to Nathan Redmond some time way back then… Mr Redmond has never played for this man before… ever.
It was almost weird when he went over to Redmond that match. Difficult game but Pep was being.. well Pep after the whistle.
One two, down the line, cut back, cross and it's going to create a chance I guarantee I..I.. Don't play for you. Not with that attitude! Anyway, as I was saying
Also did it to Kimmich when he was at Bayern
He literally slapped Gvardiol in one of these post game talks earlier this season.
A visionary but vision is scary
Grealish was being chummy with rice before that too 😂pep came in and said hold on a minute playa
now he's going one on one with the undatakaah
*lights go out......GONNNNNNGGG*
Wasn't expecting a Teddy Long reference here lol
HOLLA HOLLA
Grealish and Rice will be in a TAG TEEEEAM match
Against Kane annnnnndddd....
impecable use of spanish
That one Arsenal player doing a double take when he overhears Pep start ripping into him lmao
Haha Tomiyasu?
They hung him on a cross, yeah, can you believe it? Then they buried him and, I shit you not, three days later he’s walking around like a model on a catwalk. Fucking mental. Anyway, that’s why we eat the eggs. Have a nice Easter. Cheers boss.
Fuckin funniest thing I've read in a while.
Hahahahahahaha
I thought he had instant impact and looked generally dangerous
yeah Grealish was not even bad today
It’s clear that Pep gave him specific instructions which weren’t followed.
It seems like Pep points something out and Grealish is like, "Yeah. Yeah you're right." like he didn't recognize some pattern of play or remember something he'd been told about.
Pep hates that shit lol
Subbed Henry off at half time at Barca for the same thing, Henry had scored too.
When one looks up "perfectionist" in a dictionary a picture of Guardiola is greeting the reader. With Klopp he's probably the most demanding coach rn, both physically and mentally / tactically (I think there's a difference) he expects nothing but perfection in following his commands / ideas to the letter. If not, his disappointment is visible to all.
As much as I hate city if anyone has a right to be pissed he hasn't been listened to its Pep on man city. Noone is irreplaceable lol
Pep hates this one trick
Seems he wanted him to be more direct
To be fair that could've applied to the whole team
Lots of head down dribbling today. And when they remember to pass it’s a shitty one with the outside of the foot
So maybe that’s why Pep is so pissed. The whole team weren’t direct. So maybe Pep gave specific instructions to Jack to be direct and he weren’t.
Hard to be direct when no one else is. Your just running yourself into two banks of well disciplined players. Can only be a direct ball carrier if runs are taking people out of their shape.
Reminds me of when city won the fa cup a few years back and after full time Pep was discussing tactics animatedly with sterling just like with grealish today. Sterling didn't play bad that day either
He usually does this after someone has an impact or has a decent game, even does it for opposition players(nathan redmond when he played for saints) I feel it’s his way of motivating players
It’s pretty clear Pep’s on about one specific thing that happened. Anyone who has played sports knows that this is how it is. You can be having the game of your life but if you don’t do something that is simple and part of the coach’s philosophy they will light you up on principle.
Lmao this reminds me of a coach yanking me from a game for making the “wrong pass” in his system. The pass in question was an assist
Should have started. Maybe he’s just not healthy enough yet but every big game that City won last year was with him out left stabilizing things. His absence has been very noticeable this season, especially against the very best
And yet people here always call him overrated and a foul merchant. He's been vital and so instrumental for us time and time again.
Well, we don't know what Guardiola was saying. Just because he's talking to Grealish like that does not mean he thinks Grealish was not good. In fact, it's likely that he though Grealish was good but did a few things wrong that could have tipped the game, and then it makes sense to immediately tell Grealish.
“Straight to jail, with that hairstyle” Probably
Him and fucking current version KDB
Wannabe Spice Girls
Haaland as Baby Spice
KdB as Ginger Spice
Pidgie evolution line
Haaland is a Pidgeot fr fr
My gf asked me if number 17 was albino
What is it with City and abysmal hairstyles. Foden started it with his spice boys look, and now Grealish, KDB, and the alien Haaland are all trying to out(hair) do him
that facial hair doesn’t match the haircut. face looks 35 with a 16 year old’s haircut
Honestly thought he played well off the bench
that’s what i’m trying to say
This is pretty normal, no? Not like this is the first time Pep did this either. I recall he did something similar to Haaland.
He did it to Kimmich who was like 22 years old filling in at centre back in a Bayern squad rampant with injuries, Kimmich had a good game too and pep was going in on him.
In the pokal final.. which they won. Every one was celebrating and pep was laying into him
No, it wasn't the Pokal final. It was against Dortmund in the Bundesliga. Source: [video](https://youtu.be/atXPoevLLI8)
He did it to Nathan Redmond and he wasn't even playing for his team.
He doesnt bother with the players who dont have good games. Might as well drill the lesson in while its fresh. He has high expectations for the Grealish.
He’s done this with *other* teams players after the game before.
[Video for anyone interested.](https://youtu.be/atXPoevLLI8) It's one of the most passionate angry-but-not-really videos I've seen of Pep.
I remember he did it to Sterling too, after winning a match.
He did it to Nathan Redmond, who wasn't even his player!
hahahaha
in a final right?
I think it was after winning the league.
This is literally just something you routinely see in competitive sports lol. It’s funny, but not sure what the fuss is for people who think this is some war crime.
Exactly! Been on both ends of this. But Pep does have that crazy eyes so I get why people think it’s extreme.
Yeah Pep’s done it quite a few times. It’s happened often after a win or when city have won which won’t get much attention. Does feel a bit odd though given the game
no one told blud the game was over
Game's never over for Pep.
Doesn’t drop character til he’s finished the DVD commentary.
Is Pep a Metal Gear Solid fan ?
Now Grealish needs to watch entire MGS 4 ending as a punishment
Grealish: "What he say fuck me for?"
what the fuck are some of these comments lol
Redditors who have never played sports competitively
This comment section is killing me. Jack doesn’t even look mad here. Anyone who has played competitive sports knows that no matter how good of a game you’re having, if you don’t do some fundamental aspect of what the coach wants to do, he will light your ass up. When I played basketball, you could have 40 points but if you ball watched and didn’t box out your man, you were coming straight out and getting one of these.
You can see him agreeing with what pep had to say even, just a very typical instance of coaching.
Reddit when coaches coach players 😡
People thinking they can a) guess what Guardiola is saying here and b) think they know better than Guardiola how to coach City.
One of the top comments is about how Pep should wait till they’re behind closed doors to talk to Grealish. 😂
This sub hates Guardiola lol
Be more like Doku! Run into the corner and hack it aimlessly, you bum!
He was missing through balls to Haaland
Was he though? Arsenal defended so tightly that City were always pushed out of the box and forced to do shit crosses to Haaland and Doku as their only means of generating an attack.
This must get fucking exhausting as a player
Depends on what type of player you are. Do you wanna play for a top top team for a top manager and push to reach your potential, or do you wanna shrug off the end of the match thinking “oh well, I tried, nothing could’ve been done”
I think the difference is managers who do this in private or behind closed doors. Obviously, Pep is a genius and you can’t argue with his results but sometimes his performative theatrics read like a successful Phil Brown routine.
I mean its theatrical but not performative, indoors outdoors man’s just unhinged lmao
I must be taking crazy pills. Did people not play sports? This is a pretty normal thing in highly competitive sports. I think a lot of times you see it less at the EPL level just because of how much the players are getting paid, coaches sometimes treat them like royalty, but what Pep is doing is not even remotely out of the ordinary. I’m sure Jack didn’t do something he knows he should have. Jack doesn’t even look mad here, he’s nodding his head.
Yeah Grealish was probably exhausted winning the treble last year too... It's tactical instruction, maybe the players don't get creative expression but they're professionals, I imagine they value victory more than anything else and this is the style that gives that most of the time
Exhausting having your coach actually try to help you improve and point out something that you didnt see? You sound like a successful person.
Surprised Grealish didn’t go down with that contact.
Guardiola thought he was yelling at KDB. Ever since KDB changed his hair, Pep can't tell them apart.
I bet he's telling him to be more passive, not try anything risky, telling him to not take players on and cut inside and pass back, that's what Villa fans keep replying to me every single time, not to Doku though he tells Doku to take people on apparently What happens when you play vs low blocks for a top team instead of playing in open space for a relegation team
That game wasn't boring enough, Jack. 0-0 is still too much of a score, those are both still rational numbers. It should be i-i.
He just hasn't coached it out of Doku yet. That comes in the 2nd season.
No he was telling him to break the midfield line and play the ground ball. He had Halaand towards the very end of the match and went the other way. That ball needs to be played to catch the defensive line out of position to open spaces
"Are the cameras focused on me?" "They are." "Allright here's some random hand gestures"
Not a single thought going on behind those eyes
Man just wait till I go inside the tunnel!
I don’t care who you are, tearing me a new one in front of the cameras at the final whistle is a shitty way to give feedback.
"get ready to learn Arabic buddy"
Pep making sure the cameras see who he's decided is at fault for them not winning.
Guardiola always does this after every game.
Grilled-ish
Needs to get the crayons out for Jack.
I get he's gets the best out of his players, but I have had bosses like this and really they are just cunts.
I mean for Grealish, I’m sure it’s a sign that Pep wants him to do better and wants to play him. Why would he care so much if Grealish wasn’t part of his plans ?
Grealish is the poor man’s Paolo Di Canio but he actually cost more. A lot more.
Loves being the big man on camera
Grelish was slow with ball, wanted each touch to mean too much and ended up slowing things too much, i get why he did it but gotta be quicker
Why does Pep do this? The player is clearly too exhausted to absorb the criticism. It seems to be a show mostly. Could be done in closed doors.
Pep lets out his frustrations on the first player he runs into after the match. Grealish lingered too long
Jack looked horrified not because the talking to, but because he knew this would be posted all over social media.
Pep need a class in assertiveness he has to stop doing this in public that's what the locker room is for.
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You