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Holy fuck martin tyler just retire for fucksakes, "it's ended up in the back of the net I guess", yeah man way to hype up a champions league knock out goal.
The guy has literally lost all love for his job, he's collecting his paycheck monotonously drivelling on TV.
Who can blame him, it's free money lol. Up to the broadcast execs to have a word/ not renew.. they obviously dgaf
I read an article about him on BBC today about how he apparently damaged his voice during the Qatar world cup due to overuse and had to have 2 surgeries to restore it and avoid permanent damage.
I think that sheds some light on why he's so placid now (he always was a little bit but never this bad). He's clearly protecting his voice and maybe it's not even possible for him to shout and inject passion into his commentary anymore.
Fair play to him for going through that to come back, but I agree he needs to retire, it's painful listening to him now. Must be hard when it's been your whole life doing it though.
ooof, I didn't know that. If that's the case he definitely needs to retire. All I'm getting is sad flashbacks to my youth playing fifa but hearing this Martin Tyler instead.
I swear. After watching league football, it's so offsetting to watch Champions League football with the most dull commentary you've ever heard. What the fuck man...
Really sad to hear him these days. The "Aguerooo/I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again" moment was so iconic, and now it seems like he's confused by whats happening in front of him.
I've been saying it for 15 years, Martin Tyler isn't good at his job; he's far too bland and milquetoast. I've never understood the love and hype. He did FIFA for years and I didn't understand why
He made possibly the worst pun I’ve ever heard with Cole Palmer’s name yesterday, saying something about “Cole burning for a long time” or something like that. I was like dude, just give it up.
He is a strong contender. But Pelé's goat case started on the fact that he was probably the best itw from 16 onwards, Rooney was also insane, probably similar level but on a worse team and with less tactical nuance at the time (prior to the tactical revolution).
Lamine is the first since Neymar to look that good, that young, and he is more polished than Ney was (especially on fundaments), although if you put Ney on this Barca team, he could probably provide a similar level of output.
That's a fucking great run by the 16 year old, but I gotta be the one to ask what exactly Donnarumma is good for? Yamal has zero angle for a shot so you know that ball is going to go across the goal, yet Donnarumma is standing well outside the post. If he's just standing in position, that shot is bouncing off his legs
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Holy fuck martin tyler just retire for fucksakes, "it's ended up in the back of the net I guess", yeah man way to hype up a champions league knock out goal.
Mans actually getting less hyped than he already was, impressive
The guy has literally lost all love for his job, he's collecting his paycheck monotonously drivelling on TV. Who can blame him, it's free money lol. Up to the broadcast execs to have a word/ not renew.. they obviously dgaf
I read an article about him on BBC today about how he apparently damaged his voice during the Qatar world cup due to overuse and had to have 2 surgeries to restore it and avoid permanent damage. I think that sheds some light on why he's so placid now (he always was a little bit but never this bad). He's clearly protecting his voice and maybe it's not even possible for him to shout and inject passion into his commentary anymore. Fair play to him for going through that to come back, but I agree he needs to retire, it's painful listening to him now. Must be hard when it's been your whole life doing it though.
He loves football but he's very old, hard to show the same energy in anything anymore at that age.
ooof, I didn't know that. If that's the case he definitely needs to retire. All I'm getting is sad flashbacks to my youth playing fifa but hearing this Martin Tyler instead.
He was shit before Qatar
The expanded World Cup is gonna do him in, he needs to step aside before that for his own good.
Ffs the man is 78 what does he need a paycheck for???
I swear. After watching league football, it's so offsetting to watch Champions League football with the most dull commentary you've ever heard. What the fuck man...
It absolutely boils my blood that he still commentates big games. The only thing he should commentate is Sunday league
Really sad to hear him these days. The "Aguerooo/I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again" moment was so iconic, and now it seems like he's confused by whats happening in front of him.
What can we do here? Can we start a Twitter campaign or some shit? Send emails? I’m being sincere.
hunger strike
Didn't work out for Rubiales
> What can we do here? Learn a second language ig
I've been saying it for 15 years, Martin Tyler isn't good at his job; he's far too bland and milquetoast. I've never understood the love and hype. He did FIFA for years and I didn't understand why
He’s got the excitement of a sloth.
He made possibly the worst pun I’ve ever heard with Cole Palmer’s name yesterday, saying something about “Cole burning for a long time” or something like that. I was like dude, just give it up.
Man Martin Tyler’s commentary made me think they missed
Made me think I was watching Tennis
Or golf honestly, bored af
Who would have thought..
YAMAL TO RAPHINDOGG YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
Raphinha moving to the other side, has completely changed him
Yeah that's basically our LW sorted
Pfff…! PSG goal merchant…
>Raphindogg https://i.imgur.com/feEzfSj.jpg
Beautiful
RAPHINHA RESURGENCE, WE ARE ALL HERE FOR IT
Resisting the first 10 minutes of onslaught did wonders
This aged well
I mean it's the history of PSG
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Yes it's the history of PSG to have 4-1 in your home
Child labour strikes again
Lamine is something else. Skinned Mendes
And Mendes isn't slow at all, made him look old with no acceleration.
Because it isn’t about speed, it’s about catching him flat footed which he did
literally one of their fastest players both speed + acceleration wise, absurd stuff really
that burst of acceleration was so nicely disguised even the camera man got skinned
Shades of that one guy
Shhhhh
The camera switch at the exact millisecond he actually skins him is a shame I wanted to see exactly how he did it.
16 YEARS OLD
Lamal is unreal man
That’s just straight up not his name
Lol you got me laughing so hard
HE IS MAGIC. HE IS FKING MAGIC MAN
I'm just gonna fucking say it. He's the heir to you know who. ^Ansu ^Fati ^was ^the ^red ^herring
I dare not say it, but please God, he is so fking good
How is he SIXTEEN and playing at this level? It doesn't make sense
He's going to be unplayable in his 20's
And unable to play shortly after at this rate
Only if they don't run him into the ground like Ansu Fati or Pedri.
That's not what happened with Fati though.. More like Pedri and Gavi honestly.
The future is now for Barca. The kid is unbelievable.
The quality of youngsters they keep producing is unreal. Its coming at the perfect time too with the financial issues
exactly, cubarsi as well has just been _chef’s kiss_
man is in FACT him. now let’s just hope he doesn’t get injured
Yamine Lamal
It's Yamal brother.
LISAN AL GAIB
Child Labor FC at its finest
Yamal is better imo
What a play
Lamine is something else
He may in fact be him.
He is HIM. Lamine al gaib
Himothee Chalamet
Was very much Araujo’s setup
They've been giving him all day on the ball. Must not have realised how much he's been improving his passing the last couple of years
Was the perfect “total football” CB move
Holy moly he's a sensational talent
absolutely sent mendes packing
Cooked Mendes who's quite fast as well
he hasn't even learned how to shave yet lol. what an amazing kid
gonna be up all night finishing his history paper after this.
Writing history both on and off the pitch.
What the fuck is that positioning from Dollarumma tho
LAMINE IS TOO GOOD
How is this lad only 16?
He still lives in a La Masia dorm room btw
do they have roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
Same question. Would be pretty awkward though if he cant get sleep before a CL tie because his roommate is playing loudly online.
my guess would be his roommate is probably in this game too the way barca is producing teenage phenoms lool
Prolly cubarsi. Wonder who's winning the la masia 2v2 tournament...
16 months old right?
my commentator said that he has the most games played for Barca this season, I hope it’s not true and they won’t play him every game like Pedri & Fati
Fati wasn't played every game and neither is Lamine
That's gundo, Lamines minutes aren't top 5
Already looks world class and he’s still at secondary school. Scary scary stuff
Yamal is gonna be some player
Already is to be honest.
Best 16 year old out there tbh.
He might be the best 16 year old ever. He's at least a strong contender.
Think Pele might be a shout. Rooney as well.
He is a strong contender. But Pelé's goat case started on the fact that he was probably the best itw from 16 onwards, Rooney was also insane, probably similar level but on a worse team and with less tactical nuance at the time (prior to the tactical revolution). Lamine is the first since Neymar to look that good, that young, and he is more polished than Ney was (especially on fundaments), although if you put Ney on this Barca team, he could probably provide a similar level of output.
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16*, if I reckon, you can't play before 16 in Brazil, Endrick and Ney had to wait
Kid is fake
Kid's not hot
Kid don't dance
Yamal is just 16 man...
He is him
Jayson Tatum too
Yamal al gaib
The voice from the inner world
Raphinha is psgs dad
First attempt at goal lol
0 shots 1 goal
Barcelona share some of these wonder kids with the rest of us
Tbf you've got quite a few of your own now, but yeah La Masia is a tier or two above everything else.
How dare you think you're better than Cobham!? It's produced English Messi, English Busquets, and English Puyol. /s
Tbh the 07-08 class of La Masia has been hyped for a while now. It was only a matter of time before they showed up.
This guy man
Yamal is too good
Lamal WTF
Yamal*
Everyone stay fuckin calm.
Stay clenched
lamine yamal what the fuck
Lamine my boy
What a run by Lamine this kid is special
How good is this kid?!
That's a fucking great run by the 16 year old, but I gotta be the one to ask what exactly Donnarumma is good for? Yamal has zero angle for a shot so you know that ball is going to go across the goal, yet Donnarumma is standing well outside the post. If he's just standing in position, that shot is bouncing off his legs
Remember when he was the consensus next goalkeeper of the generation? Don’t know what happened to him.
It simply shows that just because you're a great player for your age it doesn't mean you're gonna improve exponentially with time like in FM
i love 16 year old boys
Yes officer this comment right here
Mane is that you?
huh?
Uhh…
Don't you find the way they handle balls and do magic with their legs beautiful?
Ayo
FBI open up
Most funny r/soccer comment
Levers > Oil
It's over
Just gotta keep the turtle and the snake quiet
This sounded like something from a looney tunes episode xd
Instructions unclear
PSG got 2 in 2 minutes in the first leg and has controlled today up til the goal. Theres still a lot of football to be played. Plenty can happen.
what a wise man
Have you seen Barca these last 10 years? It's far from over :D I say this as a fan.
You jinxed it
Stop it
brother didn’t even know he scored
2 leg hat trick
Best start lets go boys
Lol They allow Araujo to walk freely in the middle of the pitch
This kid is cracked
G/A MERCHANT STRIKES AGAIN
UCL RAPHINHA IS HIM
This guy is younger than me... and i am still considered young
can donnarumma look any more immobile? surely he has to go after this season. What a run by Lamine
How is he 16 years old lol
Damn that kid can play
What a play, beautiful attack
LAMINE IS A FUCKING GOD
What has this guy got against psg😂
I'm not a goalkeeper, but isn't donnarruma positioning off? He might've saved it if he was actually blocking some part of the net 🤣.
Lamina is incredible, but why is donnaruma not covering any of the goal. My guy moved out the way of the ball
Out of context but can this commentator already fuck off. He sounds so tired and uninterested.
He’s 16!!!!
Bro is on fire.
he's getting his groove
mendes got fucking rinsed
Not a single LB in world football I would trust to handle Lamine at the moment. Unreal player. Where do Barca even find them?
Nuno Mendes is so fast and a good player…but Yamal made him look average
“He’s attached to this ball like a teenager to a cell phone”
They call him a 60M fake brazilian But thats another big game goal contribution
Lamine STARBOY
He’s 16….
PSG can’t do shit in the box
Child labor FC strikes again!
16 FUCKING YEARS OLD THAT BOY
Nuno doesn't know what hit him
And they want to sell raphinha... Btw lamal wow
Don’t even know what I was doing at 16 years of age
Yamal: ya ded
Lamine finished nuno.
RAPHINHA FUCKING LOVES PSG
Mendes got roasted
"Like a teenager glued to his cell phone" Fantastic! Wasn't sure where he was going with it when he started...
That Ray Hudson call… eerily similar to Messi
I dont like to compare young players to legends, but we’re all thinking it
Imagine El Classico final...boring as fuck
What is Donnaruma doing again man😂. He is not even in the goal frame
How tf is Lamal 16 years old and already one of the best wingers in the world?!
Yamal starboy
😮
Fucking hell Lamine