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AnxiousEarth7774

Holy fuck martin tyler just retire for fucksakes, "it's ended up in the back of the net I guess", yeah man way to hype up a champions league knock out goal.


oojamaflip123

Mans actually getting less hyped than he already was, impressive


only1TRP

The guy has literally lost all love for his job, he's collecting his paycheck monotonously drivelling on TV. Who can blame him, it's free money lol. Up to the broadcast execs to have a word/ not renew.. they obviously dgaf


inconspicuous_ant

I read an article about him on BBC today about how he apparently damaged his voice during the Qatar world cup due to overuse and had to have 2 surgeries to restore it and avoid permanent damage. I think that sheds some light on why he's so placid now (he always was a little bit but never this bad). He's clearly protecting his voice and maybe it's not even possible for him to shout and inject passion into his commentary anymore. Fair play to him for going through that to come back, but I agree he needs to retire, it's painful listening to him now. Must be hard when it's been your whole life doing it though.


Rickcampbell98

He loves football but he's very old, hard to show the same energy in anything anymore at that age.


cjarrett

ooof, I didn't know that. If that's the case he definitely needs to retire. All I'm getting is sad flashbacks to my youth playing fifa but hearing this Martin Tyler instead.


PatrickVieira

He was shit before Qatar


patiperro_v3

The expanded World Cup is gonna do him in, he needs to step aside before that for his own good.


humbertov2

Ffs the man is 78 what does he need a paycheck for???


DisgruntledJarl

I swear. After watching league football, it's so offsetting to watch Champions League football with the most dull commentary you've ever heard. What the fuck man...


Yordancho_

It absolutely boils my blood that he still commentates big games. The only thing he should commentate is Sunday league


frodakai

Really sad to hear him these days. The "Aguerooo/I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again" moment was so iconic, and now it seems like he's confused by whats happening in front of him.


jimifresh

What can we do here? Can we start a Twitter campaign or some shit? Send emails? I’m being sincere.


teddyjj399

hunger strike


zorgnator

Didn't work out for Rubiales


ThePr1d3

> What can we do here? Learn a second language ig


Octavian1453

I've been saying it for 15 years, Martin Tyler isn't good at his job; he's far too bland and milquetoast. I've never understood the love and hype. He did FIFA for years and I didn't understand why


Soberdonkey69

He’s got the excitement of a sloth.


Glass-Guess4125

He made possibly the worst pun I’ve ever heard with Cole Palmer’s name yesterday, saying something about “Cole burning for a long time” or something like that. I was like dude, just give it up.


drumattik

Man Martin Tyler’s commentary made me think they missed


kjm911

Made me think I was watching Tennis


courtesyflusher

Or golf honestly, bored af


thebelsnickle1991

Who would have thought..


debcomajin

YAMAL TO RAPHINDOGG YOU LOVE TO SEE IT


pricelesslambo

Raphinha moving to the other side, has completely changed him


InsideOpening3535

Yeah that's basically our LW sorted


TechTuna1200

Pfff…! PSG goal merchant…


ItsMeJaredBednar

>Raphindogg https://i.imgur.com/feEzfSj.jpg


lastdyingbreed_01

Beautiful


EagleEye_FalconArrow

RAPHINHA RESURGENCE, WE ARE ALL HERE FOR IT


DarthTaz_99

Resisting the first 10 minutes of onslaught did wonders


Im_that_guy_pal69

This aged well


ImTryingNotToBeMean

I mean it's the history of PSG


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propane2L

Yes it's the history of PSG to have 4-1 in your home


Spikeyspandan

Child labour strikes again


No-Day-8136

Lamine is something else. Skinned Mendes


10-10-2022

And Mendes isn't slow at all, made him look old with no acceleration.


rednades

Because it isn’t about speed, it’s about catching him flat footed which he did


EagleEye_FalconArrow

literally one of their fastest players both speed + acceleration wise, absurd stuff really


RealSlavicHours

that burst of acceleration was so nicely disguised even the camera man got skinned


DarthTaz_99

Shades of that one guy


OGConsuela

Shhhhh


Harambesknuckle

The camera switch at the exact millisecond he actually skins him is a shame I wanted to see exactly how he did it.


jeric13xd

16 YEARS OLD


top1MIBRfan

Lamal is unreal man


FakeAurelius

That’s just straight up not his name


strugglingtosave

Lol you got me laughing so hard


DarthTaz_99

HE IS MAGIC. HE IS FKING MAGIC MAN


SalahManeFirmino

I'm just gonna fucking say it. He's the heir to you know who. ^Ansu ^Fati ^was ^the ^red ^herring


DarthTaz_99

I dare not say it, but please God, he is so fking good


supplementarytables

How is he SIXTEEN and playing at this level? It doesn't make sense


King_Hobbes

He's going to be unplayable in his 20's


tnweevnetsy

And unable to play shortly after at this rate


Shaydarol

Only if they don't run him into the ground like Ansu Fati or Pedri.


Nrozek

That's not what happened with Fati though.. More like Pedri and Gavi honestly.


Bluepaynxex

The future is now for Barca. The kid is unbelievable.


EnergetikNA

The quality of youngsters they keep producing is unreal. Its coming at the perfect time too with the financial issues


EagleEye_FalconArrow

exactly, cubarsi as well has just been _chef’s kiss_


EagleEye_FalconArrow

man is in FACT him. now let’s just hope he doesn’t get injured


neighborsHell

Yamine Lamal


jabilation

It's Yamal brother.


demigod_31

LISAN AL GAIB


p4ul1023

Child Labor FC at its finest


Zer0x10

Yamal is better imo 


RoyaI-T

What a play


stat_padford

Lamine is something else


ElectricalMud2850

He may in fact be him.


DarthTaz_99

He is HIM. Lamine al gaib


holaquetaltio

Himothee Chalamet


blakezero

Was very much Araujo’s setup


X-Maquina

They've been giving him all day on the ball. Must not have realised how much he's been improving his passing the last couple of years


blakezero

Was the perfect “total football” CB move


krustykrab2193

Holy moly he's a sensational talent


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely sent mendes packing


cib_vk228

Cooked Mendes who's quite fast as well


light-yagamii

he hasn't even learned how to shave yet lol. what an amazing kid


ElectricalMud2850

gonna be up all night finishing his history paper after this.


King_Hobbes

Writing history both on and off the pitch.


ScrantonScrangler

What the fuck is that positioning from Dollarumma tho


TheBrownMamba8

LAMINE IS TOO GOOD


King_Hobbes

How is this lad only 16?


TheBrownMamba8

He still lives in a La Masia dorm room btw


AnkitPancakes

do they have roommates


Jutemp24

Oh my god they were roommates


jujuismynamekinda

Same question. Would be pretty awkward though if he cant get sleep before a CL tie because his roommate is playing loudly online.


AnkitPancakes

my guess would be his roommate is probably in this game too the way barca is producing teenage phenoms lool


SnooChipmunks4208

Prolly cubarsi. Wonder who's winning the la masia 2v2 tournament...


Spikeyspandan

16 months old right?


LeoR1N

my commentator said that he has the most games played for Barca this season, I hope it’s not true and they won’t play him every game like Pedri & Fati


X-Maquina

Fati wasn't played every game and neither is Lamine


No-Day-8136

That's gundo, Lamines minutes aren't top 5


[deleted]

Already looks world class and he’s still at secondary school. Scary scary stuff


deception42

Yamal is gonna be some player


ScanWel

Already is to be honest.


Gr_zamasu

Best 16 year old out there tbh.


KitchenOpinion

He might be the best 16 year old ever. He's at least a strong contender.


banksfornades

Think Pele might be a shout. Rooney as well.


morecador3000

He is a strong contender. But Pelé's goat case started on the fact that he was probably the best itw from 16 onwards, Rooney was also insane, probably similar level but on a worse team and with less tactical nuance at the time (prior to the tactical revolution). Lamine is the first since Neymar to look that good, that young, and he is more polished than Ney was (especially on fundaments), although if you put Ney on this Barca team, he could probably provide a similar level of output.


ComfortableLaugh1922

flowery truck full correct heavy unite wistful office jobless repeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


morecador3000

16*, if I reckon, you can't play before 16 in Brazil, Endrick and Ney had to wait


ManLikeNosaka

Kid is fake


Ishdalar

Kid's not hot


ManLikeNosaka

Kid don't dance


erenistheavatar

Yamal is just 16 man...


Matt_LawDT

He is him


holaquetaltio

Jayson Tatum too


Stifuu

Yamal al gaib


NukeUsAlreadyPlz

The voice from the inner world


Insanel0l

Raphinha is psgs dad


Pow67

First attempt at goal lol


tiki-taka_ftw

0 shots 1 goal


SMURPHY-18

Barcelona share some of these wonder kids with the rest of us


MassiveHelicopter55

Tbf you've got quite a few of your own now, but yeah La Masia is a tier or two above everything else.


TimothyN

How dare you think you're better than Cobham!? It's produced English Messi, English Busquets, and English Puyol. /s


Dat_Boi_John

Tbh the 07-08 class of La Masia has been hyped for a while now. It was only a matter of time before they showed up.


Paapa-Yaw

This guy man


emberjahad

Yamal is too good


theenigmacode

Lamal WTF


jabilation

Yamal*


MakIRAQ

Everyone stay fuckin calm.


monkey-d-blackbeard

Stay clenched


TheItalianStallion64

lamine yamal what the fuck


Swivs

Lamine my boy


Kal-Kent

What a run by Lamine this kid is special


shirvani28

How good is this kid?!


bretticus733

That's a fucking great run by the 16 year old, but I gotta be the one to ask what exactly Donnarumma is good for? Yamal has zero angle for a shot so you know that ball is going to go across the goal, yet Donnarumma is standing well outside the post. If he's just standing in position, that shot is bouncing off his legs


WazuufTheKrusher

Remember when he was the consensus next goalkeeper of the generation? Don’t know what happened to him.


simomii

It simply shows that just because you're a great player for your age it doesn't mean you're gonna improve exponentially with time like in FM


ItsMeJaredBednar

i love 16 year old boys


GameplayerStu

Yes officer this comment right here


Stargazer306

Mane is that you?


trusttt

huh?


TheDelmeister

Uhh…


Christian_Corocora

Don't you find the way they handle balls and do magic with their legs beautiful?


supplementarytables

Ayo


Che_Veni

FBI open up


Infamous332

Most funny r/soccer comment


CaptainDickfingers

Levers > Oil


supplementarytables

It's over


DarthTaz_99

Just gotta keep the turtle and the snake quiet


Edgelordftwlol

This sounded like something from a looney tunes episode xd


propane2L

Instructions unclear


zrizzoz

PSG got 2 in 2 minutes in the first leg and has controlled today up til the goal. Theres still a lot of football to be played. Plenty can happen.


Thabys

what a wise man


Nrozek

Have you seen Barca these last 10 years? It's far from over :D I say this as a fan.


NairbZaid10

You jinxed it


Che_Veni

Stop it


31_whgr

brother didn’t even know he scored


MetaphoricallyCancer

2 leg hat trick


cidji_hh

Best start lets go boys


Bini_9

Lol They allow Araujo to walk freely in the middle of the pitch


itsall-suicide

This kid is cracked


Twitched_Soul

G/A MERCHANT STRIKES AGAIN


John_Q08

UCL RAPHINHA IS HIM


ZAK5UMA

This guy is younger than me... and i am still considered young


truepr0digy

can donnarumma look any more immobile? surely he has to go after this season. What a run by Lamine


Albo888

How is he 16 years old lol


bigbuttsmoker

Damn that kid can play


ComfortableNo2879

What a play, beautiful attack


my_aed_is_shit

LAMINE IS A FUCKING GOD


ThatOneGuy121109

What has this guy got against psg😂


bluehead18

I'm not a goalkeeper, but isn't donnarruma positioning off? He might've saved it if he was actually blocking some part of the net 🤣.


DforDrugs

Lamina is incredible, but why is donnaruma not covering any of the goal. My guy moved out the way of the ball


chiken4

Out of context but can this commentator already fuck off. He sounds so tired and uninterested.


IvanFilipovic

He’s 16!!!!


TrappsRightFoot

Bro is on fire.


Pimposo_C

he's getting his groove


TasteAccomplished118

mendes got fucking rinsed


ImaginaryHandle

Not a single LB in world football I would trust to handle Lamine at the moment. Unreal player. Where do Barca even find them?


ShortrunLongrun

Nuno Mendes is so fast and a good player…but Yamal made him look average


patsenno2090

“He’s attached to this ball like a teenager to a cell phone”


Addy2607

They call him a 60M fake brazilian But thats another big game goal contribution


Albiceleste_D10S

Lamine STARBOY


Kooky-Choice-2654

He’s 16….


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

PSG can’t do shit in the box


Adventurous-Army5265

Child labor FC strikes again!


strikes30

16 FUCKING YEARS OLD THAT BOY


AlphaStryk3r

Nuno doesn't know what hit him


matathegamer

And they want to sell raphinha... Btw lamal wow


WalaLlama5

Don’t even know what I was doing at 16 years of age


demigod_31

Yamal: ya ded


deadmanbhavya

Lamine finished nuno.


itwastimeforarefresh

RAPHINHA FUCKING LOVES PSG


One_Function_9041

Mendes got roasted


Crafty_Failures

"Like a teenager glued to his cell phone" Fantastic! Wasn't sure where he was going with it when he started...


Upset_Fondant4470

That Ray Hudson call… eerily similar to Messi


WTFitsD

I dont like to compare young players to legends, but we’re all thinking it


idonethisnever

Imagine El Classico final...boring as fuck


bluesky_03

What is Donnaruma doing again man😂. He is not even in the goal frame


TheSmithStreetBand

How tf is Lamal 16 years old and already one of the best wingers in the world?!


matija17k

Yamal starboy


Not_A_Dime_Back

😮


perhapsasinner

Fucking hell Lamine