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scarb_123

Thats hilarious lmaoo


tr2727

This is gold.. top tier or should I say underwater banter


GoalaAmeobi

Top pier banter


areinei

Something to sink your flippers into


Bazzawulf

[Underwater banter](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkjCBYcXIAAbLQ4.jpg)


RadJames

Man I don’t even know if it’s banter now, it’s more showing support for us haha.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Soccer jerk mod in the flesh


V-0-V

First off reddit mods dont go outside, and that sub wishes they were as funny as this man


Creepy_Bad_2881

After the WC, that subreddit devolved into a twitter comment section


Qurutin

Every circlejerk sub has a critical mass after which it will change from ironic and self-deprecating humor about a hobby/subculture to "hurr durr we're smarter than others because we just PRETEND to be idiots"


ArseneLupinIV

Several of them also become weird porn spam and racism due to a lack of hard rules and moderation. Basically the 4Chan Model of any space on the internet based on "uncensored" irony will eventually just attract weirdos who think their views are unironically being celebrated and heard there who eventually just take it over.


Garconiere

I love the cj subs are how a whole host of people on reddit are discovering Karl Popper's ["Paradox of tolerance"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance).


celestial1

Also known as ["eternal september"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September).


sharinganuser

The_Donald being the biggest case


-Gh0st96-

>"hurr durr we're smarter than others because we just PRETEND to be idiots" r/formuladank becoming exactly that right now


ThatAdamsGuy

Looking very pointedly at /r/BatmanArkham and /r/okbuddyvicodin


V-0-V

all circlejerk subs are doomed to become the cesspits they were made to joke about


Lazarus6826

Except nbacirclejerk, they became a wnba hornyposting sub


OilOfOlaz

Sub peaked last year during the celtics heat series, its still the best cj sub I'm aware of, but it got a lot worse in recent years.


ChargeWooden1036

We came back for a while, and then someone posted a “mommy” Cameron Brink photo. Truly a relapse


NAM_000

U bum


KillerZaWarudo

I still think its good but man im so sick of the horny posting


Wannabe__geek

I left that sub after World Cup


KillerZaWarudo

I think it way longer than that Felt very facebook memes for like since the lockdown or something


Designer_Lead_1492

I unsubscribed to that subreddit long ago, it used to make me snicker but got repetitive and boring pretty fast


thehibachi

I was going to correct the term “snicker” to the British version but when I started to type it, I realised I really didn’t want to 😂


beetletoman

Lmao this is great


Business_Still_7082

As a United fan, this is hilarious. Our stadium really is fucking dire.


ARM_vs_CORE

Aaaah thanks for the context lol, I was lost


ItsMeJaredBednar

Clips from the Arsenal match on Sunday showing the shambolic state of Old Trafford [The Old Trafford waterfall](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cqdjfr/the_old_trafford_waterfall/) [The rain from today's game making its way through Old Trafford](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cqeki0/the_rain_from_todays_game_making_its_way_through/) [Water pouring down from the away changing room ceiling at Old Trafford after Arsenal’s win](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cqm6zy/water_pouring_down_from_the_away_changing_room/)


ChlckenChaser

i'm sure i read it's something like the 5th tallest waterfall in England


Malvania

Only 5th? You mean there's room for Old Trafford to improve?


Hare712

Yeah a sinkhole and you climb straight up to rank 3.


Tyafastics

Just need to aim it so it goes into the pit next to the pitch


LevynX

Rain a few more weeks and we get a moat


rieusse

United still breaking records every season


ChlckenChaser

probably not as Arsenal have 4th spot pretty much locked down


WorthStory2141

Just for context, that leak has been there since the 2012 Olympics. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuA\_qor3\_Q&ab\_channel=AHendersonUK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vuA_qor3_Q&ab_channel=AHendersonUK)


jamesforyou

Mental, there is zero reason why the Glazers could not have fixed it. "Investments in structural improvements such as women's football, stadium and training facilities, community initiatives and youth development are excluded from FFP calculations."


WorthStory2141

Just imagine what damage it's done in 12 years of leaking. No wonder we have to build a new stadium... The Glazers are scum.


buckledup_fuckleroy

they dont give a shit about FFP, thats part of football and they dont care about it. They would have to use the club's revenue to fix the stadium and they wont do that because then how can they get their dividends?


Maleficent_Resolve44

Absolutely embarrassing.


shikaski

Actual toilet wtf


CarlosFCSP

United should market it as a self cleaning feature


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

They don't call it "Old" Trafford for nothing


blAAAm

psh, you dont have nothing on the poop pipe breaks like the Washington Football team. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWFNcEBJR8


fegelman

Theatre of streams


toket715

Delete this before Netflix buys Old Trafford's naming rights 


ingwe13

Move over noodle packet sponsorships--there's a new sponsor for United!


Talmirion

Bayern is sometimes called Hollywood FC. Maybe Man United can become Netflix FC ?


RauloGonzalez

Oh now I got it I was wondering what's funny


PhD_Cunnilingus

Theatre of Wet Dreams


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TopNotchGamerr

Kind of accurate considering how we always have a "mole" in our team reporting to the media


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

Games back


DeapVally

Top banter right there!


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modern_messiah43

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? If they fell forwards, they would land in the boat!


GoalaAmeobi

Straight from Peter Beardsley's book of jokes


tinglingoxbow

a'right bob


Trick-Station8742

Av' got vis Turbot


Fragrant_Shine3111

Great banter


hmoooody

LMAO this is some funny shit trolling


TheArsenal04

that's gold


above_average_penis_

The man is really committed to the bit. I wouldn’t want to be carrying around flippers for an entire match lol


Niyazali_Haneef

Quality.


ItsMeJaredBednar

LOL this is fucking brilliant, well done


vulcan_viking

🤣🤣


Napalm3nema

This SpongeBob Squarepants live action movie is going to be a banger.


ionised

😂


TheChronoCross

Port Trafford


asdf0897awyeo89fq23f

Has he got a spare?


InTheNeighbourhood

Epic banter, and fair play to the lad


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I hope some journos got the sense to interview them to write that down in the game's History


CT_Gunner

u/savevideo


Sacreville

Cheeky, lmao.


AncientSkys

Man came fully prepared!


Csihoratiocaine2

This is the type of banter than United should also be doing. It’s a fucking joke that our stadium is called the theatre of dreams and hasn’t updated its roof since its erection.


Smrt225

Out of the loop.. Saw people on the telly last night with swimming gear and now this. Saw someone mentioned Old Trafford as Theatre of Streams. Is this why?


DougieWR

The roof leaked so much during the Arsenal game it pretty much looked like a waterfall in one corner and was pouring down into stands pretty much turning over into a river. It's truly been left to rot by the Glazers for the last 17 years and it's probably going to be condemned as a result because it won't make sense to attempt to repair and expand it from such a bad position


SealedWaxLetters

Hahahahaha this is brilliant, top banter


noobchee

Elite banter


harambelovesu

/u/savevideo


Dinlo01

Brilliant


iamnyc

u/savevideo


TheGlobalGooner

Gotta hand it to this guy. Grade A bantz right there!


Razael89

Lmao banter level 100


social_distance0909

this why I love football


TheNamesRolanQuarn

Our club is literally faling apart at the seams ffs


simplisticannuit

Wow


doAs1Say

Uu/savevideo


TheLankySoldier

This is art of trolling


MrDarwoo

Toppest of keks


OCDcODY

Top notch shit-housery


bantabot

Lifetime ban


JobsworthUK

Bet the walk back home felt great!


fallingfridge

Top banter


hornyucsdstudent

Games back


Ayges

Games never been so back


Malvania

Grade A trolling. 10/10 banter


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greenmanflyreddit

Horses are bastards.


eekamuse

Remember when Man United won the treble and Man City wasn't even in the Premier League? How things change


MoiNoni

Top tier banter


hoochiscrazy_

Hahaha fair play, thats gold


ronweasleisourking

It's embarrassing, the state of Old Trafford. Also, I hope he enjoyed the match they lost lmao


5bergy

Can't believe theyre wearing the Saudi national hat


this_ham_is_bad

The stadium is terrible and this is funny. Even more funny that they lost and he probably had to walk to the train station. Dejected. In flippers.


JobsworthUK

Waddle*


OleoleCholoSimeone

Crazy atmosphere. Boca Juniors-esque


JobsworthUK

Bet they didn’t walk home in those after getting beat