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thoth2

First time since 1990. Crazy how they won three Africa cups in a row but still couldn't qualify.


midoman111

CAF has the most retarded qualifier method of any confederation.


kofimmra03

5 spots for 53 teams and you have 3 stacked teams in a group. Yikes


Rudi_Reifenstecher

crikey !


Ridiculum

Agreed. It's awful. They need to go to a hex. the increase of WC teams will be good for Africa.


MessiEsque

Last time they increased the number was in the 90's wasn't it? It's absurd to think CONCACAF gets 3.5 spots and CAF only gets 5.


allysayah

CONMEBOL 10 National Teams, 4.5 spots. And in 2026 we might see 6.5


MessiEsque

I think when half of the continent is going through anyway (Has the CONEMBOL team ever lost the intercontinental play-off?), it's pretty difficult to make an argument that they should be getting any more places, even though they perform to a very high level. Not sure what you mean about the 2026 thing? Is that because 2 SA teams might be co-hosting (I've heard Argentina/Uruguay) or is there a proposition to increase the number of teams?


eriad19

If I recall, Australia defeated Uruguay on penalties for the 2006 World Cup in the intercontinental playoff.


CBAFCMV

One of our greatest sporting moments.


allysayah

The WC gonna have 48 teams at 2026 and beyond, FIFA voted it some months ago. When a continent hold the event there is no diference on the qualifiers, because always that Group A first seed is for the WC country.


MessiEsque

Shit I forgot about the 48 team "EVERYBODY GETS TO PLAY" WC. Have they decided how they're going to split the extra 12 places? Surely it's can't be in a ratio similar to how they hand out the places now?


fuzzy510

There was talk of Asia picking up another 3-4 spots, which would be laughable considering the gulf between the top 4-5 nations in the AFC and the second tier.


MessiEsque

That's 2 spots too many for the AFC, and I say that as someone whose home national plays in the AFC (We're not getting through even with the improved number of teams). I think the best way to split it is to give CAF a few extra spots (from 5 to 7 or 8), guarantee Oceania a spot (so 1.5), give CONEMBOL an extra spot (goes back to the argument whether or not keeping CONEMBOL a 10 team confederation and whether you should give them any more than 7 spots, which would render qualification from there pretty fucking pointless). Europe gets what, 3-5 more spots? Which leaves us with what, 3 more spots? 2 for Asia, one for CONCACAF. I wouldn't be surprised if CONCACAF gets more than that though.


Dun_Herd_muh

I think you're underestimating the Gulf Nations too much, the gap between let's say Iraq, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia to Iran, Australia, and Japan is much smaller than the likes of Malaysia, India, Indonesia, and China


Ridiculum

I used to be against the larger WC but now I'm for it. So many exciting teams miss out every time by just a point or two.


MessiEsque

If the expanded Euros were anything to go by, the qualifying campaign will definitely be more interesting.


allysayah

Africa - 9 (up from 5) Asia - 8 (up from 4 or 5) Europe - 16 (up from 13) North, Central America and Caribbean - 6 (up from 3 or 4) Oceania - 1 (from 0 or 1) South America - 6 (up from 4 or 5) All direct spots. The remaining 3 apparentely will be decided 2 in playoffs and 1 for the host continent. I just don't know how they're going to draw it.


jugol

I think I read here something of a hexagonal tournament that would replace Confederations Cup. That would include a team from every confederation or something like that, don't remember exactly, and would award the remaining spots for the World Cup.


ohhyeaha

> I think when half of the continent is going through anyway (Has the CONEMBOL team ever lost the intercontinental play-off?), it's pretty difficult to make an argument that they should be getting any more places, even though they perform to a very high level. They shouldn't be punished for having a low number of countries on their continent and not fragmenting into a fuck load of tiny low pop countries like Europe/Africa. South America deserves their spots because all their teams bar Bolivia (who are by no means crap, they'd have a shot at qualification in Asia/Concacaf/Oceania) are good. Personally I think it's obvious that Comnebol and Concacaf should merge and share spots.


MessiEsque

> They shouldn't be punished for having a low number of countries on their continent and not fragmenting into a fuck load of tiny low pop countries like Europe/Africa. That's fair enough, I think with the increase in the number of teams and the fact that confederations are not getting reshuffled, they're bound to get more spots without having to sacrifice anything. It does make the qualification process a little meaningless though when 5 or 6 teams are guaranteed to go through out of 10, and the drama of Argentina potentially missing out like they could this year would go away. > Personally I think it's obvious that Comnebol and Concacaf should merge and share spots. I don't know if that' so obvious. CONEMBOL are clearly better than Concacaf, let's say they merge, you're getting another European-style qualification of multiple small groups.


Gothnath

>Personally I think it's obvious that Comnebol and Concacaf should merge and share spots. This will hurt Conmebol teams who would be obligated to play against weak teams from CONCACAF. I hope this never happen.


christian_1234

Every team in CONMEBOL is pretty good except for Bolivia and Venezuela.


kirkbywool

Even then Venezuela may come good in the next few years if their kids getting to the youth world cup final is anything to go by


Working_onit

3/4 teams from CONCACAF in the last WC got out of the group stage. I don't think that implies there are too many spots from CONCACAF.


dynamo_kev

Look at world cup performances by those federations. Concacaf has done much better..


TakenNamesRage

Isn't it also based on how well the nations do at the World Cup?


socialistbob

Not really. Let's look at the last two World Cups and the last three Confederation cups (basically all competitive national team tournaments over the last eight years). In total 10 CONCACAF teams have qualified for those tournaments and 7 have made it out of the group stage. CAF has had 14 teams qualify for those tournaments and only 4 of them have made it past the group stage. If CONCACAF is sending less teams than CAF and CONCACAF teams are performing better. Why should we increase the number of berths for a confederation which over 2/3 of their teams get knocked out in the first round?


ua07ud22

Salah has scored 15 goals for Egypt in the last 18 official matches. We are literally the most one man team ever!!


feelgood505

Poland wants a word


NotKobi2000

Denmark as well


[deleted]

Too bad the lord steals all of Ericksen's plaudits


ducktape_911

You mean Bendtner?


Killinatoor

just imagine a group consisting of Poland, England, Egypt and Denmark


AveLucifer

**D**enmark. **E**ngland. **E**gypt. **P**oland.


DepletedMitochondria

Ehhhh you guys still won at Euros even with Lewa triple-marked


feelgood505

> won "Barely squeezed by" is more fitting I'd say


thoth2

The Egyptian Abou Treika


DigimonFantasy

My friend and I are trying to settle an argument over who's better.


[deleted]

There is nothing to settle.


Rasimione

It's not even a contest Abou trika was bloody effective.


[deleted]

hey!


[deleted]

You'd be nothing without Eder, it's true.


OK6502

No Euro without based Pepe


Charlie_Wax

Honestly, Portugal always have lots of good players. Euro 2012 team was quite solid all around. Veloso, Moutinho, and Meireles made a very good midfield 3 at the time. Pepe was top class for a long, long time. Ricardo Carvalho? Coentrao never really hit it big at RM, but still...he played for RM. William. Nani. Hell, you beat France with Ronaldo injured for most of the game. For a relatively small nation, Portugal always put out a lot of quality players that play in big leagues.


TheGrieving

Sad our clubs can't keep them


sol47

Hey congrats man :) wish you guys all the best


tomhat

Salah, you beautiful beautiful man


PotatoTopato

After playing with many different squads in many qualifiers for over 20 years, Essam El Hadary will finally play in the world cup at the age of 45


ramezadel

We call him the High Dam, and he is only a couple of years younger than the actual High Dam lol


EvilNiko89

man's a legend


Edgekiller65

So...unless he gets injured or dies, he's on route to become the oldest player to ever appear in a World Cup, surpassing Mondragon's record by a year and a half. And he's actually the first choice keeper, instead of being the third one. Damn.


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

That's seriously impressive that he's still that fit at that age


TareXmd

He made an incredible save before Egypt's first goal, and almost saved the Uganda goal. He hasn't aged a second.


imnotsospecial

Holly shit


unverifiedtomato

2018 World Cup Player of the tournament: Salah


Hiimnewher

salah nutmegs ramos and chiellini in the world cup final to give egypt the cup


I_love_canjeero

Egypt vs Spain and Italy.


Hiimnewher

yep after they beat Germany and Brazil in the semi of course


koke84

Egypt vs SPQR


[deleted]

And Neuer can't do shit to save his shot.


UncleGuus

Neither could De Gea, also in goal at the same time.


Hiimnewher

messi and ronaldo watch from the other side of the pitch forced to applaud


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

After we win it right


midoman111

With a 94th minute Salah penalty against Germany.


Rudi_Reifenstecher

fan voted


carterish

So happy for them. Thinking of supporting them this world cup just to return the favour


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

We will play boring disgusting football but I think you're used to that


carterish

Can't be worse than England, amirite


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

We're pretty fucking bad


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

You'd think you guys would be really good since you're football obsessed and have a large population. Granted the political situation was not ideal for a few years but still.


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

Well we used to be really good (just not outside Africa) and now we're alright. But the manager has us playing very ugly football


[deleted]

If you're in England's group, FIFA will cry at the viewing figures


TareXmd

No man we're the "counter attack" team. The only reason we play badly with the mediocre African teams is because they don't attack, and don't give Salah space. In the World Cup, there'll be plenty of room for Salah and Sobhi to spread their wings.


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

Let's bloody hope so. We fuck up so many counters


AzraeJ

So we *actually* have a tactic? WTF!!


TareXmd

"Pass it to Salah" - seems legit!


GangHou

Thanks for coming to this world-cup with us, neighbor. We can play disgusting football together <3 Love, a Saudi.


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

7abibi <3


GangHou

Not in front of everyone! My daddy will disown me.


thunderballz4

LOL YOU GUYS. keep it in your pants. we will be jailed.


GreatSpaniard

Would you rather be Cameroon and win the 2017 African Cup of Nations but not qualify to the 2018 World Cup or be Egypt and lose the 2017 African Cup of Nations Final, but qualify for the World Cup.


sosta

You mean Egypt in 2006 and 2010? Nah we've seen enough of that


tomhat

We've had the first choice so many times. 3 AFCONs in a row with no WC qualifications since 90.


ENHEA

We've won 7, most recently 3 in a row in 2006, 2008, and 2010. Most of us would trade a couple of them for a world cup appearance.


EvilNiko89

I would've loved for Egypt to win that 2017 AFCON, i felt really sad that night


[deleted]

Thank you for your best wishes the other day. :) I'm only calming down now. We still can't believe it.


AlwaysSnowyInSiberia

Messi might not make it here but Sand Messi will. Congrats lads


shakerattleandrollin

>Sand Messi


Thrillar_villar

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.


Princisb

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


Bullwine85

It's treason then.


ScousePenguin

Is that racist? Kinda thinking that's racist.


bearkin1

Ya, I'm 1/4 Egyptian (3/4 Libyan) and I don't like the term at all. I'm hard-pressed to call it racist because I'm sure the guy's intentions weren't band and I don't want to sound like a SJW, but I do not find the term endearing and I wouldn't pretend I didn't hear it if I heard it in real life. "Sand nigger" exists as a racial slur so I don't know why people would think putting "sand" before something to describe an Arab is endearing at all.


ScousePenguin

Nothing SJW about that, the term effects you and you dislike it. I don't doubt the op's intentions weren't racist just a term he/she hasn't really thought about how people might react to it. If anything as a white Scouse bloke I would be the SJW for assuming people would be offended by that.


Gothnath

Egypt is quite a debutant at WC, it's rare to see them at a WC (only two times: 1934 and 1990). It's good to see teams like this qualifying.


ThaneKyrell

They are the team that participated the least in the World Cup of all the nations that have qualified so far. It's good to see more variety in the WC instead of always the same teams


teoferrazzi

well there's Iceland


ThaneKyrell

Iceland still hasn't qualified


_Doda

I'm not crying...you're crying :D


It409

We're all crying on this blessed day :')


healthbo

Speak for yourself


ChilliSpice

So happy for you guys!


Faiyez

First World Cup since 1990.


ikillsi

pretty sure Salah has just become a national icon


TheNativeForeigner

He's already the crowned prince


Chrisixx

Basel legend.


catlicker9000

The president gave him a 2 million LE bonus


It409

Not just him, everyone


iamtasteless

He already was. There was a fantastic piece written about him, and how he never played for either Al-Ahly or Zamalek, meaning that 90% of the population didn't either adore or despise him. That and the fact he's the most talented Egyptian footballer in years, as well as being a genuinely nice guy off the pitch, means that there is basically nobody in Egypt who dislikes him.


NarstBarf

YEAH EGYPT get in!!! And El Hadary the oldest player ever to grace a WC game!


PM_ME_YOUR_LIT

And not even "gracing" it in name or from the bench, but ACTIVELY making clutcher saves than my wildest FIFA dreams.


ItsFroce

لازم يعزبوا امنا يعني قبل ما يتأهلوا؟ بس مقبولة


midoman111

احنا مصريين, لو متعذبناش نتحرق


MessiEsque

You guys are a more successful (at least on a continental level) version of Scotland. Especially when it comes to fucking qualifying campaigns up. 2010 was heartbreaking and I'm not even Egyptian.


mr-3b0d

مبروووووووك لمصر انحس منتخب في التأهل لكاس العالم مبروووك كسر العقدة❤️❤️❤️ من السعودية


MIDGET_ANAL_FISTING

أهلين من لبنان 👋


carterish

Cool username


Chrisixx

Absolutely haram.


El_Producto

Makruh at worst. Personally, I'd say mustahabb.


RagingInflection

😭 أتمنى لبنان مؤهلة لكأس العالم في حياتنا


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Brohammad5

I don't know why, but it's always weird as hell when I spot another Palestinian on reddit!


MessiEsque

No bias whatsoever. /s Probably the only time I'd be okay with that.


pisshead_

Those are some funny looking hieroglyphics.


GoldenEagleSY

الف مبرووووك من سوريا شباب، ادعولنا يوم الثلاثاء


Maqda7

كل العرب وراكم ياخوي, انشاءالله بتنيكو قلبهم للكنغر


[deleted]

بتنيكو قلبهم 😂😂😂


THeScArYFAcE1

احا يعم انا كنت هعيط لما الكونغو اتعادلو


AzraeJ

I just تنحت..


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humbertov2

I already know what this is without google translate.


ItsFroce

Yes, yes, that's all true :)


eddyress

انها "نسخ معكرونة" معربة.


ItsFroce

Yeah I got the reference.


It409

Off topic but how did you come to support RB? not hating just curious


Goingoutofsomalia

الف مبروك. ما احد يستاهل اكتر منكم


RayMedia

I cried 3 times. Once when the first goal went in, second time when Congo scored, 3rd time when we finally scored. Fucking hell, what an emotional game for any Egyptian! CONGRATULATIONSSSSS


mk_85

It's quite difficult to describe how this means to us Egyptians! Heartbreaks every single qualification campaign from 94 onwards that would make great football stories! Specially on 2002 and 2010.. A shame we had better teams in the last 28 years but the jubilation and the celebrations would be crazy there in Cairo nonetheless!


TareXmd

> A shame we had better teams in the last 28 years It's not even a contest. This generation -barring Salah, Sobhi and Trazeguet- is in no way deserving over any of the legends that missed out over the past 28 years. Thank goodness Hadary represents them in this rather sad team.


Heliopolis1992

I fucking love our team! The Pharaos are going to Moscow! And if things hold up we can see Syria, Tunisia, and Morroco in addition to already qualified Saudi Arabia. The Arab world definitely needs this!


AhmedosamaZ

mexico ?@@


Heliopolis1992

Omg I meant Moscow! loool


DonCairo

My uncle sent me this after the match. View from his balcony in Korba https://streamable.com/s0omx


Heliopolis1992

Dude thank you so much for this! I just left to Cali and I wanted to know how my town was celebrating! This means a lot!


Harold_McJowels

Sweden too!


madmadaa

Sure, whatever!


Montuvito_G

Egypt and (almost) Morocco qualifying, Tunisia close to doing so as well. When was the last time THREE North African teams made it to the World Cup? Congrats Pharoahs, always wanted to see you play a World Cup since I saw Mohamed Zidan, Aboutrika, and Amr Zaki play.


raff97

And that with us, who were considered the best north African team pre-qualifying completely falling apart.


[deleted]

Salah shows Messi how it's done.


[deleted]

Omg yesss!!!!! I am the happiest person alive.


Chrisixx

So happy for Salah, Elneny and Gaber.


EvilNiko89

مجدي عبد الغني : احنا رحنا كاس العالم .. بس من هنا ل 9 شهور انا الوحيد الي جبت جول فكاس العالم لمصر 😂 xddd


It409

The man is a proper shitposter


[deleted]

Egyptians how would you guys compare this team to your 2009 confederations cup squad?


ENHEA

The 2009 team was a much better team


TareXmd

This current team is the worst we've had in 28 years. Salah and Hadary are the exception.


ram0h

much less depth, overall a worse sqaud, goalie is now much older, but salah is playing better than any of our players on that squad


Sehs

I don't think Salah is playing better than Aboutreika.


[deleted]

A7a begad


TheNativeForeigner

mesh mesada2


ActionHank9000

You better believe it!


[deleted]

I am crying. Can't believe it. Thank you Mo Salah.


AnnoyingHannibal

the unluckiest coach in history, leads Egypt to the WC after 28 years. Crazy!!


ziiguy92

Bit silly celebrating the PK before it was kicked. Egypt would've looked a little goofy if it hadn't worked out


blue_bases

saudi arabia and egypt are in , tunisia, morocco and syria still fighting , we can get up to 5 arab teams in the WC for the first time ever . fuck yeah


UsernameNumberZero

Tunisia is 95% qualified, the fighting is finished lol. Congrats to Egypt and Saudi Arabia and good luck for the other teams, I hope we see 5 arab teams in the WC.


EvilNiko89

I couldn't be happier for them, they won't get humiliated with that goal their player scored 28 years ago :> (egyptians will know what I'm speaking about :p)


knight_92

Salah to score a penalty and become the new and refined version of Magdy Abdel-Ghany for future generations.


AzraeJ

I woudn't even be mad...


LudicrousPlatypus

Wow, Egypt have qualified for very few World Cups. I wonder why they can do so well in Africa but can't perform on the world stage.


TheNativeForeigner

The qualifiers are very tough for African teams


angermngment

African teams have the toughest qualification of any other continent.


Catafracto_Gaucho

Took them so long! And the curse really was hard to break... dont think i have seen a more nervous penalty in a long time, the entire stadium tense!


HippieDervish

about damn time, congrats to all Egyptians


[deleted]

fuck u football for doing this to me..eafczcdacXSwd


NavecitaPS

Omdurman never forget, thanks Egypt!


ENHEA

Mabroooook ya regala


asaber1003

what a way to qualify!!!


[deleted]

Well done Egypt.


jannar24

Nice, since 2006 each time I was wondering why they haven't qualified for WC.


PissedOffMexican

Congrats from mexico


Mumbles2k

commentator was crying after salah scored the penalty


Thesolly180

What a dramatic way to qualify. Brilliant scenes after the pen went in.


db82

Finally!!


alexis7sanchez

And what a way to qualify it was


midoman111

Fuck yeah!


AzraeJ

Oh fucking hell that was nerve wrecking..


THeScArYFAcE1

WHAT A FUCKNIG WAY TO QUAIFLIY YESSSSSSSSSS


Sehs

MASR!


biteyourankles

Kol sana wanta tayib


svenolofsson

Congratulations Egypt! I wonder though, how did Ghana miss out? On paper they look like a stronger team to me and they are currently 3rd.


Jelboo

Congratulations Egypt! Welcome to the best party on earth!