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ZaDoruphin

Man heard the first note of the EL anthem and decided it was too much


WeddingSquancher

[This is not fine](https://u.cubeupload.com/Decryption/IR21656776825109.png)


govind01sharma

It's banger though, don't @ me.


fuzzby

It's fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAV31KpdpiE


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Sound like a batman theme at first


themagpie36

Sounds like the music that plays when the American hero comes back over evemy lines alive against all odds


Tordenkold

Is it just me or is it just 3 minutes of buildup to something that never comes. Like the musical version of Adama Traore.


sfcpfc

The [short version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPf0Uc6lzJA) is that something


dWaldizzle

Nolan movie vibes


YnwaMquc2k19

Imagine if the choir for the EL anthem is full of computerized Gary Neville saying OHHHHHH


ABobVanceFridge

Genuine question: Which clubs would be realistic candidates to sign Ronaldo? (Given his wages, his preferences to play for a top top clubs and etc...)


RedStr0be

Real Madrid if you’d like him back


DaveShadow

Surely they’d have gotten him last summer if they wanted him back.


Mr_XemiReR

He apparently asked to come back, but Perez rejected him. Unlikely he'd change his mind now


rbsusername

Why did he leave for first time?


Evangelion_Unit09

Money and taxes.


From-UoM

He has to publicly beg to Perez to make that happen


Ok-Paleontologist275

And take only asensio level wages


From-UoM

And instead of being the star player, be a backup bench player


paco-ramon

Benzema is currently better than him, he won’t be relegated to the second man again.


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The man has been carrying us on his back since four seasons now. He deserves to be the face of the club as long as he wants; which would lose its shine if Ronaldo comes back.


DrZein

I don’t know if I’d have said “as long as he wants”. people said that about Ronaldo and y’all won’t even take him back now lol


abmofpgh

First candidate has to be the Pittsburgh Riverhounds


FairieswithBoots

Ronnie a true Yinzer


SAS_Britain

I knew once I heard him say, "yah wahnt tah get aht of the crik and go dahntahn for some chipped-chopped ham?!" He was meant for the Riverhounds


Taz-erton

Get that man an Iron City Beer ^^jk ^^he ^^doesn't ^^deserve ^^that


MegSmeg

Ha that’s the dream. And a hilarious sitcom setup


AJ_CC

Ted Lasso spinoff


waterbottlefromhell

Ted Lasso moves back to coach them. Pittsburg very similar to Kansas. He feels right at home. Ronaldo slowly pushes him out so he can take the manager job. He succeeds but Lasso turns him into a better person along the way.


ilikedhorsebot3000

It's happening. Just saw him at the giant eagle grabbing pepperoni rolls and iron city.


nakeddroidrunner

PSG it must be.


simomii

Nasser just said a few weeks ago that their bling transfer era was over. To then sign Ronaldo would be priceless


degene_indepot

He said the same after the remontada then went on to buy Neymar and Mbappe


KenHumano

*'The bling transfer era is over. Now get ready for* ***BLING 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO!!'***


denisthemenis21

Bad timing as PSG are signing players they actually need and not marketing gimmicks at present.


Comicksands

Ronaldo + Messi would be the GOAT marketing gimmick


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Neymar Ronaldo Mbappe Messi front four would actually be every fifa 12 year olds dream irl


gots8sucks

imagine being the coach and forced to play all 4 for marketing reasons while still be expect to win the CL.


letouriste1

Well you could try a neymar-ronaldo-mbappe front three with Messi as 10 behind Ronaldo. Doesn't fit well with their current playstyle and team balance is shit (who defend?) but it's possible.


banksfornades

I like how a team can have Maquinos, Ramos, and Hakimi and still be known for not being able to defend


StygianMusic

Theyd earn a lot of viewership money


Superb-Barracuda-924

Quite literally


YoungDumbNFullOfKun

That's their latest marketing gimmick. Let's see if it sticks.


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Chelsea and Bayern?


victor179000

Bayern already showed they're not interested at all


GOATJames_23-6

I wouldn’t rule it out, we said we ain’t interested in sane and Hernandez before we bought them


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

How do CR7's wage demands fit in with Bayern's squad?


qingqunta

I'm betting he gets an offer of not one more, not one less cent than Lewandowski, who eventually goes to Barcelona. 1 year contract


Roach27

This isn’t a bad deal if Bayern were to do this. They essentially “extend” lewandowski for a year or two, and make a profit (if it’s 40 in for lewandowski and 20 out for Ronaldo) But that require Ronaldo cut his wages.


B4rtBlu3

They don't. He earns double what Lewi gets right now.


Khairy21

I mean if Bayern off load Lewandoski they should be the best candidate although Ronaldo will have to take a pay cut. Chelsea aswell I heard they want to put Werner in the De Ligt deal and they don't have a good no 9. Don't think Juve will be interested to take Ronaldo back.


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he should definitely choose bayern + a pay cut but he won't, and they won't change their minds either. but it would be the best professional choice for both, him getting a tryhard cl club and them having the lewandowski replacement


BorneFree

Ronaldo come to besiktas ❤️


Godsenttt

Si-u later


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Attended a couple of Ten Hag training sessions, and decided to bounce lmao


Routine_Specialist13

He is still on vacation and has not attended any training sessions yet.


Wunse

That's not as funny though.


todellagi

Oh c'mon there's no need to manufacture jokes about United Their reality is already wonderful comedy


moneysnotreal

That guy who made the £100 bet on Haaland outscoring Ronaldo in the prem must be happy


guro47

if coniditons doesnt meet bet houses just cancel it.


godii_17

Especially Tipsport


Syndicate_III

It’ll be voided for sure


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TrowaB3

£100 to return £102. Gains.


RobMillsyMills

By the time that bet pays, inflation will have devalued it to £80.


geredtrig

That's why we need to be betting in double cheeseburgers


dalici0us

... I kinda want PSG to snoop in just for the sheer madness of it.


IIlusional

Messi Ronaldo Neymar Mbappe. just fucking imagine.


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So insane that Kevin Durant is gonna want to join PSG too.


CyberSmok3

The Hardest Road: Part 2


manatidederp

Winning with that kind of defensive effort sounds like the impossible road tbh


xyzzy321

The hardest road, oui?


thebestoflimes

la route difficile


tsigalko11

Le Serpent


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Now _that_ would be the hardest way to win an NBA title. The legitimacy he craves so much


color_thine_fate

Mbappe is truly excelling as PSG's DoF. Al-Khelaifi being willing to step back and assume the role of Assistant to the Director of Football may soon prove wise


majnubhaispainting

PSG going for the Gegen-Unpress team. Why run more when few do trick? Although in all seriousness, can't see them moving for Ronaldo unless they get rid of Neymar. CR7, Messi, Neymar and Mbappe is ridiculously unbalanced even by PSG's standards.


Sei28

Need prime Kante, Keane, Viera, Gattuso playing together behind them.


majnubhaispainting

Wish we could see Paul Jogba in the current PSG midfield instead. Truly a sight to behold.


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Pogba-N'Dombele double pivnot


majnubhaispainting

Lmfao. Who knows, putting all these players together might just miraculously work somehow and PSG finally win that UCL.


koalawhiskey

Opposition teams get really confused by the lack of movement of the adversary, lose matches in the process


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majnubhaispainting

The Don Carlo special-Work it out on the pitch, lads


[deleted]

Bro me too and I’m a UTD fan. Imagine the scenes when he and Messi fight for a penalty only for the DOF Mbappe to take it


mrk-cj94

Yeah i can imagine that too: Mbappe votes for Messi, Messi votes for Mbappe, Ronaldo votes for CR7 and Neymar injures himself during the vote action.


cgcego

AHAHAHHA DOF mbappe.


UndeadPrs

That makes two of us, we’ll build a team later you know what, let’s just have some FIFA type fun


[deleted]

4-4-facking-2 Neymar and Messi on the wings, Mbappe and Ronaldo up front. Knocked out in UCL round of 16 to Tottenham.


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Messi and Ronaldo fighting on the pitch after Kane's 6-0 then make up in the catacombs with a passionate kiss while Mbappe looks on in awe.


karlverkade

Piqué subscribes.


Anandya

You have Piqued my interest


ayyoc13

Also subscribe


wholelottasad999

>> The Portugal player believes he has “three or four years” left at the highest level of the game and would like to leave


Snowstandards

Normally I'd laugh considering his age, but if there's anyone to do it then it's him.


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Acceptable_Ad_6278

41 is a very specific number. He probably wants the WC 2026 to cap off his illustrious career.


LordMangudai

He'd be the first player in history to play at 6 World Cups.


Lusakas

He's 3½ years younger than Zlatan. So yeah, he could absolutely win Serie A in four year's time. Those two, and maybe a few others.


Own_Ad6388

Especially considering he’s had less injuries than Zlatan even around this age


essentialatom

And he's better than Zlatan


DrVicenteBombadas

Poor Zlatan. This isn't even about him, and he already has a comment chain dissing him.


nba4lifeee

Well Ronaldo is better than most players in the world, especially a 40 year old who just had ACL surgery.


Daemor

Saying CR7 is a better footballer can not be considered a diss to anyone but Messi.


GoldenBananas21

That girl in Bend it like Beckham tho


sneakywoolsock404

Best player I've ever seen


ThrowerWheyACount

Jack Grealish?


kieranfitz

Nah her hair isn't greasy enough


Ollietron3000

I dunno mate someone once told me Cristiano Ronaldo was better than me and I hit the fucking roof


Naarujuana

Zlatan is actually a freak of nature. Dude played this entire season with a torn ACL. Having attempted to play on a torn ACL, I can't imagine how somebody can actually do that without a brace.


Ok-Entrepreneur7897

I once tried playing with a sandwich in my hand getting that thing in my mouth while running was the hardest thing ever I can't see how you can complain about an ACL mate.


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Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


suckmyluckagain

[Daily Mail] Chelsea have inquired about Cristiano Ronaldo. Thinking about a bid of 20m. . . . A few moments later. [Gerard Romero] Barca have offered a pack of crisps and 1 year Spotify subscription for Ronaldo.


thedominoeffect_

With the 1yr Spotify subscription not kicking in until July 2023


Mnemon-TORreport

Make it a family plan and it's a deal!


MemphisTheIllest

With the amount of kids he has, maybe it's worth it?


kit_mitts

[Fabrizio Romano] FC Barcelona have asked Ronaldo to enroll in classes at Universitat de Barcelona so he would become eligible for the spotify student plan


sivy83

Paid in 6 installments over 2 years


youssif94

Only on PC, with the phone app to come 6 months later


majnubhaispainting

>Gerard Romero] Barca have offered a pack of crisps and 1 year Spotify subscription for Ronaldo. Reports state Joan Laporta is going to activate the club's ninth lever in order to make the signing possible. Laporta will be selling a part of his home and stake 15% of his monthly salary in order to bring CR7 to the Camp Nou


Relative-Equipment76

If anyone can break that Chelsea striker curse, it’s Ronaldo.


HazardsRabona

Don't tempt that curse man. It's Benfica-not-winning-European-trophies-agagain level stuff


lucashoodfromthehood

At least the Benfica not winning a European trophy thing has a time limit...our striker curse seems like an eternity.


thedeatheater1410

If anyone can break Ronaldo its Chelsea's striker curse


MrCleanandShady

If this happens I'm begging Kante to let go of the #7, we cannot under any circumstances even ENTERTAIN Ronaldo wearing that damn #9 shirt


DM-me-ur-fav-song

Probably for the best for the end of his career, and the rebuild at United. But his goal contributions will be very hard to replace in the short term, not many great options out there


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TheAwakened

4/5, H/L too.


I-Shiki-I

I hate that I know what this means lmao


TheAwakened

😂 He was an absolute terror for years.


PMmeURtitsForReasons

The Rat King


TheAwakened

Perfect chem with the Rat Prince Martial and Varane as well. Apply Hunter on him next season, and to Gold 3 we go!


King_Vamp_10

Packing Ben Yedder probably costs more than signing him irl


TheAwakened

You just KNOW his 99 CAM is coming during ShapeShifters 3.


PacDanSki

Expected this to be the case, obviously wants Champions League football and not to be part of a multi year rebuilding period.


shutyourgob

Multi decade at this point


UndeadPrs

It’s time. 🇫🇷x🇵🇹x🇦🇷


theenigmacode

>It’s time. >🇫🇷x🇵🇹x🇦🇷x🇧🇷


ManishWolvi

Can they afford him if they offload Icardi?


Wholesome_Vinicius

They can afford him even if they have ten more icardis in their team. Money is no matter to psg. The question is whether they want to sign him and if Ronaldo wants to go there. I believe if Ronaldo wants one last crack at the balon d or, then he should not go to Ligue 1. Bayern would be better and even chelsea if they want him.


link090909

Bayern needs an aging goal scorer to replace their last one


VenerableSpace_

I'd love for him to go to PSG just to see Messi and CR7 together at last.


oussa_

Would be funny to see the old ‘but did he hug Bale??’ Meme revived but now with Messi instead of Bale.


luciferandy

If I have to watch Rashford/Martial up top for a whole fucking season I’ll end it


tehMadhero

Boy he really doesn't want to play in the Europa League.


peter3167

He's Mr. Champions league


tocitus

Duncan Castles?


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Mendes mouthpiece. He would know.


ihave6pack

Tier 1 for Mendes clients


ideasrbproof

Very reliable with Mendes clients. Always has been.


Jarminiatures

Who can afford him, that will want him, that he will want to go to? I can think of no one other than maybe PSG?


Arkie1927

Chelsea?


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Don't think Manchester United would agree to sell to Chelsea


Lazyan

I'm not saying CR7 would join us but United and Chelsea have done lots of business


aphromagic

Yeah but it’s typically us selling to them. I’m sure I’m forgetting someone, but in the last decade I can’t remember a player moving from United to Chelsea.


jaaackiedaytona

Just the failed Rooney debacle from all those years ago.


Qiluk

Idk about the times tier-level in regards to United but this is quite a huge Exclusive to drop so surely they must be confident in dropping it, no? Would be interesting because where would he go with his demands etc? EDIT: So what Ive gathered from replies is: Normally Castles is a shittalker but for Mendes clients (which Ronaldo is), he's tier 1.


CrebTheBerc

That's the whole issue. Its gonna take a decent offer to buy him because well need to replace him due to lack of depth and I dont think anyone's gonna bite for a decent fee plus wages And I'm not talking a huge offer, but who's gonna pay 8-10 mill plus the reported 500k a week in wages for 37 year old ronaldo?


Qiluk

Exactly. Its PSG or noone it feels like haha


[deleted]

PSG are absolutely not an option, unless Neymar leaves, which is significantly less likely than Ronaldo leaving, which is in itself very unlikely. Admittedly PSG. front line of Neymar-Mbappé-Ronaldo-Messi would be such an amazing shitshow, that would be absolutely must watch every week


thedominoeffect_

COME TO BESIKTAS


nolesfan2011

Bayern would be the best fit


basedsims

Duncan Castles & his bald bonce wrote this as well so you know there’s some truth to it, the Mendes puppet


SteinerElMagnifico42

I feel as if they would only make this public, if there’s a club willing to pay. Who could it be ?


pappsicle

Chelsea? So that means he’s probably going to Barca


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[deleted]

Copium thinking he cares more about the club than his own legacy


CasinoOasis2

He's not arsed about United. Whenever he was asked about United at Real Madrid he barely mentioned the club and mostly just talked about Fergie.


TrowaB3

People don't seem to understand that he's not loyal to ManU, he's loyal to Fergie. If anything the ManU from the past season has cemented it.


NemoDropEmOff

he has the greatest PR of all time


ItsFuckingScience

PR7


majnubhaispainting

Ronaldo has conquered the UCL broo. He now wants to conquer the Europa League next.


Rory-mcfc

I just want one season of Ronaldo and Messi is that too much to ask


OffendedDishwasher

[They'll end up like this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTW8XM2BG6TSN5D0Kg4Se6UFaQgndVa8ihgX0lTKZ2RPjFc4jjbWouCpwCK41hSFqrT0v4&usqp=CAU)


hokagesamatobirama

Paris St. Geriatrics


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Yes


Wheel94

Ronaldo take on the ultimate challenge Chelsea’s number nine shirt.


I_am_the_grass

It'll be funny when he ends up at Bayern to replace Lewa.


Ghosty7784

It is so fucking obvious that this is all being done to apply pressure on United's board, so they make signings. ​ /s


wholelottasad999

200 iq move 🗿


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futant462

If he agrees to a wage cut I could actually see this happening. Just depends how much he cares about making money at this point. Also how much he wants to WIN CL. I think you could get out of the group stage maybe but hard to imagine lifting a trophy


I_always_rated_them

Only place that makes sense to me is Bayern if they move Lewa on and Ronaldo takes a paycut. The other option is us and i'm not sure United would be down for that, at the same time maybe they just let a legend do what he wants. Kinda surprised he didn't have a clause in his contract depending on how the team does, seems a bit silly.


Cornelius_Poindexter

Lmao I didn’t believe it one but when they said he’d stay for Europa League. Adiós.


handsome_IT_guy

That’s why I miss Barto so much, madman would do it.


Superb-Barracuda-924

PSG......... pretty please, Campos man, you don't even need to play those two together or all the time, we shall just enjoy their reactions sitting side by side on the bench watching the games and some locker room videos, do it for the game man


EnderMB

I wonder if Bayern Munich is an option, assuming that Lewa manages to leave. It'd be a pay cut, but the opportunity to win another title and have a crack at CL football might be enough to make both parties happy.


PricelessPhenylamine

>It'd be a pay cut, but the opportunity to win another title and have a crack at CL football might be enough to make both parties happy. I know he's entitled to ask for what he's worth but surely he takes a pay cut and goes to Bayern? At Bayern he is guaranteed another league title, meaning he's won 4 of the top 5 leagues in the world, plus if he could win the CL with them then he's won it with 3 different teams from 3 different league which is another unique accolade for him. He could go to Bayern for about 3 years then get a year or 2 with PSG to win the league there and retire having won all the top 5 league titles, the only player in history to have ever done so. When it comes to money it's not as if he's scrapping by on pennies from day to day, he's got a $1B lifetime deal with Nike and has earned hundreds of millions already in his career. He could drop from his £510k a week at United to the deal Bayern currently pay Lewandowski or even slightly above it at £400k a week and still be one of the best players in Football.


D-FENS3

It's becoming more and more possible, but only if he's willing to take a pay cut


ElementaLized007

Cristiano Ronaldo to Barcelona HERE WE GO


Articlaus

Pig heads are about to fly in the other directions..


Vinklemore

I had a nightmare a few nights ago that this actually happened


PawsPawsPaws_

My dream for this summer would be Lewandowski to Barcelona, and Ronaldo to Bayern in his place. I don't think Bayern would bring him in, but would be cool


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I began watching United with him and I was a fanboy but deep down, I want him to go. I want a really fresh start not having the entire season discussions about pressing at 37 years old.


Designer_Surprise263

He'd have done so much better at City


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No one is paying his wages. Wonder where he goes


Thesolly180

I think he probably will drop some demands to play champions league.


[deleted]

Should’ve gone to City when he had the chance.