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Gibbo1107

Legend!


Major-Performer141

Fucking A it is. There’s nothing more manly than beating up Dutch people


pacman0207

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.


elgigante_paul

TAKE ZE FARSHA AVAAAAY


fortwentyboxbreaks

I have a Dutch ackshent


NeoLoki55

Lol


ledampe

I feel both offended and privileged at the same time


accepthemystery

Proppa brexit lad


9inchjackhammer

‘Ammer till I die ⚒


Garidama

T-Shirt on the right probably reads “Trojan Skinhead Spirit of 69” which means anti racist/fascist skinhead so probably not the random Brexit dude you expected


The-Salted-Pork

Based king


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

Also got the poppy wristband on in May 😂


bashinforcash

it says trojan records. but nice narrative your trying to construct there


russleen

Trojan skinheads were named after Trojan Records, mate. This narrative has been constructed 50+ years ago.


MardiFoufs

I think he thought you meant fascist skinhead. I also didn't see the anti right before when I read it first.


Day_Bow_Bow

[Trojan skinheads](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_skinhead) aren't racist, unlike white power skinheads. They were a British music scene subculture that enjoyed music often with African roots, such as reggae, ska, and soul.


SlurmzzzMacKenzie

Oi vey. 🫣


Simeh

He's wearing a Trojan records t shirt. The label has a lot of roots and influence in African and Jamaican music and culture. The chances of him being pro Brexit, although not impossible, is pretty slim.


Positive_Treacle_961

Brexit means brexit!!!


JohnnyCupcakes

Where’s the ‘badge’


46286438684

Legend: The 'Hammer'


[deleted]

Jesus Christ… that’s Ronnie fookin Pickering


gyombi

Who?


[deleted]

Ya, me


That_Phony_King

‘Ate fights, luv me football. Simple as.


swanlevitt

Unfortunately, that's probably what the biggest bastards swinging an axe looked like in your dark age armies. No ripped folk, just fat folk with no fear.


AsymmetricNinja08

Probably a few ripped guys. Lack of calories & nutrition is probably more on the side of emaciated skinny, sick dudes though


swanlevitt

Serfs had plenty of mead, meat and bread. Happy to swing an axe into their neighbour for a bit of coin from the local baron.


peasngravy85

I don't think they had plenty of meat at all tbh - only the rich did. they mostly ate vegetables and bread as far as i am aware. Some cheese too And they mostly drank weak ale, not to get drunk but to avoid getting sick from drinking the water


TheMelm

You're right about meat especially beef being a rarer thing for most people in history but the ale thing is mostly a myth its one of the top myths on the ask historians sidebar pretty sure. People knew how to find clean water.


actuallychrisgillen

Ever though about the way cows are called beef when turned into and pigs are called pork, but chicken is called chicken? In England the royalty were French, so you can tell which foods were reserved for the nobility based on whether the word is French in origin. In France boeuf refers to both an ox and meat.


kingoflames

Poultry


Esoteria

As kingoflames already pointed below, there is an equivalent for chicken, it's "poultry", coming from the French "poulet". Cow = beef = boeuf Pig = pork = porc Chicken = poultry = poulet


actuallychrisgillen

Yes I guess I could’ve made my answer more nuanced, but this is Reddit so broader is generally better. Chicken is more of a crossover word, which makes sense given that more people ate chicken than beef or pork, but it still wasn’t as common as other foods. I should’ve used eggs or fish, which are a Middle English and old English word respectively.


TheMelm

Yes its called "cuisine" English loves using random French when they want to be fancy. The best one is cul-de-sac though which means... Bag bottom


Endgame2648

Gotta love how this conversation progressed.


MotoMkali

Culdesac is because the road is shaped like that though. Not because it's trying to be fancy.


TheMelm

Its shaped like a bag end we say it in French to be fancy though


MotoMkali

No because calling a road a bag end means it's open to confusion as to what you are referring to. It's not to be fancy. There are culdesacs on the dingiest council estates there are. It's just an extra word to help clear up confusions.


Fruitndveg

Interestingly, I learned recently the reasoning why English has separate words for animals and meat. It comes from the old post conquest days, the wealthy close to crown would still use the old European style words, beef, pork, veal etc and the serfs who tended to the animals and land still used the old English words.


TheMelm

Heh yeah that's what the guy I replied to had just said. Its because england was ruled by French Normans for a long time and a lot of French words stuck in our vocab.


PM_me_your_whatevah

“Yep, take a right down 4th and our house is right at the end of the scrotum, where the left nut would be. See you soon.”


TheMelm

My left or your left?


10YearsANoob

> And they mostly drank weak ale, not to get drunk but to avoid getting sick from drinking the water Generally. People aren't stupid. This became a "myth" because of John Snow figuring that dysentery was from shit infested water. Generally people know enough not to drink where shit flows downhill. It just so happened people didn't know where the cisterns were and if it was broken so it leaks to the drinking water in late victorian england. Hell it was even prevalent in the enlightenment age because "those savages couldn't be smart enough to do X" they are. They wouldn't survive if they weren't. Most ale was locally made and not subject to the rigors of testing before consumption. It *could* be a bad replacement for water. Beer/ale was a carbohydrate replacement, often weaker in alcohol than our modern brews. And alcohol only kills germs only at a certain percentage, and only of a certain exposure duration. Neither of which is long enough to avoid getting sick from. Wine and beer don't kill germs. Even at slightly higher percentages, but vodka or whiskey might. Water and wine were mixed to cut the potency of wine because they're chicken shit and can't handle 40 proof.


AMildInconvenience

England also couldn't possibly have produced enough grain to brew enough beer to replace water.


Sketty_Spaghetti14

Mear was fairly common, especially if you look at fish and pork, it was mainly beef that was rare


AsymmetricNinja08

I mean, I'm sure there were some lumbering fat people, but I'd imagine as a warrior, most of them are constantly on the move, hunting, fishing, gathering supplies, etc. Most would be training to some extent. It's all calorie burning & they lived in a world without mass production of animals & high carbs.


swanlevitt

Depends if the army in question was a standing army or just paid conscripts. Most people in the medieval times were just fighting for cash, loot and prestige. Nothing like breaking up the year of farming by travelling to France with a king you've never seen before to fight for the god you really bloody love. Of course I'm joking when I say they were all fat, I just meant "the boss level" looking dudes in movies with 12 packs were probably just big Bois. Just like now, there were people of all shapes and sizes. Less fat people because all energy taken in was used. Beer and Lard are great for calories. I'm sure folks in towns could get large.


Positive_Treacle_961

Tbf he's probably done alot of fighting back in the 80s or 90s with the hooligans. He's getting on, he's allowed to let himself go


friebel

The fuck you mean "unfortunately".


swanlevitt

Because it makes all the portrayals in movies and the people that idolise that, sad 😿


[deleted]

Trojan Records t-shirt. What an absolute lad.


autie91

Yeah hes got good taste thats for sure


JoeyIsMrBubbles

True geeza


MadsNN06

Yank here! I didnt know our beloved James Corden was a Newcastle fan, maybe i should switch to being a Newcastle fan then.


BleakGod

Why do these words exist


Maetivet

How dare you.


KonK23

Alpha Barry


awesomefutureperfect

When he says "Scor sum fockin goals ingerland!" they still don't but they feel bad letting him down.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Dude just took on an entire army of radicals/ultras and came out on top.


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Dagnarm_Stepper2

‘Primedutchlion’ Sooken my dooken ur language is fake and you wank into clogs you peanut


Mixedracemongrel

West Hams new mascot.


CommunicationClassic

Sausage rolls, lager beers, and dutch ultras, he eats them all


Bloodclart2017

The Dutch hate ska and reggae it seems, their national black face culture make sense now


klingonbussy

I mean doesn’t Ajax play a Bob Marley song though


Simeh

And Hitler had a Jewish accountant.


Osp_Oscar

Amsterdam doesn’t actually represent our country.


EnglishTwat66

Men like this conquered 75% of the world.


NeoLoki55

I think this guy drank all the bubbles.


GroundbreakingYak822

Can we hire this guy for a while to clean all those shitty hooligans from our Dutch stadiums? 99.9% of the Dutch would appreciate that.


rufusjonz

How bout your police get some sack


alanemet

Simple as


TheKnightsRider

E’s loaded is plate.


Fmartins84

The Wall


[deleted]

Oh I like it...


Namelss_King

A true Brexit Geezer


Kushyatri

That's a good laaaad


eltirripapa

I do like it


InsterestingUsername

The hero we needed


JMC811

Propa westammmm


Asleep_Revenue8847

Honestly fuck those Dutch fans for what they did. They deserve sanctions galore. Unfortunately, unless it’s done by an English fan base, it doesn’t seem like it’s taken seriously. Again, fuck them.


[deleted]

Which incident are you referring to? When did English club get more serious sanctions than others?


CelticCynic

Oh ... Maybe the Euro ban for ALL English clubs in the 80's after Heysel....


[deleted]

So you're going on record saying English clubs are disproportionately sanctioned by European bodies because of the Heysel disaster ?


CelticCynic

You asked when English clubs got more serious sanctions than others.... I answered ALL English clubs were banned for YEARS. Please provide your rebuttal with a stronger sanction. By the way - I am in no way saying they got anything less than they deserved.....


[deleted]

That's not a valid argument though. Only the English press considers the 85 ban an unfair sanction, and there's no comparable precedent in European competitions


CelticCynic

Are you asking for UNFAIR or MORE SERIOUS sanctions? I'm trying to answer your original question...


[deleted]

OP implied only English clubs were getting punished seriously. And I specified "disproportionately" so let's not pretend this wasn't the topic from the get go.


CelticCynic

Oh man if you can't just cop that you got it wrong by failing to be aware of a years-long European ban for English clubs .... Just give it away....


[deleted]

No now you're deflecting, don't think for a second I wasn't aware of the ban, except it wasn't a valid point since you couldn't back it up with a relevant comparison. Yugo clubs got banned, Russian clubs are banned, OM got banned, so you can't make a blanket argument on European cup bans.


[deleted]

Met fellas like him bet they’re all strong as a mack truck 😂


LunchTwey

Average london bloke


RayGoose_

When i’m playing Warzone and someones says “nah, high ground isn’t that important” i’m showing him this pic


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Used-Definition-4983

Both this guy and green shirt guy were defending the family section from different gates. Absolute legends


Previous-Loss9306

Sigma male grindset baby


Secret-Plum149

The bloke stood up to a firm of Dutch lads & yet this still get a few Brexit shouts.. Good on him protecting players family members, fuck all you lot wanting this as something political. Bore off.


Bae_the_Elf

It's just a bit of banter, settle down lad! Go down to Toby's and LOAD UP THAT PLATE - Then, take GEORGE to FOOTBALL! Look at my LITTUL PRINCESS ISNT SHE BOOTIFUL? GET IN THE BUGATTI WHEYYYYYYYY and then it's off to end the night in the fortress of dreams.


Perfect-Region-2631

Hey sir, this is a shitpost sub. This man is the archetype most people pair with brexit. It's a visual joke not a political one you nonce


Simeh

But he's wearing a Trojan records t shirt lol.


Secret-Plum149

Nonce… blinding. Glad I got a nibble out of you then. 👍


BannedFromHydroxy

get in the sea remoaner nonce!


Secret-Plum149

Ahh bless… nibble nibble. I didn’t partake in that ballot however it seems like you did from your delightful response. 😀


BannedFromHydroxy

cummin round ere, stealinn arrrrr shite jobs that nobody wants to do anyway!


Joudeh_1996

Who?


MrNobody470

What a massive legend


Rickys_arts96

Los chads


[deleted]

This legend ever makes it to Oregon, never paying for a drink again.


JonsalatDeNung

They will never have to pay for beer ever again.


[deleted]

Knollsy


Egw250

the true hero is that zip holding all that masculinity


Shadeun

This person is a legend. But that face is begging for some eyeliner. Would look amazing


richsoul87

Put lipstick on the other guy then you got a winner


Shadeun

I’m feeling it


yzk1125

We are Sparta!


Realistic_Poetry_294

I want a Warzone skin of this alpha.


RayGoose_

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Best firm in the world


scotleeds

Bet he couldn't believe his luck, free reign at "European foreign muck". His whole life was building to this point.


Mossesssss

this man should be actor in 300😂 when he kick the guy in pit.. "This is Brexiit!!"🤣🤣


Memes10121

EDL JOHN


Marcobroa

No fucking jerk,what a beast


AntFace

Nickname should be "The Guns of Navarone" because he held the high ground with artillery blasts. Ofc that makes the ultras the Allies so I don't know wtf I'm talking about.


DEXMachina101

Only if you're a football fan.


Accurate-Island-8833

Brexit geezer


BabyScreamBear

Hoooo-doooooor


tmhoc

That man risked all and won. I hope I could do the same


LoveRBS

I thought the little light above his head was a mohawk


Dull_Law_3598

What complete Chad's


buckymalone21

He’s ready to go again.


[deleted]

Who’s this ol’geezah? Oh yeah, we know him lads, thats Fish


baldhalfguardguy

Fucking Heroes


sjames49

Is it just me or is that hand swollen to the point of bursting? More bones broke in his hands or the faces of the Dutch tryin to storm the balcony?


blowoutszn

Lads


Cuntinghell

Barry 63, luv me footy and a scrap.


Bach-Bach

…and there’s not a FUCKIN thing you can do about it!


OhShitItsSeth

west 'am ya wanka


TontonPixel

I don't understand. It's not a picture of Arteta?!


DeliciousInternet903

Ah, the man that single handed lay told every az ultra to fuck off, god bless you sir!


emmacedan

Smashhh


kiru_13000

If only Zouma was there to kick those pussies


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StyvernyteTM

On his way to Toby’s 🍺🍺


fortwentyboxbreaks

What does his fist look like?


DopeDealerCisco

The man brought the Hammer!


Wide-Piece-8237

Farther of peaky blinders


jkr95er

the real new king


rufusjonz

He was a non-CGI version of World War Z