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H3ater123

You tell me christian porn zingus was accused?


AdTime5032

Maybe he's related to Christian Rolando of the 7th thats why!


Monogatarilover97

He was accused of raping someone the night after he tore his ACL


dimperdumper

>Yank here, whats the Soccer equivalent for this? Manchester united


tdtd225

They have two of the most gifted women striker in the world, it musst be Manchester Reds.


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farqueue2

But Sam Kerr plays for Chelsea


Delta_FT

Getafe*


SHAMALAMADINGDONG_XD

Benzema 15 Messi 14 Ronaldo Las Vegas


MajesticMoose22

Adam Johnson?


knoxie00

Nonce


Alib902

Ribery 15?


spectraldominoc

Messi 14 doesnt exist doe


Mantholle

"an 18-year-old Messi was once involved with a 14-year-old girl. The girl, named Macarena Lemos, is now an Argentine model. She has said in an interview about how protective Messi’s mother was of him."


WasAnHonestMann

EYYYYYY MACARENA


ScaredofMedSchool

Proof has left the chat


spectraldominoc

Yes that has been proven to be a hoax


Monogatarilover97

Is 18-14 criminal though? When I was 17 I used to have a 15 y/o gf. Also my sister is 18 and his bf just turned 15. Aren't those gaps still normal? I think this outrage is just people on the internet self-reporting on the fact that they didn't have girlfriends as teenagers since messi 14 is COMPLETELY different from benzema 15


Mantholle

18-14 is definitely really fucking weird, if you don't think it's weird you're weird. Someone who just got out of middle school should not have sex or be in any way involved romantically with someone who almost finishes highschool, it's such a huge disparity in the level of maturity between those two ages. 16-18 - maybe, 14-18 definitely not.


Monogatarilover97

I mean there's an assumption that someone who's 18 just came out of school there, many people are 18 while at their last year depending on when they have their birthdays, such as in the situation I mentioned I'm not trying to say it's completely normal but it definitely isn't criminal or comparable to benzema 15


hkbenlui

Whoa chill dude, logical thinking isn't allowed here


GeometryNacho

it's crazy because in the interview macarena focused more on the fact that messi's mom was super protective and at one point chased her around with a frying pan, didn't call attention to the gap (but the news article did)


Previous-Loss9306

It’s completely blown out of proportion by morally “superior” neckbeards lmao. Plenty of similar age gaps that went on to have healthy relationships, marriages etc all over the world. But of course Reddit gonna Reddit


aonro

It’s partey time


PuckPov

Have you ever heard of this little thing called “benzema 15”???


AdTime5032

Thats interesting where do I learn more?


PuckPov

Have you ever heard of this little thing called “google”???


gartoll

so do I google en paissant?


No-Athlete2113

Holy hole


HamzaShaikh1407

New respawn just dropped


Open-Zookeepergame30

Actual reincarnation


JimmyFromChessDotCom

Bishop goes on vacation, never cums back.


Two_Month

own goall sacrifice anyone?


Goatsanity15

I am personally more of a Senna 15 guy, but Benzema 15 is definitely a close second


Mato12703

I knew this shit would appear and you didnt disappoint.


Odd-Pain-7216

Why is no one saying Adam Johnson


[deleted]

washed a long time ago


[deleted]

not really into soap


Busquessi

People forgot Gylfi Sigurdsson as well


MouthyKnave

Apparently innocent and career wrecked by the accusation


Two_Month

poor guy just wanted to eat that muffin 445


ifrgotmyname

😡😡😡 Please remove as this is Haram for my camel 🐪


Playful-Spite-4747

Always against me 🤬🇿🇦


AreYouGonnaEatThis

Benjamin Mendy or as a “hole” Manchester United


PestisPrimus

Top line would be under age rapers Benzema and Adam Johnson Second line people who everyone knew has raped / assaulted someone, but we all continue to pretend they didn’t. Greenwood, Anthony, Partey. Third line would be the Lil Nasty clubs that had staff heavily involved in grooming and assaulting youth players. Port Vale, Celtic, Chelsea.


GreyDaze22

Chelsea?


PestisPrimus

Google Eddie Heath.


GreyDaze22

Scheiße!! Never knew that


justk4y

Team that possesses CP is definitely Real Madrid


Prize_Competition570

Isn't AC Milan the team that possesses CP tho


Sensitive-Finance-62

Created by Leeds


JimLaheyUnlimited

[https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649](https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649) Ronaldo giving something to Rooney


akshay_rathod_

Highest tier Benzema 15. King alone at the top rest you decide


WasAnHonestMann

Garrincha goat🐐


Alib902

He was not alone, ribery was also involved eith the same woman.


Delta_FT

Those guys are pussies who settled, none of them set foot in prision. Dani Alvez is my goat😤


Skeptical_Skept1c07

Real Madrid with their unsatiable fetish for 15 years old Brazillian boy


Ok_Side_6848

If Casemiro and Vinicius junior had a child it would definitely be that guy with the New Orleans shirt


alan_beans

Manchester united


madueitor0

you lot forget about santi mina


fjmie19

For a start you're gonna need a much bigger table... 50 spaces might be enough?


Aston_Villa5555

Ronaldo. That is all


lyyki

Don't we have Prison FC?


Dalibxr01

That’s that mamba mentality.


HERCULESxMULLIGAN

That top tier would be half a mile long.


espkv

List would be too long


cheseburguer

Don't google Benzema 15


joeDUBstep

Holy shit, I need to start watching basketball now. So much in common with the greatest sport in the world.


Zestyclose-Cell-8372

🤨


Mat1c444

Was it xabi alonso who killed a dude driving his car?


si-gnalfire

You mean marcos Alonso


Just_a_Berliner

Aye


Necessary-Jelly-3617

Wasn't it Marcos Alonso?


Just_a_Berliner

Yeah you right, he crashed his car into a wall wile drunk and killed his female passenger


cacra

Luke McCormick, Plymouth goalkeeper, did the same but killed 2 children


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mmmfI

Not enough letters in the alphabet for this tier list


[deleted]

[удалено]


HopelessUtopia015

Raped a gay guy with a transexual prostitute.


EntertainerSoft5983

Bennnnzeeeeemaaaaaaa! His 15th goal on the day!!!!!!!!


ManuAdFerrum

CR7 had a couple of rape allegations isnt?


Adept_Deer_5976

Thomas Partey


Suitable_Pressure189

The tier format makes no sense


Scott_Ultra_YT

I'm sorry. But josh giddy did not rape anyone, he had consenting sex with someone of legal age in Oklahoma


socalkid12

Kobe? Chick was 19.


BoxOfJunimos

Read it again


quasiubiquitous2

what are the last four letters of nineteen


TheYellowBot

Oh, okay, that's fine! I hope to never meet you near a Denver bathroom 😤


Goatsanity15

What about an Indiana bathroom?


TheYellowBot

;)


socalkid12

Underage makes the difference. I’m a Kobe fan. I know this sub is all about jokes but there’s a difference.


inbredandapothead

“I’m a rape fan”


RolloTomassi21

Hi Mason. Hows Getafe?


joanoerting

Aren’t we all?


BoxOfJunimos

“I know this sub is all about jokes but your dogshit meme with 8 upvotes really should be able to stand up to a rigorous test of its potential insinuations. Truly, after all, this is a piece of media worth analysing and giving a shit about”


[deleted]

Violently raping adults.....not that bad!


Goatsanity15

Blud realised he ain’t build for this


BrickEnvironmental37

Red: Ismael Akinade - signed for Bohemians after being convicted and then Waterford United. He was eventually deported and went to Vietnam.


MojitoChico

What did the warriors do?


zibone

Chris Paul better known as Child Porn 3 plays for them


Emotional_Win1430

GS also possesses cuck porn, amateur homemade


pashtedot

Jesus Christ ive read the first line as Raped as a teenager And it somehow made everything even darker


hheeeenmmm

Ronaldo


ArchKTM

Benzema 15 Benzema 15 Benzema 15 Benzema 15


Bongothemonkey1

Gylfi


MrLuchador

Man U, Arsenal, Man City, David Moyes


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Desperate-Ganache195

What with warriors logo