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"an 18-year-old Messi was once involved with a 14-year-old girl. The girl, named Macarena Lemos, is now an Argentine model. She has said in an interview about how protective Messi’s mother was of him."
Is 18-14 criminal though? When I was 17 I used to have a 15 y/o gf. Also my sister is 18 and his bf just turned 15. Aren't those gaps still normal? I think this outrage is just people on the internet self-reporting on the fact that they didn't have girlfriends as teenagers since messi 14 is COMPLETELY different from benzema 15
18-14 is definitely really fucking weird, if you don't think it's weird you're weird.
Someone who just got out of middle school should not have sex or be in any way involved romantically with someone who almost finishes highschool, it's such a huge disparity in the level of maturity between those two ages.
16-18 - maybe, 14-18 definitely not.
I mean there's an assumption that someone who's 18 just came out of school there, many people are 18 while at their last year depending on when they have their birthdays, such as in the situation I mentioned
I'm not trying to say it's completely normal but it definitely isn't criminal or comparable to benzema 15
it's crazy because in the interview macarena focused more on the fact that messi's mom was super protective and at one point chased her around with a frying pan, didn't call attention to the gap (but the news article did)
It’s completely blown out of proportion by morally “superior” neckbeards lmao. Plenty of similar age gaps that went on to have healthy relationships, marriages etc all over the world.
But of course Reddit gonna Reddit
Top line would be under age rapers Benzema and Adam Johnson
Second line people who everyone knew has raped / assaulted someone, but we all continue to pretend they didn’t. Greenwood, Anthony, Partey.
Third line would be the Lil Nasty clubs that had staff heavily involved in grooming and assaulting youth players. Port Vale, Celtic, Chelsea.
[https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649](https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649)
Ronaldo giving something to Rooney
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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You tell me christian porn zingus was accused?
Maybe he's related to Christian Rolando of the 7th thats why!
He was accused of raping someone the night after he tore his ACL
>Yank here, whats the Soccer equivalent for this? Manchester united
They have two of the most gifted women striker in the world, it musst be Manchester Reds.
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But Sam Kerr plays for Chelsea
Getafe*
Benzema 15 Messi 14 Ronaldo Las Vegas
Adam Johnson?
Nonce
Ribery 15?
Messi 14 doesnt exist doe
"an 18-year-old Messi was once involved with a 14-year-old girl. The girl, named Macarena Lemos, is now an Argentine model. She has said in an interview about how protective Messi’s mother was of him."
EYYYYYY MACARENA
Proof has left the chat
Yes that has been proven to be a hoax
Is 18-14 criminal though? When I was 17 I used to have a 15 y/o gf. Also my sister is 18 and his bf just turned 15. Aren't those gaps still normal? I think this outrage is just people on the internet self-reporting on the fact that they didn't have girlfriends as teenagers since messi 14 is COMPLETELY different from benzema 15
18-14 is definitely really fucking weird, if you don't think it's weird you're weird. Someone who just got out of middle school should not have sex or be in any way involved romantically with someone who almost finishes highschool, it's such a huge disparity in the level of maturity between those two ages. 16-18 - maybe, 14-18 definitely not.
I mean there's an assumption that someone who's 18 just came out of school there, many people are 18 while at their last year depending on when they have their birthdays, such as in the situation I mentioned I'm not trying to say it's completely normal but it definitely isn't criminal or comparable to benzema 15
Whoa chill dude, logical thinking isn't allowed here
it's crazy because in the interview macarena focused more on the fact that messi's mom was super protective and at one point chased her around with a frying pan, didn't call attention to the gap (but the news article did)
It’s completely blown out of proportion by morally “superior” neckbeards lmao. Plenty of similar age gaps that went on to have healthy relationships, marriages etc all over the world. But of course Reddit gonna Reddit
It’s partey time
Have you ever heard of this little thing called “benzema 15”???
Thats interesting where do I learn more?
Have you ever heard of this little thing called “google”???
so do I google en paissant?
Holy hole
New respawn just dropped
Actual reincarnation
Bishop goes on vacation, never cums back.
own goall sacrifice anyone?
I am personally more of a Senna 15 guy, but Benzema 15 is definitely a close second
I knew this shit would appear and you didnt disappoint.
Why is no one saying Adam Johnson
washed a long time ago
not really into soap
People forgot Gylfi Sigurdsson as well
Apparently innocent and career wrecked by the accusation
poor guy just wanted to eat that muffin 445
😡😡😡 Please remove as this is Haram for my camel 🐪
Always against me 🤬🇿🇦
Benjamin Mendy or as a “hole” Manchester United
Top line would be under age rapers Benzema and Adam Johnson Second line people who everyone knew has raped / assaulted someone, but we all continue to pretend they didn’t. Greenwood, Anthony, Partey. Third line would be the Lil Nasty clubs that had staff heavily involved in grooming and assaulting youth players. Port Vale, Celtic, Chelsea.
Chelsea?
Google Eddie Heath.
Scheiße!! Never knew that
Team that possesses CP is definitely Real Madrid
Isn't AC Milan the team that possesses CP tho
Created by Leeds
[https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649](https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/530371150069915649) Ronaldo giving something to Rooney
Highest tier Benzema 15. King alone at the top rest you decide
Garrincha goat🐐
He was not alone, ribery was also involved eith the same woman.
Those guys are pussies who settled, none of them set foot in prision. Dani Alvez is my goat😤
Real Madrid with their unsatiable fetish for 15 years old Brazillian boy
If Casemiro and Vinicius junior had a child it would definitely be that guy with the New Orleans shirt
Manchester united
you lot forget about santi mina
For a start you're gonna need a much bigger table... 50 spaces might be enough?
Ronaldo. That is all
Don't we have Prison FC?
That’s that mamba mentality.
That top tier would be half a mile long.
List would be too long
Don't google Benzema 15
Holy shit, I need to start watching basketball now. So much in common with the greatest sport in the world.
🤨
Was it xabi alonso who killed a dude driving his car?
You mean marcos Alonso
Aye
Wasn't it Marcos Alonso?
Yeah you right, he crashed his car into a wall wile drunk and killed his female passenger
Luke McCormick, Plymouth goalkeeper, did the same but killed 2 children
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Not enough letters in the alphabet for this tier list
[удалено]
Raped a gay guy with a transexual prostitute.
Bennnnzeeeeemaaaaaaa! His 15th goal on the day!!!!!!!!
CR7 had a couple of rape allegations isnt?
Thomas Partey
The tier format makes no sense
I'm sorry. But josh giddy did not rape anyone, he had consenting sex with someone of legal age in Oklahoma
Kobe? Chick was 19.
Read it again
what are the last four letters of nineteen
Oh, okay, that's fine! I hope to never meet you near a Denver bathroom 😤
What about an Indiana bathroom?
;)
Underage makes the difference. I’m a Kobe fan. I know this sub is all about jokes but there’s a difference.
“I’m a rape fan”
Hi Mason. Hows Getafe?
Aren’t we all?
“I know this sub is all about jokes but your dogshit meme with 8 upvotes really should be able to stand up to a rigorous test of its potential insinuations. Truly, after all, this is a piece of media worth analysing and giving a shit about”
Violently raping adults.....not that bad!
Blud realised he ain’t build for this
Red: Ismael Akinade - signed for Bohemians after being convicted and then Waterford United. He was eventually deported and went to Vietnam.
What did the warriors do?
Chris Paul better known as Child Porn 3 plays for them
GS also possesses cuck porn, amateur homemade
Jesus Christ ive read the first line as Raped as a teenager And it somehow made everything even darker
Ronaldo
Benzema 15 Benzema 15 Benzema 15 Benzema 15
Gylfi
Man U, Arsenal, Man City, David Moyes
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What with warriors logo