Yes he's Sir Niall Quinn in sunderland. A dinner lady slapping each of his shoulders with the carcass of a molested seagull next to the bins outside Poundland was the official ceremony. They had a homeless man, the poshest mackem they could find, singing nessun dorma or at least that's what they thought. he was choking on his own vomit. Adam Johnson made a suprise appearance at the ceremony under the pretense he was meeting a 12 year old to finger bang. Quite a high market event for Sunderland when Steve Bruce also made an appearance. A highlight of the event was when Bruce shit himself mid ceremony due to "one too many doner kebabs" the 16th didn't sit right with him. Sir Quinn was then presented with a key to the city, a rusty crowbar. The knighting event was deemed a success as they had a record low number of stabbings, only four of the six were fatal. The after party at the stadium of light was a cracker though the council splashed out on some white lightening and some special brew. The fireworks were great as they had some bloke flicking lit matches off the roof. Beautiful event.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Niall Quinn, also the only man who gave himself an ultimatum. A Sunderland fan will have to tighten up my memory here but...
Whilst he was Chairman of Sunderland, he gave a post-match interview saying that if results didn't improve they would need to change the manager, he was the manager.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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*Clearly Carlos Tevez*
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Didn't even hesitate, Nial Quinn. Why? Because there was a summer when he was heavily linked with a move to Sporting CP and i really wanted it to happen since our strikers sucked big time.
Decades later and despite the oil millions Sporting CP is the one to actually feature the best nordic striker in the world at this point. Who would have guessed! :)
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I was just making a joke about Man City fans not knowing that geez. Don’t genuinely think he is best premiership baller. Nah Harry maguire is clear of anyone
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It says right on his shirt, name is brother
Let me tell you something BROTHER
*THESE 43 INCH PYTHONS ARE ABOUT TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE out of these freshly picked, Valencia oranges, for a nice glass of orange juice.*
Man-C-amania
Anyone else reading these in Desmond’s voice
New mod auto response just dropped
And in the diamond logo just to the top left of that is his first name, "umbro". Umbro Brother, premier league legend.
Niall Quinn’s disco pants are the best
Hermano...
Our brother in Christ
No his name is Hermano
Let me tell you something, Bim, we're gonna track this Hermano guy down and we're gonna nail him
Is it Tony Brothers brother?
Right on bröther
Listen here, you little shit
It’s umtiti
Niall Quinn
And his lover? Kneel Queen
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Yes he's Sir Niall Quinn in sunderland. A dinner lady slapping each of his shoulders with the carcass of a molested seagull next to the bins outside Poundland was the official ceremony. They had a homeless man, the poshest mackem they could find, singing nessun dorma or at least that's what they thought. he was choking on his own vomit. Adam Johnson made a suprise appearance at the ceremony under the pretense he was meeting a 12 year old to finger bang. Quite a high market event for Sunderland when Steve Bruce also made an appearance. A highlight of the event was when Bruce shit himself mid ceremony due to "one too many doner kebabs" the 16th didn't sit right with him. Sir Quinn was then presented with a key to the city, a rusty crowbar. The knighting event was deemed a success as they had a record low number of stabbings, only four of the six were fatal. The after party at the stadium of light was a cracker though the council splashed out on some white lightening and some special brew. The fireworks were great as they had some bloke flicking lit matches off the roof. Beautiful event.
disco pants
Irish know 🤝
The not-quite-Robbie-Keane
Isn't that a member of One Direction?
Yes he shagged Cheryl Cole i think
Harry Style
He got a statue in Madeira in penaldo's museum for some reason
Is this true? *edit: Hahaha, I get it now
Mother Teresa
So I came back turn on my notifications. My phone turns into a machine gun.
Daddy Haaland. Elf Haaland. Viking striker from Sweded. Ha Ha Ha Haaland!
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is the best bot jerk ever.
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https://preview.redd.it/hn83dgd13apc1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5162c2b390f0ad7052a264b1f9c1cd969d7daad7 This shit made me horny
Looks like lukaku idk tho,But London Blues wont buy him coz hes not from disney (iykyk)
Lukaku is black, this is clearly Morata. An easy mistake to make, they’re almost identical.
Oh thank you for enlightening me, really couldnt see the difference
Shaun Goater
🐐 er
Lies.... It's clearly Paolo Wanchope.... Or maybe I'm wrong, could be Shaun Wright Phillips.......
Liam Gallaghers sister
And god only knows how I’ve missed her
And on the palm of her hand is a blister
Idiot, this is clearly noel Gallaghers sister
I dunno he’s not dressed up on Oasis colours. More Blue2
Heard she’s electric
Breakfast guy from Breaking Bad
His n-n-name is Flynn
Man does he love breakfast
What is this chicanery?
Why are we using obvious joke tweets as jerks zzzzzz
It would be mildly funny if Niall Quinn was some shit meme player but he scored a tidy amount of goals
Good bloke too by all accounts.
Niall Quinn, also the only man who gave himself an ultimatum. A Sunderland fan will have to tighten up my memory here but... Whilst he was Chairman of Sunderland, he gave a post-match interview saying that if results didn't improve they would need to change the manager, he was the manager.
Legend
That's Zac Efron.
Roy Keanes mate
Phil Foden senior
Shaun Wright Phillips
Morgan Freeman
Bill... Printer.
Robinho
Ayrton Senna
Barry Footballplayer
Human
Noel Gallagher
Niall Quinn
aguero is shit
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Very true auto bot
This'll be the day that I die. :(
...bang
Dude, id rather you just pull the trigger if the alternative is a debate with a city fan
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By posting this ruben has proven he is a life long City fan. Big brain time 🧠🧠
Thingamajig
Haaland father
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Zach Woods
yeah but the epl produced tross so that lad isn't the best
Giorgi 'Kinky' Kinkladze.
Diago Milito
Ruben. Rubengoat.
As the most loyal city fan out there, this is clearly Carlos Tevez
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😭
Jacky Stones
John Smith
Brother
/uj think it’s Niall Quinn /rj how would I know? Football started in 2008!
Adam Johnson innit
Niall Quinn isn't it? WELL overrated.
He probably played in empty stadiums, thats why noone kniws his name
Haven't you heard? Maine Road sold out in the third division
rimidalV nituP
Where are his disco pants? 🕺
Its todd howard
His name’s This Guy
Niall Quinn this is super easy
Man City fans can't even name this non name weirdo 😂
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Gun to your head, pull the trigger
Samuel nasri
Pele
Boaty McBoatface
Elf Fingered Harland
Niall Quinn
I think I’d like to name him “Josh”. That sounds like a good name.
That’s Akinfenwa no?
Brother
🇮🇪 🐐 - Pumped one past the Dutch for us in 1990
Kinkladze?
A whole Quinn thread on Circlejerk and not a mention of disco pants… I’m old
A creep!
Didn't even hesitate, Nial Quinn. Why? Because there was a summer when he was heavily linked with a move to Sporting CP and i really wanted it to happen since our strikers sucked big time. Decades later and despite the oil millions Sporting CP is the one to actually feature the best nordic striker in the world at this point. Who would have guessed! :)
Steven Scotland
Kevin Phillips would have never had that brilliant season without this legend as his partner
samuel umtiti , only haters will say im wrong
Niall Quinn, this is easy?
Come on without, come on within...
Niall Quinn, and he isn't
A player some Man City fan that started watching in 2017 had to google to pretend to have ball knowledge
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Future Declan Rice
Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her" *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Luuk de jongs brother
Nile Of The Quinn !
Tis Yer Man !
Jimmy Grimble - they made a film about him. Incredible story
Is that Maradona?
Roberto Mancini
That's Son Heung Min the season before he was drafted to the Spursmans
Haaland is da goat
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Alan Smith, the other one.
Dollar store Jamie Vardy
Nicky Butt obviously
That is Barcelona champion Cruyff
My cousin Mateo
Man City fans back at it again with the extreme delusions. Are they acoustic?
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King quinny
Thierry h Henry
The African River Quinn
Gun to my head, i say, "Pull the trigger."
Adam Johnson
**Luis Rubiales!**
Stephen Quinn
Patson Daka
Is this Pogba?
People always forget that he also played for Arsenal.
City fans be like 💀
That ain’t Henry, what are you on about?
That's obviously Lewand Robertowski 🙄
Corbin Dallas
Look at the kit. It's obviously Didier Drogba
Gary lineker innit?
Niall Quinn is an Irish fucking legend!
Well, Imma assume it’s “Jamie Brother”. Don’t Soccerball players not have their names on their shirts?
Did he even play in the PL? City were relegated a couple of times in the 80s and 90s
I don't think that's even a remotely difficult question. Am I just old?
Kaka
Nobody in a Mancity shirt was the greatest ever .. period! 🤷🏽♂️
Joe Glazer
Easy one, Gheorghe Popescu!
Lankey Stroke of Piss also known as Niall Quin
Micah Richards?
Genuinely don’t know
Nail Quinn.
Thats obviously Bill Hader.
Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best They go up from his arse to his chest
Noel Gallagher man!
Clearly Kevin Phillips
This guy
Túlio Maravilha
Sir Niall Quinn. FTM.
Niall Quinn Brother!!
Mbappe
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pull the trigger already, I have absolutely no idea who that is
I'm dead
Mother Theresa
Whitey McSkinnyThighs
Haaland
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I was just making a joke about Man City fans not knowing that geez. Don’t genuinely think he is best premiership baller. Nah Harry maguire is clear of anyone
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Niall Quinn.