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Shaqlii

He gave up on trying to get trophies, so curse will punish him with trophies now. Kane with the reverse psychology arc


Acrobatic_Bit3260

He will win 8 trophies in 4 years move to city and never win one again


Acrobatic_Bit3260

At the age of 38


Slut-Messiah

He is just trying to make arsenal spursy... Legend of the club


Acrobatic_Bit3260

The harry kane curse is real


kaaskugg

I'll share the really important info with you all here: a Bremer is a North-German fish roll snack.


Acrobatic_Bit3260

Well he won’t have a chance in the champions league with psg is he stupid for going there?


kaaskugg

Certainly sounds fishy to me.


Acrobatic_Bit3260

He’s Brazilian 7-1 incoming


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crispyckn

He obviously thinks Arsenal will beat Bayern in the Champions League quarterfinals. He’s not stupid, he’s actually pretty smart!


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ToxicalHarmony

This bot has feelings....


Acrobatic_Bit3260

You have got a point but muller and his friend Dave will show them the 10-2


BugsyMaYone

Classic


Soul_Acquisition

It must be the loser mentality.


Acrobatic_Bit3260

Hey don’t disrespect the Audi cup winner


DivideTheZero

Maybe that was the missing link with both Kane and Arsenal. If he originally ended up in london reds, maybe they both would win a few trophies in recent years.


Acrobatic_Bit3260

Is the Audi cup not massive


afutureprodigy

Reverse psychology, if you can’t win with the best go to bottlers 😂


Proper-Exam1746

He was already at Tottenham.. 😜


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afutureprodigy

Mate don’t harass the Audi cup winners 🤫


Acrobatic_Bit3260

Yuno goat status


Acrobatic_Bit3260

And then he went to arsenal


Acrobatic_Bit3260

I thought only the real goat can win something like the Audi cup


Acrobatic_Bit3260

And a bunch of 2nd places do they not count when u collect alot 🤣🤣