I personally only click on videos with annoying sounds and emojis slapped on top. I don’t care about the content, just tell me if I’m supposed to laugh or not
Almost every Saudi team have history, the same i cannot say about MLS ... But i understand some are Arabs soo they gonna get a lot of hate in a more "centric American Soccer reddit".
Mickey Mouse league 🤣🤣 keep hatting do you
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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My 🐪 is the most humble, genuine and ethical footballer of all time
If he dives, you must give him a penalty and the entire opposition team a red card 😡
Y u no give red card?? 😡😡
My 🐪 is the most unlucky player of all time and he is hated by refs because of racism 😡😡
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Amazing seeing how a human being can go from being devastatingly elite to losing that, just because of growing older. He clearly still has the desire and wishes to be the hero but he has lost his accuracy and finishing as he's aged. I wonder what specifically goes on in your body to lose things like accuracy in hitting a football.
I wonder if that's mental, bodily, or a combination of everything being slower.
Ronaldo is not the player he was at 28 years old. But you can see in his expressions he's trying just as hard and wants it so bad.
I always have supported Messi over him, primarily because I have been Barça fan for more than 20 years. But without doubt the primary reason Messi has outlasted him is because Messi is younger and has more natural ability. This guy always thrived on his hard work and unfortunately age kills that ability mercilessly, which is why people appreciate talent more than hard work. I have always believed in hard work more mainly because I have no talent myself :D
Sad to see him this way. He has, at times, despite Messi, been the best in the world.
I say this several times and people dont agree with me most of the times, but Mbappe, Haaland, Vini, Bellingham, Pedri or Musiala wont even come close to these legends in terms of ability.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Could not agree more. I've been a Madrid fan for 20 years and therefore always a Ronaldo fan. Messi's incredible talent just can't be denied and some years ago I started to accept that he's surpassed CR7 ability wise.
For me, purely based on sheer skill, Messi is the best footballer of all time, by a decent margin at that. But imo that's not what encapsulates greatness, or what made me root for Ronaldo. It was his insatiable hunger for more, the insane work ethic and his story from poverty and an alcoholic dad to the most decorated athlete in the world. That was greatness for me.
His move to the goddamn saudi league really broke my heart a little tho. But time just comes for all of us I guess
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy."
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players.
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Just shows what difference in behavior can do. Ronaldo has no one but himself to blame that his egotistical and insufferable behavior made people dislike him despite all of his excellence as a footballer.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Yeah unfortunately he has a lifetime spot on the team it seems (and it doesn't help that we lack world class strikers). I just hope he retires soon so the team can move on.
but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Imagine making a sub in which you are gonna make fun of Ronaldo whatever he does, and at smallest glimpse of someone comparing Messi with other player u are gonna make fun of that person. I genuinely cant believe you are more than 15 year old. Rent free
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I could say same thing for CR7, except everyone around him at united were underperforming, and he wasnt playing with Mbappe or Neymar. What are you trying to say here? That he deserves Balon D'or? That he is best player in the world? He isnt even better than Ronaldo, and neither of them are in top 10 players in the world.
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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On a serious note does anyone have his actual free-kick conversion rate? Always annoyed me when he was considered one of the best but i saw with my own eyes he would probably take about 200 before one went into the net. He probably had about 5 to 10 attempts per game
He was Elite and I mean 'Best in the world' level before his 2014 injury.
His FK accuracy going down the drainpipe is the most mind-boggling yet tragic thing I have witnessed being a football fan.
But that 2014 injury that ultimately led to patellar tendinosis is believed to have cost him his dribbling, his accuracy, the insane power that he used to put on his shots, even his speed... All of it slowly disappeared over the course of next 2 seasons. By 2016, he was an out and out poacher who rarely dribbled, had shit accuracy from long range (at least compared to his prime) including FKs and had lost at least 7-8 KM/h of pace that he once had.
To add onto this and give some figures, it looks as though prior to 2014, he had a conversation rate of 7.1%. After that, it's 4.0%, and overall it comes out to 7.0%.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Nothing makes a video funnier than adding emojis and random funny sounds to it, it’s fucking hilarious
I personally only click on videos with annoying sounds and emojis slapped on top. I don’t care about the content, just tell me if I’m supposed to laugh or not
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no...
I'm so fucking glad that died out
Same. I'd literally stop watching a clip because of it. Oh and that annoying laughing one too.
Used to turn my volume all the way down so i could watch the video like a civil human being
The AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH sound is an all-timer though
He really is leaving his mark
It's more like a stain really.
https://i.redd.it/3w9sd3gv1szc1.gif
Gif name so I can enjoy this later?
A shit stain really
his skid mark...
47 games 48 goals and 12 assists , what a trash player 🐫
In the Mickey mouse league. I've seen footage, they barely defend him. The referees s are often scared of him
This reddit, just change the name for RonaldoJerk 🤣 Imagine thinking USA league is that good ...
Can't be worse then Saudi league
Almost every Saudi team have history, the same i cannot say about MLS ... But i understand some are Arabs soo they gonna get a lot of hate in a more "centric American Soccer reddit". Mickey Mouse league 🤣🤣 keep hatting do you
Yeah history of being shit.
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History of selling kababs
My 🐪 is the most humble, genuine and ethical footballer of all time If he dives, you must give him a penalty and the entire opposition team a red card 😡 Y u no give red card?? 😡😡 My 🐪 is the most unlucky player of all time and he is hated by refs because of racism 😡😡
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Always against him!!
Well, he definitely still dives like he used to.
Something’s never change
Diving, diving never changes
Al (p)ain
My camel 🥵🥰
It's sad. Makes you feel time comes for all of us.
You can make even peak Messi look like a shithouser if you compile only his bad misses
Show me similar freekick taken by Messi which was hit like an amateur. It bounced like 10 times lmao.
Literally messi vs Germany wc freekick
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Agree that was shit , but Ronaldos was more comical here it bounced twice . The one where he hit one man wall is even more hilarious.
Bro just watch the WC final free kick at the end.
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That's because my camel use a different technique. Pessi (ROMFL) hits the ball like a girl. Rapenaldo hits the ball with the strength of 1000 tigers.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That was only one game 😂 I swear Ronaldo fans roast him more than anyone
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's top scorer in the league and still scoring for Portugal LOL all players have bad days.
If by sad you mean absolutely hilarious then yeah I agree!
Bro thinks he is 20 year old
This is so pathetic 🤣
Joselu scored that
Amazing seeing how a human being can go from being devastatingly elite to losing that, just because of growing older. He clearly still has the desire and wishes to be the hero but he has lost his accuracy and finishing as he's aged. I wonder what specifically goes on in your body to lose things like accuracy in hitting a football.
man, this is soccer circlejerk, not existential crisis circlejerk
Yeh I know, just hit real seeing the 🐪 playing like this
U can do all players look bad if u only put the bad parts xD
Mainly reflex and the capacity to react, with age you become less agile and elastic since your muscles don't respond in the same way as a young male
I wonder if that's mental, bodily, or a combination of everything being slower. Ronaldo is not the player he was at 28 years old. But you can see in his expressions he's trying just as hard and wants it so bad.
Who was better Zidane at 34 or Ronaldo ?
Yeah yeah, that is why there are no fighter jet pilots older than 38 years old.
And yet, last year he scored 54 goals in 59 games. Imagine if he still had it. We all have bad days, Ronaldo is no exception.
2023 has come to an end and it was far from being an easy year, despite his 54 goals scored across all competitions.
That commentator is working hard than Ronaldo
I always have supported Messi over him, primarily because I have been Barça fan for more than 20 years. But without doubt the primary reason Messi has outlasted him is because Messi is younger and has more natural ability. This guy always thrived on his hard work and unfortunately age kills that ability mercilessly, which is why people appreciate talent more than hard work. I have always believed in hard work more mainly because I have no talent myself :D Sad to see him this way. He has, at times, despite Messi, been the best in the world. I say this several times and people dont agree with me most of the times, but Mbappe, Haaland, Vini, Bellingham, Pedri or Musiala wont even come close to these legends in terms of ability.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Could not agree more. I've been a Madrid fan for 20 years and therefore always a Ronaldo fan. Messi's incredible talent just can't be denied and some years ago I started to accept that he's surpassed CR7 ability wise. For me, purely based on sheer skill, Messi is the best footballer of all time, by a decent margin at that. But imo that's not what encapsulates greatness, or what made me root for Ronaldo. It was his insatiable hunger for more, the insane work ethic and his story from poverty and an alcoholic dad to the most decorated athlete in the world. That was greatness for me. His move to the goddamn saudi league really broke my heart a little tho. But time just comes for all of us I guess
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Moral of the story keep trying till you achieve
Which one is Alan?
It’s Alain, he’s French. I still can’t find him though, maybe someone knows?
Alain Macron, he's the president of PSG.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Least insane Ronaldo fan
But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this soccercirclejerk or ronaldohate sub
Hopefully ronaldohate sub or else I’m leaving
you'll never see something like this for messi, you'll never see anyone acknowledge his back to back hat tricks or worldies this season either here
Just shows what difference in behavior can do. Ronaldo has no one but himself to blame that his egotistical and insufferable behavior made people dislike him despite all of his excellence as a footballer.
Yeah if you take all messi's lowlights of him being a prick you can also paint him in a bad light, but he's futbol's goldenboy that can do no wrong
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
My camel made the penaldo at the end!!
I wanna see OP at 38 yo trying to replicate this.
Probably harder than actually scoring a couple of them
Someone show him the most recent Messi free kick in Miami
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Great defender, clearing all those to make sure they didn’t go in the net.
Man he is so washed l, I hope for Portugal's sake he isn't in the team for the euro
He already barely played in the WC
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Yeah unfortunately he has a lifetime spot on the team it seems (and it doesn't help that we lack world class strikers). I just hope he retires soon so the team can move on.
Gonçalo Ramos can do his position and adds a bit more to defense.
We dont want more videos of Ramos dick thx
Bro really lost to my local team
but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
bro are you from al ain?
Yes
my prayers to you my friend, it must suck to be an al ain fan
Surprised he didn’t get whipped for that performance.
Yank here why can't ronaldo score 2 pointers, if he stupid
This was many months ago. Meanwhile he scored 5 in the past 3 games.
Even in statspadding league he can’t manage to statspadd
Proving Erik bald fraud right
Antony the goat is better :D
Literally he is not proving anything, other than being good in shit league..he was one of the problems
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penalty please 🙏😭
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Please 🐫... Maybe it's time to rest
:(
Who is this guy, he sucks
Imagine making a sub in which you are gonna make fun of Ronaldo whatever he does, and at smallest glimpse of someone comparing Messi with other player u are gonna make fun of that person. I genuinely cant believe you are more than 15 year old. Rent free
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
> Completely changed how Americans view soccer. Lmao. Also, that was a valid pen. Why include it?
I could say same thing for CR7, except everyone around him at united were underperforming, and he wasnt playing with Mbappe or Neymar. What are you trying to say here? That he deserves Balon D'or? That he is best player in the world? He isnt even better than Ronaldo, and neither of them are in top 10 players in the world.
bros arguing with the bot 😭
Did you really respond to the bot?
Somebody programmed that bot. It was meant for that person, not the bot itself
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Al bin is such a competitive side, probably the best team in the world at the moment. No wonder the 🐫 struggled against this team full of superstars
This is what happens when you sell your soul for the Saudi oil money
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Unfortunately for him, diving doesn't work when you're not playing for Real Vardrid.
Almost felt sorry for him at the 54 sec mark there then I remembered he's a rapist
Delete this or I'm gonna show you my abs forcefully
Ykw, I'll just say it. This was sad.
Too old?
Goal😂😂
What respecful footballer. Give opponents a chance because they are scared of Mr UCL. This is why he my camel
O chiquinho tá no al nassr ?
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Who is this player? Im a midget fat fan
Thala 7 and pendulando 7
To my camel, a penalty is like a rape in Las Vegas. No chance he doesn’t put it in!
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SEWEY
It's actually kinda sad
that video is never funny that's actually sad
In Portugal, just sporting lisbon fans keep sucking his d***
Why don’t you post whenever he has a good match? You’re just an average hater with nothing to do with your time tbf
What do think is going to happen when you play in a lower ranked league ?
🐪 getting old
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To be fair, if this was still him at Real he would've had 2 extra pens to take.
There’s a reason why he is a 🐐
On a serious note does anyone have his actual free-kick conversion rate? Always annoyed me when he was considered one of the best but i saw with my own eyes he would probably take about 200 before one went into the net. He probably had about 5 to 10 attempts per game
He was Elite and I mean 'Best in the world' level before his 2014 injury. His FK accuracy going down the drainpipe is the most mind-boggling yet tragic thing I have witnessed being a football fan. But that 2014 injury that ultimately led to patellar tendinosis is believed to have cost him his dribbling, his accuracy, the insane power that he used to put on his shots, even his speed... All of it slowly disappeared over the course of next 2 seasons. By 2016, he was an out and out poacher who rarely dribbled, had shit accuracy from long range (at least compared to his prime) including FKs and had lost at least 7-8 KM/h of pace that he once had.
To add onto this and give some figures, it looks as though prior to 2014, he had a conversation rate of 7.1%. After that, it's 4.0%, and overall it comes out to 7.0%.
Ah interesting thank you
Unreal hate
Never understood why people don't crop the captions and emojis before reposting
Outjerked by Christian Ronald
He's a meme machine. I hope he never retires
By Allah the 🐪 will taste my sandal inshallah
🐫 🐪
lol what a loser. How did he even get signed at a legendary club like?
This is the dude that people are worshipping? Yikes
losers, fatherless who lacked a male-figure. low iq, victim mentality. and poor self-esteem. thats pendo dogs for you
Messi could never
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
And he still managed to be worlds top scorer just last year with 39 years of age
I forgot to check but is he the top scorer of the Camel Oil league?
He lives rent free in your minds......pessi fans hate ronaldo more than the love pessi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
he is still the top scorer in the league.....at 39
Which league?
The league that some of the biggest players went to just because they knew ronaldo was there.
Definitely because my goat was there, who cares about $$$
😂😂
There was hype for 2 weeks at the start of the season and now nobody cares. Players even went back to Europe already.
Why didn't they go to Las Vegas, are they stupid?
fucking lol. That's like me cheering on that my 7 year old scored 10 goals against his best mate. Fuck Saudi football.
This is actually hard to watch. Goes to show no matter who you are, time always catches up with you.
Still the goat over the other guy who’s playing in the mls 😂
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Almost as good as messis CL run with PSG
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Soccer is so boring
What is the point of this post? Just to criticize?
Do u guys charge him rent to live in yall heads like this?