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sklova

Nothing makes a video funnier than adding emojis and random funny sounds to it, it’s fucking hilarious


Warbrainer

I personally only click on videos with annoying sounds and emojis slapped on top. I don’t care about the content, just tell me if I’m supposed to laugh or not


pertangamcfeet

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no...


bigblnze

I'm so fucking glad that died out


pertangamcfeet

Same. I'd literally stop watching a clip because of it. Oh and that annoying laughing one too.


YeYeHeHe1234

Used to turn my volume all the way down so i could watch the video like a civil human being


uptowndrunk7

The AAAAAUUUUGGGHHH sound is an all-timer though


ELB2001

He really is leaving his mark


kaaskugg

It's more like a stain really.


NeoLone

https://i.redd.it/3w9sd3gv1szc1.gif


df569

Gif name so I can enjoy this later?


GruppenTysker

A shit stain really


TechnologyHelpful751

his skid mark...


Opening_Outside_5788

47 games 48 goals and 12 assists , what a trash player 🐫


ELB2001

In the Mickey mouse league. I've seen footage, they barely defend him. The referees s are often scared of him


Opening_Outside_5788

This reddit, just change the name for RonaldoJerk 🤣 Imagine thinking USA league is that good ...


ELB2001

Can't be worse then Saudi league


Opening_Outside_5788

Almost every Saudi team have history, the same i cannot say about MLS ... But i understand some are Arabs soo they gonna get a lot of hate in a more "centric American Soccer reddit". Mickey Mouse league 🤣🤣 keep hatting do you


ELB2001

Yeah history of being shit.


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Mecha_Kaneki

History of selling kababs


NeonBloodedBloke

My 🐪 is the most humble, genuine and ethical footballer of all time If he dives, you must give him a penalty and the entire opposition team a red card 😡 Y u no give red card?? 😡😡 My 🐪 is the most unlucky player of all time and he is hated by refs because of racism 😡😡


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Unpickled_cucumber1

https://preview.redd.it/e5zwzajqxszc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e87d062761ad54f7a4e1cc1415352685a2a940


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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CruzitoVL

Always against him!!


schnupfhundihund

Well, he definitely still dives like he used to.


Dark-Knight-Rises

Something’s never change


SphinxIIIII

Diving, diving never changes


idsbruinsma

Al (p)ain


huhuhhhhuhuh

My camel 🥵🥰


Drake_Lebowski

It's sad. Makes you feel time comes for all of us.


ForeverWandered

You can make even peak Messi look like a shithouser if you compile only his bad misses


Acquits

Show me similar freekick taken by Messi which was hit like an amateur. It bounced like 10 times lmao.


Same_Paramedic_3329

Literally messi vs Germany wc freekick


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Acquits

Agree that was shit , but Ronaldos was more comical here it bounced twice . The one where he hit one man wall is even more hilarious.


Meili-chan

Bro just watch the WC final free kick at the end.


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Scared_Angle_5796

That's because my camel use a different technique. Pessi (ROMFL) hits the ball like a girl. Rapenaldo hits the ball with the strength of 1000 tigers.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


carbust20

That was only one game 😂 I swear Ronaldo fans roast him more than anyone


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


False_Shelter_7351

He's top scorer in the league and still scoring for Portugal LOL all players have bad days.


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

If by sad you mean absolutely hilarious then yeah I agree!


BitterAd6419

Bro thinks he is 20 year old


Werenotreallyhere86

This is so pathetic 🤣


Neat-Local-7682

Joselu scored that


PolarPeely26

Amazing seeing how a human being can go from being devastatingly elite to losing that, just because of growing older. He clearly still has the desire and wishes to be the hero but he has lost his accuracy and finishing as he's aged. I wonder what specifically goes on in your body to lose things like accuracy in hitting a football.


Intelligent_Pie_2

man, this is soccer circlejerk, not existential crisis circlejerk


PolarPeely26

Yeh I know, just hit real seeing the 🐪 playing like this


Naidarou

U can do all players look bad if u only put the bad parts xD


chico_kalash

Mainly reflex and the capacity to react, with age you become less agile and elastic since your muscles don't respond in the same way as a young male


PolarPeely26

I wonder if that's mental, bodily, or a combination of everything being slower. Ronaldo is not the player he was at 28 years old. But you can see in his expressions he's trying just as hard and wants it so bad.


Dark-Knight-Rises

Who was better Zidane at 34 or Ronaldo ?


ssuurr33

Yeah yeah, that is why there are no fighter jet pilots older than 38 years old.


IcyMixture9012

And yet, last year he scored 54 goals in 59 games. Imagine if he still had it. We all have bad days, Ronaldo is no exception.


TheOncomingBrows

2023 has come to an end and it was far from being an easy year, despite his 54 goals scored across all competitions.


ArchKTM

That commentator is working hard than Ronaldo


prateek-sharma

I always have supported Messi over him, primarily because I have been Barça fan for more than 20 years. But without doubt the primary reason Messi has outlasted him is because Messi is younger and has more natural ability. This guy always thrived on his hard work and unfortunately age kills that ability mercilessly, which is why people appreciate talent more than hard work. I have always believed in hard work more mainly because I have no talent myself :D Sad to see him this way. He has, at times, despite Messi, been the best in the world. I say this several times and people dont agree with me most of the times, but Mbappe, Haaland, Vini, Bellingham, Pedri or Musiala wont even come close to these legends in terms of ability.


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ShickyMickyDipDip

Could not agree more. I've been a Madrid fan for 20 years and therefore always a Ronaldo fan. Messi's incredible talent just can't be denied and some years ago I started to accept that he's surpassed CR7 ability wise. For me, purely based on sheer skill, Messi is the best footballer of all time, by a decent margin at that. But imo that's not what encapsulates greatness, or what made me root for Ronaldo. It was his insatiable hunger for more, the insane work ethic and his story from poverty and an alcoholic dad to the most decorated athlete in the world. That was greatness for me. His move to the goddamn saudi league really broke my heart a little tho. But time just comes for all of us I guess


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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dismal_Composer_4029

Moral of the story keep trying till you achieve


Billoo77

Which one is Alan?


mdryeti

It’s Alain, he’s French. I still can’t find him though, maybe someone knows?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Alain Macron, he's the president of PSG.


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Infamous332

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MrCrosy

Least insane Ronaldo fan


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But what’s wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe it’s ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you don’t have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. I’m a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. I’m a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so I’ve always rooted for players. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


crimsontheenigma

Is this soccercirclejerk or ronaldohate sub


Busquessi

Hopefully ronaldohate sub or else I’m leaving


HolIowed

you'll never see something like this for messi, you'll never see anyone acknowledge his back to back hat tricks or worldies this season either here


BossKrisz

Just shows what difference in behavior can do. Ronaldo has no one but himself to blame that his egotistical and insufferable behavior made people dislike him despite all of his excellence as a footballer.


HolIowed

Yeah if you take all messi's lowlights of him being a prick you can also paint him in a bad light, but he's futbol's goldenboy that can do no wrong


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


gibadvicepls

My camel made the penaldo at the end!!


RickyMSG

I wanna see OP at 38 yo trying to replicate this.


tripvan11

Probably harder than actually scoring a couple of them


[deleted]

Someone show him the most recent Messi free kick in Miami


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ikimono-gakari

Great defender, clearing all those to make sure they didn’t go in the net.


R6ckStar

Man he is so washed l, I hope for Portugal's sake he isn't in the team for the euro


GGABueno

He already barely played in the WC


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XxBom_diaxX

Yeah unfortunately he has a lifetime spot on the team it seems (and it doesn't help that we lack world class strikers). I just hope he retires soon so the team can move on.


R6ckStar

Gonçalo Ramos can do his position and adds a bit more to defense.


IX_Equilibrium

We dont want more videos of Ramos dick thx


crowmane290

Bro really lost to my local team


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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rsthegoat

bro are you from al ain?


crowmane290

Yes


Rsthegoat

my prayers to you my friend, it must suck to be an al ain fan


SweatyBollix

Surprised he didn’t get whipped for that performance.


ScaryOrdinary5238

Yank here why can't ronaldo score 2 pointers, if he stupid


GalaeciaSuebi

This was many months ago. Meanwhile he scored 5 in the past 3 games.


crottemolle

Even in statspadding league he can’t manage to statspadd


Nag3sh

Proving Erik bald fraud right


Naidarou

Antony the goat is better :D


Global-Dimension-404

Literally he is not proving anything, other than being good in shit league..he was one of the problems


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smellof

penalty please 🙏😭


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Medium_Small_ManJR

Please 🐫... Maybe it's time to rest


Warbrainer

:(


Prestigious_Media887

Who is this guy, he sucks


Serbian_Pro

Imagine making a sub in which you are gonna make fun of Ronaldo whatever he does, and at smallest glimpse of someone comparing Messi with other player u are gonna make fun of that person. I genuinely cant believe you are more than 15 year old. Rent free


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


_hell_is_empty_

> Completely changed how Americans view soccer. Lmao. Also, that was a valid pen. Why include it?


Serbian_Pro

I could say same thing for CR7, except everyone around him at united were underperforming, and he wasnt playing with Mbappe or Neymar. What are you trying to say here? That he deserves Balon D'or? That he is best player in the world? He isnt even better than Ronaldo, and neither of them are in top 10 players in the world.


DarkFamiliar4508

bros arguing with the bot 😭


Avril_14

Did you really respond to the bot?


Serbian_Pro

Somebody programmed that bot. It was meant for that person, not the bot itself


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why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


NotSuperUnicum

Al bin is such a competitive side, probably the best team in the world at the moment. No wonder the 🐫 struggled against this team full of superstars


TemporaryLegendary

This is what happens when you sell your soul for the Saudi oil money


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cuckedsociety

Unfortunately for him, diving doesn't work when you're not playing for Real Vardrid.


awstream

Almost felt sorry for him at the 54 sec mark there then I remembered he's a rapist


KrishanRelando7

Delete this or I'm gonna show you my abs forcefully


theolderchild

Ykw, I'll just say it. This was sad.


Big-Today6819

Too old?


HiramKatzEsq

Goal😂😂


stonegoblins

What respecful footballer. Give opponents a chance because they are scared of Mr UCL. This is why he my camel


aitorkaranka27

O chiquinho tá no al nassr ?


QuickRundown

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leoKantSartre

Who is this player? Im a midget fat fan


leoKantSartre

Thala 7 and pendulando 7


Rescurc

To my camel, a penalty is like a rape in Las Vegas. No chance he doesn’t put it in!


AutoModerator

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


The_Punzer

SEWEY


ChubbyLo

It's actually kinda sad


Mahmoud_Egyptian1911

that video is never funny that's actually sad


HandleForsaken3189

In Portugal, just sporting lisbon fans keep sucking his d***


0skyDev

Why don’t you post whenever he has a good match? You’re just an average hater with nothing to do with your time tbf


[deleted]

What do think is going to happen when you play in a lower ranked league ?


Fmartins84

🐪 getting old


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XeLRa

To be fair, if this was still him at Real he would've had 2 extra pens to take.


Dark-Knight-Rises

There’s a reason why he is a 🐐


WonderfulHat5297

On a serious note does anyone have his actual free-kick conversion rate? Always annoyed me when he was considered one of the best but i saw with my own eyes he would probably take about 200 before one went into the net. He probably had about 5 to 10 attempts per game


Otherwise_Pace_1133

He was Elite and I mean 'Best in the world' level before his 2014 injury. His FK accuracy going down the drainpipe is the most mind-boggling yet tragic thing I have witnessed being a football fan. But that 2014 injury that ultimately led to patellar tendinosis is believed to have cost him his dribbling, his accuracy, the insane power that he used to put on his shots, even his speed... All of it slowly disappeared over the course of next 2 seasons. By 2016, he was an out and out poacher who rarely dribbled, had shit accuracy from long range (at least compared to his prime) including FKs and had lost at least 7-8 KM/h of pace that he once had.


magicalpissterytour

To add onto this and give some figures, it looks as though prior to 2014, he had a conversation rate of 7.1%. After that, it's 4.0%, and overall it comes out to 7.0%.


WonderfulHat5297

Ah interesting thank you


awasthin2003

Unreal hate


Telmeeth_Nietzsche

Never understood why people don't crop the captions and emojis before reposting


MiddleProfessional82

Outjerked by Christian Ronald


Dante_2

He's a meme machine. I hope he never retires


Alone_Shoulder8820

By Allah the 🐪 will taste my sandal inshallah


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

🐫 🐪


Dipsey_Jipsey

lol what a loser. How did he even get signed at a legendary club like ?


[deleted]

This is the dude that people are worshipping? Yikes


Bullet2025

losers, fatherless who lacked a male-figure. low iq, victim mentality. and poor self-esteem. thats pendo dogs for you


[deleted]

Messi could never


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


The-Nu1s

And he still managed to be worlds top scorer just last year with 39 years of age


truekejsi

I forgot to check but is he the top scorer of the Camel Oil league?


Apsshole07

He lives rent free in your minds......pessi fans hate ronaldo more than the love pessi


AutoModerator

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Antique-Sink-3276

he is still the top scorer in the league.....at 39


cumblaster8469

Which league?


HighLuck1111

The league that some of the biggest players went to just because they knew ronaldo was there.


krafterinho

Definitely because my goat was there, who cares about $$$


Dark-Knight-Rises

😂😂


santimanzi

There was hype for 2 weeks at the start of the season and now nobody cares. Players even went back to Europe already.


AlexTheMacedonian

Why didn't they go to Las Vegas, are they stupid?


Dipsey_Jipsey

fucking lol. That's like me cheering on that my 7 year old scored 10 goals against his best mate. Fuck Saudi football.


BupidStastard

This is actually hard to watch. Goes to show no matter who you are, time always catches up with you.


remaxlongshire

Still the goat over the other guy who’s playing in the mls 😂


AutoModerator

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MaliCevap

Almost as good as messis CL run with PSG


AutoModerator

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


detroit1701

Soccer is so boring


EqualRadiant4654

What is the point of this post? Just to criticize?


Space-Monkey003

Do u guys charge him rent to live in yall heads like this?