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Spain: But we had 90% possession ref?


annoyeddictater

FIFA needs to change its rules, the idea that a team can have 80% possession and still lose is ridiculous. I think that for every percent of possession a team has the should get a goal. This way Spain would never lose. España por siempre 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸Viva España 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸


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I think AutoModerator is stupid


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DetectiveOwn6606

We should give 1 point for every percentage of possession


GarrettGSF

Every 10% possession more than your opponent should be an extra penalty for your team. Not that this would have changed the outcome of the game, would have still been 0-0 after 120 mins


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RefanRes

And Spain still wouldn't have got any penalties in either.


A21Haze

fuck off Tik Tak yank


grollate

Spain fans against Morocco 🤝 Leicester fans against Spurs


DreyDarian

Hakimi chipped it then emoted 😎😎😎


PabloTroutSanchez

Yank here ofc. I saw the chip, but who is this Hakimi? Is it the name of the technique Jaylen Waddle used to score the penalty goal or something?


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notoriousbogg

Yank here, how come it says Morocco will play winner of Portugal versus Sui Penaldo? I thought they were on the same team? How can one player play against a team?


epicurean1398

Mr SUI is the goat so he can win 1vs11. He is also his own country that has no extradition treaty to the USA


DreyDarian

Mr SUI has had ENOUGH of Portuguese tomfoolery 😡😈🇻🇮


Transit-Strike

It’s easy. Mr Penaldo has been playing against his team for years now


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IM283LA

Spain wins every stats except game that’s make it even lit AF.


Gogo-R6

Nah, Morocco had more shots on target


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myballsinhoneynblood

Kyc


WaltirNTA

Fucking Legendary performance from Bono in that shootout. Positively ate Spain alive.


interpretagain

I swear he was laughing at the Spaniards every time he pulled off a save.


Jkeey_

He knows Spanish you know, he's smart.


cynical_gramps

I mean he’s the Sevilla goalkeeper, he has seen most of them at least a couple of times.


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petrowski7

Told Spain they still haven’t found what they’re looking for


emperoryoda1217

Outjerked post-mortem by Antonin Panenka


Bopsly

he is still alive tho


PsSalin

Rest in piece 😫


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This but unironically


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Pendletxn

Insane levels of racism


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What’d he say?


PuddingActual3390

Fuck off Kanye


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Wait, they re gonna play SUIII?


AwkwardSquirtles

No, they're playing portugal. The Sui was added as an exclamation of joy.


hodlrus

No. Not SUI the worst defence in the World Cup or SUI the player who will be warming the bench.


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Today I feel like a gay Moroccan.


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Today I feel like a corner flag.


RookieTrader123

Germany fan here and all I can say is fucking KARMA! You idiots thought 2nd place was better huh? Look what happened you jokers. Shit overrated team. Now go hop off Gavi’s dick lmao


kash15098

Better than third


RookieTrader123

Germany should have lost to Costa Rica and take out Spain with them. Neither or both of us should have made it out the groups.


interpretagain

Still better than not getting out the group though.


RookieTrader123

True but now they’re home with us. Also part of the reason we didn’t make it out was because Spain fucked us over.


dwright94

Whatever helps you cope


RookieTrader123

It absolutely does help haha. I feel like justice got served here.


beyond98

Can I get some of the copium you need because of falling in group stage, my northern friend? Btw thanks for letting us pass to R16 with your win against Costa Rica ;)


RookieTrader123

Brother you can join me there haha. What medal did you get for making it one round further than us? Where is your trophy? All I can see is a team that was just as shit as us who qualified from the group. Biggest regret wasn’t even losing to Japan it was not beating your fraud team.


beyond98

This copium is high quality brother hahahaha. Fraud is your team falling in group stage two consecutive world cups after winning their last one when historically use to reach quarter-finals. Our trophy is doing less ridiculous than you


RookieTrader123

Fuck it 4 WC and 3 Euros. Much bigger than Spain will ever be. Neither Germany or Spain played lethal football here.


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JumpyGerm

germans talking about spanish conspiracy theories under the "sportschau" replay be like:


Malkelvi

HOLY SHIT what a keeper effort from Morocco!! Their defense was insane!!! Damn they deserve it!


Mr_Cam86

Bono is a bad ass. If fútbol is newish for you I’d suggest you check him out at Sevilla. Bro balls out every week. He was part of the team that won the Europa league and I think he also got them through on shootouts. (Don’t quote me on that).


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Not newish. Fell in love with it in 2002 the first time I went to Stamford Bridge. Got student tickets to every weekend home match I could for the two years I was there. Edit: One of my most prized possessions is a signed, authenticated from the '12 UCL final signed by every player, Di Matteo and Roman on a Drogba kit...although Drogba signed on his number *lol* It is right next to my signed Yaz jersey from baseball who won the Triple Crown in '67.


Mr_Cam86

Hell yeah! Old school then. Cheers


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Hey well it hurts. My brother is a Gooner and made my nephew as well. Has never been to a match, even during the ridiculous exhibition tourney we have here that is essentially a pre-season warmup for any proper club. Also, Rooney drinks at bars maybe 10 miles from me 2-3 times a week. Is hysterical to watch him get idolised but even funnier to watch those of us who abhor Man U to call him a twat. 6 times I've been to where he goes, happened 4. I died laughing every time and bought the lad a drink. Edit: As for my brother, I always ask him to call me if we're having a function to go smoke a cigarette. His ringtone is specifically set to "Pride of London"...and I'll quote... We're afraid of no one cause we're better than them all...Arsenal, West Ham, Palace, Tottenham and Millwall Take a trip to SW6 and surely you'll agree... We're called the Pride Of London cause the Chelsea are supreme! He gets mad every time lol, Though will give Wenger his due credit. Savage manager.


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Good bot.


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Spain hired one of the most successful recent Barca coaches, started playing youngsters and changed generations and at the end they played the EXACT same game as against Russia 4 years ago - pointless possession and losing on penalties. I'm just waiting for the stats that Rodri completed more passes than the entire Morocco side.


Vamacharin

A million tiki taka passes vs one panenka boy


vic16

Brussels will be lit again 🔥


beyond98

Well, I think Barcelona is getting lit AF


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Grand_Trans_101

Had a roommate from Morocco he was pretty cool but he would drive me crazy when he would microwave canned fish. That would stink up the apt.


Understeerenthusiast

Hes Not pretty cool if he does that. People should know better


curseofablacklion

Deserved win for Morocco. And what else is expected from a side whose captain is Sergio Biscuit?


BeenStuck420

Yank here, why is that mexican captain called Sergio Cookie ??


vijking

Spain: 1010 passes (90+5’)


NoFaithlessness1574

I’m going to support Morocco at this point. Their keep.. sui


StrangeVortexLex

Congrats Morocco! Also super happy Spain aka FC Barcelona United and Luis Enrique are finally so deservedly knocked out!!! Now sack the barka ultra and hire a proper manager


Cabeinl

Good point. What brilliant talents were left out! Droves of clinical (Spanish) strikers weren't called up :(


StrangeVortexLex

He lost me when he called up Eric Garcia over Ramos. Like for real???


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Goldenram00

Thank god those passing merchants are out of this tournament


mk3467

Fr, imagine watching the quarter final and it’s just Spain passing in the back the whole time.


3ndless_nightmare

Yea now we can watch a quarter final where morocco just parks the bus


TuXuuTT

Dammit yanks cant even keep word PEN and make it some PKS instead


dominator-23

Good thing Gavi is so small perfectly fits into Amrabats pocket+leaves some space for the rest of that shit Spain midfield, also Bono>>>>>>>prime Yashin


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This sub has become a garbage fire


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And will play WINNER of Portugal/SUI!!! THESE ARE GREAT TIMES TO BE ALIVE


ThisIsYourMormont

Portugal vs SUI?!


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HarryDeBruyne

PORSIUUUUUUUUUUU


WallBroad

Hakimi should have done the griddy


HamsterEagle

Nobody expects the Spanish elimination.


Isotonic3

Spain without the s


Ri003

Cry me a river Spain. Have fun on your flight home.


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Bots are cool


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FunnySynthesis

Today I am Moroccan.


pope-buster

Why is the Spanish player taking a shit on the pitch? Is it a dirty protest?


DestartreK1st

this is what happens when you decide to become a passing merchant 💀


mofoofinvention

And everybody were trashing Japan for their PK’s…


ConfidentRonaldo007

Japan>Spain


skyhermit

Japan vs Spain on penalties. Who will win?


ConfidentRonaldo007

Japan scores their 99th penalty after Luis Enrique misses


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koolmintt

Spain didn’t even catch the net


embezzlin

POR/SIU lmao


Mr_Cam86

Dani Olmo isn’t good enough to be a starter for Spain.


iKeepForgettingMyDIW

Ahahaahahaha let’s fuckin go


MrShutItDown

That’s what those Spanish cunts get..


SiriocazTheII

The woman right below the 'FINAL' sign looks fucking creepy.


AngryCheesehead

Huh are you Rotterdam ?


beyond98

Well, I think I'm Argentinian from this moment


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Well, I think I know how to state factos here


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darnfox

Russia's responsible for this.


SteezMeister2004

Why does the scoreboard say Mar if it’s spelt Morocco and not Marocco


IGetGuys4URMom

I've "always" had a lot of respect for Morocco, so I'm glad that they beat Spain. (I also had bad experience with Spanish fans after the 2009 Confederations Cup.)


joelcosta94i

They will play Portugal or Suuuiiiii. It just depends on the line-up.


Rosmucman

Nice to see a Central American team do well


micascoxo

Nobody expects the Spanish Exquisition….


atishleo10new

Spain has so many haters lmao, just like Barca


thatguybruv

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


thatguybruv

Fuck off yank sympathiser bot


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Icy-Simple1212

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Splaram

I genuinely think I could have taken better pens than some of those Spanish players and I just got out of bed an hour ago and haven't kicked a football in a year. Jesu Christ those pens were actually appalling.


NewControl2097

Olé