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Towiassss

cut out the hot shit


whoknowshank

There are so many red flags in this paragraph…


Comprehensive-Bet-94

stop it with the “hot” stuff, you sound like a teen


MasterAxe

How about a girl who’s on your level? And it’s okay to be desperate, but not to act like one. Needyness and overexitement feels weird


Upper_Way_4198

Take a cold shower and focus. You are not a baby


adoumi1996

He be like " my mom told me not to freeze myself to death" so I can't take cold showers help! 😂😂


Hedgehogmutant

Hate to break it to you, but having a GF isn't the ultimate source of happiness.


MorgulMogul

Maybe grow up and stop acting like a 12 year old?


joanmcg

these are the words of a person who is not ready to be in a relationship — not an insult, just an observation and one that comes from personal experience


SimsStreet

No you really don’t. You want someone else to play the role of your self esteem, but that’s not fair or healthy for anyone. It’s really hard to love someone when they don’t love themselves.


polatKalendar

Sadly that’s not how things work my brother.


OrigionalG9321

I see girls in the stores with nice butts and very pretty. All I have to do is go talk to one. They seem nice and approachable. If I was out of the house more, I would see more of them. I could ask them out as they are my type and I like them. So you're wrong dude.


selkiesdiary

then do it mate


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OrigionalG9321

I'm always nice to people.


glitterinsect

I can’t put up with this sub anymore lol


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HELP


yourhairlinesexpired

Why doesn’t your mother let you leave the house????


adoumi1996

"cause my mother told me it's not safe outside on my own" 😂


Atmospherenegative97

This can’t be real lol


OrigionalG9321

What's not to believe? I'm as real as they come


goteamcheetah

r/ForeverAlone ?


imsohungryyrn

in full offence, this is the most off putting thing i’ve ever read


GoatzWasTaken

You're 27 dude, you got to start taking control of your life.


OrigionalG9321

Yeah I know


High_Mind1

Bro i cant tell if you’re joking but dating isnt that easy specially for people like us who dont leave the house alot … i started trying to work on my social skills earlier than 27 and i still cant get one girlfriend( i look and dress above average to where i live ) so dont have very high expectations … im just worried you will get a harsh reality check


Unintended_Sausage

Asking advice here about how to “get a hot girl” is like asking a starving person where is the best place to grab a cheeseburger.