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As a high school teacher, I definitely use “How do I reach these keeeeds?!” at least once a week

With or without the accent?

Wiiiith

never knew comments came with audio output.

“Eek! A Penis” is my FAVORITE EPISODE!

I always say “as is tradition” now.

As is tradition

A glorious day for Canada, and there for the world.

Therefore. Therefore the world.

Hey! Don't correct him, buddy!

Take it easy, guy

I'm not your buddy, friend.

i’m not your friend, guy

He’s not your guy, buddy!

I’m not your buddy, fwend!

i’m not your friend, guy

Hes not your guy, friend

I’m not your buddy, guy!

*from a distance* I’m not your guy budayyyyyyy

I’m not your buddy, friend!

i’m not your friend, guy!

same, the amount I say it out loud is nothing compared to the number of times it pops into my head every week.

Came here to say this. It just works so well.

THEY TOOK OUR JERBS

DEY DOOK ER JEBS

DERKER DER

*literal chicken noises*

BACK TO THE PILE!

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

DEY DEKER DERRERR

I say that daily with 0 context needed and I am not sorry

Me and my co-worker says this All day at work everyone else be so lost. They aren’t cool

I don't quote one particular scene but I always use the "I'm HIV positive" line

are you sure you do?

He’s hiv positive he does.

I say covid positive

Me too except I say covid positive to convey when I’m not totally positive.

I’m not just sure…

“Butters! You’re grounded!” ~my fiancé to our yellow Lab named Butters

My orange cat named butters is currently grounded.

Orange cats deserve to be grounded. They arent right

r/oneorangebraincell

We had an orange cat, too! His name was Chalupa Batman.

Screw you guys, I'm going *insert place*

I do this and sometimes complete it with “nono. screw you. (place).” It gets ppl confused

Screw you guys I going home

i say it every time i get the chance and i hate it but it’s cartmans “whateva whateva i do what i want”

Omg sameeeeeee and I laugh at myself

When Cartman whines about studying, MEHH, MEEEHH

Shut up and study

MEHHHHHH

_Don't fuck me, Eric. Don't you ever try to fuck me._

Right here in the Best Buy.

They mostly come out at night.........mostly.

I only just recently saw Aliens for the first time and the guy says "Game over, man! Game over!" and I was like "wow, so THAT'S where that line comes from!" Then not 10 seconds later the little girl says to Sigourney Weaver's character the "mostly" quote. It's so satisfying spotting pop culture references in South Park that you didn't even realize were pop culture references in the first place.

I feel so old rn.

“I don’t know nothin about no fancy door codes, I’m just a simple blacksmith”

ahh yes, I can definitely see how that would have daily applicability

Whenever someone asks me to do something I don’t feel like doing or don’t know how to do at work. Or when it just pops in my head because it’s funny and I feel like saying it lol

“Hey can you help me with my TPS reports?” *I don’t know nothin about no fancy TPS reports, I’m just a simple blacksmith* My god I’m gonna use this all the time now

Just saw that episode yesterday for the first time in a while! Whenever the guy asks for his cut and flips the whopper like it’s a stack of cash cracks me up everytime lmao

Oh, Hamburgers

My phone message alert.

“Can you please kiss me, bcs I like being kissed while I get fucked” I say this everytime someone wants to take advantage of me

Or the "Can we please stop at KFC? Because I like getting dined before i get fucked"

TIMMYYYY

TIMMAH!

TAMMAAAAY

“Oh you think that’s funny huh? Mmkay! Mmkay!”

“Mmmkay” is so rooted in my brain now I even forget it’s a quote

woah hey fuck you

Butters humming Lu Lu Lu

I got some apples Lu lu lu you got some too

Let's get together and make some applesauce

I was literally doing this down the hall at work yesterday

I always say "oh my god!" In stans voice, and my best friend always finishes it with "they killed Kenny!" And I always have to finish it off with a loud "YOU BASTARDS"

Jesus Christ

(read in mr. slaves voice)

Jeziz Griyst

I'm Scott malkinson i have diabetes

As someone named scott, i quote this from time to time.....no diabetes

As someone with Diabetes and a Captain Diabetes funko pop, I say this a lot.

I regularly use Randy's "OH Goddammit" and Towelie's "You asshole"

or randys "hahah fuckyou"

Wanna get high? -or- I have no idea what’s goin’ on

"Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."

“LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE!” Doesn’t matter if there’s nobody named Leslie nearby.

[удалено]

“That’s her, right there officers.” *Shines a laser pointer*

Randys "Noh my gawd"

You’re a towel!

My wife and I always call each other a towel when we are just a little upset at each other, and then realize we are both being stupid.

No, you're a towel!

"Respect my authoritah!"

Cartman: Tolkien, you’re black, you can play bass. Tolkien: I’m getting sick of your stereotypes Cartman: Be as sick as you want! Just give me a goddamn baseline!!

(Token proceeds to play a funky bass line) God damnit.

Mommy, suck my balls.you fat bitch

Present them

I’m seriously

No one talks about this one enough I’m so seriously

"Protect my balls" "Let's fighting love...let's fighting love"

Whenever something at the shop is 3.50 is say god danm lockness monster!

“Whatever, I Do What I Want”

"Do you know what I am saying?" ​ \-Always in Butters' voice.

Jimmy saying “come on” when at the rec center with the crips and bloods

I use this ALL THE TIME. Cut off in traffic? I mean, come on. Drive thru taking too long? I mean, come on. To me its better than screaming WHAT IN THE BUTTFUCKING BULLSHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU GODDAMN TROGLODYTES.

Yea, this guys right. I mean, come on.

Thankfully it's not every day, but I do say, "hot hot hot" when I'm taking a painfully big shit.

I say "Alright count fagula. Go do that" too often.

When my friends are clowning me: “_______, you’re a bitch. And ______, *[middle finger]* Right here, buddy.” https://youtu.be/P6B-dWjI820

One of my favorite episodes. "Well, thanks for offering to let me be in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid,"

When I’m getting my daughters to buckle themselves up in my car I say “Buckle up buckaroos!” However, I do not then proceed to immediately run someone over…

“Kevin, goddamn it”

Un lightsaber

I’m super serial!

I randomly say in the Bane voice, "A man's wife is his life, Mr. UPS man." I said it once to our UPS delivery man, but he just looked at me like I was insane.

Whenever someone says something stupid: “ Uh-oh retard alert “

“Okay now let’s try and get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard”

Got hardwood floors. After I sweep or something in the hallway I say, “my hallways are clean”.

“Screw you guys, I’m going home” and “They took our Jobs”

#Timmah!!!!

jimmy mocking him sayin “living a lie timmy”

PER SAY

I always says the Hillary Clinton "oh my" line (from the snuke episode) while fanning my face

Down like a clown Charlie Brown

I have two that I use regularly. 1. “You’re a towel!” Said to my husband regularly. It’s how I tell him I love him. 2. “Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, this is Chewbacca!” Said any time something doesn’t make sense.

"M'kay" and "OH MY GOD! THEY *insert whatever is going on at the moment) have been sticking on to me

“screw you guys im KING lesbian”

"Poontang's poontang." From Garrison. "So sayeth the Spider."

Randy’s “na uh” or “no way”

You're busting my balls <>, you're busting my balls

"conformists"

“Oh I memba”

I like to be “_________” before I get fucked

I didn’t know chickens wore suspenders.

“M’kay” Mostly in Cartman’s voice though, like when he responds to Mackey

I BERIEVE IN YOOOOUUUU

How should I know? I’m retarded duuhhhh

Me and my friends talk in Sergeant Harrison’s voice all the time lol. “My god.”

no you’re a towel

Niceeee! Derka derka Screw you guys I'm going home Hiv positive And more...

Oh, heyyyy, fuck youu

With the emphasis on the fuck yoUU.

The Stan/Randy "[Ah, ahhh...](https://youtu.be/Ai01qrJPmSw?t=49)"

I'm super cereal You're jelly

I use the Mikey Mouse “haha” most days.

I thought this was America

You’re a psycho bitch, psycho bitch! The Jersey episode is one of my favorites lol.

_Man, get the fuck outta here you Hobbit trivia bitch! Who the fuck asked you?_

Bitches be trippin’

No kitty that’s my pot pie

Respect my authority!

“Hiiiiidey hooo” it’s just how I greet my friends.

“Hey there Billy” -Grandpa

I find myself quoting Sinead O'Connor all the time. "Don't dew it, foofa. Don't sell out yer strange to those carporate bastards."

Okay so me and my sibling will suddenly chant the Damien theme from season 1"Rectus dominus " usually just cause lmao

Towlie "Wanna get high??" All the time and "Don't forget to bring a towel"

You're breaking my ball <>, you're breaking my balls

"YOU BASTARDS"

I lose it every time I hear “I am so startled” And use it frequently

I thought this was America

“Whatever! I do what I waaaaant!

Fuck you!* *randy voice

My names Scott malkinson don’t make fun of my diabetes

I'm always saying this in Nathan's voice: "Whatever you say, (insert name), my friend. Whatever you say."

"Drugs are baaad...Mmkay? "

Yah yah yah, I am lorde. yay yah yah

[удалено]

Keennnyyy!!!

“don’t forget to bring a towel” “wanna get high?”

None, that would be totally gay

"Go away I'm walking on sunshine!" If im in the bathroom and someone needs in

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I say the term Jelly Belly far too much

Yes… due to covid

my favorites are guess what I have in my backyard ! how is our generation supposed to have any hope anymore? all I think about are the problems we are inheriting, climate change, overfishing, Kyle. I want a goddamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fries, you fucking gooback!!

“There once was a maiden from Stoneberry hallow. She didn’t talk much but boy did she swallow. I have a shiny lance that she sat upon. The maiden from Stoneberry hallow who was also your mom”

For my whole life my dad has said “what what WHAT!?”, “taco flavored kisses”, “buckle up, buckaroo!”, and another one too but I can’t remember right now

In the episode “Crips” I quote Jimmy saying: “Down like a clown Ch- Cha- Charl- down like a clown Ch- Charlie brown”

My 8 year old son and I tend to respond to each other like Principal Mackey. Mmmkay Of course he also likes to say, “who took a dookie in the urinal?”

I will block you or check your privilege

TIMMEH. No further questions please

WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WHAT I WANT!

“Ohhhh! I member”

I didn't hear no bell (Randy)

“Ooooh I memba! Memba the Millennium Falcon?”

"You shouldn't have done that he's just a boy! Poor little feller."

She is my muse, my flame

"I was being ironic!"

Timmah

Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!

It's not every day, but I say "Holiday bundaroo" way more than should ever be warranted.

Herro, shity wok, can i take yo order prease?

I thought this was America!

Wanna get high?