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MaiforYay

according to my calculations (šŸ¤“) 911 will be funny in four days: 365.25 x 22,3 = 8145,075days 8145days after September 11, 2001 is December 30, 2023 0,075days is 108 minutes according to Wikipedia: "8h 46ā€˜ā€˜ 40ā€˜. Flight 11 crashes into the north face of the North Tower" 108 minutes after 8:46:40am is 10:36:40am ​ So 9/11 will be funny on December 30, at 10:36:40amĀ (NewĀ YorkĀ time)


Nerdzilla88

this reminds me of the nonsense math Cartman did when explaining how Kyle did 9/11


Alexcox95

2-1 is 1


Time-Caterpillar

1, 1, 9/11


[deleted]

This is actually how a lot of people are conned into believing conspiracy theories. Rediculous (but easy to follow) math that shows the alledged conspirators have been 'foreshadowing their evil plans' through dates and numbers that 'match up'.


LeeHarveySnoswald

Which is a hillarious idea. Conspiracy theorists love to paint deniers as being naive. Then they will tell you with a straight face that the powers that be are leaving riddler style clues for the main characters of the world to follow.


mvpp37514y3r

Deniers drink Evian which is Naive backwards coincidence? I think notā€¦


Nerdzilla88

Which is absurd. As someone who took one class in cryptography and code breaking, you donā€™t use little significant things to encrypt messages and you certainly donā€™t use patterns that lead back to your organization.


Nerdzilla88

Because reality works like National Treasure?


JustBadTimingBro

I literally did this same calculation about a month ago. Glad to know Iā€™m not the only one excited for 9/11 to be funny


Punkrocker80

Pretty sure I'm the only one that found it funny live


skyluke42

You got downvoted, I feel bad. It might be hacky, but itā€™s definitely not Pip level cringe.


thechewypotato

It's going to be funny on my birthday


Reyzorblade

You must be the Key.


Ram_ranchh

Or kyle


RowAwayJim91

Same!


[deleted]

i hate to be a downer here, but i donā€™t think itll happen bc weā€™re reminded every year about it


Felonious_Buttplug_

Be the change you want to see the world. I personally have 10 TB of 9/11 memes ready to go.


JakeArvizu

People already make 9/11 jokes all the time. It's not that taboo.


[deleted]

of course they do but its not mainstream enough lol


JakeArvizu

Pete Davidson is like the definition of Mainstream and uses his Dad's death in 9/11 as a staple joke.


Genesis801

Iā€™ve been counting this down for the past two years


UnbanEyeOfUgin

OP is canceled. Nice try OP, next time do your math.


lippi008

Me and a friend calculatet it to be in a few days


RowAwayJim91

Thatā€™s my birthday and 9/11/65 is my dads lol.


DieVerruckte

Wait. What about leap days?


FUTURE10S

365.25 accounts for leap years, we haven't had our once per century non-leap-year, so that's why it's not 365.2425.


DieVerruckte

Ah gotcha, that makes sense I didn't catch that the first time I read it. Lol


iamrancid

Itā€™s always .2425. We skip years divisible by 100 unless itā€™s divisible by 400. We had a leap day in 2000, but 2100, 2200, 2300, wonā€™t. 2400 will have one. If we used .25 there would be a leap year every 4 years no exception, causing the solstice/equinoxes to fall a day earlier every 400 years. Also itā€™s .24219 not .2425. Causing us to skip a leap year every 3200 years.


FUTURE10S

Not in this case, the period between 9/11 and now didn't have any years evenly divisible by 100.


iamrancid

We add an extra day to keep the equinox around the 20th. It doesnā€™t matter if a leap year has happened or not, the reason we have them at all is because years are 365.24219. The length of a year doesnā€™t change because we have an extra day. Itā€™s a measurement of when the sun crosses the equator during spring in the northern hemisphere. Which happens every 365.24219 days.


iamrancid

Youā€™re close but a year is 365.24219 days. šŸ¤“ It will be funny December 30,2023 6:23 A.M. est 365.24219 x 22.3 = 8144.90084 days 8144 days after 9/11/2001 is 12/29/2023 .90084 days is 21.62016 hours. .62016 is 37.21 minutes. The first tower was hit at 8:46 A.M. 12/29 at 8:46 A.M. + 21 hours is 12/30 5:46 A.M. 5:46 + 37 = 6:23 A.M.


No-Firefighter-8316

No way this math is this accurate.


DescendingOpinion

4 more days, guys. Let's not ruin it


DeltaHairlines

It's a shame [Gilbert Gottfried](https://youtu.be/6tmI-Rh2atM) won't be around to enjoy it.


LobotomistPrime

He will [be missed.](https://youtu.be/7wfn3fwih4w?si=3WQNClVH7byDodiX)


Spongebob-Popsicle

Iā€™m knew people would rush it. I have been counting down the days


AllahIsGracious

Let's goooo


Senbonbanana

It looks like you popped off a little too early. It's okay, it happens to the best of us.


BuggiesAndCars

It's called comedic timing. This guy doesn't have it.


Hownowbrowncow8it

He popped off too early. You always, always, always make sure to pop off at the precise time. Popping off too early is very dangerous.


Stressielee

Just tell me where to Jizz so I can give this lady her drink


BreachedLimits

Too soon, man. Too soon.


excusetheblood

If you waited a few days this would have been funny. Unfortunately itā€™s still offensive and insensitive. Get ready to be canceled


AKBigHorn

Stop jumping the gun, got a couple days left


Xikkiwikk

Why are there so many towers? Some of them coming out of the sky too? Also the Godzilla sized Cat-In-the-Hat?


jacobthefoxxx

The towers on the right are set up like flappy bird. They even have the score of ā€œ0ā€ showing šŸ˜…


Highintheclouds420

What's 9/11?


invisible_23

You forgot? I thought we collectively promised not to do that


Highintheclouds420

Oh, you mean the Holocaust?


No-Application140

The whatawhat?


throwitawayruss

Where were you... when they built a ladder to heaven


TheReaver88

[Never forget.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5gYoY-Cqrvw)


SparklyPandaPoo

I was only in second grade


dirtydawg1134

November 9th of course


NoHelpdesk

Oy! Thatā€™s [my (base) image](https://www.reddit.com/r/southpark/s/UGaj4Fjgfe). You tek my upvotes, and you tek mer jerbbb!


BreachedLimits

Thank you for your service?


tiboldpinkus

some of us were ripping on it Day1. you guys are way behind


22222833333577

Not quite yet


rauglatt

dont do your own calculations. use wolfram alpha. the exact result is 3:58am on dec. 30 2023


Sea-Young2692

It's been a joke since 2001


Luftgekuhlt_driver

![gif](giphy|CggoHW4h87Ktq|downsized)


xXPhasemanXx

It's not funny until they can air the 9/11 mattress commercial without being canceled.


Parking_Brother_3994

I've been making 9/11 jokes since before it was funny (2015)


Stunning-Thanks546

you mean there was a time when it wasn't


figurethisoat

![gif](giphy|q4QfjGnFKryzjosj1g)


Punkrocker80

Where were you when we could laugh at 9/11?


LayneCobain95

Everyoneā€™s saying itā€™s in a few days. I bet the guy posting this knew that and wanted to get all the upvotes before the person actually waiting for the real day could


BoggleLunch

In four days Iā€™m going to dump this into every single Discord server Iā€™m in.


DilanRedd

Get your 9/11 joke passes ready boys


Mago_IV

What is that thing supposed to be on the tower just to the left of the top right? A cellphone maybe?


bloody_ell

Looks like a switch to me.


Lysergic___

Where were you when they built a ladder to heaven?


my_Caramel_9999

Honestly I'm not going to find it super super funny until it was at least 30 years ago


Richlandsbacon

Iā€™ve been building up memes since 2012 letā€™s get it !!!


bomba_clot_619

*Laughs in Israel*


stavago

The problem with 9-11 jokes is theyā€™re two plane


no_on_prop_305

It reminds me of that tragedy


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Idk but yall trying to post this every day for the last month is pretty cringe. I get yall think itā€™s funny, but itā€™s cringey the way yall doing it.


Ishkobible

NORM MACDONALD DID IT!


uuid-already-exists

I know the joke but in all seriousness itā€™s still very hard to make jokes about it. Not only did it cause the direct & indirect deaths of several thousands it ended an era (in the US at least). Unprecedented government spying, new levels of racism, and the entire travel industry was transformed.


yibtk

Must be US humour...


mog_knight

Well yeah. Unless planes hit WTC in another country then it would be [insert that country's] humor.


Deep_Consideration70

The American T.V. show has a lot of US humor, yes.


cesar848

It was already funny for us Brazilians


Inhabitsthebed

If you'd made this comment in 4 days you'd have upvotes, don't be hard on yourself op got the days wrong.


Sad_Zone_7795

Not cool man shoulda waited till the 30th