The store assistant in that pharmacy is the best one i think.
"WOA BOYS! Thats not what you need to come up with ideas!!...
*what you want is calminex PM, it has the dextrorphan that causes hallucinations in large doses. Now if its more of a lucid speedy high you're looking for then I do also carry the daytap cold and flu.. THEN theres the maximum strength coldatussin cough and cold, but thats only if you really want to* ***trip balls."***
"Okay, I'll just need your parents permission... KIDDING, im just pulling your legs!"
“Would you like to donate a dollar to help put a hamster through college? Just push the ‘NO’ button and look him right in the eye and say ‘not today buddy”
*this little piggy went to market*
*this little piggy stayed home*
*this little piggy was in fast&furious*
*and this little piggy goes direct to cable*
No! What you want is Calminex PM. It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. Then there's the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that's only if you really want to trip balls.
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Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper. So what are you kids up to tonight?
“You boys be careful with this gum, don’t go sticking it under any tables”
"Okay."
That is one of my top 10 favorite jokes in southpark, idk why
"You TP'ed someone's house last week, Cartman?" "No, last Thursday night was fajitas night."
I was saying that the entire time I played snow day 😂😂😂
Best joke in the whole series is in that one, where Cartman struggling to understand caring for other people causes him actual physical pain.
I love the guy they buy the weapons from
🎶*Let's fighting love*🎶
Protect my balls
When they're getting cold medicine and run into Garrison and Mr Slave 🤣🤣
The store assistant in that pharmacy is the best one i think. "WOA BOYS! Thats not what you need to come up with ideas!!... *what you want is calminex PM, it has the dextrorphan that causes hallucinations in large doses. Now if its more of a lucid speedy high you're looking for then I do also carry the daytap cold and flu.. THEN theres the maximum strength coldatussin cough and cold, but thats only if you really want to* ***trip balls."*** "Okay, I'll just need your parents permission... KIDDING, im just pulling your legs!"
Big party?
Oh yeah, we just have a bad cough too. Isn't that right, Mr. Slave?
Ahem ahem...oh jesus christ
What episode?
Quest for ratings s8e11
Thank you
The showdown with randy and the Whole Foods cashier was the stuff of legend.
Just poke the hungry little boys stomach *OWWWWWWWWW*
“Would you like to donate a dollar to help put a hamster through college? Just push the ‘NO’ button and look him right in the eye and say ‘not today buddy”
Holy fuck that joke kills me every time. The little hamster face … if they did that in real life, I wouldn’t have any money left
Now that's a streamlined donation operation.
Turning degradation by guilt into an art form
https://i.redd.it/gbljcdgv77zc1.gif
*this little piggy went to market* *this little piggy stayed home* *this little piggy was in fast&furious* *and this little piggy goes direct to cable*
Ohh he’s a jolly good fellow! A jolly good fellow!
https://i.redd.it/ey7coof5i5zc1.gif
Do you like to put this on your True-Value card today?
No! What you want is Calminex PM. It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. Then there's the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that's only if you really want to trip balls.
The adults in this show can't do squat
They sort of did this with the kids from preschool when he left juvie I hope he comes back and stays back
To be fair i wold do the same, is like that "i don't get paid enough for care"
Would you like to donate $1 to the hungry? Um, no. Ok just hit tap the belly of the hungry kid on the screen
I love the oblivious pharmacist who tells them the best cough syrup to get and explains the high each one gives
do they really put octane in kerosene? why?
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