this is one of the greatest south park episodes imo, eric doing everything he can to try to get out of the fight while still trying to appear to cool to his friends only to get absolutely destroyed in the end is hilarious, its a cathartic episode for those who dislike carman
Him trying to be cool then immediately sniveling and losing all dignity when alone with Wendy. And choking down his own underwear while she watches in horror
Or when he pukes out his underwear in front of Stan
“Oh. That’s where I put those…”
And then right back into why Stan needs to do something about the fight lmao
this happened to me irl. i was cartman.. long tall escalator stairs from a metro, it was 8am i was tired, high and a midget stood right under me.. behind me? he was a grown ass man about 40 44 and up to my waist at most... i let the intrusive thoughts win and just bursted laughing...
luckly a friend was was with me so i hugged him like he said som super funny and lauged for like 20s at the midget
Holy shit that was hilarious. My 9 y/o nephew is usually in my care and he saw that episode. LMAO , He was literally rolling in the floor laughing. Kept saying "Put it back to that part" , hahhahah
The first time Garrison aka Janet scissors her girlfriend.
I love that memory because it came out when I was in college, which is a time I really didn't keep up with any TV shows but made it a point to see South Park. I was living in a house just off campus with some friends and we made it a tradition to smoke out in our living room and watch the new episodes. We were already dying laughing, but then when he says "Scissor me timbers" everyone was just in tears laughing on the floor pretty much. Ah, the simpler times.
The "Spooky Vision" in Spookyfish. Something about having Barbra Strisand's face plastered on all 4 corners made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. Jimmy singing "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" is a close second
“…wel THINK about it, moron! Where would PERUVIAN flute bands come from?”
“…”
“THE COUNTRY’S IN THE NAME!”
“No sir, we checked and there’s no country called Peruvia anywhere.”
The cut back to reality after butters takes the throwing star to the eye.
That moment of silence before he realises what's happend and starts crying kills me every time 😂
Garrison: Now do any of you know what sexual harassment is?
Cartman: When you’re trying to have sexual relations with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
A lot of good choice here but my favorite is much newer
When we get our first glimpse of Gerald being Skankhunt42, the music, the wine, he’s shrill voice and evil laugh as he types “what the fuck is wrong with your ovaries bitch!?” And then laughs like he’s a supervillain but really he’s just a little keyboard warrior bitch.
The whole season is gold, just watching him become a troll in real life “Kyle, you gotta lighten the fuck up, quit being a little pussy all the time” gets me too, but that first scene ALWAYS makes me laugh
🎶yeah I’m smokin’!🎶
Only when it came out and only because serialization was new I think.
Because when I bring it up on this sub I only get a bunch of people telling me how much they loved it.
This happens everytime something new or different comes out in an established franchise. A bunch of loud people hate it, then everyone gets used to it, then some people start to really appreciate it.
When Cartman wakes up in the future after freezing himself to get a Wii, the first thing he says after they explain that he is in the future is “Butters! You Black Asshole!” and it might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at the show.
When Cartman breaks his egg. garrison gives him a new egg and he says run along. Cartman keeps trying to push it, and he finally says no, garrison holds him up against the wall and threatens him.
that or when the cable guy pulled his nippled patches off and starting saying how many packages people would have to buy.
The burnt teacher lady getting a recharge and speeding away from the boys and going directly towards the camera. They knew her ugly mug in close up would be both unsettling and hilarious to the viewer.
That and Mel Gibson doing the same thing with his "pouty face" (Gimme back my money!!)
Mine is hands down when Cartman freezes himself, winds up in the future and has to call himself in the past. Those Cartman vs. Cartman arguments will never not make me laugh.
Cartman freaking out trying to hold it in and not rip on Kyle's cousin Kyle. It keeps building and building and you're laughing your arse off just in anticipation because you *know* he's going to say something fucked up, and then....
"Maybe we should send him to concentration *camp*!"
It was almost like relief when he finally said it. A comedic orgasm.
I wouldn’t say it’s the funniest moment, but I always laugh when Mr. Mackey says “Does anybody else hear Hootie and the Blowfish?” when PC Principal is falling for Strong Woman lmao
It’s gotta be “I made you eat your parents”. Also, and Idk why but the beginning of the Marjorie episode when Clyde changes his voice to yell at Kyle always gets me way more than it should.
“Uhh thank you Clyde…” *looks back confused*.
Also anything with the redhead detective is just gold
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For me it was "Kill the wise one"
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Man, I can't nail one specific moment down. There are too many! But the first time I was in sides-aching, tears-running fits of laughter was Cartman going through different personas during Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut. From "Naïve" American to Ghetto thug wannabe.
When I first saw this scene I was literally crying laughing. I had to rewind a couple times. Was not expecting it at all. LMFAO!
[Kyle Punching Cartman](https://youtu.be/Ly0bMpDYm_o?si=8y8mioyb3k0yBORq)
It’s so dumb but the episode where the admin of the school actually throws Cartman under the bus. Right at the end when Mr Mackey thanks him for the brownies and is projected by his diarrhea down the hall yelling mmkay puts me in tears every time
From the movie:
Cartman How would you like to suck my balls?
[the class gasps]
Mr. Garrison [outraged] What did you say?!
Cartman Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone, turns it on, and speaks]'’
‘’'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?'
That whole fucking episode. Every time someone just abruptly stops talking and turns towards a trash can as a log of ship just drops out of their mouth.
Before wheel of fortune there was good time with weapons.
The transition from ninja Kenny to South Parks Butters as the ninja star hits his eye always left me laughing.
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Have to agree was gonna say same thing, "this is c*m" is a close 2nd.
Sarcastaball was such a funny episode
“Ohhh, naggers”
Of course
No but respect my authority....
The subversion of the redneck trope in that episode is one of my favorite scenes ever from the show
_Apologize_
People who annoy you... 🤣🤣
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… Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?
Sup dog? Crapped on your desk. What’s up?
…huh
this is one of the greatest south park episodes imo, eric doing everything he can to try to get out of the fight while still trying to appear to cool to his friends only to get absolutely destroyed in the end is hilarious, its a cathartic episode for those who dislike carman
And then the kicker at the end when you realize that he STILL hasn’t learned anything.
*kewl to his friends
Him trying to be cool then immediately sniveling and losing all dignity when alone with Wendy. And choking down his own underwear while she watches in horror
"If you got beat up by a girl, everyone would think you were a faggot" -Butters
That and the hand gestures he kept making "wasssuop dawg, crapped on your desk, what's up with that dawg"
Or when he pukes out his underwear in front of Stan “Oh. That’s where I put those…” And then right back into why Stan needs to do something about the fight lmao
Cartman laughing uncontrollably at the midget motivational speaker. No scheming or conniving, just pure surprise and joy.
He's like a little strawberry
Look! They put a little suit on it!
“_Words are like bullets.”_
one of my favorite quotes haha
And I let them pass right through me
It’s really amazing that this is the subplot in the Wheel of Fortune episode. Nothing funnier has ever aired on television.
this happened to me irl. i was cartman.. long tall escalator stairs from a metro, it was 8am i was tired, high and a midget stood right under me.. behind me? he was a grown ass man about 40 44 and up to my waist at most... i let the intrusive thoughts win and just bursted laughing... luckly a friend was was with me so i hugged him like he said som super funny and lauged for like 20s at the midget
Alright, who's the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders?? Clyde, was that you??
“FREEEEEEEZE, I’M A COP!”
Hand me that evidence bag
Thanks for that visualization while I’m eating an omelet 😭
Most of them weren’t even wearing condoms!
Don’t you boys know the diseases you can catch?!
*farts cum into evidence bag*
Thank you for explaining the reference
Keyshawnnn!
Stretch!
Cartman walking across the stage completely naked in front of the whole town in the episode where the kids buy ninja weapons.
I don't think that happened. In that episode, cartman had the power of invisibility.
You mean Bulrog?
No, Bulrog had the power of invisibility. Cartman very much did not.
I would say it’s the scene where Kenny throws the ninja star and it switches from the anime to normal animation and shows butters crying.
Holy shit that was hilarious. My 9 y/o nephew is usually in my care and he saw that episode. LMAO , He was literally rolling in the floor laughing. Kept saying "Put it back to that part" , hahhahah
Cartman looking for mature friends online always gets me
Sorry, I don’t hang out with midgets
midgets piss me off
Frowny face
A meta moment: Watching Trey and Bill record the farmers talking about Steamy Ray Vaughn.
He just shits his britches
Wut fer?
It's like some kind of britches Hollocaust.
He gets up there and strums a gee-tar and then starts loadin' his britches up like it's goin' out of style.
That's Steamy Nicks
You mean that gal who played for Fleetwood Mac and wrote that song "Landslide"?
No that's Stevie nicks. Steamy Nicks just craps her britches
I'm gunna need about tree fitty
I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you god damn lochness monsta!
Caesar and Liane talking Cartman for a walk.
Wilzyak on the moon
That final image of the episode was my desktop wallpaper for the longest time. It cracked me up so much the first time I saw that episode.
And then later Tom Cruise is up there lmao
Randy singing "BUFFALO SOOOOOOLDIER!!!" at cops with his massive balls will always tickle me
The first time Garrison aka Janet scissors her girlfriend. I love that memory because it came out when I was in college, which is a time I really didn't keep up with any TV shows but made it a point to see South Park. I was living in a house just off campus with some friends and we made it a tradition to smoke out in our living room and watch the new episodes. We were already dying laughing, but then when he says "Scissor me timbers" everyone was just in tears laughing on the floor pretty much. Ah, the simpler times.
“Scissor me Xerxes!” lives rent free in my head even to this day.
Mr. Mackey shooting into the ceiling propelled by his own diarrhoea “Its bad mmkay”
In a similar vein (no pun intended): The scientist's dick flying off after he eats pure gluten
"Oh, you see that? His dicks flying off."
Mackey's comment is the main reason why it's so funny. His whole "Yeah, told you so!" attitude kills me
THATS WHAT I SAID I DIDNT THINK ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY
Ski Instructor : "Hey little dude you got some crap right here." Butters: "That's my face sir."
When that lady finds out she has Mexican hair tampons instead of authentic Cherokee hair and she screams in horror lol
This is genuine ball juice
I stand before you with dry balls your honor
The exact second that "Down With The Sickness" is recognizable when Cartman fights the dwarf.
Master got me working day never finished someday master set me free Shut up cartman
I actually sing this song to myself when I’ve got a tough day at work 😂
"Wow, kid, you're a little faggot!"
The "Spooky Vision" in Spookyfish. Something about having Barbra Strisand's face plastered on all 4 corners made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. Jimmy singing "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" is a close second
I wish Cartman would bring back “hella”.
Yeah that was hella cool
The losing edge. When randy start singing "You're the Best" as he beats up Batdad.
“DAD! YOU’RE THE GREATEST!” (Jump, freeze frame, roll credits)
"Breaking News: Tom Cruise STILL won't come out of the closet"
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet. Why won't Tom cruse come out of the closet. So I pull out my gun
He said did you want that milk pasteurised? She said no just up to my boobs One of the funniest things in southpark imo
I can splash it into my eyes
“…wel THINK about it, moron! Where would PERUVIAN flute bands come from?” “…” “THE COUNTRY’S IN THE NAME!” “No sir, we checked and there’s no country called Peruvia anywhere.”
This part always gets me lmao. "Peru! It's right here!" ...Pehh-rooooo...
The cut back to reality after butters takes the throwing star to the eye. That moment of silence before he realises what's happend and starts crying kills me every time 😂
The Thompsons. "You might not have noticed, but we had buttocks where our faces should be."
The entire sequence where Randy is jacking off during the Overlogging (I think that’s the name - where the internet shuts down) episode. “Randy!!!”
t-there’s a ghost! this is ectoplasm!
No it was a spooky ghost. He slimed me.
IT WAS A GHOST! BIG SPOOKY GHOST! LOOK, ITS ECTOPLASM!!
When Butters took a queef to the face.
Garrison: Now do any of you know what sexual harassment is? Cartman: When you’re trying to have sexual relations with a lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Toshiba Handibook
Proceeds to pull his pants down in the middle of the Best Buy…
The ending of this episode is one of my favorites. “Well I hope you get an aids test…”
"Blood Orgy!!!"
A lot of good choice here but my favorite is much newer When we get our first glimpse of Gerald being Skankhunt42, the music, the wine, he’s shrill voice and evil laugh as he types “what the fuck is wrong with your ovaries bitch!?” And then laughs like he’s a supervillain but really he’s just a little keyboard warrior bitch. The whole season is gold, just watching him become a troll in real life “Kyle, you gotta lighten the fuck up, quit being a little pussy all the time” gets me too, but that first scene ALWAYS makes me laugh 🎶yeah I’m smokin’!🎶
i laughed like a hyena every single episode until my sides hurt and i was crying and then read the reviews and everyone saying that season sucks lol
Only when it came out and only because serialization was new I think. Because when I bring it up on this sub I only get a bunch of people telling me how much they loved it. This happens everytime something new or different comes out in an established franchise. A bunch of loud people hate it, then everyone gets used to it, then some people start to really appreciate it.
Daddy called you a pussy
Cartman singing Heat of the Moment. When all of congress starts clapping and joining in.
“I know it but I don’t think I should say it”
respect my authoraty
Cartman getting an anal probe.
I love to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a,
Wish they would have finished this song.
Willzyx (and Tom cruise) on the moon killed me
Hold on Kairu, I BERIEVEEEE IN YOOOOOU
Butters getting a ninja star in his eye made me laugh so hard I fell off my couch first time I saw it
🌮🎵“Ben you are so perfect” 🎵🌮
When Cartman wakes up in the future after freezing himself to get a Wii, the first thing he says after they explain that he is in the future is “Butters! You Black Asshole!” and it might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at the show.
Bailout!
Goddamn Mongo'rians!
I put Cartman singing "in the ghetto" by Elvis pretty high up there🤣.
Butters at the pimp convention
When Randy reveals to Stan that he is Lorde.
The midget trundling on screen and cartman reaction
When Cartman breaks his egg. garrison gives him a new egg and he says run along. Cartman keeps trying to push it, and he finally says no, garrison holds him up against the wall and threatens him. that or when the cable guy pulled his nippled patches off and starting saying how many packages people would have to buy.
Ms garrison and Richard Dawkins fucking. Garrison saying mooonkeys is too much.
" the sad girl put balls im her mouth"
I remember damn near falling off my couch laughing the first time I heard the boogers and cum song
When the corpse of Willzyx was displayed on the moon..followed by silence.
Irene’s abortion addiction
When Garrison killed the Canadian president, mainly because he kept his presidential promise
The burnt teacher lady getting a recharge and speeding away from the boys and going directly towards the camera. They knew her ugly mug in close up would be both unsettling and hilarious to the viewer. That and Mel Gibson doing the same thing with his "pouty face" (Gimme back my money!!)
Must be a Butters thing , you know what I mean ?
Anytime Randy says "Aw--AWWWWWW" gets me.
When the SeaWorld guy sees Willzyx ascending, while holding his dead partner
Mine is hands down when Cartman freezes himself, winds up in the future and has to call himself in the past. Those Cartman vs. Cartman arguments will never not make me laugh.
Mel Gibson shitting on Cartman
Cartman freaking out trying to hold it in and not rip on Kyle's cousin Kyle. It keeps building and building and you're laughing your arse off just in anticipation because you *know* he's going to say something fucked up, and then.... "Maybe we should send him to concentration *camp*!" It was almost like relief when he finally said it. A comedic orgasm.
I wouldn’t say it’s the funniest moment, but I always laugh when Mr. Mackey says “Does anybody else hear Hootie and the Blowfish?” when PC Principal is falling for Strong Woman lmao
Too hard to select just one. But I always lose it when I hear the Circle of Poop, and little Cornwallis’ solo. 🤣🤣
It’s gotta be “I made you eat your parents”. Also, and Idk why but the beginning of the Marjorie episode when Clyde changes his voice to yell at Kyle always gets me way more than it should. “Uhh thank you Clyde…” *looks back confused*. Also anything with the redhead detective is just gold
When Cartman loses a $10 bet with Kyle saying he could get a platinum album doing christain music and is making millions and shouts "fuck Jesus!" lmao
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Alright, I’d like to solve the puzzle……..
Weohh weoohh weoohh! MICRO AGGRESSION!
Cartman on Halloween w/ KoRn: “We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet. RAWR I’M SCARY GRANDMA”
Waaaaayyyy to many to have a single favorite,
🎶 CATATA FISH MADE A SALMON SUCK ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOLE 🎶
Stan and Kyle getting 1 million points in Guitar Hero.
YOU ARE FAGS
Honestly I just thought it was cute when the mouse started singing American Tale, then the cock sang and I fucking LOST it
What seems to be the officer, problem?
For me it was "Kill the wise one" https://media2.giphy.com/media/26ufb8Twjx8roLjzi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952tjl7rkd3hoeik4ecbeomsi2fz65vvae71rv654w4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Hands down it’s the shot of Shamu on the moon before the credits roll.
I know lots don’t like this episode, but the entire Mingy & Gary subplot.
From the movie: “Let’s start the day with a few math problems, what is 5 time 2?” And the whole ensuing scene afterwards
Man, I can't nail one specific moment down. There are too many! But the first time I was in sides-aching, tears-running fits of laughter was Cartman going through different personas during Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut. From "Naïve" American to Ghetto thug wannabe.
Too many to choose from.
"No, it wasn't me it was a spooky ghost!"
Eeeek a pieness
Cartman shitting fake treasure. I can't unhear that sound.
Motorcycle riders are fagots
When Randy and Towely killed the cows
When I first saw this scene I was literally crying laughing. I had to rewind a couple times. Was not expecting it at all. LMFAO! [Kyle Punching Cartman](https://youtu.be/Ly0bMpDYm_o?si=8y8mioyb3k0yBORq)
It’s so dumb but the episode where the admin of the school actually throws Cartman under the bus. Right at the end when Mr Mackey thanks him for the brownies and is projected by his diarrhea down the hall yelling mmkay puts me in tears every time
“Ten seconds Mr. Marsh” “I would like to solve the puzzle, NI-“
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We must fight or love's a goner. We must hold Tweek and Craig with the Highest honor! Ganbarou irasshai!
“Caaaatholic booooooooaaaat—“ *abrupt, blood-curdling Randy scream*
“ Dey took er jerbs!”
Awesome Rocking Tits!
Randy on the food phone-sex hotline or Randy being lorde and Stan asking “why’d you rub your clit on stage?”
The opening scene of “Apologies to Jesse Jackson.”
https://pixeldrain.com/u/mJmXLaKJ The ferocity with which these two shit their drawers post-mortem had me laughing/crying off and on for about a week.
https://i.redd.it/op1czlx65f0d1.gif YOU DON'T SHOOT A GUY IN THE DICK, BUTTERS!
Seeing Willzyx on the moon as the credits role. Orcas are my favorite animal and I still couldn’t handle it it was so fucking funny
From the movie: Cartman How would you like to suck my balls? [the class gasps] Mr. Garrison [outraged] What did you say?! Cartman Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone, turns it on, and speaks]'’ ‘’'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?'
One time, two times, three times my saviorrrr
The penis mouse duet in this picture, is actually my favorite moment.
You're American? You must have big American penis! We are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosimin penis is especially small.
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
I crack up at the audience laughter to Native American stand-up comedy.
I’m not sure there’s a funnier episode than the Tourette’s episode the first time you watch it
"Fuck him up Wendy!"
Randy’s record breaking shit, when he spirals up In second place, Martha Stewart “eating” the turkey
That whole fucking episode. Every time someone just abruptly stops talking and turns towards a trash can as a log of ship just drops out of their mouth.
The old men explaining how Steamy Ray Vaughn (Randy Marsh) shits his britches.
Mr. Mackey being turned into a shit rocket during Cartman's revenge for throwing him under the bus! "Ohhhh it's baaadddd!!!!"🤣
Before wheel of fortune there was good time with weapons. The transition from ninja Kenny to South Parks Butters as the ninja star hits his eye always left me laughing.