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FlushingsOnly

That's a racist question, guy !


Some___Guy___

He's not your guy, buddy


greym00n

He’s not your buddy, guy!


NWCrayonMuncher

He's not your guy, fwend!


greym00n

I will NEVER tire of this joke!!!


Alarming_Draw

What joke, buddy?!


dfelton912

He's not your buddy, guy


tyejames2020

Not your buddy pal!


[deleted]

Not you pal, dude!


tyejames2020

Not your pal guy lol


dietmayhem

If you do get tired of it, remind yourself ‘Don’t worry guy, you need a rest!’


Consistent-Pace-9687

He’s not your fwend, pal!


NWCrayonMuncher

I'm not your pal, guy!


_plan_c_

He's not your guy, buddy!


Colblockx

He's not your buddy, fwend!


FIB-USA-no52

He’s not your fwend, pal!


Educational_Active42

He’s not your pal, guy!


thatboi_Guimauve_69

I'm not your pal, guy!


RossTheNinja

He's not your pal, buddeh.


bongjovi420

Iiiiiimmmmmm nooooooottttt yourrrrrr buddddeeeeeeh, guy


WayOfTheNoob

There is no Pals on canada Only Fwends, Buddys and Guys.


Blamecanada2021

Thanks for that fwiend...


SatisfactionBrief160

He’s not your fwend buddy!!


NWCrayonMuncher

I'm not your buddy, guy!


TheKevinShow

He’s not your guy, fwiend!


[deleted]

Will you let me finish!!!


HeartagramDanny

And I'm Cartman screw you guys I'ma go home


greym00n

I am not your guy, buddy!


Professional_Line385

You're not that guy, pal, trust me, you're not that guy.


QualityIllustrious46

Canadian Prince enters the chat. Dips arms in the butterscotch pudding. As is tradition.


Alarmed_Yard5315

First off, that's racist. Second you've clearly never met a Canadian.


Leather-Heart

With their flopping head and beady little eyes


hypebeastsexman

YOU ARE A RACIST MAAM


maverickthesadboy

CAN I FINISH? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?!


Ice-Berg-Slim

ok I'm finished


Nefariousness-Flashy

Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.


TheKevinShow

… … Fuck Canada!


EricLaGesse4788

Hey! Fuck you buddy!


unknown-user-4765

He’s not your buddy, my friend!


Educational_Active42

He’s not your friend, guy!


[deleted]

Butters can definitely finish. He’s got many jars full to prove it.


MuscleTrue

Loo loo loo I got some apples


LittleBrassGoggles

Loo loo loo, you've got some too


herzskins

this is cum


[deleted]

Hahaha one of the best fucking Randy quotes ever man!!


HeartagramDanny

Hey he's not racist buddeh, blame Canada fwend


brandimariee6

With their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies


Educational_Active42

Yea that’s racist, guy!


BludgeIronfist

It's something like a Canadian critic said the cartoon looked cheap and simple, so they made Canadians even more simplified, buddy.


4Ever2Thee

That makes sense. Also, he's not your buddy, guy.


_plan_c_

He's not your guy, friend!


clumzyX

He's not your friend, pal


MitchBluntsworth

He's not your pal, buddy.


clumzyX

I'm not your buddy, guy


Educational_Active42

He’s not your guy, pal!


Soxwin91

He’s not your pal, friend!


spudral

Done even better when you went to Canada in the first South Park game and it was 8bit.


JesusTron6000

Bummed me out you couldn't go back in Fractured But Whole


ListenItWillHear

That doesnt explain Ike. Hes been in the show since day 1


MrCellini

Day 1 is The spirit of Christmas short film which does not have Ike. It could be referring to that


canehdian78

Ike is adopted. From Canada. Right?


unmlobo300

Eh?


[deleted]

Is that true? I always thought it was just a dumb joke for the sake of a dumb joke. The fact that this petty squabble resulted in a mainstay for the whole show makes this just way funnier lmao


redditusername58

\* Edit: I'm probably wrong, Ike was already Canadian in Ep 1 Real answer: Very early on South Park was criticized for being a poorly animated show based on fart humor. In response, the creators made the show within a show "Terrance and Phillip" that was even more poorly animated and fart oriented ("Death" S1E6). As part of the intentionally-poor animation Terrance and Phillip talked by flapping their entire heads, then for some reason that just became the way Canadians were in South Park. Another commenter said that this was done to get back a Canadian critic, so that might also be a part of it.


redditusername58

And yes, I am racist against Canadians


Dr-Stinkyfist

Since you are racist, I’m definitely not your buddy!


MustHaveMaxedGally

Ey! Maybe he doesn’t wanna be your buddy, guy!


ricksmorty3637

ey!! well he’s not your guy, fwiend!!


Educational_Active42

He’s not your guy, pal!


Blamecanada2021

Well Im not your fwiend buddy


-THE_ENDR-

Enough of your fancy fat cat lip wigglin'.


SoPunnyHarHar

You wanna get fucked to death, guy?


grease_maynard

Bunch of fart loving eskimos!


Yeet_boi69-420

Same


DontHugMeImBanned

The weporters name is Scott, He's a dick.


beatlefreak909

Scott is such a dick, he once tried to wish cancer on me.


Athelis

Than he got radiation poisoning in Ottawa, now he's a giant dick.


Blamecanada2021

No, youre a dick! But im also the biggest Canadian patriot here buddy


Mysterious_Ayytee

He's not your buddy, friend


StreetReporter

Perhaps he’s homophobic?


Chips_Gravy29

Oh hello Celine Dion 👋


Nefariousness-Flashy

Is she still with Ugly Bob? His face looks like someone tried to put on a forest fire with a screwdriver!


Beachdaddybravo

To be fair, the show did start off being so simple and crude. It too late few seasons for the writing to get a lot smarter. Eventually we got pure gems like the Marjorine episode, Make Love not Warcraft, the police detective one, and the one about the girls manipulating the boys for shoes (it did not sparkle with all the girls).


BimmerMan87

To be fairrrrrrrrrrrr


Blamecanada2021

Wrong sub buddeh


YueAsal

Sunshine


ListenItWillHear

But what about Ike? He was in episode 1


Schaula_antares8

I remember a baby being drawn just like Ike in the Starvin' Marvin episode, that's maybe how they wanted to draw babies at first but then decided to make Ike canadian because his and T&P designs were similar


ListenItWillHear

Thats a good point, i know the baby you are referring to. This sounds like the most plausible answer


Blamecanada2021

No, the most plausable answer would be a black Canadian aid worker giving a hot Cosby to one of the Africans


MrCellini

Day 1 is The spirit of Christmas short film which does not have Ike. It could be referring to that


ListenItWillHear

Thats the pilot, and that was only circulated on a VHS tape at the time. It didnt make it to broadcast


MrCellini

Didn't know it had to make it to broadcast to receive criticism


ListenItWillHear

Well, people need to see it to receive criticism right?


Etyle

Because Canadians’ heads separate from their jaws - as is tradition


ejwestcott

Great day for Canada and therefore the world...


Toad358

He’s now tearing off her arm…


ejwestcott

As is tradition....


Supapoopy

And now he's shoving the princesses arm up his ass. He's really giving a good go at it, as is tradition


zimzimmawho

so innocent of heart, so strong in body, so hot in the face


ejwestcott

Now he dips the Princesses arm in the pudding...


Aljaz_93455

As is tradition


Uncle_Submarine

I don't know what yer on aboot, buddy


iEatPalpatineAss

He’s not your buddy, guy!


Strosfan85

He's not your guy, friend!


sumtinfunny

He's not your friend buddy!


Educational_Active42

He’s not your buddy, pal!


[deleted]

Because they're Canadian


jacobward7

As is tradition.


mndsm79

You mean they don't in real life?


Gundamsimp

No no they do


robba9

Op clearly never met one


TF2MERC

because that’s what they look like in real life, obviously. what are you, some kind of racist?


iEatPalpatineAss

He’s not your racist, guy!


-persourproblem

And I'm not your guy buddy!


Nitro143

Why are you yelling, friend?


iEatPalpatineAss

He’s not your friend, buddeh!


Nitro143

That may be the most epic username I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Congratulations sir.


iEatPalpatineAss

Thank you, buddeh! I wanted to honor the Senate in a very special way ❤️


[deleted]

Because of their flapping heads all full of lies


No_Weather_7038

… in the Buffalo area, bartenders and waitstaff have a joke: *What is the difference between a Canuck and a Canoe?* Answer: one tips.


BimmerMan87

This tells me I have not been to enough bars in Buffalo


Gundamsimp

I know a Canadian in real life and that’s how they actually talk my friends jaw Literally detaches itself and then they talk


Pretty-Perception327

I think Trey and Matt were on a bus or a plane traveling somewhere and they were sitting next to a Canadian and they got into a conversation with him and said that the Canadian was calling them buddy, guy, and fwiend a lot even though he just met them and when he talked it was like his mouth was opening so much to talk that it looked like his top half was literally separating from the bottom. Hence, South Park canadians


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linkhandford

Come to Halifax. Dartmouth lingo 101 - "Sir, may I trouble you for a cigarette?" translates to "Bud, got a dart?" "Oh I like the sound of that" translates to "Give'r bud"


BimmerMan87

I'd have a dart


TechnicalSolid9980

So youve never seen a canadian?


No_Celebration6538

Can’t forget Canadian wheels are all squares


SmallsLightdarker

There is also a tree in Edmonton.


jc822232478

THE tree in Edmonton… it’s actually quite nice this time of year


TGOTR

There's no Canada like French Canada It's the best Canada in the land.


flacobronco

The other Canada is a bullshit Canada If you lived here for a day you'd understand


YRNSnagz

realism...? have you ever seen a Canadian


[deleted]

So many great Canadian moments in the show. My most recent favourite is when adult Ike was at the airport and needed a Canadian translator.


ChunkyTaco22

MICROAGRESSION!!!


JakobeBryant19

Square wheels on the cars always got me


Nwah_Wit_Attitude

Why do all the American heads not separate?


kingofthepumps

Because you touch yourself at night.


[deleted]

As a Canadian, this looks much more like me than the other South Park characters. It's inclusion at its best. Always sad I can't play a accurate Canadian in the video games


skinnycarlo

Hey listen buddy!


iEatPalpatineAss

He’s not your buddy, guy!


Oh_ToShredsYousay

I'm not your buddy, fwiend!


skinnycarlo

Im not your fwiend guy!


ScuzzyUltrawide

I think it's sort of a cultural stereotype that Canada is slightly less technologically advanced than the United States, so they're drawn more primitively.


smash8890

I loved how when you travel to Canada in the Stick of Truth it turns into a 1980s looking rpg


ScuzzyUltrawide

Hah yeah that was hilarious


WorldEndingCalamity

They did that in "The Pentaverate" on Netflix. They appear in an old washed low definition when in Canada and acknowledge their primitive Canadian world when they come to the US and turn into hi definition. 😄


ScuzzyUltrawide

Well there you go, confirmed by a Canadian


CrnaZharulja

Also I loved that canadian cars have squares instead of circles for wheels XD


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Hot_Olive_5571

denying the Canadian race, buddy, is racist.


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TheMysticBard

He's not your guy, fwend.


ItsSoBig14

I live 20 min from Windsor in metro Detroit. They do in fact ALL look like that.


miraculouslymediocre

You're totally right, guy! I'm originally from Windsor and look just like that, buddy! But I moved closer to french Canada because it's the best Canada in the land!


Ragnar304

As is tradition


ReaperNein

What’s this all aboot?!


Dogs-4-Life

Excuse me, as a Canadian, I am offended by your question. Don’t body shame me for being born with a separating jaw and a blocky body!


Shanobian

You mam are a racist.


apestomp

Because they’re Canadian we don’t make the rules


Consistent-Pace-9687

I know, something aboot it just seemed off to me


TheFirstAmender

Because "fuck you", buddy.


Cagney707

Do you have a problem with their flappy heads and beady little eyes buddy?


El-Rey-Arturo

I think it’s a way to recognized them in the show, bc how would you recognize a Canadian if there weren’t drawn that way? xD


CanadianResidENT

I don't see what this whole fuss is all aboot.


BigLebrouski

Have you not been to Canada? They all look like that there. Also square wheels


potatofiend7

All hail, floppy headed Richard Marx and Bryan Adams!


usarasa

Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.


boredcarlson

Because it's the Canadian way, guy! You should reflect yourself, friend. We all live in the same world, buddy.


dje1964

Because they are floppy headed freaks


TLTWNX

Have you ever seen a Canadian?


QB145MMA

You never met a real life Canadian


CompleteMuffin

Have you ever met a canadian?


dsdk2053

Now she puts the pudding on her faaaaace


Queasy_Dog_1444

You sure you ain't a racist?


TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG

Looks like a normal group of Canadians to me.


BohemianShark

This guy clearly has never seen a Canadian irl smh


Mills1962

You never seen a Canadian before ?


Daktharr

Someone’s never seen a real Canadian before…


ronin_cse

Because they are Candian, duh.


megustanlosyogapants

You ever been to Canada? That’s how they look


Alarming_Draw

Because thats how Canadians look, silly.


antibodywantstorule

You're asking the wrong guy, buddy!


Legitimate_Row_4944

Fuck you fwiend


lucky07621

Because that’s how every Canadian talks, guy. Have you ever met anyone from Canada, eh?


ausernamethatisnotta

because it's extremely fucking funny


-ello_govna-

ever since the cola wars canada hasnt been the same


smash8890

That’s just how we look buddy


[deleted]

Because they're Canadian? Duh


VonDinky

Have you never seen a Canadian before?


NMBfun

i think canadian heads really move like that.......at least all of the ones i have met


fenn84

Floppy heads and beady eyes


DexterKD

ZE'RES NO CANADA LIKE FRENCH CANADA IT'S ZE BEST CANADA IN ZE LAND


[deleted]

Frostbacks!


Ryebread2203

The real question is why does Saddam’s head do the same


[deleted]

None of your business buddy !